Chapter 511: Fake Huaxia People

The way this script was opened was a little different from what Xia Yu thought, Xia Yu glanced at the outside of the fully transparent office, and there were also many staff members of the MIB Outer Spaceport Customs who were aliens!

What's more, he's still an earthling.

"I protest that this is racism, and when we were in Orion, we knew our homeland well, knew what the postman job was, and solemnly declared that we only returned to Earth because we missed our homeland, not because of the alien refugees who came to seek political asylum."

The post office is Agent K's job after retiring from erasing his memory, and he can only mess into the plot under that ghost place if he wants to be sent to that ghost place, and if so, his current identity will be meaningless.

"I know, I understand, but to join, we have to go through rigorous testing, and we have to have vacancies, and this combination of many aspects can select the best talent."

O agent's palms are also sweating, this ancient earthling is much more difficult to deal with than those aliens, but they do have a precedent for recruiting alien agents, and moving out of the earth should be regarded as aliens, even if they move back, this regulation should also apply.

It's just that they want really useful people who can maintain peace on the planet.

"So what? Can I take the test? ”

As he spoke, Xia Yu lifted the table in front of Agent O with one hand that was the farthest away from the center of gravity.

"Well, at least in terms of strength, it's qualified, so let's do it, this is your temporary address, I'll report the information to Agent Z and arrange a test for you as soon as possible."

Sure enough, no matter how loud the slogan is, it is not as useful as flashing the arm, and a large part of the reason K liked Edward to develop him into Agent J was that he was able to catch up with the Sebo on foot, and the script for the third part was obviously written later, so the claim that K recruited him into the MIB because of his debt to J's father is not valid.

"Thank you."

Gently put down the desk and flicked the sticky note paper in his hand, Xia Yu was about to take Fourteen Niang and Nightshade out, it was time to leave here.

"That? You look like Asian, but it's best to change your clothes. ”

Although the rate of fancy clothes in the West is definitely higher than that of the Chinese women's clothing crowd in later generations, it is still necessary to pay attention to the impact to some extent.

"Thanks for the reminder."

With a snap of his fingers, all the shameful spacesuits on Xia Yu's three people were replaced with the most popular styles at the moment, and he didn't like this kind of dress either, but this hand surprised Agent O a little, how many secrets were hidden in these primeval humans.

"Master, brother, let's just leave like this?"

Nightshade was a little worried that Agent O would miss the appointment.

"Rest assured, our identity is set in a positive way, and they have no reason to stand in the way."

This identity and even the props are sponsored by himself, so the force point should be on joining the MIB black super SWAT team, and if you can't join, let the system refund the money, because of this, Xia Yu will not worry at all.

"So, what do you think, Z?"

After Xia Yu left, Agent O came to Boss Z's office, as the head of the department, Boss Z was not in the field like K, he spent most of his time in the MIB headquarters.

"I have studied it, and this summer is suitable for the introduction of special talents."

Looking at the dossier on the projection, Z said.

"But we're full."

Agent O looked helpless, the problem of establishment is a thorny problem in any corner of the world.

"Isn't Agent D retiring soon?"

"I heard K say that he has his own ideas about his partner."

"What? Did he find good seedlings? ”

"You can say that, but it's hard to say that it's not a good seedling."

Agent O doesn't know much about Edward J, but the timeline has come this far.

"Then activate the alien secret service team, as long as he can pass the test."

On the surface, the MIB black super SWAT is established by the alphabet, ABCDEFG, but there is another system hidden, because the target is different, and the selection is more difficult.

"I see."

Know what? Xia Yu didn't know all this, although the painting style of the world is a little old, even if the laser gun looks like a large toy, but the technology is undoubtedly far beyond the real world, and because of the interstellar connection, it is closer to or more than the earth in the Marvel world.

At least the Earth of the Marvel world does not have a cosmic-level defense mechanism like the Space A network.

"Brother, shall we go shopping?"

Everything was in the storage space, and they went to the apartment that MIB had prepared to take a look.

"We're here to work, not to relax."

After glancing around, Xia Yu didn't find any monitoring equipment.

"So many worlds are mixed up, and I don't know what's going on with the mission, let's go, let's go."

As the same old fritter, Fourteen Niang's grasp of each film and television world is also in place, and as long as it is not a battlefield, there will be a period of leisure at the beginning.

"Okay, okay, we'll go right away."

Coquettish is always a foul, and there is also expectation in the eyes of the nightshade on the side, as long as it is a girl, no matter how many thousand years old, it is a girl, and she is still full of interest in novel things.

Of course, their range of activities is also limited to New York, even if they are fundamentally different from those strange aliens.

However, most of the plot takes place here, and Xia Yu doesn't need to go anywhere else.

Coming to the bottom of the apartment, the three of them directly hailed a taxi.

"So where are we going?"

"How's Chinatown?"

Ten minutes later, the three of them got off at the gate of Chinatown, although it was not the Chinese New Year, but it was still rendered in a red atmosphere, so lively, here you can meet a large number of Chinese, you can buy all kinds of domestic products, of course, you can also meet fake Chinese people.

The three of them still enjoyed this combination of Chinese and Western atmosphere, of course, all this stopped at the door of a Chinese restaurant.

"Wu Yuan Restaurant?"

Opportunities are meant to be created by themselves.

Xia Yu raised his feet and walked inside.

"Brother, this store is not..."

Fourteen Niang, who has watched the movie, obviously remembers this plot, which is a black shop comparable to Sun Erniang's house.

"Well, don't talk."

Whispered, Xia Yu didn't expect to come here for shopping.

"Welcome, take a seat."

A middle-aged fat man with a ruddy face spoke a strong Cantonese Mandarin and said to the three of them, and it could be seen that this should be the Boss Wu of the restaurant.

Wearing a Tang costume on his upper body and an apron on his lower body, he looks like a shrewd Chinese, no one should doubt his Chinese identity!

"Hmm!"

"Three dry mixed dandan noodles, one fish-flavored shredded pork, and one chopped pepper fish head."

Although the identity setting is an ancient human who does not exist in the real world, it does not prevent Xia Yu from speaking Mandarin.

"Okay, I'll be right away."

Watching Boss Wu walk into the back kitchen, Xia Yu and Fourteen Niang didn't make any moves, but Nightshade was busy, disassembling the tableware for them, and the water in the teacup was full.

"Sister Nightshade, what are you doing here?"

Fourteen Niang, who was sitting opposite, finally couldn't help but say.

"Eat!"

Long Kui looked at Fourteen Niang with a blank face, what are they doing here without eating?

Fourteen Niang held her forehead, as if she was organizing language, they didn't come to eat, they came to do things.

"Forget it, you have to do a full set of plays."

After stopping Fourteen Niang from explaining, Xia Yu took out his mobile phone.

"What is the alarm number of this MIB? 911? ”

"Probably not!"

Fourteen Niang is also not sure, the black super special police should not have a police call.

"Forget it, Queen Red, send me a text message directly to Agent O's mobile phone."

"Yes, Your Excellency."

In an instant, an edited text message was sent directly to Agent O's phone.

"The dish is here! You want dry mixed dandan noodles, shredded fish-flavored pork, and chopped pepper fish head. ”

Although Boss Wu is short in stature, he is agile in his hands and feet, and he only uses two hands to swing the five plates in turn.

"Wait a minute, boss."

"What's wrong? Guests, what else do you need? ”

"There is a question, why is there no fish in this fish-flavored shredded pork?"

Pointing to a plate of vegetables in front of him with a somewhat strange color, Xia Yu asked.

"Guest, you laughed, there is no fish in this fish-flavored shredded meat."

Boss Wu had a smile on his fat face, in fact, hundreds of millions of more than a billion Chinese people didn't know the common sense that there was no fish in the shredded meat, and he had also explained this problem to others.

"So what kind of fish is used for chopping pepper fish heads?"

Xia Yu slanted his finger and pointed to the fish head on another plate.

"This is particular, the best chopped pepper fish head is the tarpon, which was introduced in the United States in the early seventies, but people don't pay attention to it, and any fish is called Asian carp."

It can be seen that Boss Wu is very good, but Xia Yu doesn't have the patience to talk nonsense with him.

"So your fish head is a tarpon?"

"Isn't it!"

"Why don't I look like a Chinese fish, but look like an alien."

"Hey, don't you look like this if you sprinkle chopped peppers and pour oil on them?"

Speaking of nonsense, Boss Wu didn't blink his eyes.

"Really?"

At this moment, Xia Yu is like a gangster who has come to eat white food, it seems that eating the overlord meal is not enough, and he has to add some cash.

"Everyone is Chinese, and no one looks good when they tear their faces."

"Who TM and you are a Chinese person~~唰~~"

An invisible sword qi slashed away gently, and Boss Wu's apron fell down in an instant, not the imaginary human legs, but the alien torso with five hands secreting mucus.

"Sample, when did even the Huaxia people have aliens who dared to pretend to be."

Xia Yu directly slapped a plate of alien chopped pepper fish head on Boss Wu's head, and this scene instantly frightened the diners at the booth next to him.

"Definitely."

Except for Boss Wu, who looked dazed, all the other people who ran outside were all frozen.

"Let me see what kind of fish can grow such a head."

Xia Yu, who stood up, directly led Boss Wu's collar and dragged it towards the back kitchen, as soon as he entered the door, he saw a disgusting fish in a huge fish tank, it was hard to imagine that there could be such a creature on the earth, that is, the ugliest anglerfish also felt beautiful when he saw it.

As for the big fat fish on the stove next to it, it looks like a dripping fish, a protected animal.

"Vomit~~"

The nightshade that followed up was a little retching, was this kind of fish she wanted to eat or almost ate just now? Even before she was on Igo's planet, she didn't eat anything weird, but she didn't expect to almost get hit in the world of "Men in Black".

"Nightshade is okay!"

"No, it's fine."

Nightshade replied weakly, and it could be seen that this incident had hit her a little hard.

"Look, what are you going to do if you scare my sister!"

"I, I invite you to eat our most delicious wonton noodles in Guangdong, and record it in my account."

"You Yuezhou, don't you know that the most delicious people in Guangdong are Fujian people? If you want to be an earthling, you want to go crazy! ”

"Vomit~~"

Hearing what Boss Wu said, the nightshade wanted to vomit even more, Fourteen Niang glared at Xia Yu and turned around to stroke the nightshade to help her calm down.

"I know, I know, next time I will definitely entertain you to eat Fujian people."

"There will be no next time, you have all been arrested for violating the Earth's food hygiene regulations, and I am now sealing your restaurant on behalf of MIB."

When Agent K led the junior detectives of the black super special police to wash the floor, all they could see was Mr. Wu's family who had been tied up, as well as all the diners who had left here.

"Primeval Earthlings: Summer, Luckily."

Facing Agent K, who was a little surprised, Xia Yu stretched out his hand.

"Fortunately, fortunately."

"I didn't expect to come across such an obviously criminal thing just to come out for a meal, so out of a strong sense of honor and identity as a citizen of the earth, I can't be indifferent to such a thing, and please forgive me for my recklessness."

Xia Yu behaved like a gentleman in every move, and even a taciturn old man like K had to admit that he was a good person and a very powerful person.

"I understand the matter, but these people?"

"Ao, it's just that they saw Boss Wu's true body, so in order not to cause large-scale commotion and panic, I have to make this decision, and I'll untie it now."

With a wave of his hand, basically all the diners sat down on the ground, and the irregular work for nearly half an hour was maintained, and the lack of blood circulation made everyone's hands and feet numb.

"This is the amnestic, and this is the protective glasses."

"This level of clarity is basically useless to us primeval humans."

Xia Yu smiled and rejected the sunglasses handed over by Agent K, it is true, the amnestic seems to be very rebellious, but the effect is very limited, only acting on humans and some aliens with low strength, but in the early stage of Xia Yu's film and television world, it is an artifact-like existence.

It's just that he doesn't need it anymore.

"I see."

Agent K nodded, and then cleared all witnesses of the relevant memories.

"Do we need to go back together and make a note or something?"

When the matter was dealt with, leading the two of Fourteen Niang and Long Kui, Xia Yu asked.

"It seems that you know a lot about the modern civilization of the earth!"

"Well, during the interstellar journey, I downloaded a lot of your TV series, such as "Friends", "Growing Pains".

"Thank you for your enthusiasm, but don't worry, we are black super special police, not ordinary police."