Chapter 370: Senior, Why Are You So Stupid

Seeing Ma Li's leap away to speechlessness, Song Qingqing was a little excited.

It turns out that seniors also have a stupid and cute side! His EQ is so low, how can he have the courage to teach a gorilla to flirt with his sister! He is like a little boy in a TV series who has never been in love, with no experience at all. But he is so stupid, how did he pursue the senior sister who came to school?

Song Qingqing quickly went through the gossip about Ma Li and Luo Siqi in his head, and found a very important thing.

I don't think I've ever seen a senior and a senior holding hands, and there is no intimate action. Could it be ...... Could it be that they are only boyfriend and girlfriend in name?

Oh my God, isn't this just the routine of the city! The school girl always likes to find someone to pretend to be her boyfriend and be a shield.

Song Qingqing, who was caught in the whirlpool of the brain hole, had bright eyes.

What is the close-fitting of the school flower...... No matter how close it is, no matter how many chapters it is pasted, in the end, the male protagonist and the school flower are ordinary male and female relationships.

That's it! No wonder when I kissed the senior, his lips trembled with excitement. He and his senior sister have never had in-depth communication! He's still a fledgling...... Well, I seem to be shaking just now. It seems that no matter how much of that knowledge I make up, I'm also very young!

Yaoooo I want to do that kind of thing! What a shame!

Thinking of his crazy actions, Song Qingqing's delicate red face was about to ooze blood.

She folded her head in her hands again and lay on the table. Trying to hide his shy expression by taking refuge in an ostrich.

Mahata, who has a wrong head in the line, finally notices her anomaly and stops telling the story of her attempt to become the Flash. He licked his lips and said, "Qingqing, I feel that this is a critical period. ”

"Nope! You can talk as much as you want. "The senior is so annoying! You can kiss if you want, why do you want to play stalks!

"Uh, okay." Ma Li pursed his mouth, reminisced about the brief moment, then rubbed his hands and said worriedly, "Are we starting this?" ”

"What to start? Don't think too much about it, senior, I was just punishing you just now. "Stupid! It's obvious what I've done, do you want me to take the initiative to admit the relationship?

"I see. Why don't you punish me again? ”

"Ugly refusal!" Stupid! Girls are reserved! You just can't do it!

“……”

After the conversation reached an impasse for three seconds, Ma Li couldn't hold back the turmoil in his heart and held Song Qingqing's hand again: "I think I'm also in my menstrual period today." ”

"Clams?" Song Qingqing straightened up and pulled his hands apart with his other hand, "Senior is saying strange things again." ”

Ma Li nodded: "yes, I'm very strange today. Always look at the wrongdoers who invite us to dinner, which is not pleasing to the eye. ”

"I'm a senior, and I speak strangely." Song Qingqing covered her cheeks with her hands and wanted to look at him, but she flinched.

"Strange talking? I just want to ask, are we boyfriend and girlfriend now, is this weird? Ma Li felt that after his head was short-circuited, his IQ was in arrears, and he couldn't figure out any problems.

"Nope." Song Qingqing's head swayed like a rattle, "I've said it several times, I'm going to punish the senior because the senior said I was ugly." Seniors don't be sentimental. "Confess to me, hurry!

"I didn't say you're ugly. I'm just saying you're you, she's her, there's no need to compare them together. ”

"......" Song Qingqing felt very lost, and the senior didn't even want to flatter me.

"If you have to compare, I think you have the best look at the bob, killing all the opposite sex I've ever seen. Anyway, it's only been a month, how do you have waist-length hair? ”

"......" Song Qingqing lowered her head and played with her hair. I didn't think you liked the long hair of the school girl, so I kept ...... Hey, this is the first time that my senior has complimented me on my good looks. So......

"I forgive you." The gluttonous and depressed mood was swept away.

"Forgiveness? Isn't there no punishment in the future? "The horse hat, who eats the marrow and knows the taste, is full of trembling lips.

As soon as Song Qingqing wanted to answer him, Niu Kelian returned to his seat and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I just went to answer the phone." ”

"It's okay, it's okay. You can go pick up a little longer. "A certain person who is indulging in the ocean of happiness has a short circuit in his head, and he is very dissatisfied that the ambiguous atmosphere has been broken.

"What's wrong?" Niu Kelian looked at the young man holding hands in front of him, feeling that he had lost his chance.

Song Qingqing found that Ma Li's IQ was in arrears, and in order to prevent him from coming up with more embarrassing words, he took the initiative to say, "Don't care." ”

Ma Li frowned and muttered in his heart: You robbed me of my mantra! For the sake of you being an employee, I forgive you.

"Hmm." Niu Kelian smiled, and stared down at the phone screen in a daze.

Although his wife looked at him very strictly, which led to the repeated failures of his plans to contact other members of the opposite sex, after his wife sent a message, he was never heard from. This made him very worried about his wife's safety, and he was no longer in the mood to flirt with his sister.

"I'm going to meet Xia Mu, you can deal with broilers with peace of mind." His wife's message gave him a headache.

When he left, he kept calling his wife's phone, trying to stop her reckless behavior, but the phone couldn't get through.

He wanted to leave the restaurant to find his wife, but because of the spell "Can't Refuse", he couldn't leave Makasa's side for more than ten minutes. Otherwise, not to mention that this spell will not work, he will also suffer from the spell backlash.

If it was just against Ma Li, Niu Kelian believed that even if his skills were damaged, he would be able to kill him. But this time, Xia Mu got involved, and he had to save his strength just in case.

So, he resisted the urge to leave and sent a message to his wife angrily.

"Ye Han! Why do you always make decisions like this! I told you that woman is a crazy woman! If only she didn't interfere with our mission, would you still provoke her? ”

"The people around this broiler have the ability to resist the request, and I was worried that the broiler could also resist, so I released the heart of the broiler that could not refuse. So I can't go to you now, and you don't want to venture alone. ”

……

After sending a few complaining messages in a row, he heard Ma Li's and Song Qingqing's crazy voices, and remembered what happened to him and Ye Han when they were young.

So he took a deep breath and said a long sentence: "The Black Beauty has promised me that as long as we complete this mission, they will completely remove us from the roster and let us get rid of the Silver Queen." In that case, we no longer have to worry about waking up and not seeing each other, and we no longer have to worry about life and death. ”

He showed a wistful look, with a gentle smile on his face, and continued to send messages: "Xiaohan, I swear!" After this mission, I will get the certificate with you. If I run away from the Civil Affairs Bureau again, I'll ......."

Ye Han, who was far away in the greenhouse park, lay on the ground angrily, looked at the broken mobile phone, and said weakly: "You dead sissy, can't you let me read the message?" ”

"Are you miserable not seeing the messages your lover sends you? Hey, people like to see other people's painful appearances. ”

"Haha." Ye Han laughed with all his strength, "Painful NMB!" The old lady is so happy! ”

How did Ma Li get along with the school girl in the first place? Such a stupid guy can soak in the school flower, I'll ask you if you're angry!

(End of chapter)