Accompanied by Zhuge Liang, Zhang Xiaofan crossed the river with 6,000 soldiers and came to Chaisang. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Chaisang is the military camp of Zhou Yu of the Wu army in the Battle of Chibi, and this piece of land is the territory of the chartered public and chartered mother. After Zhang Xiaofan arrived, the three of them were stunned when they met.

"Are you Mr. Zhang?" The chartered man originally looked like he was hanging on the ground, but after seeing Zhang Xiaofan, his attitude suddenly became humble, and there was no way that Zhang Xiaofan had left too much impression on him before.

At the beginning, Zhang Xiaofan sent people to collect many masters in the pig cage village, and asked them about their housekeeping skills. If Zhang Xiaofan's strength was a little weaker at the beginning, I am afraid that the charter couple would not be so easy to compromise.

Now that the two see Zhang Xiaofan again, they still feel that the other party's strength is unfathomable, so don't mention the shock in their hearts.

"Do you remember me?" Zhang Xiaofan was also a little surprised, after all, although the charter man and the charter wife were from the world of "Kung Fu", they didn't expect to come from the scroll world they had experienced.

This time, the scroll world seemed a little strange, but Zhang Xiaofan didn't care too much. Even if the Fire Cloud Evil God had a pistol in his hand and made it in large quantities, even if he created an atom bullet, his deterrent effect would be almost zero.

Zhang Xiaofan is not doing things unscrupulously now, it is entirely because he is not alone now, there are five women, and a large group of subordinates need to be taken care of.

agreed with the charter man and the charter wife to talk again in the evening, and Zhang Xiaofan met with Zhou Yu.

"Uncle Liu Huang is very angry, he is really extraordinary."

Zhou Yu saw Zhang Xiaofan for the first time, and the two of them spoke naturally politely, and sat down separately, then said with a smile: "Our army is ready, but there are still some bows and arrows missing, I don't know if Uncle Liu Huang may support some?" ”

"I came in a hurry, but I didn't bring it, but Cao Jun on the other side has a lot of bows and arrows, why don't we go to him tonight and borrow some?" Zhang Xiaofan didn't seem to see the unkindness in Zhou Yu's words, and directly came up with the idea of 'borrowing arrows from grass boats', and said in detail that the grass boats borrowed arrows, which was very manipulative.

"Then please Uncle Liu Huang," Zhou Yu didn't expect Liu Bei to be witty, and he was even more surprised by his clever idea of borrowing arrows from his grass boat, but the loser did not lose the battle, and smiled with a smile: "Wait for good news below." ”

"Wait a minute," Zhang Xiaofan drank a cup of tea, and asked Lu Su to help prepare the boat and the straw man, and on the other side, the charter man and the charter wife had already prepared a banquet and were ready to entertain Zhang Xiaofan.

"Poetry?" As soon as Zhang Xiaofan entered the door, he didn't see the charter man and the charter wife, but he saw a person he didn't expect.

It seems that there are a lot of people in "Kung Fu", such as chartered fathers, chartered women, coolies, tailors, fire cloud evil gods, and buck tooth zhen, and now even the poems and poems whose fate has been changed by themselves have also crossed.

"Helper......" Shishi still likes to be coquettish, so she pounced directly and coquettishly acknowledged, which made Zhang Xiaofan very emotional.

Shishi was originally the woman who was the boss of the Crocodile Gang, but she was saved by herself at the moment before she was killed by Brother Chen, and later when she drew a lottery, she brought Huang Yiyi out, and Shishi still stayed in the original scroll world. Unexpectedly, she came with the charter wife and others. I was reunited with myself again.

"Okay, don't cry......" Zhang Xiaofan has many women, this poem has almost withdrawn from memory, and the sudden appearance is still a big surprise.

Shishi is very obedient, since the crossing, she has relied on the chartered husband and wife to live, but she didn't expect that in less than three years, she actually ran into her own man, is this God hearing his own prayer? Thinking of the oath he had made, he quickly knelt down, stretched out his hand to untie Zhang Xiaofan's clothes, buried his head in his abdomen, and swallowed non-stop.

Zhang Xiaofan didn't expect Shishi to remember the method she taught her to serve herself, to know that she was completely subjected to Yali Mountain by Wu Xingyun, and turned to be reluctant to be rude to other women. Thinking that this poem is just a temporary woman, so when the two are together, the sex is a little unscrupulous and cruel. And this poem can even bear it, and now when we meet, we are so well-behaved, so that I can remember it back all of a sudden.

At night, Zhang Xiaofan, under the service of Shishi, got up to wash, accompanied by Lu Su, traveled in a small boat, exhaled a breath of vitality, and attracted the mist of the river.

The fog filled the Yangtze River, and the Cao army had a wire across the river, and he was not afraid of the Wu army's sneak attack, but Zhang Xiaofan's gongs and drums were noisy, and the momentum was violent, and the sound shook for hundreds of miles, which made Cao Jun frightened. Cao Cao hurriedly ordered people to shoot all over the sky, after all, the fog was filled, and it was really a good time for a sneak attack.

With Cao Cao's cooperation, a total of 300,000 arrows were borrowed overnight.

Zhang Xiaofan returned with Lu Su, Zhou Yu looked at the soldiers below cheering, and felt melancholy, but he still laughed and said: "Uncle Liuhuang, now it is a headwind, just wait for the wind to go together, let's attack!" ”

Zhang Xiaofan nodded and said, "Tailwind?" Please wait a moment for the governor to borrow some east wind from the sky. "Say, come to the altar, sprinkle some wine, and secretly exhale a breath of vitality, and the air is a hundred miles around, and the east wind rises out of thin air.

Just now it was still foggy, and the east wind was gradually rising, but after half an hour, the fog disappeared, and only the battle flag hunting could be heard.

Zhou Yu was secretly surprised when he saw that his heart was pounding, but he seized the opportunity and ordered people to hurry up and attack. Zhang Xiaofan had already ordered, and when the east wind rose, his eight generals captured the eight cities of Jingxiang respectively. Come to think of it, after tonight, I will be able to occupy the nine counties of Jingzhou.

And his own army of 30,000 can also be expanded from 30,000 to more than 300,000, according to his own plan, in about three years, he can unify the troubled times of the Three Kingdoms.

"Uncle Liu Huang, wait a minute."

Zhou Yu arranged an attack, but he grabbed Zhang Xiaofan who was about to leave, and refused to let him go, you must know what you have seen and heard today, it is shocking, this Liu Bei's ability is too amazing, if you let him go, I am afraid that I will have one more confidant in Dongwu, but I want to take the opportunity to put Liu Bei under house arrest.

Zhang Xiaofan is not a soft-footed shrimp, Zhou Yu wants to put him under house arrest, and he will have to live for millions of years.

However, Zhou Yu wanted to put Zhang Xiaofan under house arrest on his own territory, and Zhang Xiaofan was greedy with Shishi in the afternoon, and it was precisely because he was confused and obsessed, Zhou Yu invited him to drink, and Xiao Qiao accompanied him.

This is to pull the pervert to the little sheep.

The two cups went back and forth, and before they knew it, the sky was already bright, and the front line kept transmitting the results of the battle. Cao's army was defeated, more than 100,000 of Cao's 800,000 Cao troops were captured, at least 400,000 were scattered, and more than 100,000 were killed by burning arrows, and less than 100% of the rest fled.

After this battle, Cao Cao may not have the strength to go south within five years.

Liu Bei and Sun Quan did not have Cao Cao, the common enemy, and the hostile relationship between the two was exposed. Among them, the nine counties of Jingzhou are the biggest entanglement of interests.

Zhou Yu smiled and raised his glass, and said with a smile: "Uncle Liu Huang, my lord has long admired his fame, and specially let Zhou be hospitable, after this battle, Cao's army has been defeated, and there is just time to have leisure time, why don't you go to my Dongwu Jianye for a visit, okay?" ”

Zhang Xiaofan secretly ingested a trace of Zhou Yu's flesh and blood, and spit out a mouthful of immortal yuan, the blood thread collided with the immortal yuan, and immediately caught the wind, and after a while, he looked exactly like Zhou Yu, but his eyes were dull.

Zhang Xiaofan dotted a little of his essence and blood, and the 'Zhou Yu' immediately 'woke up', shook his head and said: "Uncle Liuhuang, Uncle Liuhuang, my lord has long admired his reputation, and specially let Zhou be hospitable, after this battle, Cao's army has collapsed, and he just has leisure time, why don't you go to my Dongwu Jianye for a visit, okay?" ”

The tone and tone of his voice are no different from Zhou Yu's deity.

In the entire attic, only Zhou Yu and Zhang Xiaofan are now drinking cross-legged, and now there is a naked 'Zhou Yu', not to mention how ridiculous it is, and the scene is also weird.

"Governor, what did you just say, can you say it again?" Zhang Xiaofan sneered, he lowered ten meetings with one force, he asked Zhuge Liang to command six thousand soldiers last night, and by the way, he expanded the results of the battle, and he didn't really want to drink with Zhou Yu when he stayed.

Zhou Yu threw his wine glass, and was about to open his mouth to shout, but Zhang Xiaofan spewed out a cloud of samadhi true fire and burned it clean, only to see the naked body of 'Zhou Yu' laughing, and Zhang Xiaofan arched his hand: "Deity, go slowly, I won't send it." ”

"'Zhou Yu', you and I are one, you don't have to be polite, but Xiao Qiao, you can enjoy it to the fullest, I just want Da Qiao." Zhang Xiaofan and 'Zhou Yu' invariably showed a lewd smile.

"It's not too early, I should also rest, and stay here," Zhang Xiaofan shook his body, Shishi was still waiting for him at the charter wife, Xiao Qiao was enjoyed by 'Zhou Yu', and there was no difference from himself.

Sent Zhang Xiaofan away, 'Zhou Yu' had delicate eyes, picked up a glass of water and wine, took a sip of dry, drunk, became drunk, and walked into the attic, Xiao Qiao also drank two glasses of wine last night and went to bed early.

As soon as the color lit up today, Xiao Qiao woke up and saw his man sitting on the edge of the bed, reaching out and touching his own crisp chest very unruly, throwing a wink, and smiling: "Xianggong, how was the battle last night?" ”

"It's a big victory," 'Zhou Yu' replied, his hands were still very restless and reached into Xiao Qiao's placket, not only his chest was in his hands, but the smooth lower abdomen, the grassland below, and the stream were slowly fallen......

Mrs. Zhou, Xiao Qiao, had already fallen asleep on the bed with her clothes closed, but the peak on her chest was tightly held by a hand and changed shape, and she woke up immediately. Seeing the drunken man, he wanted to stand up and serve, but the man changed his hand and reached into the placket, and the original hand picked up the belt and touched it directly between his legs, and pressed it hard, and couldn't help but snort, and the whole body immediately became hot.

Zhang Xiaofan has a special hobby for wives recently.

not only accepted Liu Bei's four women, but now he is pretending to be Zhou Yu and sleeping with Xiao Qiao, and at the same time staring at Xiao Qiao's sister Da Qiao.

may be tortured by the rose fairy, which causes Zhang Xiaofan to be very happy when he hugs a normal woman, not to mention that Xiao Qiao looks good, his figure is even more uneven, and his skin is smooth. pressed it directly, ripped off Xiao Qiao's clothes, and roughly entered her body.

Xiao Qiao and Zhou Yu have always lived peacefully as a couple, but today they found that their man's personality had changed greatly, although he was a little uncomfortable, he only thought that his husband was drunk, and he endured his shyness, and was lifted by a man with his slender legs and unlocked various postures.

The energetic 'Zhou Yu' controlled the situation from beginning to end, and Xiao Qiao didn't have the slightest strength even if he resisted. When the battle ended, the sun was on the pole, holding Xiao Qiao's long hair with one hand, and fixing her slender waist with the other, which erupted in her body, and the war for nearly two hours was over.