Chapter 411: The embarrassed Monkey King

Zhu Gangguan showed his original form, dressed in a heavily colored costume, with greasy makeup on his face, knelt down with a "Teng" sound, and shouted:

"Immortals spare their lives! I'm also forced to do it! ”

Mo Tie said with interest: "What is the last resort? Let's talk about it. ”

Zhu Gangguan pulled up his sleeves and said like a singing opera: "Shangxian doesn't know, Xiaoxian was originally a Tianhe guard, but he was expelled from the mortal world because he violated the rules of heaven, and he had to eat human flesh and fake food." ”

"Five meats and three hates?" Mo Tie said strangely.

"Yes, the three disgusting people, geese, dogs, mullets, because geese have the friendship of husband and wife, dogs have the friendship of the lord, and mullet has the loyalty of kings and ministers, so they can't bear to eat. I have been cut off from these three, and I have to feed on the unruly and the unfaithful, and the one who has the most of these things is a human being. ”

Pig Gang said carefully.

"Oh? Are the passers-by you eating all the unruly and disloyal? Mo Tie asked.

"This ...... Although it is not complete, it is inseparable. The little fairy is lowly and humble, and the skill of fortune calculation is not as good as that of the heavens, and there are occasional omissions, which are really unintentional. Pig Gang said frankly.

"Do the heavenly immortals also eat people?"

"Yes, if the mouth of the heavenly immortals is weak, it doesn't matter if you eat one or two people."

Mo Tie nodded and said, "I see, the bottom foundation of this world is people, and it makes sense to feed on people. ”

"Immortal Mingcha!" Pig Gang kowtowed.

The world of Journey to the West has never been a beautiful fairy tale, whether it is Brother Monkey, who symbolizes the spirit of resistance, or the sand monk who represents loyalty, they have all tasted the taste of human flesh; On the road to the west sky, many monsters say that Tang monk's meat is delicious, which is the contradiction of the whole book, and it is also the connotation of the whole book - cannibalism; In the West Heavenly Spirit Mountain, Ananda Kaye asks for bribes, just like worldly human feelings, and there is no taste of detachment at all......

All of this shows that Journey to the West is not a simple story of upgrading to fight monsters and advancing through levels.

Mo Tie thought about it, he didn't have a good way to change the whole world for the time being, and only when Suona occupied the will of the world could he start to modify the "underlying code" of the world.

Seeing that Mo Tie didn't speak for a long time, Zhu Gangguan boldly asked, "Shangxian wants to taste the taste of human flesh?" ”

"No, I eat pork." Mo Tie shook his hand and said.

Pig Gangguan is a spirit, how can this topic be deepened? Stop, stop......

Half a month later, Xuanzang finally arrived at Wuzhi Mountain, he broke through the obstacle at a glance and saw the lotus cave where Sun Wukong was.

Before entering the cave, he collected his mind and adjusted his facial expression to that of a casual little monk, with a little confusion and panic.

When he jumped into the hole, Sun Wukong pounced on him with a "brush", looking very enthusiastic, and his hand was still touching him.

"It's finally here, it's finally here......"

Sun Wukong has pale skin, sparse hair, wears rag clothes, and keeps babbling in his mouth.

Although he was embarrassed, Sun Wukong's joy was still conveyed, and the corners of Xuanzang's mouth hooked up a smile, and he disappeared in an instant.

"Eh, what are you doing? I'm here to find Monkey King. Xuanzang struggled and said.

"I'm me, I'm the Monkey King." Goku said in his mouth.

After the two of them sat peacefully on the stone bench, Xuanzang had the opportunity to take a good look at the Monkey King, who had been imprisoned for five hundred years.

Very embarrassed, the spirit of the whole monkey was tortured miserably, and even more seriously, he also lost his hair!

This is really a sad situation, Xuanzang thought when he touched his bald head.

Just like in the original book, when Xuanzang explained that he wanted to subdue the pig demon, Sun Wukong pointed to a seal on the wall and said: "This is the exorcism holy fire order, which I brought down from the Heavenly Palace......"

Xuanzang looked a little funny, this Danshan mantra was still pasted by his own hands back then, although it couldn't trap Sun Wukong, but it was enough to cooperate with the green lotus planted by the Buddha.

Xuanzang was puzzled: "Mr. Sun, is this a seal for the Buddha to suppress you?" ”

Seeing the failure of the deception, Sun Wukong sighed in his heart, this monk is not stupid, but fortunately he has more than this trick.

Then, Sun Wukong used his painful experience of 500 years as an excuse to arouse Xuanzang's sympathy, and then tragically told that he had not even eaten a banana for so many years.

Xuanzang handed him one.

Sun Wukong's face changed, he pretended to be very moved, and seriously taught Xuanzang how to subdue the pig demon.

Although the pig demon was killed by his wife, he still loved her deeply in his heart, and he loved to watch his wife dance in the moonlight, and he even wrote the first word for it. That's simple, as long as you find a beautiful woman and sing this song and dance on a full moon night, the pig demon will naturally come. ”

"And then?" Xuanzang asked.

"Then I'll leave it to me." Sun Wukong opened the banana and said confidently.

"Plop!"

Two more people jumped into the entrance of the cave, and it turned out to be Mo Tie and Yanzi.

"Brother? Why are you here? Xuanzang was shocked, he didn't even feel Mo Tie's approach.

If today's Tao is obscure, Xuanzang's master can't easily calculate the situation, and Mo Tie's body is not leaky, it is normal for Xuanzang not to realize it at all.

"Hehe, I heard you need a beautiful woman." Mo Tie said, "My concubine is not shallow, and the matter of seducing the pig demon can be handed over to her." ”

Yanzi bowed his head and said, "Okay, Sansan." ”

Xuanzang hurriedly refused: "How can this be?" Don't be joking. ”

Zhu Gang, who was hiding under Wuzhi Mountain and watching Mo Tie's live broadcast with Miss Duan, said in his heart, it is indeed not okay, I can't afford to provoke the maid of the immortals.

Mo Tie smiled: "It's okay, the pig demon is a big deal." What's more, the son is not powerless. ”

Tsuiko cooperatively released the sword intent on his body.

Xuanzang's face was strange, this kind of sharp sword intent was more than enough to kill Zhu Gangguana, and it was strange that there was such a master in the world.

Sun Wukong was happy in his heart, which saved the little monk from going out to find a beautiful woman.

"Okay, then thank you brother." Xuanzang said, he suddenly remembered the situation when he first met Mo Tie, and now he thinks about it a little strangely.

Out of the cave, Mo Tie suddenly grabbed Xuanzang's arm and teleported him to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain.

There, a huge iron house stood.

Entering the house, Xuanzang was surprised to find that Miss Duan was also there, and even Zhu Gangguan was honestly squatting on the ground.

There is a strange "window" in the center of the room, and from the "window" you can see Sun Wukong eating bananas in the Lotus Cave at this time.

"Brother Chen, catching the pig demon is just an excuse, I don't have the confidence to hide from the world inside the Buddha's lotus, so I have to find a way to bring you out first." Mo Tie said.

Xuanzang clasped his hands together and said, "Good." What does this mean? ”

Mo Tie smiled slightly: "Brother Chen, this room is absolutely safe, there are only a few people in you and me, and you can't hear it, if you have any difficulties, you can explain them one by one here." ”

Xuanzang turned his head to look at Miss Duan who was sitting there, he thought it was Mo Tie invited by Miss Duan to ask him about his feelings.