Chapter 10 Drinking Competition
Under the impact of the poplar vitality, the semi-closed acupuncture points in Lu Feng's body quickly returned to their original state.
It's strange to say, not long after these acupuncture points recovered, Lu Feng's body turned out to be fine, and he didn't even have a runny nose.
"Master, it's amazing, my cold has actually healed." Lu Feng pulled the blanket on the sofa and said with some surprise.
Baiyang also felt very puzzled, how could he cure the other party's cold by unlocking the acupoint, could it be that his own vitality could still be cured?
But it's not right, he also used his vitality to turn around in the other party's body before, and he didn't see the other party's cold improve.
Could it be? Suddenly, Poplar couldn't help but be stunned and remembered a possibility.
"Xiaofeng, you said that you had a physical altercation with two gangsters last night, where did those two beat you?" Poplar asked curiously.
"Master, what are you asking for?" Lu Feng asked puzzled.
"Ask you, you just need to answer honestly, why do you ask so much?" Poplar said impatiently.
After Lu Feng said "oh", he pointed to a few places on his chest, then to the vicinity of his forehead, and then to his back and said: "These are the places, those bitches raised by them, they are really ruthless, Master, you must help me take revenge!" ”
"How can I help you get revenge, do you know these two?" Poplar frowned and asked, what he hated most was fighting.
Lu Feng smiled bitterly and shook his head.
"Look, you don't know them, how can I help you get revenge? Don't always take revenge, try to practice the kung fu I taught you, there should be no problem with self-protection in the future, of course, don't think that you can do evil if you have the ability, that will only make you die faster, after all, no matter how good kung fu is in this era, you are afraid of bullets, and you must be calm and calm when you encounter this kind of thing in the future, you can't do it at every turn, last night was also considered your luck, if those two people had daggers and other murder weapons, I'm afraid you won't have a blue nose and swollen face. Poplar couldn't help but warn, lest Lu Feng get carried away.
"I know Master, but shouldn't Master be afraid of kitchen knives no matter how good his kung fu is?" Lu Feng suddenly said with a smile.
"Kitchen knife, your sister! When your skills reach the realm of your master, let alone a kitchen knife, even a watermelon knife can't hurt me. Poplar said confidently.
"It's really fake, Master, you're bragging." Lu Feng looked incredulous.
If Poplar brags in other aspects, he really can't refute it, after all, he really can't drive, can't cook, and can't pick up girls, but he is very confident in his cultivation, although the vitality is not cultivated by himself, but it is also his who is not cultivated.
"Don't believe me, if you have the guts to take a knife and cut me, I'll stand here still." Bai Yang glanced at Lu Feng and said with a foul face.
Lu Feng hurriedly shook his head and said, "I believe, I believe, where do I dare to cut you with a knife." ”
However, what made Bai Yang vomit blood a little was that he only heard this kid continue: "Master, why don't you try to cut yourself with a knife?" ”
"Try a yarn ball, if I cut myself myself, I will definitely cut myself." Poplar glanced at the other party and said very speechlessly.
"Oh, that's right." Lu Feng scratched his head and said with a smile.
The morning passed quickly, and Lu Feng didn't plan to go out to eat because of a cold, so he was ready to order takeout.
But now that he has a cold, he naturally can't stay at home.
He said that in order to thank Poplar for curing his cold, he decided to invite him to a buffet dinner at noon, and went out by the way to drive back the sports car that Poplar had left in front of the bank.
At first, Bai Yang didn't care too much about the buffet, after all, he hadn't eaten the buffet, the cheap one was more than forty yuan, and the expensive one was more than 100 yuan.
However, when he followed Lu Feng to a very luxurious five-star hotel, he was taken aback by the buffet price here.
"Xiaofeng, the buffet here shouldn't be cheap, right?" Poplar asked.
Lu Feng nodded with a smile and said, "Well, it's okay, today is a twenty percent discount, and the two of us add up to less than four thousand." ”
"What! Less than four thousand? Poplar was almost so shocked that his eyes were about to fall, but because the cafeteria was very quiet, he didn't dare to say too much, so he only dared to whisper in the other party's ear.
Two people are less than 4,000, which means that one person is less than 2,000, this is really a trench meal.
"What's the matter, is there anything wrong with less than four thousand?" Lu Feng asked puzzled.
"You rich people are really enviable." Poplar said with envy.
"Hey, Master, if you want to live such a life in the future, it's not easy, I'll just invite you to a big meal every day, and I promise that you won't say such things again after you eat for half a year." Lu Feng said softly with a smile.
Bai Yang touched his nose and said secretly: "This idea is good, I am not considered a sugar daddy, but I am afraid that I will not be able to spare time to eat every day, I knew that my brother-in-law was such a tyrant, so I didn't join S.H.I.E.L.D. at that time, but now that I have been on the boat, I am afraid it will not be easy to get off the boat, alas!" ”
People who can dine in such a high-end cafeteria will hardly be in bad condition, except for those who eat and drink like Poplar, of course.
Not only is the environment very elegant, but there are also people who play pianos, violins, cellos and other instruments for customers, making people feel like they are in a concert.
More than 2,000 buffets are indeed different, in addition to the elegant environment, the dishes here are very exquisite, the variety is also very rich, most of them are the food that Poplar has never seen, such as abalone, arm-long lobster, fist-sized elephant pull, delicious puffer fish and so on.
In fact, the taste of lobster and elephant is just the same, and in Poplar's opinion, the best taste is the kind of grilled ice cream that is crunchy and delicious to bite.
He had never thought that ice cream could be grilled and eaten, and it really gave him a long experience, when he planned to try how to bake ice cream at home.
What made Baiyang a little speechless was that when Lu Feng came out, he kept saying that he would go to the bank to pick up the car after dinner.
But when he saw the other party holding red wine as tea, he couldn't help but ask, "Aren't you going to drive the car?" ”
"Don't be in a hurry, the afternoon is very long, when the time comes, go to the hot spring upstairs to take a bath, do a whole body health care, and then go to pick up the car in time." Lu Feng shook the red wine glass and said with a smile.
Seeing that the other party was holding a goblet and shaking the red wine very elegantly, Poplar couldn't help but look a little distracted for a while.
"Master, how about it, would you like to have some?" Lu Feng couldn't help but ask when he saw Bai Yang staring at the red wine in his hand.
"Is this thing good?" Bai Yang asked curiously, to be honest, seeing the other party drinking red wine one by one, this made him a little moved, and he had long wanted to take it over and taste it.
"Of course, what doesn't taste good, how can I drink it." Lu Feng replied with a smile.
"Okay, give me some too, it shouldn't be drunk, right?" Bai Yang hurriedly drank the apple juice in his goblet, then handed it to Lu Feng and asked with a smile.
Lu Feng shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "I can't guarantee this, after all, everyone's alcohol consumption is different, maybe Master, you only have one drink." ”
"What, dare you say that I only have one drink?" Poplar is so angry in his heart.
"Hey, do you dare to compete with me?" Poplar asked unconvinced.
"Oh, Master, are you sure you want to drink with me, I don't want to bully you, let me tell you the truth, in terms of drinking talent, I inherited my father, such a red wine can drink at least three bottles or more, now do you want to compare?" Lu Feng raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile.
Seeing the other party's expression, where is Poplar willing to admit defeat, although he has no bottom about his own amount of alcohol, but he has the means to cheat, he can't help sneering in his heart: "Xiaofeng, fight with me, you are still a little tender!" ”
"Compare to whom, who's afraid of whom, go, go get the wine!" Poplar felt like he had suddenly become more arrogant.
Suddenly, he felt that the atmosphere around him was a little abnormal, and when he turned his head, I pulled it away, because he had just spoken so loudly that he had become the focus of attention in the restaurant, and those foreigners, children, women, and old men all looked at him with curious, dissatisfied, or disdainful expressions.
Under the gaze of these people, he felt that the little pride he had just born instantly became gone.
And Lu Feng, who was sitting opposite him, covered his mouth and snickered there.
After a while, those people stopped paying attention to him, and it was Bai Yang who glared at Lu Feng hatefully, and said softly: "Why are you still sitting here stupidly, don't go and get the wine." ”
Although Lu Feng's age is not very old, as he himself said, he has inherited his father's excellent genes, and he is definitely much stronger than Poplar when he drinks.
Poplar was still drinking at his true level at first, and after drinking a bottle, his head began to spin in circles.
At this time, he obviously already knew that his limit was about one bottle.
But how could he admit defeat and lose to his apprentice, wouldn't he be able to hold his head up for the rest of his life.
So he tried to use the vitality to evaporate the wine in his body, but he didn't expect this trick to work, who said that he could use internal strength to force the wine out, and what was forced out was a fart.
In the end, he had no choice but to cheat and put all the red wine in his mouth into the storage space.
It wasn't until the two of them killed nearly ten bottles of red wine that Lu Feng finally raised his hand and surrendered.
"Master, I surrender, I surrender, you are too fierce, is it possible that you are not drunk after a thousand cups?" Lu Feng's face was red, and his eyes were confused.
Before Bai Yang could answer, he covered his stomach and quickly stood up and said, "Oh, I can't hold it anymore, I'll go to the toilet first." ”
Watching Lu Feng staggering towards the bathroom, Poplar finally showed a victor's smile.
I didn't want Lu Feng, this kid ran over and ran back not long after, and in Bai Yang's puzzled eyes, I only heard him muttering softly: "Grandma, I ran in the wrong direction." ”
Soon the two left the cafeteria, at this time the two of them walked staggeringly, in fact, Poplar also drank a bottle of red wine, and the red wine behind him was put into the storage space, but even if there was only one bottle of red wine in his stomach, it made him feel similar to Lu Feng drinking five bottles of red wine, his head was dizzy, and he felt a little blurry when he saw everything.
Under the guidance of Lu Feng, he followed the other party into the hotel's bathhouse.
The hotel's bathhouse is very large, perhaps because there is no one in it during the day, and there are only two of them and Lu Feng in the entire large pool.
Lying comfortably in the pool, he suddenly couldn't remember how he took off his clothes, so he asked curiously, "Hey, Xiaofeng, who took off my clothes?" ”
Lu Feng smiled drunkenly, then tilted his head back and said slowly like a sloth: "Division... Father····,Original··· Come··· You... Drink··· Drunk... It's the... Should··· The... Count··· Yes... I... Win··· It's over... bar. ”