Chapter 277: Exploding Head

His expression froze for a moment, and Bai Yang first looked at Shan Qiulin, who had an indifferent face, and then looked at the table that was split in half, and his eyes slowly narrowed. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

The cracked place of the table was as smooth as a mirror, and there was not a trace of burrs, and the melons and fruits on the original table fell to the ground.

Thinking about it again, Shan Qiulin swung his sword so simply before, the wooden sword made of dead branches slashed across the table, and then the table cracked, his movements were not very fast, and he could see it clearly with the naked eye, but the result was so amazing!

Staring at Shan Qiulin, Bai Yang asked in a strange tone: "No, I said Lao Dan, what do you mean?" ”

"Life is a long road, when the time passes, the wind and smoke are exhausted, even if the skills are extraordinary, it is also a dilemma of love and hate, and later, the liver and intestines are broken, and later, numbness and blandness, and anger and sadness and madness, and finally, the eyes are confused......" Shan Qiulin looked up at the sky, and muttered in a flat tone like water.

When did you become a poet? Poplar's eyes narrowed again and said, "What a mess, I'm asking you, don't give me these useless things"

With a chuckle, Shan Qiulin asked: "Poplar, countless people in the world want to climb to the top of immortality and overlook the world, but what is the use of immortality?" ”

The two are not on the same channel at all......

"What do you mean by that?" Poplar has already started grinding his teeth.

"With the sword as a companion, this life may not be bad" Shan Qiulin finally used this sentence as a summary.

The two of them answered the question, and each said something inexplicable.

The kittens watched from the sidelines, a little dazed, and their thinking circuits couldn't keep up with the pace of Poplar.

"So, Jiang Shan, they should have talked to you a lot before, and then you want to practice swords again?" Poplar asked with a wink.

"After I completely let go of everything that day, after this period of calm, I found that there are actually many interesting things in the world, such as the wooden sword in my hand, obviously not using much strength, obviously not having much speed, not having true yuan and true qi, but it can cut open a table, I think I should be able to study this magical state and pass the boring time for the rest of my life" Shan Qiulin continued.

Poplar's teeth clucked, and he said speechlessly and angrily: "I'll just ask you what you mean, why are you giving me so much nonsense?" ”

"Well, aren't you asking why I was able to cut open a table with a fragile wooden sword? I'm telling you, it's a whole new experience......" Shan Qiulin was stunned for a moment and said.

"Lao Dan, you are enough, I will ask you, I sit here well, I haven't eaten much melons and fruits on it, you lifted the table for me, what do you mean? Smash the field, huh? Bai Yang pointed at Shan Qiulin and said extremely speechlessly.

Is it amazing that you cut through a table with a wooden sword? The ghost is interested in this, physics is easy to explain, not to mention that you have a wooden sword, it is a piece of paper, you can cut the bamboo chopsticks if you use the angle, speed and strength well, even if it is water, you can cut the steel plate after high pressure, brother is interested in studying the physics of the wooden sword cutting the table with you?

"I ......"

At this time, Qiulin is speechless, big brother, can you be a little more unreliable? Don't you think it's amazing at all?

Magical yarn, Poplar got up and patted his buttocks, old single, you play by yourself, who is in the mood to discuss with you the physical state of physics, psychology and mental things......

The corners of the blind Shan Qiulin's mouth twitched, and he stroked the wooden sword in his hand and fell into deep thought, the ghost knows what he was thinking.

"Hey, Lao Dan, what's the reputation of your sword? Also, are you ready to re-cultivate? Poplar, who had walked a few steps, suddenly stopped and asked.

"I thought you weren't curious, let me tell you, when a person is completely calm, he has a special feeling when he does anything, such as the sword just now, naturally, I think it should be swung out like that...... yes, I'm ready to start cultivating again, before I abandoned my cultivation, my muscles and veins were damaged, and I broke a hand, and my whole body was incomplete in my muscles, I'm afraid it's difficult to achieve any more, but it doesn't matter, I don't pursue the martial arts realm, the reason why I want to continue to cultivate, I just want to try what kind of effect it will have when that state is combined with the blood qi true qi true yuan......" Shan Qiulin explained to Bai Yang where he was sitting.

However, Poplar didn't listen at all......

"Bing'er, the kitten hasn't been in martial arts for a long time, and she doesn't understand a lot of things, you have to give her a good guidance, Jie'er, the kitten wants to learn to cook, teach her when you're fine......" Bai Yang looked at the four sisters of Bingqing Yujie and said.

When he was finished, he looked at Shan Qiulin and asked, "What did you just say?" ”

"It's nothing" Shan Qiulin sighed, feeling that no one in this world could understand him.

Am I missing something? Poplar scratches his head.

Also, Lao Shan, you are dishonest, you yourself said before that you are useless or anything, now you know that it is fun? Isn't that a contradiction?

Well, Bai Yang's sincere sentence just now was just a casual question, who is interested in knowing what magical understanding you Lao Shan has.

"Isn't it martial arts, look at what you said so evilly, Lao Dan, let me tell you, I also decided to start cultivating, and it is the Thunder Secret Classic, one of the top ten miracles in the world, how is it, are you scared?" Poplar yelled at Shan Qiulin.

Shan Qiulin didn't want to talk to Bai Yang, so he took a piece of wood and pondered it by himself.

Don't believe me? You wait, wait for your brother to burst your eyes after cultivating into the Thunder Secret Codex.

Poplar snorted in his heart, turned around and left.

Then what kind of Yin God is actually afraid of electricity, this is interesting, if you cultivate into the Thunder Secret Classic, doesn't it mean that you will not be afraid of the Yin God when you encounter it again in the future?

Back in the house, flashing back to the other side of the earth, Poplar went to buy a diesel generator, transformer regulator or something, and spent hours in a circle, and came back with a bunch of things.

Because his physique is different from that of people in this world, he can't practice the martial arts cheats he has been exposed to before, even the high-level poplars obtained in the Xue family's treasure house have been quietly experimented, but they still can't work, so the poplars can only hit the idea on the Thunder Secret Codex.

Others can't cultivate, because they can't withstand the thunder infusion, they are different, the generator generates electricity, the transformer adjusts the voltage, and there is no pressure in minutes.

Poplar had such an idea before, but there were too many things and no time, and he felt that his physique was different from here, and it was estimated that the hope was not very great, so he didn't pay much attention, but when he saw that the Yin God was destroyed by the electric rod in the hands of the tiger last night, Poplar was not calm, if he practiced the Thunder Secret Codex, Yin God, you will try to provoke me again? A slap in the face will make your soul fly!

Poplar hid in the house alone and quickly assembled the things.

"I hope to succeed, if I don't succeed, I don't want to be laughed at by Lao Dan, in fact, it doesn't matter if I don't succeed, I will carry an electric rod with me after the great, and then use the electric rod to fool Lao Dan, a blind man, saying that I have practiced, anyway, he can't see ......"

Looking at the assembled generator and other equipment, Poplar muttered in his mouth at the same time, he used transparent glue to stick a copper wire to himself, and the copper wire was connected to the transformer to adjust the voltage to a minimum, okay, he was afraid of pain......

The generator buzzed and started, assumed the fixed posture of the Thunder Mystical Archive cultivation, adjusted the rhythm of breathing, and then began.

Call...... Suck...... Call...... Suck......

Well, Poplar cultivation is not serious at all, and it is not at all as nervous and expectant as others......

According to the special breathing rhythm of the Thunder Secret Codex cultivation, Poplar began to try to cultivate.

“……”

After a few minutes, he scratched his head in amazement.

Didn't feel it......

According to the Thunder Secret Codex, after the Heavenly Thunder Secret Text, if you practice the Thunder Secret Codex, you will feel numb all over your body, and you can obviously feel that your physique is improving, but after trying it for a few minutes, Bai Yang found that she didn't feel it at all.

"Could it be that the battery is low?"

He didn't believe in evil, he turned up the voltage and threw it up, and tried again, but he still didn't feel it......

Again, I still don't feel it.

I believe in your evil, Bai Yang gritted his teeth, and I won't be able to cultivate martial arts in my life, right?

Turn up the voltage again, I wipe, he shook all over, his whole body was crispy and numb, and the hair on his body stood up!

Well, this is not to say that his cultivation has an effect, but the normal reaction of the body stimulated by the electric current......

Although he adjusted the voltage several times, it was not high, much lower than the voltage of the electric mosquito swatter, and it is estimated that the mosquitoes will not die.

Holding back the strange feeling of being electrocuted, he continued to try to cultivate.

Then, ten minutes later, there was still no normal reaction to cultivating the Thunder Secret Codex.

"What about playing with me?"

Grit your teeth, adjust the voltage again, and the paralysis still doesn't work.

After adjusting the voltage more than ten times in a row, he was busy for several hours, and it was dark, but he still couldn't cultivate the Thunder Secret Book normally.

At first, the voltage was small, and he didn't feel it when he connected it to his body, but in the end, the voltage could make him feel a strong tingling sensation, and he still couldn't cultivate the Thunder Secret Codex......

"Lao Tzu doesn't practice anymore, paralyzed, I have nothing to do with martial arts in this life, whoever I love, I don't have the gene to practice wool, I just laugh if I want to laugh" In the end, Poplar was angry, and he ripped off the copper wire on his body and stopped drying.

Going out with an explosive head, he needed to divert his attention to relieve the depression in his heart.

As soon as I went out, I saw a kitten standing at the door with a meal.

"Young Master, ...... are you?" The kitten looked at Poplar's exploding head with a stunned expression.

After being electrocuted for several hours, Poplar's hair stood on end.

Touched a handful of hair, Q bomb, pressed it down and warped it again, Poplar smiled embarrassedly and said, "It's okay, I just happened to be hungry, eat"

He secretly tried to cultivate the Thunder Secret Book for a few hours, but he didn't succeed, so he didn't say it to make people laugh.

The kitten waits for Poplar to eat, with a strange look, what's wrong with the young master? How do you feel like you have a grudge against food, and you can still eat with gritted teeth?

"By the way, young master, Huzi has returned to the gourd valley and has returned, and he has brought five hundred people back to protect the safety of the young master" The kitten didn't bother with the poplar's explosion and eating emotions for a long time, and said while serving him vegetables.

As he spoke, the kitten placed a jar on the table and pushed it towards the poplar.

"Tsk, that's right, let Huzi come later," Poplar said with a light in his eyes.

I can't cultivate the Thunder Secret Codex, can they do it? After all, it is a person from this world, if it works, tsk, it is amazing my brother, a group of subordinates who have cultivated the ten great skills of the world to protect themselves, I will ask who else!

After speaking, Poplar looked at the jar on the table and asked, "Cat, what is this?" ”

"This is the earth milk essence that Huzi brought to the young master by the way," the kitten replied......

(Can you guess my routine?) (To be continued.) )