Chapter 197: Wow, You Keep Zombies as Pets!
When the little broken child saw the cow struggling in, it was originally a smiling face inviting merit and reward, who knew that splitting his head and covering his face was a roar, and he twisted his eyebrows and clenched his fists, obviously wanting to do it to himself.
Suddenly at a loss, extremely aggrieved: "Brother, I'm helping you fight zombies, you still murder me!" β
"Zombies? Are you playing too much in Plants vs. Zombies, where did the zombies come from? Because I have been with Bai Feng for too long, I have long forgotten his true identity, and my mind has not turned a corner.
"No, this is obviously a zombie, and it's so powerful, people bit their fingers to restrain it, and it still hurts" After the little broken child finished speaking, he looked at Bai Feng, and then took his finger in his mouth aggrievedly, with tears in his eyes.
Only then did Niu Struggle realize that he had misunderstood.
"He's not a bad guy, it's my buddy, you're mistaken."
"Huh? Aren't zombies bad guys? I think he's so powerful, he should be the kind of person who doesn't avoid the sun, is he really your friend? β
"Three or two sentences and you can't tell you clearly, hurry up, how can I untie it, the pestle here is the same as the sculpture, it's weird and awkward!" Niu Struggle said with a smile.
"Just wipe that blood charm with water!"
There was no water at hand, Niu Zhan smiled wrizenly, raised his hand and spat directly in the palm of his hand, Bai Feng couldn't speak, but his eyes could move, and he turned his eyes vigorously, he wanted to express the disgusting of Tai Tete, and he refused.
Niu Zhan didn't care about that, and said with a smile: "Can't wait, it's okay, don't thank me!" But I haven't brushed my teeth in a few days, so for your freedom, I'll just order it! β
After speaking, he deliberately brought his frothing hand slowly close to Bai Feng's face, who was disheartened and simply closed his eyes.
When wiping the blood stains for him, Niu Zhan took a special look and found that the blood talisman in the little broken child's mouth was just a thin line between his eyebrows with his fingers, and it had nothing to do with the real talisman.
Secretly muttered in his heart, I haven't heard that the disciples of the horse will catch zombies, besides, Bai Feng is not an ordinary zombie, sometimes he thinks Bai Feng has a broken mouth, and once tried to use the corpse talisman taught by the beggar to set Bai Feng, but it has no effect at all, why did the little broken child only draw a blood line, and he was obedient?
Just wiped the blood stain on Bai Feng's head, and sure enough, he immediately jumped around, fortunately, Niu Struggle had already taken precautions and pulled it in time, otherwise he would pick up the wine bottle and throw it on the little broken child's head.
"Damn, you stinky cow dung, where did you pick up such a thing, is he your father or your son, you are so towards him, when did Lao Tzu suffer this kind of anger, this special mother is called insult, humiliation, humiliation, shame! You let go, if I don't beat him up today, how will I mix it up in the future? Bai Feng shouted like crazy.
Niu Struggle was really annoyed, so he snatched the wine bottle, let him go, and said, "Aren't you able?" Go, I haven't beaten anyone just now, I don't believe you can do it now, go! β
When Bai Feng saw that he really let go, he immediately looked embarrassed: "No, you really don't stop it?" I'm going to kill you with this move! β
Seeing that he was discouraged, Niu Struggle knew that he was weak, so he became even more energetic: "Don't stop it, anyway, you kill people and don't do anything to me, so you don't need me to pay for my life." Besides, you are my brother, and I must go to you! β
After speaking, he glanced at the little broken child with a blinded face, the little broken child was very simple, he didn't understand, thinking that he really didn't care, he took a step back aggrievedly, and pulled out the posture, ready to do it at any time.
Bai Feng was still cowardly, he could still explain that he didn't pay attention when he was restrained just now, but if he was to be fixed again, he would really have no face.
coughed lightly, and slipped back a few steps, but he didn't pull any stance, but used his most powerful weapon, the mouth!
"Damn, you stinky cow dung, do you have a conscience, Lao Tzu gave up his dignity, put down his body, went out of the mountain to help you, supported you, don't you know how much danger you take, is this how you treat me? Yes? What about your conscience? Is this how your master taught you, is that how you treat your benefactor? Have you turned benevolence, righteousness, etiquette, wisdom and faith into dung soup? You just say that you are not grateful, you are still looking for such a thing to come back and join forces with me, play with me, what kind of heart do you have? If you have no conscience, don't you even have a human heart? People like you are really a waste of air when you are alive, a waste of land when you die, and a ghost who will stink the water of the River Styxγγγγγγ β
"Here we go again!" Niu Struggle couldn't stand it the most is his broken mouth, I really don't know how the heroic generals of the world chose such a thing as a godson, walked to the little broken child, grabbed his hand and said: "Is there still blood, borrow it for use, I will seal his mouth full of dung!" β
The little broken child was very upright, looked at the blood and saw that it had been sucked dry, and said, "No, or I will take another bite!" β
Niu Zhan couldn't cry or laugh, and said in his heart that this kid was really a tendon, looked back at Bai Feng, and didn't speak, but the meaning was obvious: If you call again, let you be a sculpture!
Bai Feng was very interested, and immediately his lips squirmed, no longer making a sound, and staring at Niu Struggle angrily, which means: Lao Tzu is silent, you can't say that I scold!
Niu Zhan didn't bother to pay attention to him, took the little broken child into the box, and made a pot of tea.
"Brother, you're so good, others have pets, you raise zombies to play, are there any more, give me one?" The little broken child said heartlessly.
"Don't talk nonsense, that's my brother, not a pet, you have to be disrespectful again, be careful that I turn my face with you" and Bai Feng played and made trouble, but that just shows that their relationship is like brothers. Since they are brothers, they can only be badly practiced by themselves, and they cannot be insulted by outsiders.
Seeing that his face was not good, the little broken boy knew that he had lost his words, so he quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I thought you raised it, I saw that he didn't have Neidan, I thought you took it away!" β
Niu Struggle was secretly frightened, why is this kid so powerful, he knows everything.
He asked quietly: "Didn't your mysterious friend know everything, didn't he tell you what friends I have?" β
"Anyway, he said that there is an old gentleman next to you, and there is a yin and yang executioner, saying that they are both capable people, so if I see them, I must not lose my manners. Oh, and it was said that there was one of the scoundrels in the underworld, so I should pay special attention to it, and don't provoke it. β
"Oh, I know a lot. But your friend didn't say, what is the origin of that scoundrel? β
The little broken boy shook his head and said, "I didn't say it, I just said that he has a very powerful background in the underworld and also holds a position, but it is a heavenly opportunity and cannot be leaked!" β
"Oh, that's great, congratulations!"
"Congratulations on what?" The little broken boy looked confused.
"Congratulations on the fact that you have provoked the most unprovoked person" Niu Zhanzhan said with a smile, don't look at him very much like this child, but after all, he is still a little angry with his brother.
"Huh? You say that zombie is γγγγγγ The little broken boy looked shocked.
Seeing him like this, Niu Zhan was secretly proud and nodded leisurely.
The little broken child hurriedly got up, at a loss, and was about to go out.
Niu struggled and grabbed it: "Why are you going?" β
"I went to apologize to others, and our Yin family also mentioned him, saying that although he was regarded as a scoundrel by the people of the underworld, he did things extremely fairly, let me learn more, I didn't expect to offend others, I made a big mistake!" What the little broken boy said was true.
"Sit down, it's not a big mistake, it's just a bit noisy, go to someone else's house in the future, and wait for the host to show his attitude before you decide. Even if you meet a bad guy today, then I'll have to take action, you're a guest, and if we hurt you, we'll be rude, you know? β
"That's what my brother said!"
"Don't worry, he's very generous, if you go out now, he will feel faceless, and it will be fine in a while!"
He also said good things for Bai Feng here, so he heard the goods outside shouting: "Tiger boy, Lao Tzu has been bullied, you hurry up and bring the dead old man over, I don't believe it, you can't do it alone, can you still lose in a group fight?" β
Niu Zhan smiled bitterly, the dignified corpse king actually learned to call people, but it was okay, just to introduce them to the sour old west, and they ignored it, appeased the little broken child, and continued to drink tea.