Chapter 63: I don't want to work

"Room chief, your glutinous and duck are ringing!"

Still lying on the couch watching TV as always, and after noticing the sound of the boxy black object on the coffee table, the long-haired girl took the time to say something to a room. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

"It's not the head of the room, it's Ernie sauce, how many times do you want me to say it!" A tired-sounding voice continued to respond.

"The people who know this number can count it on one hand, and it is estimated that it was called by the group of fagots who have been hiding underground all day, don't care."

After speaking, the room fell silent, and it seemed that the topic was over, but it didn't.

"Also, that's a satellite phone, not a glutinous chicken and duck......"

As soon as he finished speaking, the door opened, and an object that was presumably human was thrown out of it like garbage, streaked through the air in a standard parabola, and landed accurately on the hard floor.

"Answer the phone for me, you want to increase your workload again, don't you?" At the same time that the eyes fell to the ground, a woman's voice came out of the room.

"Director, you better get married quickly, it's not a way to go on like this."

The girl poked her head out of the armrest of the couch and looked at the guy lying on the ground.

"It's not the head of the room, it's Ernie sauce. If you were to tell me that after seeing the certificates and trophies of the Sanda Champion and the Taekwondo Champion hanging in her room, I would have doubted that you had strange intentions. ”

As he spoke, the four-eyed head who hit the ground head-on had changed from a state of standing upright to sitting upright, and was calmly wiping his gold-wire glasses at this time, and it didn't seem to have caused any heavy blows to this guy just now, or maybe this guy was just used to it.

"My lovely sister, let me tell you, your brother hasn't slept for five days, and it is estimated that there will be problems if this continues, so can you persuade the eldest lady in my room a little? Overtime isn't good, right? ”

calmly put on his glasses, but even the gold wire glasses couldn't cover the dark circles under this guy's eyes that were as black as an ancient shark, it was as if he had been beaten, not caused by staying up late. Of course, in fact it could be both.

Stretched out his hand, took the glutinous chicken duck-shaped satellite mobile phone on the coffee table, calmly raised it to his ear, and then calmly pressed the position of the answer button, and then his expression suddenly became extremely rich.

"What? Dinner together today? Okay, I will definitely eat free rice, and if I don't eat you, I won't be white! What the? I'm in for a treat? I bought a hiking bag last year! Please eat Xiang, do you want it? Roll rough! Uncle, I am tens of millions a minute, and a bowl of wonton noodles wants to send me away? There is no food stall level, you are too embarrassed to speak? Yes! Since you begged me so incorruptibly and shamelessly, Uncle Ben reluctantly entertained you. See you at the door of the World Trade Center in an hour! ”

After hanging up the phone, the guy bounced off the ground with joy, pretending to be embarrassed, and then showing a very pompous expression of distress.

"Well~ After all, it's an invitation from the old old friends who are incorruptible and shameful, and Yi Bo Yuntian himself is really hard to refuse, so he has to go around and entertain those guys a little. That's it, I went first. ”

After speaking, no matter whether anyone agreed, or whether anyone accepted his nonsense just now, he just pulled his legs and left. The girl lying on the sofa didn't seem to have any intention of stopping this guy, nor did she have any plan to complain, but just returned to her previous state and continued to watch TV.

The moment the guy's hand touched the doorknob, a slipper flew from the side to his head with a terrifying momentum, and then smashed into his temple. Then, the guy was carried out by the powerful inertia, and in another graceful arc, the guy lay on the ground again, motionless, life and death unknown.

"Do you think anyone will believe it? is still a dead party, obviously a dead house, where is the dead party, and you still call the satellite phone to invite you to eat wonton noodles, did your brain squeeze out the door? ”

A young girl was leaning against the door frame in the usual posture of a little brother, she was wearing a Milanese sweater, a size significantly larger, and it looked like the sweater was a little loose on her body, leaning to the side to reveal the skin of the fair collarbone part. As if to cover up this part of the temptation, the long black hair naturally drooped from this side.

But what is very unpleasant is that this beauty is holding a slipper that has been pink, no, maybe it would be a little more appropriate to say that it is pinched, after all, this slipper is no longer visible as a slipper.

"Cut, I just want to be a little lazy, what's the matter, it's no longer a society where social animals are rampant, it's a harmonious society now, do you know a harmonious society? Prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony Oh, appropriate laziness, no, rest can make the society operate in a more orderly manner, so I said that I went to rest for the better development of the society, do you understand?! ”

Straightening his upper body from the floor again like a corpse, the guy retorted with the shoe prints on his face.

"Who cares about you!"

As she spoke, Li Da Meinu shook her hand and knocked him to the ground with another slipper, and then dragged the guy who had entered a state of vertigo towards the room.

"Let go of me, I don't want to work, I'm going out to surf, let go of me, Ya Yan Butterfly..."

"If you really want to sleep that way, I don't mind letting you try it out and let you sleep forever."

"If I really don't have to work, I'm willing to sleep for the rest of my life......"

", whose fault is it that it became like this!"

After the beauty finished speaking, she threw the eight-foot man into the room with one hand, and then accurately smashed it on the work table, sweeping all the documents on the table. Judging by this accuracy, it is understandable that the man with glasses would lie on the ground instead of on the sofa before.

"What did the other side just say?"

After dealing with the vexatious guy, she regained her capable posture and turned to the girl and asked.

"The passengers on the same flight as Gufeng had arrived at their destination a week ago, including the uncle named Soto who was traveling with him, but according to the feedback from the customs, Gufeng's entry record did not exist. After all, it's been quite a long time, and the side that is worried about the problem will confirm with this side. ”

The girl raised her hand, and an ice-blue butterfly floated in and rested gently on the back of her hand.

Does this mean that the goal has not yet reached its destination? Can't keep track of his movements? ”

Li Ziye asked thoughtfully with one hand on his chin.

"If someone of his caliber really wants to hide himself, there is no way for me to do it. But that's not something to worry about. ”

The girl flicked her fingers, and the butterfly left her hand and flew out of the window.

"Like you said, you can't die anyway...... Is it? ”

Li Ziye looked thoughtfully at Baili, who had been leaning against his door and was silent.

Baili raised his eyelids slightly, glanced in the direction where the butterfly flew out, and did not speak.

……

I didn't know that there was such a group of people who were discussing themselves, Gu Feng was still eating and drinking as usual at this time, and he was basically able to live the life he had always dreamed of.

After eating, he wandered around an opulent and inhumane area with gorgeous decorations, and a group of Schwarzeneggers with beer bottles in hand were bound to chase him around. Although I don't know why, anyway, this guy has completely regarded this group of Schwarzeneggers as a substitute for the head teacher, after all, this guy has a bad habit of not being able to do anything, and this can be regarded as an after-meal exercise to help digestion.

At this point, this guy is full of wine and food, and is playing a live-action version of Cool Run with a group of tough guys in the cabin.

In fact, if this guy's amount of food has been so exaggerated in the past two days, then he should have starved to death, and as for why this guy's food volume suddenly became so large, the reason is not very complicated. First of all, he is not a very normal person, both psychologically and physically. Skip the psychological problems for the time being, let's talk about the physiological ones first.

Gu Feng used to be a second-year young man, and he often thought that the zombie virus would suddenly break out, and then his classroom would become a survivor's stronghold. And at that time, he still had a very strong sense of crisis, so the above assumptions were made on the premise that he had lost his spiritual ability. If you don't have psychic powers, you can't use skills, so what should you do? Thinking like this, Gu Feng turned his thoughts to transforming his body.

Because the ancient style at that time did not have the same power as it is now, I slightly strengthened the muscle strength and cell activity, and adjusted these to a state that can be directly controlled by consciousness in the case of loss of spiritual ability.

Therefore, in addition to being a little better than ordinary people's body functions, Gu Feng is also able to control his own cell metabolism by himself, in other words, he can control the speed of wound recovery to a certain extent. This guy eats alive in order to get enough energy for metabolism from the wound that is recovering at a high speed, and judging from this guy's skills, the effect is remarkable......