The Legend of Diaoyutai Sixty-Three If you are not of my race, your heart will be different
The sixty-three legends of Diaoyutai are not of my race, and their hearts will be different
Saburo Yamamoto glanced at Shiro Yamamoto and said, "I'm not in a hurry to go back to Nagasaki." Lord Luma, how are we going to set up an ambush at Diaoyutai and how are we going to catch Jin Xiangyu? ”
Niu You said: "With only the three of us, it is still unreliable to capture Jin Xiangyu, because Jin Xiangyu himself is strong in martial arts. ”
Shiro Yamamoto took out a pack of drugs and shook it and said, "What's the use of being strong in martial arts?!" Isn't water chestnut also strong in martial arts? Didn't he fall in front of our drugs back then. ”
When Niu You saw the drug, he asked happily, "Yamamoto-kun, how many more drugs do we have?" ”
Shiro Yamamoto said regretfully: "This drug was obtained by Noda Dairo from the Yanwang Mansion before. We tried to replicate it, but we couldn't do it. In the past, we used most of it to deal with the four sisters of the water chestnut and the Hua family, but then we used a lot when we encountered danger, and now only this last pack is left. It must be used only at a critical moment. ”
Saburo Yamamoto glared at Shiro Yamamoto and said, "Shiro, put it away!" We are listening to Lu Majun now, don't interrupt. ”
Niu You untied the sack, let the tanuki show its head, and said, "Yamamoto-kun, I have prepared a living treasure." You see, what is this? ”
Saburo Yamamoto looked at it and said, "It turned out to be a tanuki." One by one, so thin. ”
Niu You said: "Thin cats will catch mice, and fat cats will only be lazy." ”
The tanuki with its head peeking out of the sack shook its head in self-pity.
Shiro Yamamoto said, "That's all we have? ”
Niu You made an omniscient appearance and said, "Rats will burrow into their holes when they are in danger, what should we do?" ”
The Yamamoto brothers looked at each other.
Shiro Yamamoto said, "We're staying outside the cave? ”
Niu You said: "Wrong! We stayed at the entrance of the cave all day and all night, but the rat had already gone out of the other cave and disappeared without a trace. ”
The Yamamoto brothers looked at each other again, not knowing what to do.
Niu You said proudly: "Actually, this question has long been in my consideration. ”
Shiro Yamamoto asked in a whisper, "So, what should we do when we encounter this situation?" ”
Niu You said in a deep voice: "I have been thinking about it for a long time, but I have not been able to find a good way. Now as soon as I see you, I know that this seemingly difficult problem is actually very easy to solve. ”
Saburo Yamamoto blurted out in a hurry and asked, "Lord Luma, how to solve it?" Please advise. ”
Niu You was very proud when he saw that he was gradually able to control the Yamamoto brothers, and said, "Isn't there still a snake in your sack?" ”
Saburo Yamamoto was surprised: "This Lu Majun also knows? That's what we were going to eat on a barbecue when we were hungry. ”
Niu You said proudly: "What can hide from me? Grill? Your snake is a living treasure too! When the rats burrowed, we let the snakes out and let the snakes catch the turtles in an urn. ”
Shiro Yamamoto asked, "That's it?" ”
Niu You said with great confidence: "Although Jin Xiangyu is good at kung fu, after all, he is a little mouse, as soon as he sees the two nemesis of the tanuki and the snake coming, he will naturally collapse mentally first, maybe we can win without a fight and subdue Jin Xiangyu." ”
Saburo Yamamoto nodded and said loudly, "Tong!" Reasonable! We can now pack up and go down the mountain. Go to the sea boat pier to sea boats, go to the Diaoyutai. ”
Niu You still said with palpitations: "After we go down the mountain, it's better to keep a low profile." After all, the princess knows me. ”
Saburo Yamamoto laughed and said, "Water chestnut also knows me." So what? In the past, we were afraid of them, but now we don't have to be afraid of them, if they don't move us, we will all be good, if they dare to be cruel to us, we dare to overturn his big grass liao! ”
Friends know that these three desperate gangsters are a dangerous adventurer combo together.
The Yamamoto brothers want to use the valuable information obtained by Niu You from exploring the vault for a long time, once he obtains the gold in the vault, it will be difficult for Niu You to save his life, let alone get the opportunity to share the gold.
And Niu You was unable to realize his dream because of his weak strength, so he had to huddle with the Yamamoto brothers to keep warm, and wanted to use the power of the Yamamoto brothers to obtain gold. Niu You is ready to improvise when the time comes, Niu You thinks that his intelligence is extraordinary, and it should be more than enough to deal with the two straw bales of the Yamamoto brothers.
However, we see that things have developed in such a way that the trio has undergone a qualitative change.
Niu You was suddenly taken aback when he heard Yamamoto Saburo's confident words: "Yamamoto-kun, you actually want to openly challenge Dakusaoliao and declare war on the princess water chestnut?" ”
Saburo Yamamoto nodded firmly.
Shiro Yamamoto looked at his brother in a daze, not understanding why his brother had suddenly become so imposing.
Niu You was very anxious, and he wanted to dispel Yamamoto Saburo's cranky thoughts, so he asked Yamamoto Saburo: "Why should we challenge Dakusaoliao?" ”
Saburo Yamamoto said conceitedly: "Not by anything, just by one sentence"
Niu You and Shiro Yamamoto asked puzzledly, "Why?" ”
Saburo Yamamoto said: "If you are not of my race, your heart will be different. ”
Niu You and Shiro Yamamoto repeated this sentence and said, "If you are not of my race, your heart will be different. ”
Niu You said: "What does this sentence mean? Yamamoto-kun, please explain in detail. ”
Saburo Yamamoto said: "Back then, when we were two gangsters in Nagasaki who had never seen the world, Noda Dairo came back from China, and he really saw the world and fought big battles, and we worshiped him as a hero. We asked him about his situation in the Yan Wang's Mansion, and Noda Dalang said that because he could fight and kill, and made a lot of great contributions to the Yan King, the Yan King valued him very much. It is an important personal guard of King Yan. ”
Niu You nodded and said, "In this way, the time has come for Noda Dairo to be promoted and make a fortune." ”
Saburo Yamamoto nodded and said, "When King Yan was about to promote Noda Dairo, the head manager Li Shi said something in King Yan's ear. ”
Shiro Yamamoto added, "If you are not of my race, your heart will be different. ”
Yamamoto Saburo nodded and said: "When King Yan heard this, not only did he not promote Noda Dairo, but Noda Dairo couldn't even do it as a personal guard. Noda had no choice but to pack up and go back to Nagasaki. ”
Niu You said in shock: "This sentence is so powerful?!" ”
Saburo Yamamoto said: "This sentence is so powerful that Noda Dairo wants to defend something, but it is all useless. ”
Saburo Yamamoto looked at Niu You with deep and mysterious eyes, and said: "Now we will use this sentence to deal with the princess and the water chestnut, so that the princess water chestnut can't say a word." ”
Niu You immediately asked Yamamoto Saburo in an interested tone, "How are we going to use this sentence to deal with the princess water chestnut?" ”
Saburo Yamamoto said: "The society is about to be chaotic, and there will be demons to make trouble. Jin Xiangyu is a rat spirit, isn't it a demon? But she and the princess water chestnut they are very close, and they are aunts and aunts, and the princess water chestnut has become a place to hide monsters, which makes the kind people of Yizhou how to live? ”
Niu You applauded warmly, and said by inference: "Yamamoto-kun hit the nail on the head and hit the nail on the head. I estimate that in addition to the rat spirit, there are other cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods in the big grass liao. ”
When Saburo Yamamoto heard this, he said with even more interest: "It's really wow!" Talk about it, talk about it, Lord Luma, talk about it in detail. ”
Niu You said: "When the Luohan Gate incident happened, the Luohan hand Bai Zhong was at a loss, I immediately rushed to the nearby four townships, climbed high and shouted: Someone is going to spoil the Luohan Patriarch in the Luohan Gate, everyone go to defend the Luohan Patriarch, and kill the bad guys!" All of a sudden, thousands of people immediately followed me towards the Luohan Gate, surrounding the princess and the water chestnut. At that time, I estimated that this one blow might have killed the princess water chestnut. ”
Yamamoto Saburo was even more excited, and said: "It turns out that the thousands of people who besieged the princess water chestnut in the Luohan Gate were summoned by Lord Lu Ma, and Lord Lu Ma's appeal cannot be underestimated, Lord Lu Ma is really a dragon and a phoenix among people!" ”
Niu You said vividly: "Just when I thought that the matter had been done, I suddenly heard the sound of thousands of troops and horses galloping, I looked back, and saw that the cattle that were grazing on the hillside suddenly all rushed down to the Luohan Gate, their eyes were wide, their heads were lowered, their horns rushed forward, and hundreds of cattle rushed over together, and the situation was very scary. I couldn't dodge and was hit by a cow into a paddy field. When I got up from the mud, I saw that the cattle had already broken away from the crowd and protected the princess in the middle of the herd. The princess rode a cow and fed the cows on the backs of the cows in the herd. ”
Saburo Yamamoto nodded and said, "I've heard this story before, and people say that it is the guardian of the righteous cow, and I always think it's weird." Speaking of Lord Lu Ma today, I also think that at least one of the two of them, the princess or the water chestnut, is the cow spirit cow monster bull demon king, or both. ”
Niu You said: "Haha, the hero sees the same thing. Maybe there are other spirits in the big grass house, otherwise why is the princess outnumbered every time she fights, but the princess can win every time? ”
Shiro Yamamoto nodded and said, "That makes sense, it looks like this!" ”
Saburo Yamamoto said solemnly, "I have now made an important decision, we recognize Lord Ruma as our lord. Come, Shiro, let's get down on our knees and kowtow to the lord. ”
The Yamamoto brothers knelt down and kowtowed to Niu You: "The lord is above, and he is bowed by his subordinates." ”
Niu You stretched out his hand to help the Yamamoto brothers, without humility, and announced loudly to Yamamoto Saburo: "Since you recognize me as the lord, Yamamoto Saburo, I will also make you the prime minister's military advisor." ”
Niu You said to Yamamoto Shiro again: "Yamamoto Shiro, I will make you a hussar general." With the assistance of the two of you, we can achieve great things. ”
Brother Yamamoto said, "I am willing to serve the Lord." ”
Niu You said: "We already have a longitude and latitude strategy, how should we act first, please teach me two Aiqing." ”
Saburo Yamamoto said: "Don't be careless. In the past, Feng Axe raised things, and the opening was vigorous, but he did not follow the ancient precept that the soldiers and horses did not move, and the grain and grass went first, and immediately fell into the dilemma of having no money and no food, and finally naturally dispersed. Before we can do anything, we must first obtain food, grass and money. To get the money, you have to master the secret vault. To get the vault, one must master the golden jade. To get Jin Xiangyu, you must first go to Diaoyutai. So my subordinates thought that we should go to Diaoyutai first. ”
Niu You said: "What Aiqing said is extremely true. Let's go to the sea boat pier and take the sea boat to the Diaoyu Tai. ”