Chapter Forty-Nine: Huoxiang Zhengqi Water Bubble Noodles
On the way home, Si Lan seemed to have been poisoned by the laughing gas poison of the circus next door, watching Si Nan laugh non-stop, and vaguely repeating "I am a poet" and "So what?" Words like this made Si Nan have the urge to use the Six Desires Divine Charm Method to modify Si Lan's memory. It wasn't until she got home for a while that Si Lan stopped, and judging by her behavior of rubbing her stomach, she should have stopped when her stomach was about to cramp when she laughed.
"Is it really that funny?" Sinan didn't understand Si Lan's joke very much.
"It's funny." Si Lan nodded solemnly.
“…… Well, it's good if you're happy. Sinan thought that he would just let her go, and after she laughed out of her eight-pack abs, she would see if she was still smiling.
"Oh, by the way, why don't you erase Dr. Otto's memories in the lab?" Si Lan thought of this question, so he hurriedly asked it now, afraid that he would continue to laugh for a while, and forgot.
"Looks like you and the blue hairy monster didn't notice. Doctor Octopus is actually a mutant with psychic abilities (1), and in order for him to be able to recall this incident in the future, I didn't modify his memory, and directly told him the truth of the matter. The fact that he is a mutant may not be known to Doctor Octopus himself. There are also ......," Sinan said and sold Guanzi.
Si Lan was a little stunned. Blue hairy monsters? Doctor Octopus? Mutants? Psychic abilities? And also? "What else? Say it! Si Lan heard that Si Nan stopped and sold Guanzi, and decisively suppressed it with "Heavenly Thunder", and Si Nan, who was shaking, was finally willing to continue after receiving electrotherapy: "Also, in fact, that spell is not completely harmless as I said, and it will have a little side effect if it is used to modify the impressive memory." Sinan pinched out a very small distance with his big and small fingers to indicate a little bit.
"What side effects?"
"Well, it might hurt your brain. I think, what does Dr. Octopus say is also a talent who makes money for our company, or eats the bowl of rice with IQ, what if it hurts the brain and affects the future? Sinan's explanation vividly illustrates the ugly face of a capitalist.
"Brother." Si Lan looked at Sinan expressionlessly.
“…… Well? Looking at Si Lan's expression, Si Nan felt a little bad, could it be that he had just said something wrong?
“Good Job!” Si Lan stretched out his thumb to Si Nan and showed an appreciative smile, a mouthful of glutinous rice-like silver teeth shining. It's really worthy of being a brother and sister!
After saying this, Si Lan asked about Si Nan's feat of swallowing the "sun" again. Si Lan's original words were like this, everyone realized it: "Brother, what are you crazy about today, you actually learned to roar the Sky Dog?" ”
"What is the Howling Dog?" Sinan said that his sister was so tired that he was dark all day long.
"Tengu Eclipse Day." Si Lan smiled.
"Poof......" Sinan spurted out a mouthful of old blood. His first thought now is to go to Google and ask such a question: What if there is a sister who has a brother who is black all day? Wait online, hurry!
Wiping a handful of blood from his mouth, Sinan looked at Si Lan viciously, and said in his heart that I have to teach you a lesson today, so that you can know that your brother's majesty cannot be humiliated! As he spoke, he sacrificed the Xuanzhu beads, and floated towards Si Lan leisurely, wanting to teach Si Lan a lesson.
Si Nan's swaying imperial envoy Xuan Zhu was not to deliberately scare Si Lan, or to show off, but Si Nan couldn't get up. Originally, the Xuanzhu that Sinan cultivated was not hot, but now the envoys can barely use it because they have been purified by the fire of hell; Today's performance of "Tengu Eclipse Day" is also mostly because of this bead. When Sinan turns the energy he ate today into his own use, and increases his strength for one hundred and eighty years, when the time comes, Sinan's second primordial god will be considered a great success. As for now, it's just to take it out to bluff people, and when I fought with Mephistopheles, the baby had just been "upgraded" and played at a super level.
Si Lan didn't know about these twists and turns, but just looked curiously at the Xuanzhu beads that emitted a shining treasure light in the air. "Hey, what beautiful glass beads! Where did it come from? ”
Pretty! Glass beads! When Sinan heard these words, he felt that the "internal injury" he had just suffered was a little heavier, and he decided to "tear up" his sister to comfort his injured heart.
"Phew! What glass beads! This is my magic weapon! My Dao Heart! Look at the old man who used the baby to collect your little demon today! "Sinan controlled the Xuanzhu to turn into a green hand in the air, which was the stunt of the green-robed ancestor!
Seeing that a "human tragedy" was about to happen, Si Lan, who was still unaware of this "sinister situation", reversed the entire scene with just one sentence: "Dao Heart? Oh, it's your glass heart! ”
Sinan: "You...... I...... This...... Poof...... "Blood is splashed three feet, and I am angry on the spot!"
"Don't be disgusting! It's been spitting there......" Si Lan woke up Si Nan with a word, it turned out that everything just now was Si Nan's own fantasy? Sinan always felt wrong, but Si Lan repeatedly urged Sinan to explain the reason for eating the sun today, and Sinan scratched his head and stopped thinking about it.
"In general, I went out today to fight a monster first, and then I was upgraded to a level, and then there was no blue, and when I saw such a big blue medicine, I swallowed it without holding back." Sinan completed the explanation of the contents of the first eight chapters in very concise language.
"Speak human words." The bangs on Si Lan's forehead jumped with electric light.
"I went out and met a fiery skeleton, a hellish creature called Ghost Rider, I fought with him, and then I realized that the realm rose a lot. After that, the owner of the skeleton, the legendary demon Mephistopheles, came to look for it, and I used the newly refined magic weapon to defeat it, which was the glass bead just now. It was because of the rise of my realm and the refining of that bead that the energy in my body couldn't keep up, and I couldn't help but eat it when I saw that little sun. Seeing the familiar electric light, I remembered the horror of being once dominated by thunder and lightning, and Sinan, who had been oppressed for a long time, explained everything in 1510.
"Are you kidding me?" A strong electric light jumped between Si Lan's fingers, and even the Edelman coin that Sinan gave her took out.
"Really! I didn't ...... Ahh It's true that every word is true! There is no lie! Otherwise, whatever I eat in the future will be the taste of Huoxiang Zhengqi instant noodles! Sinan made a very poisonous oath, and Si Lan, who heard this poisonous oath, shuddered and chose to believe Sinan.
"Demons have appeared, will an angel pop up one day?" Si Lan had a whim, and looking at her curious expression, she couldn't wait to catch one to play.
"Do you mean really angels, or just those with chicken wings? If it's just wings, you mutants have it. Compared with Si Lan's vigorous energy, Sinan seemed very weak, and he was about to fall asleep lazily.
Seeing Si Nan's drowsy appearance, Si Lan was also a little distressed, and asked Si Nan to go back to the room to rest softly. Sinan was as good as a stream, stood up and waved his hand, and staggered into his room.
PS: Doctor Octopus is a mutant who is not obvious in telepathy, which is said by Du Niang Encyclopedia, don't spray me if you're wrong, go and tease Du Niang.