Chapter 103: Deadpool's Yanan Life
"What's a facehug?" Deadpool asked curiously looking at Huang Ye.
Huang Ye sat down, opened Baidu and said, "Just this thing, do you see the gap in the middle?" ā
Looking at the appearance of the face-hugging worm, Deadpool was actually very perverted, and then asked, "Yes, that's good." Looks interesting, where can I get this thing? ā
"There is no such thing in this world, nor is there in your world, so I guess I have to go to other worlds." Huang Ye said.
Hearing this, Deadpool hugged Huang Ye and said, "Hey! We are brothers, and I am still your master. I know you have the ability to travel between worlds. If you encounter something fun in the future, you must call me! Also, how can you go to this alien world? ā
"I can't go for the time being, even if I can, I can't take you with me, I don't have enough authority now, let's talk about it later." Huang Ye said, turning off the computer and lying on the bed.
Deadpool sat on the chair and knocked it a few times, then yelled, "Fu*K! Lao Tzu doesn't know Chinese! ā
"Then learn." Huang Ye said leisurely.
"Learn a**! When will you send me back? The world is so uncomfortable that it's not interesting at all. Deadpool asked, turning his head.
Huang Ye made it and said, "You need to wait for seven days!" Damn, I went to the Marvel world to find you, and you actually came to this world. ā
After speaking, Huang Ye's eyes rolled and asked, "By the way, how did you find out about all this?" ā
Deadpool stretched out his hand and rubbed his dick, and said casually: "You told me before about the electric lock, and those shit five warriors, no matter how you look at it, they don't look like people from this world." Later, when I was masturbating with sandpaper, I suddenly felt countless pairs of eyes staring at me. fu*k, I was so scared that I softened at the time, and then I felt more and more wrong, and jumped out of that world straight after that. After jumping out, Lao Tzu realized that it was a comic world. ā
After hearing this, Huang Ye asked again, "Then how the fuck did you find me?" ā
"I came into this world and did a few big things, and then I got some money. I felt bored because of too many restrictions, so I wanted to go back, and then I felt like you definitely entered our world from this world. I found a hacker and had a deep conversation with him gently, peacefully. I found you through the population data of the government agency, and then found the company that paid social security for you, and hacked into the company's computer to get your detailed address. After that, Lao Tzu flew over. Deadpool said with a relaxed face.
"Grass!" Hearing this, Huang Ye scratched his head and said, "After seven days, Lao Tzu will send you back." But for seven days, you are not allowed to go out, you are not allowed to move around and yell. My roommate is a female sister I respect very much, so you'd better be honest with me. ā
At the end, Huang Ye said with a threatening expression.
Deadpool smiled and said, "Then you're going to have to get me something interesting." ā
Huang Ye looked around, and then landed on the PS4 game console, and then grinned at the corner of his mouth and said, "Come and experience the customs of Yanan!" ā
Three hours.
"Holy shit! Fuck me! What a shit game this is! fu*kļ¼ Deadpool's face turned red and he cursed as he held the handle.
"Be honest with me!" Yellow leaves used to be a kick.
After Deadpool expertly dodged, he stared at the screen and said, "Next time!" I will definitely be able to kill this Father Gascoigne next time! ā
Half an hour later.
"Fu*k how the fuck can he transform!" Deadpool pointed at the screen and yelled at Yellow Leaf.
Huang Ye said with a smile on his face: "No one said that he wouldn't transform." ā
After that, Deadpool stayed at home quietly to experience Yanan's customs. During this period, Zhong Yan came to see it a few times, and then found out that it was a foreign friend who was too ugly and stayed away.
After knowing that I would stay for a few days, I didn't interfere too much.
Seven days later, Deadpool was kicked back to the Marvel world by Huang Ye's forced kick, and when he left, he took Huang Ye's PS4 game console and all the games.
With all the attention on the console, Deadpool's bag was left here.
Huang Ye didn't follow him back, and he was now ready to enter the next world.
"I'll see what's in this rubbing bag." Huang Ye said and opened the bag.
The first thing you see is about a dozen bundles of dollars. Because he had to go through customs, he didn't bring any of his weapons. In addition to the money in the bag, it was his red shirt full of holes that had been beaten by the police.
"Wade, bastard, since you stole my console, I'll laugh at the money." Huang Ye said with a smile.
After sending Deadpool away, Huang Ye's life finally calmed down. Zhong Yan sighed: "Your friend is so noisy, he seems to have endless words all day." ā
Huang Ye scolded unceremoniously: "He's just a bastard, a complete bastard." ā
"Well, he's a jerk indeed." Zhong Yan nodded affirmatively, and then went to work.
After Deadpool left, Huang Ye first slept peacefully.
Sleeping with Deadpool these days, I really haven't slept well.
When I woke up, it was noon. After a simple lunch, Huang Ye opened "Infinite World Gatekeeper" and looked at it.
"This rubbing is more than a wild hunt, and sure enough, everything is written. Damn it! Could it be that Deadpool's arrival was also arranged by him!? ā
Then Huang Ye went directly to find Wild Hunt, and it turned out that Wild Hunt had already gone to work.
Now he was completely idle, and after thinking about it, he turned on the computer directly and started watching the anime of the Fate series.
"Anyway, that rub has promised me that the next world will be the world of fate. According to his urine nature, most of the world of fate started with fatezero, and now there is just time to familiarize yourself with the plot first. ā
opened station b, Huang Ye said while operating: "FZ is actually still very unhappy, after all, it is a script written by Xuyuan Xuan, grandma's, and it was very depressing to watch at the time." ā
"Heroic Spirit Summoning, in what capacity should I cut in when I go in? Master or Heroic Spirit? Huang Ye thought as he watched.
The afternoon passed quickly, and in the evening, the wild hunt returned.
Huang Ye found Wild Hunt who was cleaning up the house: "Let's go, let's go have a meal together." ā
In the dining area on the second floor of the shopping mall outside the community, two people ordered Malatang and then sat down.
"Anyway, you always came to that bullshit place before, right?" Drinking Wang Laoji, Huang Ye said.
Wild Hunt took a sip of Jia Duobao, smiled cheaply and said, "Yes, that's exciting!" ā
"Exciting **, haven't you seen what the first three chapters of your book have been sprayed like, do you like to make people suffer so much?" Huang Ye said unhappily.
Wild Hunt sighed: "There is a reward, there is a price!" My initial premise was that you are a person who is extremely determined, not afraid of pain at all, and is not dead yet, so that you have the ability to pretend to be dead. The first three chapters are mainly to let the reader know what you have been through and why you can still talk and laugh while suffering heartbreakingly. I didn't expect to be sprayed like this. ā