Chapter 217: God, Too!
New York, somewhere in a hidden base.
With a splatter of blood, Dr. Eric Shavig's body fell to the ground.
"So no one knows how to close the portal." The lone wolf put away his palm and said lightly.
"What should Hawkeye do? He is also a hidden enemy. Raz said.
The lone wolf looked at the eagleeye in the distance, and then said, "Kill it too." The materials are complete, and we've found the location of the mothership through Loki, who doesn't need it anymore. ”
Hearing this, Raz nodded slightly, then raised his hand.
Just as he was about to make a move, a calm voice sounded.
"Put your hands down."
Hearing this voice, Raz's body suddenly stiffened, and then he turned his head with difficulty and said respectfully, "Meet the commander-in-chief." ”
Fang Hui, who came over with Mo Lan, nodded, then glanced at the lone wolf indifferently, and then said, "I still have useful eagle eyes, keep them first." ”
The lone wolf on the side was glanced at by Fang Hui, and suddenly his face under the mask turned pale, and he forcibly endured his fear and did not let his body tremble.
Fang Hui continued: "Our purpose is to destroy this world, not to kill people. Killing is a means, not an end. ”
After hearing this, Raz nodded hurriedly and said, "Yes!" Be! Commander in chief. ”
The lone wolf on the side nodded and whispered, "Yes, Commander-in-Chief." ”
"Tomorrow the portal will open on the Stark Tower, and then Eric will descend on Earth with the army of Zetari, and the ethics of the whole world will be completely broken, and then the foundation of the world will be disintegrated. Remember your duties. ”
"Yes!"
"Let's go down!"
Then the lone wolf and Raz trembled down.
They had already heard of Fang Hui, he was the top existence of the entire fifth difficulty, and even the ordinary sixth difficulty existence was not his opponent.
In the current situation, Fang Hui was originally hostile to the people in their hostile space. If you really want to provoke this guy, maybe you will actually kill two people.
After the two of them left, only Fang Hui and Mo Lan were left in the space.
"You've seen that guy, right?" Fang Hui asked suddenly.
Mo Lan panicked in his heart, and then said: "Of course I have seen it, he has Durandal in his hand and forced me back. ”
Fang Hui looked at Mo Lan with a smile, and then said calmly: "You haven't reached my level yet, so there are some things you don't know. For example, the first person to discover the new gatekeeper and tell the main god of his existence will be rewarded with the protagonist's aura. ”
Hearing this, Mo Lan's eyes widened suddenly, and after a trace of horror flashed on his face, he immediately regained his composure and said, "I don't quite understand what you are saying. ”
Fang Hui didn't continue to say more, and said calmly: "I hope you take advantage of this rare opportunity." ”
Then the body vanished.
Mo Lan slowly clenched his fists, and said secretly in his heart: "Damn, how does this guy know about the agreement between me and the Lord God?" ”
At that time, Mo Lan, who fled back to the main god space from the fairy sword world, reported the news to the main god as soon as possible.
After that, she proudly met with the main god, and after a detailed conversation, the main god space was very satisfied with her behavior, not only did not punish her for failing the mission, but also gave her a lot of rewards and a very precious protagonist aura.
This protagonist's aura is invincible in her next battles, and she has reversed and counterattacked several times in desperate situations to get adventures, and in a short period of time she has changed from a second-difficulty to a fifth-difficulty powerhouse.
"No matter what he says, this matter must not be admitted in person." Mo Lan made up her mind in her heart.
The next morning, Huang Ye got up early and came to Loki's detention place instead of Natasha.
"How's life, young man? Don't have any signs of wanting to poop or pee? You don't have a toilet there! Huang Ye asked with a smile through the glass.
Loki stood up with a smile and said, "Don't use your human common sense to regulate us, I am your god." ”
Huang Ye pouted and said, "Then the gods don't have to?" Or did you absorb all the? ”
Loki frowned after hearing this, "Mortal, don't use your filthy thoughts to imagine my existence. ”
Huang Ye sat down casually and asked, "I'm just curious, do your gods really don't?" I've seen a lot of myths that mention gods eating, sleeping, fighting, smashing cannons, but never a myth mentions gods pooping. Now there is a God in front of me, so I want to ask. ”
Loki was a little irritated when he heard this, and then whispered, "Our absorption of energy is far beyond your mortal ability, so the waste in the body is relatively small, and there is no need to excrete it often. ”
Hearing this yellow leaf, he nodded knowingly, and muttered to himself: "Sure enough, I still absorbed it." ”
“……”
After speaking, Huang Ye looked at Loki with a sympathetic expression and said, "I didn't expect that it was not easy for God, not only did he absorb the, but he was also constipated." ”
Loki listened as a black line gradually appeared on his forehead.
"Coincidentally, I'm also constipated. I usually poop only once every seven days, and it's hard. How long do you usually do it? A year? ”
Hearing Huang Ye's endless mention of the word "shit", Loki's face, which was still very calm just now, suddenly became gloomy, and he yelled, "Shut up!" You inferior mortal! ”
Huang Ye spread his hands when he heard this: "The truth is so cruel. You see, I just explained the problem of God's excretion in layman's terms, and immediately forced a lot of myths down. Oh! Look at your red face, it's like you're constipated. ”
"Brother, you need a toilet right now, but alas, I won't give it to you......"
……
In the monitoring room, everyone's demeanor was very bad.
Thor pointed to the monitor and said, "Haha! This guy is quite interesting. Actually, half of me excretes about once every ten years. Is it constipated? What does the word mean? It's still satisfying to read. ”
Logan on the side scolded in a low voice: "Shit! The white wolf's mouth can't be changed until he dies. ”
The Storm Girl stood at the doorway with her ears covered, her face helpless.
"Shut up! Shut up! This guy! At this time, Loki was almost driven crazy by Huang Ye's foul words.
Huang Ye squatted down through the glass wall and looked at Loki who was holding his head in his hands, took out a banana and said, "Do you need it?" I don't think you need to. Ordinary bananas can't lubricate your centuries-old dry intestines. ”
"Hey, I really envy those humans who excrete normally." Huang Ye simply lay on the ground at this time, eating bananas with his legs crossed.
At this time, Loki's eyes were red, and he stared at Huang Ye and whispered, "When I get out of trouble, I will definitely pierce your body with my sharp blade." ”
Huang Ye turned over and sat up, stuffed the banana into his mouth and said with a smile, "Really? I hope you can do it, after all, we are constipation patients, and it would be nice to have a companion who can accompany me to squat in the toilet for an hour. ”
(ps: I went out to party with my classmates today and drank too much, and I was dizzy for three hours and a chapter, and I was dizzy to death.) One chapter for the time being, and I'll make it up later. )