Chapter 515: It's still grandma's greatness
"Yes!" Song Lize nodded, "It's the city in the sky, and he swallowed it in one bite." ”
"Wow!" Ma Li's mouth grew in surprise, and he couldn't close it for a long time. The grandfather of our employees is actually the creator of history! Wait, I'm so excited, it's not my grandfather.
"After swallowing the Sky City, my father was immersed in frustration all day long because of the cannibalism." There was a faint layer of mist in Song Lize's eyes, "I was depressed for a thousand years before I left this world." ”
Ma Li stood in the position of Song Qingqing's family and said: "Grandpa is quite domineering. But he also expressed his opinion: "It's just a little impulsive. ”
Yu leaked a complicated expression: "Indeed." Of course, I was ...... by him in order to chase Xiao Ze" As he was saying, he suddenly blushed and looked embarrassed, and then glared at Ma Li: "Did you despicable scum use a spiritual charm spell on me!" ”
Descendants are above! This kid's evaluation of my father-in-law is too appetizing for me! I can't help but want to share the troubles of the year!
No! I can't give him a good look! Yu, don't forget what your father-in-law did to you back then!
"Huh?!" Ma Lisa was confused. Big guy, what did I do?
"Forget it, adults don't care about villains." Yu waved her hand arrogantly.
Ma Li was even more confused. What did I say that made you always "ignore villains"? I always thought that our employee Song Qingqing's disconnection was inherited from her mother. Now it seems that she is all inherited from you! My off-line old man!
Thinking of this, Ma Li completely overthrew Yu's cold and domineering personality, and his fear of him was gone.
Not to mention, my father-in-law's cultivation is so high, it's quite humane......
When Ma Li arranged the old man's father-in-law, Yu communicated with Song Lize again.
The three of them fell into an eerie silence.
"Boom Boom Boom~"
Thunder came from Song Qingqing's abdomen, destroying the silence
Ma Kasa slapped him on the head. Damn it! Although it's very interesting to make up the blind father-in-law's personality, you should care about me Qingmeng first...... Uh, infected by them.
"Auntie, what does what you are talking about have to do with Qingqing?"
"What I want to say is ......"
As soon as Song Lize said halfway, Yu kept a straight face and said coldly: "Who allows you to call her Qingqing!" You have a close relationship? ”
After Ma Li learned about Yu's character, he didn't get angry anymore because of the other party's face, but understood that he was hostile to him because he cared too much about Song Qingqing.
The father-in-law is a daughter control, this is very critical, hurry up and take a note.
Song Lize poked Yu's waist with his hand again: "It's still a face!" I'm going to be angry. ”
Her tone was a little coquettish, and Yu was very useful, so she said calmly: "Then I'll give you face, just don't have a face." ”
"What if you keep a straight face?"
"I wash the dishes at night."
"Okay!"
Yu Song's words reminded Ma Li of his parents' daily life when they were young. I can't help but sigh: These two have been together for hundreds of years, and they like to sprinkle dog food, which is really more affectionate than Jinjian.
Wait! Isn't it time to discuss the ban on youth? What kind of affection do you show! Are you Qingqing's biological parents?
Ma Li helplessly looked at the big boss holding hands and staring at each other, and bowed slightly: "Excuse me, can I trouble you to talk about Qingqing." ”
"Yes." Song Lize pushed her husband away, "After talking about my father, I'll talk about my mother." ”
"...... "Why don't you say Qingqing!!
"My mother is hungry and more terrible than my father......"
Terrifying than swallowing a castle in the sky? Could it be that the disappearing hemp duck civilization was eaten by Qingqing's grandmother?
This is too much of an exaggeration!
Ma Li's body couldn't help but tremble. Not scared, but excited.
The families of our employees are all the makers of history, uh, no, the end of history. Those emperors have other romantic characters or something, which one can be as powerful as our grandmother! Wipe out the powerful civilization of an era in one bite......
Wait a minute! I'm human! Why are you so excited to hear that your girlfriend's family has destroyed human civilization? Am I a heinous villain against humanity?
Ma Li's face was sad for a moment, and then his brows stretched and he laughed.
It's all in the past, and it hasn't ruined Chinese civilization, so why bother with it. I was originally a double-standard dog with a strong sense of small farmers, so there is no need to worry about ancient foreigners!
Ma Li didn't know his overreaction, so Yu Song and the two looked at each other and secretly transmitted the sound.
"Crying for a while and laughing for a while, this black-hearted boy is afraid that he is a fool."
"Maybe I'm talking more than he can bear."
"It's also possible. After all, I was as powerful as I was surprised when I found out about our mother. ”
Ma Li suddenly found that the surroundings were quiet, so he picked the back of his head and said embarrassedly: "I was distracted just now, can my aunt say it again?" ”
"Yes." Song Lize frowned slightly. Does this kid think I'm joking?
"My mother brought the Seal to a place thousands of light-years away from Earth in order to stop a strange drop of water from destroying the world. When I went, I was in a hurry and didn't bring dry food, and when I came back, I couldn't find anything to eat, so I ate myself in outer space when I was hungry. In the end, there was not even any dregs left, and only one remnant returned to the earth. ”
"......" Ma Li's expression was as usual, but his trembling lips and shoulders betrayed his shock and fear.
How cruel is Qingqing's grandmother, she can actually talk to herself! Just take one bite to fill your stomach, grandma, how can you eat it all! Chicken-flavored crunchy? Can't stop taking a bite?
Wait, there seems to be a bug here.
Magasa looked down at her body.
Eat the limbs, em...... No problem.
Eat the torso and leave the head, emm...... Then after the food enters through the mouth, there is nothing to hold, and it just falls out. I can't get enough of it!
At the end of the year, when there is a head, emmm...... The mouth grows on the face, how do you eat the head backwards?
Ma Li squatted on the ground and opened his mouth to experiment. But I grabbed a lot of hair, and I didn't understand how to eat my head with my mouth.
"When I knew about it, my heart was the same as yours." Yu pressed Ma Li's trembling shoulder with his big hand, "The gluttonous clan originally had nothing to eat, including themselves. Don't be too yourself to figure out the key, because only a wise elder like me can deduce the way to eat the head with a mouth. ”
Ma Li raised his head and looked at him with bloodshot eyes: "I want to know how grandma eats her mouth when she only has her mouth left." ”
"Oh hoo! I actually missed such an important place back then! Yu was taken aback, and then squatted down on the side of the horse's hat, pulling his hair like him, and seriously thinking about the question of "mouth eating mouth".
"You ......" Song Lize's face was ugly, "I'm talking about my mother's tragic experience, you two guys are actually thinking about logic!" How can this be justified, how can this be justified! ”
Ma Li put his hand next to Yu Er and whispered, "Uncle, if you come to me in a while, we will discuss it again." And I also have a master of mathematical modeling, maybe he can deduce it. ”
Yu's eyes lit up: "Okay." ”
(End of chapter)