"Hello, young man."

"Hello, old man."

This is the meeting words between the monkey master and the lion king, and the recorder next to him is really scared. It's been thirty years since anyone dared to talk to the Lion King like this, as one of the strongest emperors in the world, he has enough military power to destroy more than 60% of the world's population, even the king of a hostile country has to put aside his status as a king and treat him with the etiquette of a junior, but what is the matter with the young man who calls him an old man when he meets him?

"I heard that you and my daughter had a little ...... Well, a little unpleasant. ”

"You can't stand up for this, I'm single and she's single, I'm a man and she's a woman, everything that happens is pleasant." Master Monkey picked up a glass of wine from the table at the cocktail party, took a sip and put it aside: "Old man, you are a cheerful person, it just so happens that I am too, none of us like war, so I will directly make conditions with you." ”

The Lion King sighed, and said that the time to come had finally come, and he took a sip of his wine glass: "This is not a negotiating table, so I can't promise you anything, but you can talk about it." ”

The monkey master leaned on the table and took out a piece of paper from his pocket with a non-serious look: "First of all, the two countries have normal trade and are tax-free countries for each other. Second, compensate our soldiers for their non-combat attrition losses and severely punish the murderers. Thirdly, in order to ensure the smooth trade between the two countries, we need you to send two or three princes or princesses to us to learn the language. ”

The Lion King was actually fine when he heard the first two, after all, this condition was very fair, but when he heard the third condition, his brows furrowed, this is good to say is learning languages, in fact, to put it bluntly, it is to be a hostage. If he agrees to this condition, it will inevitably seriously affect his influence in China. This is even a clause that is even more humiliating and humiliating than the land cession indemnity, and it must not be agreed.

"Old man, it doesn't hurt you." The monkey looked at the Lion King with a smile: "You can also see that the technological power of our side is much stronger than yours, but we don't know magic." Of course, what you send the prince and princess to learn is not only the language, but also the advanced technology, and the kingdom of civilized people will not be put on the surface even if there are any dirty things. To put it bluntly, we need your resources, and you need ours. Cooperation is the best way to go, but until then, you must punish the murderers! Otherwise, our merchants will be overshadowed, as for the rest...... Don't you want steel? We've got you covered with steelmaking technology! ”

The technology of steelmaking can be given, but the catalyst technology is not. They can only smelt substandard steel forever, and technical crushing is not a joke, as long as he is willing to take the bait, the emperor will suffer in the future.

Sure enough, when the monkey master heard about the steelmaking technology, the Lion King's eyes became bright, and he lowered his voice and asked, "How much is the annual output?" ”

The monkey pouted and stretched out two fingers. The Lion King asked with a serious face, "Two hundred thousand metric tons?" ”

"Two million. This is the first year of production since you introduced it. There's still a lot of room for upside. Because you are not yet skilled. Of course, we will send engineers to guide the whole process. ”

The Lion King stood motionless, and although he felt that there was something wrong here, he didn't quite know what the problem was.

"You're confused, don't worry. There is no such thing as a free lunch, and you will know when the time comes. This comes at a cost. ”

"The price?"

"Yes, pay the money! Money!!! ”

As soon as he heard this, the Lion King suddenly swallowed a mouthful of turbid breath and laughed heartily. At first, he thought he wanted something, and he wanted money for tossing for a long time? Nima, you said it earlier. Isn't it just money, really, just like the real thing.

"You're still laughing? I've calculated, one of your pure gold riyals is worth about 10,000 yuan from us, and your purification process is not good, and the purity of gold is not high. For a steel mill alone, you have to pay 3,500 gold riyals a year, as well as the follow-up labor and transportation numbers, at least 5,000 riyals a year, do you know how much the next supporting process costs? You alone have fifty or sixty thousand riyals a year. And that's not even counting anything else. ”

"Hahahahaha." The Lion King reached out and patted the monkey on the shoulder, then took out a stack of gold leaf-printed paper from his pocket and stuffed it into the monkey master's hand: "Then I'll buy it for ten years first." ”

it? Groove ???

The monkey master was blindsided at that time, didn't his daughter say that the total tax revenue of the Lion King City in a year was only five thousand riyals? In other words, money is still very valuable here, but why is this guy so generous? It's fifty or sixty thousand? He's fine, right?

"We have a proverb here that what money can solve, never needs to be negotiated. Take it, this is my apology for the incident in Buffalo, it is my personal compensation, and as for the matter at the negotiating table, naturally the Minister of Economy will talk to you. As for your statement that my prince and princess should go there to study, I need to ask their own opinion on this matter. ”

At this moment, the music began to play, and a grand court ball began, which not only invited the children of the nobles in the Lion King City, but also the children of the grand dukes of other fiefdoms, in short, it was a great gathering of princes, princesses, county lords and small county kings.

Don't look at these people who are related to each other, the monkey master found that there are really a lot of people in them, and two of them even hid in the back garden and kissed.

"These cousins are dirty enough. How's your negotiation going? ”

"Damn, I've met a rich man! I'm just ****, I don't take money seriously at all. ”

When he met Yuqing, the monkey lord looked depressed. He understood that he was not the person who was suitable for negotiation at all, and the price he proposed was far lower than the expected value in people's hearts, and it was no different from giving it away for free, and for what he just said, people directly rewarded him with a tip for ten years......

"My heart......" The monkey master sighed, grabbed a chicken leg and took a bite, but immediately threw it out: "What kind of thing is this, this thing can be eaten?" ”

Yuqing also figured out what was going on, then sighed and patted the monkey master on the shoulder: "Next time you have a snack, just leave this kind of thing to the people below, someone is good at this." ”

And at this time, the princesses and princes who were in earnest entered one after another, and as soon as the people of the royal family appeared, their aura was different from that of those county lords and county kings, and they all stood out from the crowd one by one. As soon as she entered the banquet, she raised her neck and looked back and forth as if she was looking for someone, until she found the monkey master, she walked to him with her skirt and small steps, and looked up at the monkey master prettyly.

"What? Started pretending again? ”

Master Monkey turned around and stuffed a cherry into the mouth of Her Royal Highness the Princess: "The acting skills are good." ”

"I warn you, don't do anything out of the ordinary, I've been laughed at by my siblings all afternoon."

As she was talking, two little girls of about twelve or thirteen years old next to her jumped up to the monkey master and circled around him a few times, and then ran away with a chatter, making Princess Tana's face red.

"These two little girls are pretty good."

"Don't beat their minds!" Princess Tana's eyebrows raised, "These are my two youngest sisters. ”

"My sister?"

"That's right! Dear sister! ”

After hearing this, the monkey master couldn't help but look at the lion king who was having a drink with the liaison officer on his side, his face was full of amazement and admiration......

"What are you looking at!"

"I see your father." The monkey master said in a loud voice: "Your father said less seventy, those two girls are only ten years old, and they can give birth to two daughters at the age of sixty, which is not easy." ”

"Isn't it easy? I'm only seventeen! ”

Seventeen years old! The monkey master was stunned for a moment, pressed Princess Tana's head and made her turn in front of him, and asked with a shocked face, "What are you talking about?" Are you seventeen? ”

"Questions?"

The monkey master shamelessly reached out and poked the big white breasts of Her Royal Highness the princess, how can that bulging appearance have nothing to do with the seventeen-year-old......

"You pay attention to ......"

Princess Tana trembled, quickly adjusted her position to prevent others from seeing the monkey master's lewd behavior, and quickly slapped his hand away quietly.

"I'm just touching to see if it's true, seventeen years old is so old, how did you grow?"

Princess Tana felt humiliated by him, but she couldn't attack well, so she could only grit her teeth and say, "I warn you, I am a princess!" There is a price to be paid for your unreasonableness to me. ”

"The price? At what cost? Kill me? ”

Her Royal Highness the Princess smiled mysteriously, and the dollar replied to the monkey master, but took a step back: "I got the news just now, you said that you would select three princes and princesses to go to your kingdom as hostages?" ”

"What hostages are not hostages, your news came fast enough."

"I don't care, you have to take me! I must go. ”

The monkey master doesn't understand, everyone knows that going over there is to be a hostage, and everyone avoids it, what is wrong with this initiative to ask for the past?

"If you don't agree, I'll go over as your wife in the name of a kiss."

Burst...... The wine that the monkey master had just drunk was all sprayed out towards Yu Qing, who was eavesdropping next to him, Yu Qing quickly dodged his wine mist with his eyes, waved his hand with a hippie smile and smiled: "You talk, you talk, I'll go over and talk to His Majesty the King." ”

Seeing that the light bulb was gone, the monkey master pinched the face of Her Royal Highness the princess: "Are you crazy?" What's so bad about being a princess here? And no matter what, don't fool me. (To be continued.) )