"Uncle, I'm here. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

The little girl stood on the roof of the building with a lunch box, looking at the uncle in front of her who was careless and ruffian, wearing a white shirt and blowing the wind on the balcony, she actually felt very strange, because this uncle was not smiling, but it was not terrible at all, it was a very magical thing.

"I didn't catch any fishing."

"No ......"

"It's okay if you don't, I have to correct it, it's not that I don't eat fish, it's just that the fish in this place are too unpalatable."

The monkey who turned around turned against the light, looking like the kind of campus bully who came out of the comics, he was not wearing a coat on the balcony, and the looming scar under his shirt made him look like he had gone through all the vicissitudes of life. The little girl wanted to ask but didn't dare to ask, so she just glanced at it secretly when she handed the rice to the monkey master.

That's right, it's a real scar! Dense scars!

"Why, what are you carrying?"

The monkey opened the lunch box and found that it was actually a cream cake and fresh strawberries, cantaloupe, and watermelon salad. To tell the truth, the monkey master has never eaten such a little pink lunch in his life until now, and there is no one else.

"I ...... I don't know what you like to eat, I ate this at noon and ...... Only...... I brought you the same one. ”

Sixteen or seventeen-year-old children, in fact, the idea is still very simple, probably many people have that kind of experience, that is, stubbornly think that giving their favorite things to others represents sincerity, this kind of problem will not change until they grow up and no longer think that they are the right person.

"Forget it." The monkey picked up a piece of watermelon with a strawberry-shaped spoon: "What the hell is this spoon?" ”

"I ...... My spoon. ”

"Ah, okay, okay, it's okay."

"I've washed it...... Really, I washed it clean. ”

"It's okay, it's okay." Master Monkey patted his head with one hand: "Why are you so stupid." ”

"I ......" Jiang Xin pursed her lips: "I...... Is it really stupid? ”

"Dead stupid." The monkey master sighed helplessly, then turned his head to look at the lively couple in the small pergola not far from them, his eyes narrowed, and he stretched out his hand: "Get out." ”

This roll, murderous, the man in the little couple was still a little unconvinced, but before he got closer, he was dragged away by his girlfriend, and after watching them leave, the monkey master walked straight in, put the lunch box on the small table inside, and said while eating: "Hold the grass, why is it so sweet?" What about margarine in this cake shop? Mom sells batches. ”

The monkey master threw away the cake, and then called Tana directly on the phone: "Clean up the cake shop for me, how many times has Lao Tzu said that you must not use margarine and cocoa butter." Synthetic compounds are absolutely not allowed in the cafeteria, which will affect the energy transmission and get them out, no matter who it is. ”

Tana was stunned for a moment on the phone: "So serious? ”

"Otherwise, I'll give you some indicators, the food of energy users must be strictly controlled." The monkey master was about to roar: "What's more, synthetic cream is simply something to feed dogs, can you eat it?" ”

"That's the point." Tana sighed: "Okay, okay, you say, I'll do it." ”

Hanging up the phone, Jiang Xin, who was too frightened to move, pointed to the little salad left in the lunch box: "Uncle...... Are these enough to eat? I still have broad beans in my bag. ”

"Did you take it out earlier?" The monkey master rolled his eyes and looked at her: "Do you want to consciously understand next time?" ”

"Oooh oh...... Got it. ”

After taking the broad beans, the monkey master ate two, and suddenly looked up: "You didn't bring me something to drink?" ”

"Ah!! I forgot about it in the cafeteria! I bought it! Really bought!! ”

"Forget it, forget it, really forget it." The monkey master patted his head vigorously: "You are definitely the stupidest I have ever seen, really." My five-year-old girls are smarter than you. ”

Although it is a bit of a bully to use Bubu to compare her, and Bubu is almost seven years old, but what she said is right, Jiang Xin is really stupid, and she looks stupid when she looks at her face.

"Uncle...... I'm sorry. ”

"I'll forget it." The monkey master sighed: "What are you doing here?" ”

"Give...... Bringing you something to eat? ”

After hearing this, the monkey master hit his head on the table: "Mom sells batches...... Think about it for me! ”

"Oooh...... I remembered, I came for revenge. ”

Like eating, he ate the salad in the lunch box in two bites, and the monkey master crossed one leg, lit a cigarette and took a sip: "How are you going to repay this revenge." ”

"I'll scold back?"

"Scold your mother!" The monkey master slapped the table and stood up: "You can be regarded as angry with me." ”

Thinking that the monkey master has been crisscrossing the world for so many years, it is the first time he has seen such a stupid person, he thought that the tassel was the stupidest, but he didn't expect that the strong have its own strong hand, and the tassel now seems less stupid, but suddenly there is such a fool who comes out to sanction him.

"You're going to call back, you know? How many times did they slap you? ”

"One...... Spank. ”

"How many?"

"Four ......"

"Then you're going to give each of these four people a hundred slaps and knock out their teeth, you know."

"Wouldn't that be too cruel?"

"You beep me again, and Lao Tzu will turn around and leave."

The little girl didn't expect that the uncle, who was very cold and quiet in the class, would have such a fiery temper, she didn't know what to do when she stood there, the only thing she could do was to lower her head and twist the corners of her clothes with her fingers.

"Come here."

Master Monkey pointed to the bench: "Sit there." ”

"Oh......"

Jiang Xin walked to the side of the bench with small steps, carefully sat on half of his buttocks, and then looked at the monkey master worriedly.

"Can I eat you? Sit tight! ”

After the stupid little girl was done, the monkey master threw aside the lunch box on the table, and then pointed to the table: "Do you know how the magic circle works?" ”

"Know! During the class, the teacher said that it is converted into magic through spiritual power, and then the magic power is used to activate the magic circle, and theoretically the magic circle can release more than ten times the magic energy of the activator. ”

"Ten times? Ten times that is the lowest. The monkey master took out his notebook from his arms, flipped to a page of the magic circle he had drawn, and spread it out on the table: "Activate it." ”

"What is this?"

"You know, activate it!"

Although the little girl couldn't release the magic circle yet, the basic activation was still no problem, she stood up with her eyes closed, muttering words in her mouth, and then saw that her memory necklace began to glow slightly, and the magic began to be injected into the formation on the monkey master's notebook, and then the magic circle lit up the breathing lamp, which slowly lit up with Jiang Xin's breathing rhythm.

Suddenly, the circle suddenly became bright, and a huge sound came from all around, and a phoenix with flames dozens of meters long erupted out of the circle like a blowout and stood in mid-air and spread its wings, covering the clouds and the sun.

"Wow! Look! ”

There were not many students on campus at noon, but many people still saw this scene, the huge energy phoenix was particularly conspicuous in the clear and clear, and the width of dozens of meters after spreading its wings was also difficult to see.

The phoenix hovered in mid-air, each flickering of its wings with a gust of wind and a whirring sound, and it looked down at the person who summoned it, motionless, as if waiting for orders.

Jiang Xin also looked up at the phoenix, his mouth was wide open, he couldn't believe what was happening in front of him, and he couldn't believe that this thing was summoned by himself.

Of course...... The circle was drawn by the uncle.

"Smack"

The monkey master closed the notebook, and the phoenix turned into a sky full of sparks and dissipated into the air, as if it had never appeared. Then he took the notebook into his arms: "The magic circle is the ultimate way to borrow external forces. It is generally divided into six categories: non-elemental classes, elemental classes, combinatorial classes, decomposition classes, summoning classes, and dimensional classes. There is no hierarchy of circles, and all complex circles are made up of simple basic circles. ”

"Ah...... None of these teachers have ever talked about it. ”

"You've only been in school for a few days." The monkey master sat down, lit a cigarette and continued: "In general, the composition of the Eastern and Western magic arrays is similar, that is, a special pattern is used to concentrate a certain force of nature and then burst out. As you can see, your power can summon level 7 magic creatures, and your rating is level 2. This is the magic of the circle, leapfrogging. ”

"Uncle, it's not good to smoke......"

"Shut up!"

"Oh......"

"But overstepping the level is also accompanied by danger, the magic circle is not allowed to have mistakes, the failure of the basic magic circle is brought by mistakes, and the advanced compound magic circle brings backlash and destruction. Another point is that not all magic circles can be stacked on top of each other, and the result of blind B stacking is that there is elemental turmoil and then a big explosion. ”

"I've heard of the Lord God Summoning Array, what is that?"

"The main gods of bullshit are all evil gods." The monkey master shook his fingers: "There is no so-called true god in this world, and the gods you see are only creatures of higher dimensions and dimensions. ”

"Uncle...... I have never seen God. ”

"You've seen it!" The monkey master chuckled, then lowered his head and continued to explain: "What did I just say?" Shut up for you. ”

"Uh-huh."

Monkey continued: "This may seem very complicated, but in fact, any technique can be tricked. Although the basics are important, there are now ways to do so. What is called shortcut, is to use the simplest way to achieve a complex purpose, this is the shortcut. Magic is a skill, so there are ways to cheat, and this way needs to be learned and summarized. Now, what I'm going to teach you is how to trick yourself here. ”

The magic array is actually very complicated, take the elemental summoning array just now, there are more than 11,000 lines in this formation, if the simple 11,000 lines are nothing, if you look carefully at the composition of these lines, you will find that none of them overlap, each of them appears in the position where they should be, but at first glance it seems to be a plane, but this is not a plane, but a very three-dimensional line segment space.

This is not something that beginners can cast, why there are so few circle masters, in addition to the fact that there are too many things that need to be memorized, there is also the problem of preparation time, if you encounter an enemy, the magician may raise the magic weapon to meet the enemy, and the circle master must prepare the circle first.

Real-world enemies don't give the protagonist up to three minutes of transformation time and preparation time like in the cartoons, everything is instantaneous and immediate, which is very difficult for a formation mage to do. Even if there is a memory necklace, it is very difficult to combine them in an instant, and usually in the time that the circle master is thinking, they have died more than twenty times.

But is there no solution? Obviously not, the monkey master has found a very shortcut way, since you can't remember it, then don't remember it. Just go straight to the computer.

Of course, this kind of printing is not made of A4 paper, otherwise you have to hold a stack of white paper when you go out to fight, and it looks stupid, okay, the momentum is suddenly weaker than others, and it is a hairy fight.

So the monkey's solution is to use the mobile phone directly! Save the combined formation into the mobile phone in advance, and then mark the picture with text, what the circle should be is what the circle, just take out the mobile phone before the fight, and call up the circle.

It works in person.

But because this way will make everyone become lazy, and if you rely too much on your mobile phone, if something goes wrong, it will be a street.

Of course, the conversion of the formation will not be simple, it will also take a lot of time, but the release time is almost equal to nothing, the monkey master is even already working on a one-click combination, but this is not easy, the amount of calculation is too large, there is no processor without Xiaohong's body, it can't be eaten at all, but Xiaohong is sorting out the system garbage, and there is still a period of time to wake up.

In many Western fantasy novels, what light, shadow, and soul are counted as elements, which is actually incorrect, there are only four elements in the Eight Classics, wind, fire, water, earth, and the rest are non-elements. And there are also terrible decomposition classes and even more terrible summoning classes, especially summoning classes, if they are summoned randomly, no one knows what will be summoned, most of the summons need a price, if the price is what food, money is fine, but what if it is a certain part of the summoner's body? So what else can you do besides hehehe......

Of course, the monkey master has summoned a lot of strange things, and there is nothing to ask the monkey master for the price, and two of them are not open-eyed, and they were tied up by the monkey and soaked in the septic tank, and they haven't come out yet.

But don't you dare to ask the monkey master, and don't dare to ask others? Therefore, most of the summoning arrays are forbidden to be used, but what the monkey master taught Jiang Xin here is the summoning array.

"But they asked me what to do? I can't even afford it. Jiang Xin asked the monkey master a little confused: "There are ...... This combination can also be used by others, so isn't the magic circle master worthless? ”

"The beauty of thought." The monkey master sneered: "They can't remember the basic formation, as long as you don't post it on Moments, there is nothing to do." As for the cost. ”

The monkey master thought for a moment, then raised his head and connected the soul link of Nephilian to Jiang Xin: "Let those things go to this guy and ask for them." ”

"Who is this?"

When the soul link was successfully connected, Nephilian and Jiang Xin screamed at the same time......

And the monkey master laughed next to him......

"Don't mess with Lao Tzu, why are you sick?"

The monkey master's voice sounded in Nephili's head, and then Jiang Xin's voice also sounded: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry...... Where is this, how do I quit? ”

"Oh? Soft girl? Nephilian was stunned: "You brought a girl in?" ”

The monkey turned his mouth twice: "Feel it yourself, you teach her." ”