The summer nights were especially long, and Zhang Wei gradually couldn't bear it anymore, leaning on an old tree with a crooked neck, and narrowed.

When he was drooling and waking up from sleep, it was as if something furry was arching him.

It was soft and warm, like the fur of an animal.

"What's that?"

Zhang Wei subconsciously reached out and touched it, first it was fluffy, then slimy, and he felt very disgusting and terrifying.

Under the palpitations, Zhang Wei opened his eyes suddenly, but what he saw was a furry thing similar to that of a monkey, below the waist, as if it had been peeled, bloody, just now, his hand touched this piece.

"Ahh

With an earth-shattering cry of ghosts and gods, yellowed urine flowed out of Zhang Wei's lower body.

The smell of fishy smears quickly enters the air and spreads.

The animal, like a skinned monkey, took a few steps back and stood in the shadows, its hands fluttering and babbling.

"Don't come, don't come......"

As Zhang Wei stepped back from the side of the tree, he stretched out his hand to warn the monkey.

Another babbling cry was answered.

"You are Huihai"

Zhang Wei suddenly remembered what happened before.

For being able to fall asleep with a disgusting thing by his side, Zhang Wei himself admires his nerves a little.

"Uh-huh......"

A monkey-like animal, nodding violently.

After getting the other party's confirmation, Zhang Wei breathed a sigh of relief, looked down at his crotch, and immediately blushed, Nima was actually scared to pee his pants, it was so embarrassing.

"Giggle......

A burst of laughter came from the shadows.

Apparently sent by a monkey-like animal.

Zhang Wei was furious, grabbed a piece of soil with stones from the ground, and threw it with all his might.

"Ma Dan, laugh at Lao Tzu, don't look at your own virtues."

At this moment, Huihai is indeed miserable, and the so-called back hand of the system is regrown from a piece of minced meat.

Fortunately, it was Zhang Wei, a familiar person, who would have been killed and buried if he had been replaced by someone else.

"Ma Dan, I don't have pants, if someone finds out at dawn, it's strange if I don't lose the dead, I'm going to wash it, even if I wear a wet one."

Wearing wet clothes, Zhang Wei didn't take it too seriously, as an otaku, a bitter otaku, who didn't wear wet clothes.

The monkey-like Huihai followed behind.

Zhang Wei found that Hui Hai was following him, and in order to counteract the fear of the night and the uneasiness of Hui Hai's ugly state, he put on a very relaxed appearance.

"Huihai, this is your first change, I remember that you were a furry object before"

Hui Hai stretched out three fingers and babbled from his mouth.

It's a pity that it was too dark, Zhang Wei saw a lump, mistook it for five fingers, and said with a twitch of his face: "It has changed five times, and you still have a few times." ”

Huihai saw that Zhang Wei didn't see it clearly, so he walked over and explained.

"Don't come here, hiss, I'll take that thing down there, eighteen, no, this size is at least twenty-eight, it's still in a weak state, Nima's, reborn once, and this kind of welfare, if the process is too terrifying, I want to come once."

Zhang Wei's eyes stared at the bottom of Huihai, and his eyes were full of envy.

As a normal Chinese person, his size is just average.

"Uh, ahhhh

Hui Hai hurriedly covered his bottom and stepped back for a distance.

"What's the matter, you are a shameless scumbag who harms dream-chasing women, and you actually know what shame is!"

Zhang Wei was envious and jealous, and made mockery.

This time, Hui Hai stood in the dark and did not give any response.

Zhang Wei snorted, continued to walk forward, and after a while, he came to the stove house, found a water tank that was only half a tank of water, made a basin of water, took off his pants and underwear, washed it naked.

"Is there any soap or anything like that?"

Zhang Wei turned his head and asked outside.

The smell of urine or something can't be washed off by washing it with water.

At the door, Hui Hai poked into his hairy head and shook it for a while.

"Made, poorer than me"

With a low curse, Zhang Wei took the basin and left the stove house.

Five or six miles away from the temple, there is a river. He saw it when he came.

Zhang Wei walked away.

Hye Hae sat on the ground with his ass.

"System, Nima next door, what kind of damage did you give Lao Wei to rebirth, if you change to another place, Lao Ke will be beaten to death if he looks like this."

The system said: "Host, this is designed by the system designer according to the history of human development, as a human being countless years later, you should feel extremely honored to experience the evolution process of your ancestors." ”

Hui Hai was furious, he hated this kind of pit to others the most, and he also said that I am good for you.

"Honor your uncle, honor your grandmother, honor your whole family."

"Host, I don't have an uncle, no grandmother, and no family, if I have to find one, the system designer is barely counted, you scold him, I don't have any opinion."

If the system is unintentional, it will be angry and not worth it.

Hui Hai snorted angrily.

"Host, your temperament has changed a little bit, your mouth is full of dirty work, you don't look like a high monk, I suspect it's because you have too much contact with Zhang Wei, I suggest you keep your distance from this person"

The system said again.

Hui Hai was stunned for a moment, and then nodded vigorously, isn't it, before Zhang Wei came, he didn't say a word of swearing.

"Amitabha, the system woke up the dreamer with your words, and the poor monk realized."

In the second half of the night, Zhang Wei, who was wearing wet pants, came back from his body, searched around, and did not find Huihai, so he squinted in the stove house.

Summer nights are much longer than winter days.

After a long time, Zhang Wei found that it was dark outside, and he couldn't stand the humidity below, so he pushed open the door and walked out, but was shocked by the scene in front of him.

In a bright beam of light, flower petals flew, and a tall and straight young white-clothed monk with a handsome face like a knife stood with his hands folded.

"Ma Dan, I'm not convinced, another handsome guy, and I don't let people live"

Zhang Wei shouted at the top of his throat.

Chu Feng, Gao Yi, Cheng Hanmin, these handsome guys are not enough, and the greasy middle-aged man Huihai has also become a handsome boy.

There is no mistake, there is no mistake.

"What's the noise?"

Chu Feng walked out of the Buddha hall, saw Huihai's appearance, nodded and said, "Master Huihai has been reborn."

In the beam, Huihai opened his eyes, stretched out his slender hand, and smiled.

The detachment of temperament and the elegance of action are difficult to match in the world.

"Woo woo woo ......"

Zhang Wei cried bitterly.

This comparison, the gap is too big, too big.

Huihai, who made people cry, came to a 180-degree turn.

"Dao Chief, can you put the poor monk down, the poor monk hasn't learned the spell of descent yet."

It's embarrassing!

Chu Feng stretched out his hand a little funny, and Hui Hai fell fluttering from the air, and the moment he touched the ground, he revealed a sunny smile that would make countless dream-chasing women crazy.