100. Beautiful misunderstanding
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"I really can't say this kind of thing because I suddenly want to go to the bathroom......
The admiral squatting in the toilet looked at the bathroom tile in front of him with a stern expression, which vaguely reflected the admiral's thin and stern expression of squatting on the toilet for physiological reasons.
No, after all, he can't be blamed for this. After eating so much, he didn't digest it cleanly, and after sleeping for a while, he didn't wait for anyone to find him, and he couldn't have said to them at No. 111 with a stern face, 'I'm sorry, I'm going to the toilet, can I wait a while?' It's a bargain. (So he can only put on a stern expression.)
Because I don't know what expressions to make.
It doesn't matter what happened to Pearl Harbor, to be honest. Rather, it is normal to fail in theory. It's just that the deep-sea cemetery is too well preserved, which gives him a little hope.
But according to my usual luck, this thing is the same as nothing. It's not the first time. When he heard some news before, he went to Dajian, and then a bunch of messy ship girls came out, and his heart had already been tempered with a Buddha nature.
What else is there to say about the Admiral, who can't even build a destroyer? Honestly, at home, save oil bombs, steel and aluminum, and wait slowly. The most the Admiral could think of when he didn't get the news was, 'Ah, failed again.' That's all. Because there are too many failures, it has become a habit. This kind of small blow is no longer a problem.
But compared to those, the Admiral has a more realistic problem. This question is much more than Pearl Harbor. What various resources are not enough to be much more realistic and strict.
The toilet is out of paper.
Glancing at the empty shelves around him, and then at the tough paper books in his hands, the two sides of the Admiral looked at each other, and the already gloomy eyes became deeper and more resolute. It's like a warrior who wants to make a strong man's wrist break move. There was a look of determination in his pupils. (Why is there no paper?) I just put it on yesterday! Why is there no paper now! And I don't remember how few people cleaned it here! Why is this happening!
Now the situation is that there is no paper left at hand, only a book remains. It's almost time to eat, and it won't be long before a shipwreck comes in to ask about him. If you see yourself squatting in the toilet, the image of the Admiral will definitely be broken. It takes countless hours to maintain an image, but it only takes a split second to destroy it.
So what the fuck is going to do?!
The Admiral sat on his toilet, gnawing painfully on the back of his hand, lost in thought.
"So isn't it okay to just use the paper in the book?"
"But then it hurts a lot in the ass...... Anyway, you probably took my paper, right? Miss Sacramento blocking my door right now? ”
"I should say yes. I should say no, I just suddenly used absorbent paper. Then my reserves were already exhausted, so I came over. When I was about to return it, I saw the Admiral, and you rushed into the toilet with a stern face. ”…
The figure outside the door made a distressed gesture. Finger tapped his chin.
"I can't be doing anything wrong, am I?"
"Everywhere you look at it, there are mistakes! And why are you blocking my doorway? Just put the roll paper there, I'm going to go over and get it! I'm embarrassed for you to do that! ”
"Huh? Is that so? I think the Admiral will feel at ease knowing that someone is outside. You see, it's like the stories say, as long as someone is standing outside, it's very reassuring. Because I know that I am not alone, I can relax. ”
Are you treating me like a three-year-old?!
Facing the faint figure outside the frosted glass, the Admiral roared angrily in his heart.
"I'm not in the mood to spy on men. It's just a little bit of fun. I'll just put the paper outside, right? I'm outside the Admiral's Room, and I'll stop anyone if there's anybody. ”
"That's a great thank you. But can you go out and say that first when you say that? ”
"Yes, yes, Lord Admiral, I really don't understand the mood of an ordinary girl."
"I think that 'ordinary' one has a speech problem."
It's not so much that I don't understand girls, I don't understand you at all, Miss Sacramento!
Facing the slender figure who had put something down outside the door, and then stood up vaguely and left the room, the admiral squatted in the toilet and sighed slightly, ready to get up to get the paper.
"Ah, by the way, I'll add one more thing."
The black shadow came and went, so frightened that the Admiral almost didn't kneel directly in the bathroom.
"No. 111, she blames herself, huh? Because the Admiral has always kept a straight face, it is said that he is determined to make you happy. Don't bully No. 111 because you're too proud, she's a rare good boy, unlike those guys who are already familiar. ”
"Really? I don't think there's anything sad about me. But I'm going to be sad if you continue to stay outside the bathroom, Miss Sacramento. ”
It's better to say that I'm very sad now, squatting in the toilet and chatting with my ship's mother or something, this isn't some punishment game.
The Admiral thought with a hard look on his face.
"Ah, if it's a punishment, there's nothing wrong with you taking it as a punishment, right? Who has kept you calling us all this time? Not even a single dessert was given to us. Even I'm a little lost, right? I'm also looking forward to Admiral's dessert. ”
"Huh? Dessert? But didn't I say that? Where can I get you dessert in this place in Guam? Otherwise, I'll ask DS-1 and see what technology she has available. ”
“…… Although I had expected it, your answer really made me angry. ”
Well, forget it.
The figure outside the frosted glass shrugged his shoulders and waved the white object in his hand, placing it on the ground. Then he waved his hand at the Admiral and walked out of the room. After a while, I heard a sound on the latch outside.
After listening to Sacramento and confirming that Sacramento had left the Admiral's room, the Admiral finally breathed a sigh of relief and quickly took the paper roll by the door into the toilet.
But what is dessert? Why don't you get a distilled spirit or something? ’
From a technical point of view and material storage, it's all right, right?
After finally solving his personal problems, the Admiral breathed a sigh of relief and began to think about the problem seriously. b
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