131. Can't do it
If you want to talk about Bank's ability to cause trouble, it's really a bull.
Although this girl is sometimes cowardly criticized when she encounters trouble, but when she causes trouble, it really doesn't matter whether the other side is a person or a god, and everything is big or small.
But even though Coulson was still praising him home in his heart just now, when he encountered this situation of bullying the vulnerable, Coulson still reprimanded Bank like an elder.
That look, but he didn't care whether he was the first person in the world or not, and nodded and admitted that he was wrong.
At last.
Agent Coulson, however, learns that the blind man is not a mortal in Bank's mouth, and investigates it with suspicion.
Yo, what a windfall.
Under the deep background of S.H.I.E.L.D., this blind lawyer, in some cases, really doesn't look like a blind person.
Even under the evidence of many things, he is still inextricably linked to the "Daredevil" on Brooklyn Street.
After the in-depth investigation, Bank didn't pay attention, because after finishing his mission in New Mexico, Coulson was going to fly to other states to take on another mission.
And Hawkeye agent also left the experimental base the next day of that night, I don't know whether to take on other tasks, or take advantage of this rare vacation to accompany his family.
Bank, on the other hand, rejected Agent Coulson's intention to send him back, stood in front of the scattered experimental base, picking his head out in boredom.
Watch the Quint fighter jet, which airlifted two of its own trophies, take off.
Bank is again in mind for Matt. Murdoch was silent for a while.
Because this time, I'm afraid that he will really be exposed to the eyes of S.H.I.E.L.D. because of his intervention.
I really don't know if I have offended so many superheroes, will Thanos invade the earth and the global superheroes gather, this group of bigwigs will not fight Thanos, but beat themselves first?
Is it really possible......
Banker struggled for a while, then stopped thinking about it.
Whatever.
Anyway, I have the Avengers brothers to back it up.
How many little heroes can a green fat guy fight?
can only say that he is not saved, because at this time, Banker is still thinking about pitting his teammates, and he has not thought about taking action himself to deal with those superheroes who come to the door, but thinking about letting Tony and Hulk, who are the most powerful, be in front.
Bank picked up a cigarette and walked towards the town, and after thinking about it, he took out his phone and dialed a phone number.
"Tut~~Tut~~ What's the matter? I'm busy right now. The widow's voice came from the phone.
"Uh...... Where are you? Have you had a recent holiday? Bank said hehe.
"Bang! Bang! …… I'm on a mission, and I'm going to have a vacation after this mission is completed, is there anything else? With the sound of a gunshot on the other end of the phone, the widow sister said quietly.
"That's a bit busy...... Then why are you still free to answer my phone? Bank wondered.
“…… I want to hear what stupid things you can say, and I would hang up without me...... Bang! Bang! Boom~"
After the widow sister was silent for a while, she said coldly, followed by another burst of gunfire and explosion.
Banker hesitated for a while, and finally spoke: "I want to take you to romantic Turkey......"
"I'm in Turkey right now, it's not romantic at all, there are quite a lot of terrorists......" The widow sister said coldly.
Banker always felt weird in his heart, he just wanted the widow sister to pay off his debt, but he didn't expect that when she was in the rain of bullets, she would actually answer her own call?
If this makes Coulson come to fight, there won't be this kind of treatment, right?
So although the widow sister's words were cold, Bank was still a little touched, and said, "Why don't you wait until your mission is completed, and we will go to Tokyo and Paris?" ”
"Bang bang bang! …… I've killed too many people, and I've been restricted from entering Tokyo through regular means...... Paris is good. Sister Widow said coldly.
"Then go to Paris! By the way, how long will it take for you to finish this mission? I'll pick you up. Bank had a flue in his mouth.
"Bang~~~"
In a terrorist base in Turkey, the widow shot the terrorist leader kneeling in front of her, put away her pistol, and walked towards the outside of the base.
After being silent for a while, the widow sister pressed the earphone and said, "...... The mission is over, in what capacity do you come? ”
Banker thought about it and said that ** is not authentic, and it is too raw to say that if you say your teammates, you will go to Paris together.
So Banker was entangled for a while and said, "The first person in the world...... Is this identity okay? If you want to go to Tokyo, you can go to Tokyo, if you want to go to Paris, even if it is the Vatican Temple...... I'll see who dares to stand in the way! ”
“…… Let's go to Paris, and we'll go through the formalities to enter the country. The widow sister casually killed a terrorist hiding in the corner.
Banker snorted, "Okay, I'll take you to the banks of the Seine, take you to Notre-Dame Cathedral to inspire the glory of God, and then go to the top of the Eiffel Tower at night, and see the three thousand fireflies in ten miles and hundreds of miles." ”
"As long as you don't cause trouble, it's fine." The widow sister said lightly.
Banker he, "Don't you still have you when I get into trouble?" With the famous Black Widow by his side, as long as France doesn't figure out how to send an army, what are you afraid of? ”
"I just want to take a vacation, and if you're still in this mindset, I don't think there's any need to go with you." The widow sister said coldly.
Bank shrugged his shoulders and said, "Resolutely support the will of the widowed sister, take the widow's sister as the center, and adhere to the basic principle of not causing trouble and not being afraid of trouble." ”
The widow didn't pay attention to Bank's daily convulsions, and said, "At three o'clock in the morning, come and pick me up at the Washington airport." ”
Banker nodded and said, "Okay~"
When the widow sister over there heard this, she stopped beeping with Banker and hung up the phone directly.
Bank originally wanted to use the software on his mobile phone that Tony made for him to summon the old iron six in the basement, so that it would be fast and convenient to get to the Washington airport.
But after thinking about it, I went to steal this time, and if Peggy saw Lao Tie No. 6 mecha out of the warehouse, it would be a troublesome matter.
So Banker dismissed the idea directly.
But he usually never uses his own money, he eats and drinks at public expense, and the only small treasury is also in charge of Peggy.
So the first person in the world was embarrassed to find that the money on his body was really not enough to buy a plane ticket.
But how could Bank, who is now full of connections and energy, be stumped by this kind of thing?
So Banker took out his mobile phone, opened the Avengers chat group, and typed: "Tony, if you're not here, lend me 100 million~"
Coulson: "......"
Dr. Banner: "......"
Sister Widow: "What are you going to do?" ”
Tony: "...... You and I think my money is blowing in the wind?! ”
Bank: "Isn't it? ”
Tony: "...... Is it the kind that you borrowed and wants to pay back, or the kind that you borrowed and didn't pay back? ”
Bank: "Ah, you're mistaken, it's the kind that borrows and borrows." ”
Widow sister: "You can't spend so much money on vacation." ”
Dr. Banner: "This group seems to be just Bank's solo show. ”
Coulson: "Bank, what are you going to do?" …… Don't get into trouble again! ”
Bank: "No, I just want to buy a plane ticket to Washington." ”
Tony: "!! ”
Although he burst into a foul language, Tony still gave Bank a sum of money very generously.
Not a hundred million, of course, but five thousand dollars.
Buying a plane ticket is more than enough.
Bank: "Thanks, but I'm going on vacation tomorrow, if it's not enough, I'll look for you~"
Tony: "I've had time for the last few days, where are you going on vacation?" ”
Bank: "You stinky man, I'm not going with you, I'm going to spend my honeymoon with my little sweetheart." ”
Tony: "Don't ask me to borrow money next time." ”
Bank: "Can't do it. ”