Chapter 10: A Bastard, a Villain
The next morning, Huang Ye got up in the morning and continued his physical training.
Deadpool lay leisurely on the tires, his head resting on his hands looking at the sky, crossing Erlang's legs, humming a little song.
"When is this TM's physical training? I also had to learn martial arts and marksmanship. ”
"Marksmanship and fighting are very simple, when you are physically fit, pull you out, participate in hundreds of actual battles, and you will be done."
"Grass!? It's that simple? ”
"It's that simple! That's how I am. Deadpool said casually.
Huang Ye thought for a while, and then said secretly: "That's right, many things can't be learned routines, and they have to be carried out in actual combat." ”
Over the next 15 days, the physical training continued.
Deadpool went out three times in the middle, but no substantive clues were found.
And after nearly a month of inhumane crazy exercise, Huang Ye's body has indeed been significantly improved. The strength, agility, reaction speed, and endurance of the entire body are basically doubled.
Although it has doubled, in terms of Huang Ye's original otaku physique, even if it has doubled, it does not exceed normal people too much.
On this day, Deadpool suddenly came back and threw a set of white clothes to Huang Ye and said, "Let's go!" The first battle of your life is here. ”
Huang Ye took the clothes and looked at them, the appearance of the clothes was almost exactly the same as Deadpool's, they were all tight-fitting leather armor, with two scabbards behind their backs, and two guns on their legs.
The only difference is that Huang Ye's clothes are silvery-white, and there is no hood, and the head is replaced by a silver-white metal mask.
The mask resembles a streamlined wolf head, but the workmanship looks very poor.
“fu*k! You've just changed your uniform and changed the color! Huang Ye suddenly shouted with an unhappy face when he saw it.
Deadpool grinned and said, "So what? My uniform is still made like my cousin's death knell! ”
"You bastard!" Huang Ye scolded.
Deadpool smirked, "I was meant to be a bastard." Don't care about these things! I feel like we're pretty close to this investigation, and I've found a local snake who gave them a connection to a deal at the dock in West Miami tonight. Now that we know, we can't miss the carnival! ”
"Hurry up! Hurry up! It'll be too late in a while! Deadpool urged.
Huang Ye reluctantly put on his clothes, and then put on his mask and said, "What about the weapon!?" ”
"Give! I'm sparing. Deadpool handed over two knives and two guns.
After equipping the weapon, Huang Ye muttered, "After waiting, I'm going to get my own clothes!" ”
"Let's go! Miami is waiting for us! Happily meet the first battle of your life! Deadpool said.
After moving his body to make sure there was no problem, he said to Deadpool, "Hey! Wade. Once this is taken care of, I may have to leave here for a while. ”
Deadpool listened and didn't care, and said, "That's good! I don't want you to suddenly open the door and come in while I'm having sex with my beautiful girlfriend. ”
Huang Ye laughed when he heard this: "I'll try to bump into it!" ”
At night, Yellow Leaf and Deadpool come out of the previous door again.
Deadpool looked at the note in his hand and said, "It's at the dock to the west, about thirty kilometers from here, and I suggest we take a taxi." ”
"Whatever, anyway, you pay for it, I'm a mixed eater." Huang Ye said.
Deadpool listens and says, "I didn't bring any money either!" Putting the wallet in the tights affects the image too much. ”
"What then?" Huang Ye asked.
Deadpool said casually, "No matter, sit down and talk about it." ”
Deadpool then rolled over and jumped from a five-story building.
"My day!" Seeing this scene, Huang Ye was suddenly taken aback.
On the ground, Deadpool stood steadily on the ground at this time, beckoning to Huang Ye, "Come down!" What do you think!? ”
Huang Ye suddenly hesitated, and he didn't dare to jump when he stood up.
Deadpool said at this time: "Sure enough, it's a TM rookie!" You're not an ordinary person anymore! ”
Huang Ye was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then he remembered that he was indeed not an ordinary person.
So without saying a word, he jumped straight down.
And the result is ......
With a violent sound of fractures, Huang Ye's legs were suddenly broken three times.
"Wade! You dick! I'm going to crush your balls! Huang Ye, who was sitting on the ground, scolded while correcting his broken bones.
"Aha!" When Deadpool on the side saw it, he held his face with one hand and patted his knee with the other, laughing.
A few seconds later, with a burst of white light, Huang Ye's legs returned to normal, and he pulled out the knife and stabbed Deadpool.
Deadpool deftly dodged and said, "Tsk! The arm strength is not good, the posture of holding the sword is wrong, there is no sense of power, the angle is not right, and the timing of the attack is not right. Oh! Look at you, like a! ”
Huang Ye was suddenly dumbfounded by Deadpool's ridicule, and scolded after a moment of silence: "Damn fu*ker!" When Lao Tzu becomes stronger in the future, I will cut off your younger brother! ”
After hearing this, Deadpool reached out and dug into his crotch and said, "Come on! Come on! ”
After a few more words, the two of them walked out of the alley side by side, and then took a random taxi to the port in Deadpool's possession.
"I'll leave the negotiation to you!" After Deadpool finished speaking, he did the back of the taxi, and Huang Ye sat helplessly in the co-pilot.
On the way, Deadpool unexpectedly found that Huang Ye was sitting in front and chatting with the driver very happily, and when he arrived at the destination, he actually let the driver happily get free of order.
Deadpool was a little surprised and asked, "How did you do that?" ”
"I gave him my phone number. Said you could help him take out a jerk. He didn't believe it. Huang Ye said.
"And after that?"
"Then I showed him my gun."
"Are you a robbery?"
"Of course not, I didn't touch his money." Huang Ye shrugged his shoulders and said.
Deadpool laughed and scolded, "Ye! You're a villain! ”
While talking and laughing, the two of them quickly sneaked into the interior of the port from the side.
"Breathe evenly, like a leopard. You're so easy to be discovered! Deadpool said as he walked cautiously.
Huang Ye scolded: "You speak louder than I breathe!" ”
"Hey! What are you two doing? A fully armed white man yelled at two men.
Huang Ye scolded: "It's all your fault!" The infiltration plan failed, now what? ”
Deadpool turned his head and shifted his shoulders and said, "Then take out your weapons!" Rookie! ”
"Don't call me a rookie! I have a code name now, Mr. Deadpool! Huang Ye said and pulled out the double knives behind his back.
Deadpool then raised his gun, and a gunshot followed, and the man was shot in the head.
Huang Ye's eyes flashed with envy after seeing it, and said, "Grandma's, when will Lao Tzu be able to have this kind of marksmanship." ”
"In a few more years! Run! Deadpool yelled, and his body rushed forward.
Huang Ye sighed helplessly, and then followed behind Deadpool.
Running at full speed, Huang Ye found that his body was far from Deadpool. Now Deadpool is more than four times more than his body in terms of physical coordination, durability and explosiveness.
"Grandma's, doesn't he have any ability to augment his body in my memory?" Huang Ye thought in his heart.
looked at Deadpool's smooth movements and marksmanship in front of him, and then found that his movements still did not break through the limits of human beings.
"Oh! In other words, his physical qualities have reached the limit of a normal human body. If so, I can achieve it after a period of intense training! ”
Thinking of this, Huang Ye's heart was suddenly extremely excited.
But at this time.
Bang! With a bang, a bullet hit and directly pierced Huang Ye's head.
"Oh! God dick on top! Are you okay!? Deadpool was startled when he saw this, and stopped to ask.
At this time, Huang Ye's body gradually appeared white light, and then the hair stained with blood turned into a streamer, and the wounds on the forehead and back of the head healed quickly with the white light.
Huang Ye, who stood up, shook his head and scolded: "CTM's! Who fired the shot!? ”