Chapter 101: Funny Dialogue

"It's just a pity that the aliens that were discovered are all dead, they have become fossils, and they are not accessible at my level, so you can imagine how depressed I am." Zhang Yaguang paused for a moment and said with a wry smile.

Then he smiled again, with a hint of excitement in his eyes and said: "But the hard work pays off, speaking of which, this opportunity was given to me by you, if it wasn't for you to make a space-time gate to open up the passage between the earth and the other world, to be honest, I wouldn't have this opportunity." โ€

"When I learned that S.H.I.E.L.D. was planning to select some loyal and reliable language talents to enter the other world to carry out a project called contact, I took the initiative to ask Hu Ju to participate in this plan, to be honest, I was just a hot brain at the time, and I was really nervous afterwards, because I didn't know if I could handle such a task, after all, I didn't know if I was a language talent at the time."

"But fortunately, after the test, I found out that I was really talented in language, and in the end, you know, I was brought here for more than half a year, and I didn't even go back for the Chinese New Year." Zhang Yaguang said with a wry smile, with a hint of guilt and contradiction in his tone.

Bai Yang couldn't help but ask with some surprise: "Isn't it, you haven't even gone back for the New Year?" โ€

Zhang Yaguang nodded, and said with a wry smile: "What did I lie to you about." โ€

"Isn't your family worried about you?" Poplar asked, somewhat puzzled.

"Of course, but they know who I am." Zhang Yaguang said with a smile.

"Uh, they know your identity?" Poplar was dumbfounded, doesn't his identity need to be kept secret?

"Hehe, I'm different from you, I'm a soldier, so my identity is not a secret, of course, this is just my superficial identity, like the identity of a member of the S.H.I.E.L.D. Intelligence Group, they are naturally unaware." Zhang Yaguang explained with a smile.

"Do you plan to go back when?" Poplar nodded and asked again.

"Hehe, it depends on the arrangements of S.H.I.E.L.D., but depending on the situation, I shouldn't be able to go back in a short time." Zhang Yaguang said with a smile.

"I haven't been back for more than half a year, don't you miss home?" Poplar asked in surprise.

Zhang Yaguang said with a wry smile: "What's the use of thinking, this is not something I can decide, you must know that I only have twenty days of vacation a year, and I can't compare with you!" โ€

Poplar was suddenly embarrassed, and felt that he seemed to be a little hateful to ask this.

He touched his nose and quickly changed the subject: "Brother Yaguang, how old are you this year?" โ€

"Hehe, guess." Zhang Yaguang asked rhetorically with a chuckle.

Poplar was speechless, although he was a little depressed and the other party refused to say it explicitly, but he still tried to guess: "Is there twenty-five?" โ€

"Guess again." Zhang Yaguang said with a smile.

"Big or small?" Poplar asked with a wry smile.

"Guess, guess and win." Zhang Yaguang ignored Poplar's question at all and said with a smile.

Poplar Fox glanced at each other suspiciously and asked, "What is the award?" โ€

"Oh, guess right, these melon seeds are all yours." Zhang Yaguang pushed a book on the bed to Bai Yang and said, there were only less than ten melon seeds scattered on the book.

Poplar was speechless for a moment, did he take out these melon seeds? And this is too picky, it's only ten melon seeds, which makes him a little crying and laughing.

After thinking about it, he simply took out a bag of potato chips from the storage space and put it on the bed, and said with a smile: "Brother Yaguang, say it, say it, this bag of fries is yours." โ€

"Hey, what kind of person are you and me, your brother is from an intelligence background!"

"Two packs." Poplar took out another bag and put it on the bed.

"Don't you know that those who are engaged in intelligence are very tenacious in willpower?"

"Three packs." Poplar took out another bag and put it on the bed.

"Cut, do you think I'm going to take a fancy to these chips?"

"Ten packs!" Poplar threw a pile directly on the bed.

"Thirty, okay, these potato chips are mine, I didn't expect to be able to exchange so many things at an age, it's really worth it!" Zhang Yaguang quickly picked up the potato chips on the bed one by one, and quickly hid them in his closet, as if he was afraid that Poplar would snatch the potato chips away.

Bai Yang was a little dumbfounded, and couldn't help but sarcastically: "Brother Yaguang, didn't you say that your willpower is very tenacious, could it be that ten packs of fries are gone?" โ€

"Hehe, you don't understand, I won't tell you the secret you should keep, no matter how many fries you give me, as for the secret that you don't have to keep, in fact, if you don't give me fries, I will tell you, of course, you are willing to do this wrong, you can't blame me." Zhang Yaguang said proudly.

Poplar was speechless for a moment, and he was the one who was wronged!

Although ten packets of potato chips were nothing to him, he couldn't swallow this bad breath.

He rolled his eyes, and suddenly asked with a smile, "Brother Yaguang, what are you doing hiding the potato chips in the cupboard?" โ€

"Hehe, my things, where are they hidden in the cabinet?" Zhang Yaguang asked with a smile.

"This guest is here, aren't you going to take it out and entertain it?" Poplar asked with a smile.

"Isn't there melon seeds? Enough for you to eat, don't be picky. Zhang Yaguang said with a smile.

"No, the melon seeds seem to be mine, right?" Poplar asked speechlessly.

Zhang Yaguang's old face turned red, and he said with a smile: "What's the difference between yours and mine, what to do so clearly." โ€

Bai Yang's eyes couldn't help but light up, and he said with a smile: "Brother Yaguang, this is what you said." โ€

"Uh, don't mess around!" Zhang Yaguang immediately stood in front of the wardrobe and said vigilantly.

Bai Yang smiled, took out a bag of potato chips casually, tore it open on the spot under the other party's unusually ugly face, grabbed a piece and chewed it twice in his mouth, and said with a smile: "Brother Yaguang, don't stand there, come and eat together, it's useless for you to stand there anyway." โ€

"Xiaobai, you're not interesting enough, it's illegal to use abilities indiscriminately, don't you know?" Zhang Yaguang said with a bitter face.

"Huh?" Poplar looked surprised and asked in surprise, "With such a thing, can't I use my abilities to take my own things?" โ€

"Ahem!" Zhang Yaguang hurriedly coughed awkwardly, and then said with a smile: "Of course it's okay to take your own things, but if you use them to steal, then you can't do it." โ€

"But I'm taking my own things." Poplar said with a pretended aggrieved look.

"Lying is not a good boy!" Zhang Yaguang glanced at Bai Yang suspiciously, then immediately turned around and reopened the wardrobe and carefully counted the potato chips inside.

When he found out that there was no shortage of potato chips, he was immediately embarrassed.

"Brother Yaguang, what are you doing?" Behind him, Poplar asked with a smile.

"Haha, I'm tidying up my clothes, what did I just say, yes, eating potato chips, right? I'm going to come and eat with you. Zhang Yaguang hurriedly closed the wardrobe again, turned around and said with a smile.

"Uh, Brother Yaguang, I'm sorry, I've already eaten up the potato chips." Poplar shook the bag of potato chips upside down, and said helplessly, in fact, the potato chips inside had already been put into the storage space by him.

Zhang Yaguang's eyelids trembled, and he said with a smile: "Don't you have a lot of them on you, don't you have to change another pack." โ€

"It's gone, it's really gone, the pack just now is already the last one." Bai Yang said with a bitter face, and then his eyes lit up, and he said with a smile: "Brother Yaguang, I have a way." โ€

"What's the solution?" Zhang Yaguang asked vigilantly.

Poplar pointed behind him and said with a smile, "Eat yours." โ€

"Hey, I said you kid has been digging a pit to make me jump, but I'm telling you, you must not have this idea, you can't always think about eating other people's, it's rude." Zhang Yaguang hurriedly shook his head and said with a smile.

Poplar was speechless, he finally understood that if a person is skinless, he is invincible and powerful.

He touched his nose and said with a wry smile: "Okay, you won, your slamming has won my respect, this is the reward for you." With that, he took out another packet of potato chips from the storage space and threw it over.

But what made him vomit blood in frustration was that after Zhang Yaguang took the potato chips, he didn't eat them, but smiled and hid them in the closet.

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"Brother Yaguang, you can't get in or out!" He said with a smile in his eyes.

"Haha, wrong, this is called adding up to a lot!" Zhang Yaguang said cheekily.

After a pause, he smiled again and said: "Xiaobai, don't be surprised, you must know that your brother and I will stay here for at least half a year, and these French fries of yours can be regarded as accumulating good deeds." โ€

Poplar was speechless, this excuse can be found so high, he was almost moved and wanted to directly take out tens of thousands of packs of fries and stuff the other party's dormitory.

Of course, he naturally didn't have so much stock on him, after all, he kept these snacks just in case, and he didn't plan to use them to open a commissary.

"Brother Yaguang, do you have a girlfriend?" He couldn't help but ask again.

"Didn't you say it, don't ask this topic, why did you ask again?" After Zhang Yaguang walked back to the bed and sat down, he said with a smile.

"Isn't this curious, you're thirty years old, didn't your parents force you to find a partner to marry quickly?" Poplar asked with a smile.

Zhang Yaguang shook his head with a wry smile, rolled his eyes and asked, "Thirty, is it very old?" โ€

"I know, you definitely don't have a girlfriend, otherwise you'll be talking about everything, it's not a secret that can't be said." Poplar said with a smile.

Zhang Yaguang's face suddenly fell, and he smiled bitterly: "Okay, even if you win, I really don't have a girlfriend, how about it, can you help me pull a red line this month?" โ€

"Brother Yaguang, you won't really delay your life's events for Sister Zhou, right?" Poplar asked with a smirk.

Zhang Yaguang's old face suddenly turned red, glared at Bai Yang, and said with a smile: "Don't be blind**, although I did have a crush on Zhou Yu, but it was all an old calendar, the reason why I don't have a girlfriend until now is that I haven't met the right person, understand?" โ€

Bai Yang's eyes rolled, and he immediately asked with a smile: "Brother Yaguang, what do you think of Mo Xin?" โ€

"Mo Xin, who?" Zhang Yaguang asked in surprise.

"It's the girl who came with me this time." Poplar said with a grin.

"What do you look like?" Zhang Yaguang asked.

"Haven't you seen it?" Poplar asked rhetorically.

"She's wearing protective clothing, and besides, what do I think she is doing at the meeting?" Zhang Yaguang rolled his eyes and asked.

Poplar touched his nose and said with a sneer, "It shouldn't be bad." โ€

"Cut, I'm not interested in seeing you say that." Zhang Yaguang waved his hand and said.

"Really, it's really not bad, at least it's still in good shape." Poplar said with a smile.

"Hey, the figure you're talking about can't be big breasts and big buttocks, right? This kind of figure is really good, but it's a pity that it's not your brother's dish, your brother mainly looks at people's faces. Zhang Yaguang chuckled, patted Poplar's shoulder and said.

"Brother Yaguang, don't say it, Mo Xin's breasts and ass are not bigยทยทยทยทยทยท"

I didn't want to wait for Poplar to finish speaking, suddenly a figure jumped out of the ground, and Poplar was immediately embarrassed when he saw this person.

I saw that Mo Xin was staring at the two people sitting on the bed chatting with anger at the moment, gritted his teeth and asked angrily, "Who do you say has big breasts and buttocks?" โ€