594 - What an interesting world (almost three chapters)

"Wouldn't it be bad to disturb your leader so late, what if your performance is deducted?"

In fact, he didn't expect bananas to be so expensive, maybe it has something to do with the fact that the transportation industry in this era has not yet developed.

And the gorilla said that he didn't like bananas, but in fact he ate happier than anyone else, before Neferten upheld the good tradition of Chinese not empty-handed to the door and was ready to buy a bunch of bananas to the leader of the orangutan, but before two hits were eaten by the orangutan, so he had to buy two more hangings, the price is probably enough to keep the most famous actress of this era for a month.

As for why he bought bananas, Nephilim's idea was simple...... The leader of the orangutan must be an orangutan, and even if it is not an orangutan, it must be a primate, a gibbon, a horse monkey or something, and there is no one who doesn't like to eat bananas.

"What is performance?"

In fact, the gorilla is also full of curiosity about the monkey master, although he knows that he is not smart enough, but he can be regarded as a little knowledgeable, but the style of the two people in front of him is something he has never seen at all, sometimes the words they say make the orangutan have a feeling that they can talk to aliens, occasionally there are two words he heard from the boss, but the boss said that those things are not possible until decades later.

"It's nothing, don't be so much, eat your bananas."

"Eating bananas is a curse in Cantonese." The monkey master ate a banana, chewed it in his mouth, and said vaguely: "But I'm afraid no one dares to let the gorilla eat the banana." ”

Nephilim nodded silently: "I really can't figure out how the aesthetics of the humans who fall in love with orangutans in the movie are distorted." ”

It seems that the most interracial ambiguity is this gang of Yankees, they don't seem to have the concept of reproductive isolation, what beautiful women fall in love with gorillas, disabled people fall in love with aliens, old widows fall in love with dogs and other plots are full of their hearts, okay, okay, even if it's a cultural difference, but this cultural difference is really a bit scary.

followed the orangutan to the front of a building, he walked to the front of the elevator and pressed the red button very ostentatiously, and while waiting, he turned his head with a strange expression and kept looking at the monkey and Nephili, that expression was like Nephilim when he was a child in the black Internet café to see those dead houses that played legends and accidentally played a verdict and then clicked on the equipment bar and shook twice as long as someone passed by.

"This is an invention of the BOSS, it is different from the radio, the BOSS said that this can be used in an instant in the future, no matter how far away it is, it is more like a phone without a rope. If it becomes widespread, it may change the way the whole world lives. ”

"That's right, mobile phones are fun." Nephilian scratched his head: "But ......"

He didn't finish his words, after all, this is a pioneer, the size of this cordless phone has caught up with the computer host, judging from the cast iron wrapped on the outside, there are as many as two hundred catties, and there is no display screen at all, only a red button, to be honest...... It's not even as good as a radio. What's more, the mobile phone is not something that can be unscrupulous with two terminals, what about the base station? What about satellites? What about the processing center? Systems engineering, old iron, systems engineering! Although Nephilim is too far from the monkey master in terms of science, has he never eaten pork and never seen a pig run?

Soon, there was a murmur from the huge mobile phone, and then a voice that had been distorted to look like it came from a voice changer came out of it: "Are you drinking again?" ”

"No...... I don't, boss! ”

"Your bounty has been ruined by you! Hurry up and get down. ”

"I ...... I brought two friends with me. The gorilla glanced at Nephilim and the monkey with a difficult expression: "The boss is actually very good at talking...... Really ......"

"Yes, yes, very talkative." Nephilim nodded helplessly: "You tell him that if you don't open the door again, the banana will be eaten." ”

I don't know if I heard Nephilim's voice or a banana, but the honest chain elevator suddenly moved, and then a large hanging basket that only appeared in horror movies slowly fell in front of them.

When the orangutan saw it, he warmly beckoned the two of them to come in, and then kept sniffing his body inside, apparently for fear that his boss would find out that he had drunk.

The elevator kept falling, although the speed was slow, but the time was so long, it took about five minutes, so the preliminary estimate is that this guy's base is about fifty meters underground.

With a bang, the monkey felt a sudden shock to the soles of his feet, and then the elevator came to a complete stop, and the gorilla manually pulled open the iron fence and led them into a dark corridor.

The hallway was long, with only a few dim incandescent lights on it, and with the musty smell of dampness, it was a very oppressive place.

At the end, there was a heavy iron door, even a guy like a gorilla with a lot of strength had to use all his strength to break open this door, and when he was about to walk in, he suddenly turned back to the monkey master and said: "It is all high-tech that is not available in this era, you must be careful not to touch it casually." ”

High technology...... Are you kidding, in this era when calculators were not born, how high can the technology be? Is there really Frankenstein who can't do it?

After entering the gate, the scene inside was as expected by the monkey master, showing a steampunk style, all kinds of strange and bulky machinery and an inexplicable sense of backwardness, giving the monkey a sense of inexplicable joy.

"Don't touch! Don't touch! ”

"Whatever." Nephilian patted a machine next to him: "Isn't it just a particularly rudimentary lathe, the old guys when I was in technical school were more advanced than this." ”

The monkey master was stunned: "You still went to a technical school?" ”

"Ang, I dropped out of school in three months, and the girl in it looks worse than an orangutan."

"Are you stupid, who told you to go to a technician class, to a beauty salon class." Master Monkey's smile was ill-intentioned: "There are many girls there." ”

"yes, I should have studied beauty and hairdressing." Nephilim seemed to think of something sad: "My original goddess was in the beauty salon class, but she was robbed by the boss of the auto repair class. ”

"You weren't a powerful person back then, were you?"

"." Nephilim seemed a little annoyed and angry: "If Lao Tzu had been at that time, I would have to kill them!" I saved money and bought a Mickey Mouse bag to give to her, and she went out to play with the little three in the auto repair class on her back, you talk about it. ”

The monkey master sighed and touched Nephiten's head: "Sympathize with you." ”

"Roll the calves!"

The orangutan listened to their conversation next to him, his face was full of black question marks, and he felt uncomfortable if he didn't understand, but he was too embarrassed to ask, so he had to stand next to him as a human flesh background board, looking stupid.

At this time, there was a sound not far away, and then a wheelchair slowly appeared around the corner, and on the wheelchair sat a weak little girl who did not talk like her, with brown-red hair and a few freckles on her face, not ugly, but her eyes were quite sharp.

“BOSS。”

When the gorilla saw her appear, he immediately turned into a good baby, slowly walked behind her and helped her push the wheelchair in front of the monkey master, and then began to introduce: "Boss, these two are my new friends, and they want to join us." ”

"Orangutans! Are you sick? Are you here when we are in the dustbin? Who are you going to bring here? ”

The monkey master whistled, smiled and said to the orangutan, "Very kind, huh? ”

The orangutan bowed his head in embarrassment: "No, not what you think. ”

"What are you whispering! Orangutan, you're drinking again! I told you, you can't drink casually, your blood pressure is very abnormal, you can burst your blood vessels at any moment, I don't want to take care of a crippled orangutan! You'd better be restrained, or I'll send you to the zoo. ”

The monkey man lit a cigarette, sat on the workbench next to him, smoked a cigarette and smiled without saying a word.

But as soon as he sat down, the girl suddenly screamed: "You come down! That's my tip 800! ”

The monkey master was stunned for a moment, and took out a stick from behind him: "This? ”

This thing is very ugly, and it has copper wire wrapped around it, and at first glance it looks like a curling iron, and it doesn't look like a so-called tip at all, and if you throw it on the street, you can only buy scrap metal.

"Rough man, put it down! It's dangerous! ”

The girl was excited to pounce, but her feet were unimaginably weak, and she was about to fall if she struggled slightly, but fortunately Nephilim stood next to her and was quick with one hand.

"Hey, little girl, you're too impulsive." The monkey carefully observed the curling iron in his hand for a while: "You are going to get a Tesla radiation coil." ”

The principle of this thing is quite simple, and the monkey can see it by looking at it casually, this principle is a miniature version of the electromagnetic tower in the red alert, and he probably wants to make a remote discharge thing.

But ah...... This thing is really unrealistic, first of all, the user must insulate the whole body, otherwise the operation of electricity, the first thing is to electrify the user into polio. Secondly, its range is really limited, and even if she completes it, the range does not exceed five meters, and this distance is more effective with a machete. Finally, to use this thing, it must be equipped with a direct current pulse, otherwise it must be used with alternating current...... At best, it's an electric baton or a welding machine.

"The idea is good, but the technology in your hand can't solve the problem of pulses, there is a system engineering involved here, I can modify it for you, how about making this thing hot quickly?"

Nephilim laughed...... People want to make weapons, but the monkey master can transform people into boiling water with one mouth. But it's also good that in terms of current technology, boiling water is much more practical than being a weapon.

The little girl listened to the monkey master's words, but calmed down, and then took out a small notebook from her arms: "Then you look at this formula." ”

The monkey master glanced at it and nodded: "This formula is right, and your direction is also right." But you get one thing wrong, you look here. ”

As he spoke, he took the notebook and began to write on it with a pen, and after a while, he wrote a full piece of paper, and the little girl's eyes didn't blink, she was staring at what the monkey master wrote the whole time, and then asked her own questions from time to time, but for the monkey master...... It's all too simple, although engaging in science is his sideline, but he is really a bigwig in the scientific world, and he is a god who can solve formulas for Xiaohong's level of artificial intelligence, so it's really not a big problem to educate a folk scientist.

"So, as long as this value is solved, then the next thing is the problem of material technology, why do I say that your direction is wrong, it is because you want to be crooked, or a little crooked skill tree, you have to go in the direction of discharge, this will definitely not work, it is better to go in the direction of high temperature vibration."

"I should ...... about energy storage"

"Oh, look here......"

The two of them got carried away in their discussions, and forced the orangutan and Nephilim to hang aside. And the orangutan didn't expect that the boss who was fierce just now was now sitting next to her like a primary school student and being in class, you must know that she has always been known as a genius, known as a genius that no one can surpass in this era.

"Don't look at it, you can't learn his tricks to flirt with his sister." Nephilian didn't know when he had an extra bottle of whiskey in his hand: "Old wine, will it come?" ”

The orangutan couldn't walk when he saw the wine, but he looked at the little girl cautiously, and was very worried, and when Nephilian saw him, he shook his head and said, "Don't worry, no one will care what you do in two hours." ”

Sure enough, after drinking a meal, the monkey master's side was not over, and it was not until about three hours later that the monkey master threw the notebook that could no longer be written back into the little girl's arms: "The follow-up calculation is too large, you must not be able to do it alone, why don't I give you an idea, you find some powerful people to come together." ”

At this moment, the monkey suddenly heard a singing voice, he poked his head out to take a look, and found that Nephilten had a tape recorder there to play the song, and the gorilla was dancing next to him, African dance, the kind that looked like a thief.

"They're afraid they've drunk too much." The monkey master pointed and said, "Your monkey is dancing." ”

The little girl also looked over, and at this glance her face was immediately full of anger, and she grabbed the wrench and shook the wheelchair and rushed over to shine on the orangutan's skull. This completely woke up the gorilla, and after he found out his state, he immediately crouched in the corner of the wall without saying a word, facing the wall without saying a word.

"Silly monkey!" The little girl gritted her teeth: "Are you trying to make me angry?" ”

"Oh......" The orangutan replied with his head down, "I'm sorry......"

The monkey master pursed his lips, didn't care about the orangutan, walked straight to the chair and sat down, and said to Nephilim, who was dozing off with his head hanging down next to him, "Isn't this organization a little too simple?" ”

"I think it's good, I always wanted to raise a monkey when I was a kid."

"Why did I ask you this?"

Forget it, the monkey master saw that he was drunk, so he didn't say anything, but looked at the little girl who was quietly peeling bananas and eating sulking: "The monkey said you are A-grade?" ”

"Yes." The little girl said it on her back, but by looking at the muscles in her neck, she knew that she was swallowing bananas: "I'm one of the few A-class agents." ”

"It's good, A-level should be very strong." The monkey master glanced up at the mottled ceiling: "Why do you live here?" ”

"Because humans hate it." The little girl turned her head slowly: "Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, those humans are annoying. ”

"It's okay, I'm more annoying than you think." The monkey master turned around in the chair: "What is the approximate level of A-level?" Can you show me? ”

The little girl was still a little hesitant, and she didn't seem to want to show her ability in front of strangers, but when she thought that the monkey master had just taught her a lot of things, and it was not an exaggeration to say that she had opened a door for her, so she didn't think much about it, but slowly levitated, floating in the air as if there was no gravity.

"Why do you use a wheelchair to fly?"

"Because I don't like to be treated like a monster." The little girl smiled and stretched out her hand to the monkey master.

"Hey! Don't ......"

Before the monkey master could stop her, she suddenly fell from the air with a whoop, but fortunately, the monkey master's attention was on her, and he just stretched out his hand and lifted her back into the air: "It's not like this when you want to find death." ”

"You ......"

The little girl looked at the monkey master with a surprised face, just now she just wanted the monkey master to experience her own strength, but she didn't expect that the moment she just thought about it, not only did her strength disappear completely, but even seemed to have a terrible force passing by her.

"Be careful next time, you're almost dead and can't die again."

This is not to scare people, the monkey master is in a state of full sealing for the holy war, and the inferior ability will release his ability to be counterattacked by the powerful person, the monkey master does not believe that this weak little guy can withstand his own counterattack, if he didn't collect it quickly just now, the girl is afraid that she will become an atom.

"You're S-class?"

"I don't have a rank...... "Master Monkey took her down from the sky and put her back in the wheelchair, "But it's true that you were in danger just now." ”

The little girl was silent for a while, then raised her head and looked at the monkey master: "You must be S-class!" ”

"I don't want to be bound by this kind of mass hierarchy, you can call me a turtle grandson."

Nephilim suddenly raised his head and said vaguely: "Don't talk about chickens, civilized you, me and him." ”

"In the same way, don't move this guy." The monkey master pointed at Nephilim: "He is similar to me, I told the orangutan before, I can help you complete the task, but you have to help me find someone." ”

"Looking for someone?"

"Yes, a guy who is addicted to this world." The monkey master frowned: "How is it?" Is it a deal? ”

The little girl looked up at this enigmatic person, and thought for a long time, now she can't tell whether the monkey master is a good person or not, but judging from his ability, he doesn't need to lie to himself at all, thinking about it, she finally nodded: "But I have a request, you want to be my teacher." ”

"I'm a man." Master Monkey suddenly laughed: "I'm not interested in being a teacher, but if you don't understand something, you can smell me." ”

"My name is Imola, Italian."

"Oh, you call me a monkey."

"Monkey ......," she subconsciously looked at the orangutan who had fallen asleep in the corner.

"No, no, no, it's not that kind of monkey." Master Monkey shook his head very seriously: "Don't think too much. ”

In the next few hours, Master Monkey chatted with this little girl whose mind was clearer than that of an orangutan, I don't know how many times clearer, about the various components of this world and further understanding this strange world.

Most of the time, the monkey is asking, and the little girl is answering, but this question-and-answer mode is not annoying, because Imola finds that the person in front of him is like a bottomless pit, and many of his questions are common sense, but as long as he answers a point, he can expand to the whole aspect by himself, not so much that he is answering the world for him, but that he is analyzing the world for himself.

"Are your legs natural?"

"I was born with crippled legs, but that's okay, I don't need to walk at all." After getting acquainted with the monkey master, Imola is no longer in a wheelchair, but is suspended in mid-air, flying around like an elf: "My speed is the fastest of all agents, I am just used to pretending to be an ordinary person." ”

While they were chatting, the alarm in the room suddenly went off, Imola glanced at it, then floated to a typewriter, looked at the paper that was automatically typed out inside, and then frowned and said to the monkey master: "We didn't have so many tasks before, but during this time, the frequency of this monster is too high, and it is stronger and stronger every time, this time I have to go into battle myself." ”

"Oh? Want to help? ”

"Thanks, that's my job."

The monkey master, who was politely refused, didn't say anything, just watched Imola float away, but he thought about it and finally followed, after all, Imola's so-called high speed was not even a fart in his eyes.

Of course, it is not a speed in his eyes, but in the eyes of others, it is a god-like speed, after the monkey master followed Imola to the designated place, he saw that the agents around him looked at Imola as if he saw a savior.

"Lord Imola! You're finally here. ”

A bald man walked up to Imola, who was floating in mid-air, and looked at her with almost reverent eyes: "This time we are in big trouble, we seem to have encountered an invisible enemy and suffered heavy losses. ”

In fact, he didn't need to say it, the person who fell on the ground was already very revealing, so Imola didn't say much, just looked around slowly, and then came to the cordon.

The place was already close to the city, and if such a near-invisible creature was allowed to approach the crowd, it would lead to a massacre, so Imola had to concentrate on dealing with it, and it was bound to keep the guy out of the city gates.

"It's just fast." The monkey master had already seen the so-called invisible enemy in the distance, and yawned long: "This speed...... It's too slow. ”

Yes, that invisible enemy is a slow-motion little reptile in the eyes of Monkey, but from the outside, that guy is quite distinctive, like a fly, which reminds Monkey of a Japanese movie......

After Imola entered the defensive circle, the fly immediately noticed her, and then attacked Imola like lightning, but at the moment when it was about to attack her, Imola suddenly turned around to avoid the attack, and I don't know when a stone flew up on the ground and smashed firmly on the fly's body, until it stopped moving, and appeared in the air.

"I hate flies the most." Imola crossed her arms and said with a look of disgust: "It's disgusting. ”

"Assert ......"

"Cards!"

The monkey snapped his fingers, and the time of the world suddenly stopped, after which he jumped off the roof and walked in front of the fly. When the wheel was round, his hand went up with a slap and a kick: "Where did you learn this kind of sloppy laughter!" Lao Tzu hates people who laugh like this the most. ”

This slap knocked out all the teeth of the fly, and then the monkey thought about it, and stuffed the fly's teeth back into his mouth from the ground, and then returned to the roof of the building.

"One time, two times, the beginning."

Time returned to normal again, and the laughter of the flies continued to echo, but this time it didn't laugh twice, and its mouth began to spray teeth, and after spraying teeth, it sprayed blood, and its face was a wonderful mess.

It covered its face and watched its surroundings vigilantly, full of shock, and Imola was also confused, she hadn't done anything yet...... I don't know why this guy started spurting blood on his own and losing a lot of teeth.

Both sides on the field were stunned, but the agents around them were excited, and the picture in their eyes seemed to have changed to that Lord Imola hadn't even moved just now, and the difficult guy on the other side had already been beaten with blood.

"Sure enough, I still want Lord Imola to come out, such a little monster is really not worth mentioning in front of Lord Imola."

"Yes, yes, I wish I had let her come earlier."

"It's a pity that our partner ......"

The whispering in the back made Imola even more confused, didn't she know what she had done? Don't...... This fly is sick itself?

"I'm going to kill you! I'm going to rip your intestines out! ”

The fly monster screamed, and rushed towards Imola like crazy, and suddenly the sand and rocks flew on the field, and the sky and the earth were cracking, and Imola was cold, and actually lost the crazy fly, and then she felt a strong force hit her body, and she was knocked to the ground alive after a sharp pain.

But she didn't hesitate, she reacted quickly, quickly got up and rushed towards the fly, and the two high-speed flying objects began to hit each other continuously, and the piercing sonic boom made the people around them have to squat on the ground with their hands over their ears and grow their mouths.

Gradually, Imola found that she couldn't seem to hold on, although the speed of the two sides was about the same, but physically speaking, Imola was a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl.

And as soon as she was distracted, a deep wound appeared on her waist, and the sudden pain stopped her movements, and it was such a hard work, the fly seized the opportunity, and the spikes of its hands stabbed directly at Imola's chest, so fast, lightning.

"It's over...... It seems that they can only die together. With a twist of Imola's wrist, a transparent thorn grew out of her wrist, directly meeting the blow that killed her, intending to burn the jade.

But just when she closed her eyes and was about to make the final blow, suddenly an inexplicable coercion appeared from her side, she quickly opened her eyes only to find that only a black shadow flashed by her side, and then the black shadow hit the fly, and the fly instantly turned into a handful of stenching flowers in mid-air......

It's just broken.

Imola steadied her figure, looking at the flies that had turned into shards, but she couldn't find the black shadow just now.

There were cheers behind her, and Imola turned her head, only to blink a few times inexplicably.

"Quick, Imola is injured!"

The paramedics quickly greeted him, but Imola just shook her hand and turned away.

After returning to the basement, she covered the wound on her waist and floated in front of the monkey master: "Just now...... Is that you? ”

Master Monkey had just changed his Tesla ring to electric welding, and was inputting something on an aluminum plate, and he didn't even look back after hearing her words: "You can't be distracted in high-speed combat, what were you thinking just now." ”

"I ......"

Master Monkey waved his hand: "Go find a drunk guy, he has a way to cure you." ”

Imola didn't dare to ask, but came to Nephilim, who was drunk, and then saw the wound on her waist that was still dripping blood, and said in her mouth: "Evil, beautiful little girl." ”

After saying that, with a wave of his hand, a stream of dust floated out, but the dust did not disperse but went straight to Imola's wound, and then Imola felt that his wound quickly stopped, and then it actually healed like this.

"That's ...... What the? ”

"Oh......" Nephilim said drunkenly, "nanobots, there were about three billion nanobots that repaired your body just now. ”

What nanometers, what robots, what three billion, Imola couldn't understand any of them, but when she was about to ask, Nephilim had already lowered her head and snored......

Kook! Both are weirdos!

Imola immediately sensed that neither of the two men in front of her was right, and then ...... She found that her legs were able to exert strength, and she slowly fell back to the ground, and after getting used to it for a while, she staggered to her feet.

"I ...... Able to walk? ”

She exclaimed, and the monkey master turned his head to look at it, pouting: "Nanobots are a kind of medical robots for carbon-based life on the battlefield in the future, Leviathan is original, they can quickly repair the physiological indicators of carbon-based life, reconstruct all necrotic tissues, simply put, as long as they don't die, they can recover as before, and they don't leave scars." ”

Make move...... What nano, what robot, what carbon-based life, what Leviathan, what doesn't leave a scar......

With more and more terms she didn't understand, Imola felt like she was going crazy.

She didn't ask, but sat in a wheelchair and thought for a long, long time before she dared to open her mouth and ask, "How strong are you?" ”

Master Monkey tilted his head and thought about it: "Don't worry about it, we are just a trading relationship, we will help you complete the task, and you will come to find someone." ”

"I ...... Got it. ”

Sure enough, in the days that followed, Imola didn't follow the monkey master and their origins, but compared to the monkey master, she thought that another guy who seemed to be smiling all day was even more amazing, that person could make everything she could think of, everything! And comparatively speaking, the guy named Nephilim is easier to get along with, and can even be said to be kind.

"Don't look at that guy like this, he belongs to a typical knife-mouthed tofu heart." Nephilim sat on the balcony of the apartment and chatted with Imola: "After being together for a long time, he is very likable, especially like women. ”

"Why?" It's been a long time since Imola has been in the sun, and she has forgotten how lazy the warm sun is: "Shouldn't you be more likable?" ”

"Because I'm not reliable, he's more reliable than me." Nephilim handed the orangutan a banana: "And what I do has no longevity, and my temperament is erratic." ”

"Reliable...... What is the meaning? ”

"It's reliable." Nephilim glanced at the monkey who was cooking in the kitchen: "He forced you to move out of the basement, right, he actually doesn't want to see you live in that kind of place." ”

Imola pursed her lips and muttered, "I'm used to it." ”

"There's something wrong with him." Nephilim smiled: "I just like to impose my will on others, I'm used to it, domineering president." ”

"Alright, what's going on with the person you're looking for?"

"I'm ......" Imola hung her head, "I'm afraid I can't do it alone, but we'll have a meeting at the headquarters in a few days, and I'll see what the heads of other regions have to say." ”

"Be quick." Nephili's expression suddenly became serious: "I'm afraid that guy won't be able to hold on." ”

"Who? He? Imola pointed to the back of the monkey master.

"Nope." Nephilim shook his head: "A person who has an agreement with me." ”