Chapter 277: I, Joker, Fight Batman (3)
"Poison ivy, freeze, scarecrow, okay, so many people are almost there."
One night later, during the day, in the bustling city of Gotham, a large number of dangerous people gathered in a room.
The clown in the white night's pretense.
Harley Quinn.
Bain.
Death knell.
Death shooter.
Two-faced.
Poison ivy.
Frozen man.
There was also a scarecrow who didn't seem to spread fear at all, but was frightened himself, and shrunk a little.
He is different from the Two-Faced Man, the Poison Ivy Woman, and the Frozen Man, who are suspicious of the identity of the clown in front of him.
The scarecrow knew that the clown in front of him was pretending to be White Night.
That's why he seemed a little cringe.
He has not forgotten what happened in the "Bai Enbei Medical Research Center".
"Then, I announce that the Special Squad to Save Batman has been officially established, and the purpose of our squad is to save Batman and not make him a Joker. Because of Gotham City, there can only be one Joker! Bai Ye said in an extremely impassioned tone, "That's me!" So, let's kill that Joker in the center of the Bat's head, he only deserves to be Batman! ”
"Bang Bang!"
As always, Harley Quinn was the only one who cheered.
"Hey, I'm your boss, I need your applause, thank you." Bai Ye looked at Deathstroke and the others dissatisfiedly.
Knell and Deathshooter looked at each other helplessly and began to applaud.
Bane also applauded, and Bai Ye's face must be given.
All three were wearing masks anyway - no one else could see the expressions on their faces.
The scarecrow also began to applaud with great eyes.
Then only the Two-Faced Man, the Poison Ivy Woman, and the Freeze Man remained.
"Do you have to applaud?" Poison ivy asked, reluctantly—in every sense.
Whether it's joining this messy squad, what to do next, or clapping right now.
"We're doing something big, we need a warm opening and a passionate spirit, how can you make your blood boil if you don't applaud? How to do big things in the future? ”
With a wave of his hand, Bai Ye said a bunch of crooked reasoning that even Harley Quinn could not praise with a clear conscience.
"I'm sorry, but even if I applaud, I can't get excited." The Frozen Man said.
"Oh, you don't." White Nights is very generous.
Both Poison Ivy and Two-Faced were very painful and symbolically slapped twice.
Gotham City, sure enough, not even a clown is the best!
"Then, please listen to my plan." After the applause, Bai Ye said with satisfaction, "To put it simply, let you do your old job. ”
"The old business?"
The two-faced man asked, "Trial?" ”
"Forget your previous job as a prosecutor, Harvey." Bai Ye didn't mind poking this guy's scar at all, "It's your old job after you became a supervillain." ”
"That's a judgment, too."
Two-Face said.
"Study the plants and kill a few damn humans by the way."
"Study human fears and kill a few cowards by the way."
"Study how to cure my wife."
The next three people also said their "old business".
"Why should I invite these four guys to join me in my great plan?" Bai Ye asked with a serious look at Bane.
Bane looked confused—I don't know, I'm still confused, I don't know what you're going to do.
"Alright, sober up."
Bai Ye said to the four of them, "Is this your old business?" Your old business is a crime! Is it your old job to kidnap some people, wait for Batman to save them, and then get beaten up and put them in jail or an insane asylum? ”
The four of them looked at each other, and they were eager to refute.
However, I don't know if this is true or not, what the messy clown said makes so much sense.
All along, they seem to have been doing something like that.
"I suddenly feel so sad."
"Life suddenly loses its meaning."
"What's the point of living, I might as well die."
Some very depressing words reached the ears of everyone.
The two-faced man turned his head helplessly and looked at Bai Ye, who was pretending to be talking behind their backs: "Can we get straight to the point?" There is a certain risk that we are plotting here like this. ”
Bai Ye walked out and said, "Don't worry, there is no risk." ”
"Come on, whether you're a joker or not, it seems like you've forgotten about Batman's sudden appearance in front of you?" Two-Face said.
"First of all, this is your experience."
"Because I've always taken the initiative to lure Batman into appearing in front of me, and secondly, I said that there is no danger because, it's daytime!" ”
“……”
It makes sense that in Gotham City, Batman is rarely seen during the day.
Unless something really big happens.
"So we have at least 15 hours to plot slowly." Bai Ye said.
"Okay."
"So, what do you need us to do, to do what you call your 'old business'?" ”
"Yes." Bai Ye said.
"What's the point? Let's take a few people and kidnap them, and then force Batman out - are you going to kill Batman? Twin Charming asked.
"If I want to kill Batman, I'll drop a nuclear bomb directly on Gotham City."
Bai Ye looked proud, "Where do you need such trouble?" ”
“……”
Many villains who don't have a nuclear bomb can only obediently shut up, this is a hardware gap that they can't make up.
"Well, what you have to do is very simple. It's kidnapping people, creating all kinds of trouble for Batman, making him run from point A to point B, and then from point B to point C, running wild in Gotham City all night, after a long, RPG-like mission, and then having him appear in front of you—"
"Let's get him up again and throw him in an insane asylum for psychotherapy!" The two-faced man interrupted Hakuya's words with an excited expression.
And his proposal was widely endorsed.
Even Bane nodded.
It's the two people of Death Bell and Death Shooter, who are relatively calm.
"No, think about it with half your normal brain, that will only speed up the birth of clown bats." White Night looked at the two-faced man with a look of disdain, and at the same time glanced at the group of approving fools.
"I just-in-the-way."
The two-faced man said curtly, and the warm atmosphere on the field was completely suppressed by Bai Ye's "look at the paramecium eyes".
"Next, it's Batman who rescues the hostages and beats you up."
"The day-to-day process, except that this time you have to join forces, so it will be relatively complicated, and Batman's situation will be extremely bad."
"It looks—at least it looks like it's extremely life-threatening."
"But for you, it's easier to get the old way."
"Why are we doing this old business?" Poison ivy asked.
As a lady, he was beaten up by Batman very rarely.
Basically, when Batman gets rid of her plants, and Poison Ivy herself shows no resistance, Batman won't do anything to her.
From this point of view, very gentlemanly.
Harley Quinn is similar.
Even if she smashes Batman with a baseball bat, the treatment she gets is usually only to take the baseball bat away and then be locked up by Batman.
Of course, this is because both of them have relatively weak "hand-to-hand combat abilities".
It allows Batman to subdue the two in a way that does relatively little harm to them.
If it were a super dangerous assassin like Siva, Batman would not have any hands, otherwise, the person who was defeated would make Batman himself.
"Why, to hone Batman, of course." "As he continues to 'complete tasks,' his actions remind him that he's Batman, not the Joker, and stick to his heart." ”
In the same way, some inevitable acts of violence can bring out the dark side of Batman's heart and push him into the abyss of the Joker. It's called trauma therapy in medicine......"
"What if he can't take it?"
The two-faced man asked.
I'm not stupid in doing it, and I can basically understand the approach of the "clown".
But there is one of the most serious problems.
This method of "forcing potential" was originally a tightrope walk and was built on Batman's fierce conditions.
Although everyone unanimously admits that Batman is fierce, what if he turns black during the mission - or, if he can't restrain himself a little and kills them?
"Don't worry."
"Because all hostages are special, if Batman doesn't hold back and kills you, they will be responsible for stopping Batman." ”
"If Batman is really so sick that even these people have to do it, then it proves that he is hopeless, and I will start Plan B at that time."
No one asks what Plan B is.
"So, who are those hostages?" Freeze asked.
Special hostages?
"Look at the big screen"
Bai Ye said that the place where they were was was actually a conference room.
Following his words, Harley Quinn operated.
Soon, everyone saw the legendary special hostage:
Everybody's familiar old fellow, Director Gordon.
Catwoman, who has an unclear relationship with Batman.
In addition, it is Robin, and the former Robin, who has left Gotham and is now working as a film cop in Brughhaven Nightwing!
"Forget Gordon, these three people, are they really suitable to be hostages?" The scarecrow asked.
There is no doubt that these people will stop Batman from killing people.
However, Catwoman, Robin, and Nightwing are dangerous in themselves, okay?
It's not easy to kidnap them.
"Yes, because I told them all." Bai Ye said, "Well, come in, three." ”
The door was pushed open, and three hostages entered.
The two-faced people were dumbfounded.
The Joker can actually cooperate with the people of the Batman family, and against Batman?
"So, I ask one last time, is there anyone who wants to quit the program?" Bai Ye asked.
"Nope."
Quit?
It's all at this point, and only a fool will quit.
This is a big event that affects the whole of Gotham City, and "no one is spared" unless they leave Gotham City as soon as possible.
Then I also have to pray that Batman, who has turned black into a Joker, will not come to their trouble on a whim one day.