Chapter 221: The First Joke in the Three Realms

Who would have thought that as soon as Sour Laoxi and Niu Struggle returned to the store, they found that a group of old acquaintances had come to the house.

Xie Fei came, He Peng, who hadn't seen him for a long time, also came, and Ning Yiyu and her father also came.

The first thing they said when they saw Niu Struggle was: "Who beat you?" ”

The cow struggle is also blind, how can this group of people pinch it. Later, I learned that they all knew about the situation through a video reprinted on the Internet titled "Unscrupulous Old Man Whipped Rural Teenager for Seizing the Square, Is It a Distortion of Human Nature or a Moral Degradation". However, the appearance of Niu Struggle in the video is already full of blood, and it can't be seen really, but the sound is like, but they know Sour Lao Xi, and they hurried over when they saw the video.

As a result, seeing that Niu Struggle was really beaten lightly, He Peng, who had a hot temper, was about to break outside without saying a word, which greatly moved everyone.

But it's really hard to explain anything to them, so I have to be vague, saying that it was a misunderstanding.

Boss Ning didn't give up: "No, it's too arrogant, don't worry, I've already said hello to the above, I must not let go of that person easily, I have hired a lawyer, no matter what background he has, we are not afraid!" ”

Ning Yiyu also said: "Yes, how can you let the teacher suffer such a big loss, and he is not finished!" ”

Niu Struggle's expression was embarrassed, and he said in his heart: People's backgrounds are all over the sky, please ask the lawyer to have a bird.

It was still Xie Fei who understood the people of the Tea Society, walked up to Niu Struggle, and asked in a low voice: "What is the origin of that old man, you are not like a master who can suffer!" ”

Niu Zhan naturally couldn't explain it to him, but just covered his face and said: "Several bosses, I understand your kindness, it's really a misunderstanding, you see, why don't you let me sew my face first!" ”

"Then let's go to the hospital!"

"No, just let Qingqing help deal with it, there is equipment in the store."

"Oh, my big boss, I can sew, but we don't have anesthetic," Guo Qingqing said.

"What kind of anesthetic do you want, sew it directly, Mr. Xie, you can help entertain it, and I'll go up and deal with it."

There was no way, he couldn't beat his boss, and in the end, Guo Qingqing could only do it himself, and he had more than a dozen stitches in a row, but he didn't expect that the cow struggle pit didn't make a sound.

When he finished dealing with it, a group of people were still waiting anxiously, of course, the anxiety was limited to those who didn't know the truth, Bai Feng and Xiao Po looked at the video from the scene, covered their mouths and snickered, and secretly picked their thumbs.

After simply sitting with the guest for a while, everyone saw that he was absent-minded, thinking that he was in a bad mood after being beaten, so he had to say goodbye with interest. In order not to anger the Heavenly Court, Niu Zhan warned them not to interfere.

When they were about to leave, Xiao Po Boy secretly said a word in Niu Struggle's ear, Niu Fen left Ning Yiyu's father alone and said: "Boss Ning, these days, you must not have conflicts with others, if you can bear it, you can bear it, let it go, remember, remember!" ”

"Brother, what do you mean?" Boss Ning knew that Niu struggled, how dare he take it seriously.

"I'm really sorry, I can't say it when it comes to heaven, but you must remember that you would rather give up your wealth!"

"Don't give up your life? That's what you mean? Boss Ning immediately understood, and his face changed abruptly.

Niu Zhan nodded, and said before the other party could speak: "Don't ask me if I have a way to crack it, if there is, I will tell you a long time ago, just remember my advice, if you can stay alive, even if you are lucky, understand?" ”

"Understood, thank you, brother, farewell!" Boss Ning didn't ask again, his face was heavy, and he hugged his fists and left.

After the guests were gone, Niu Zhan said to the little broken child, "How do I feel as if he knows what is going to happen?" ”

"Even if it's a catastrophe, as long as you give a reminder, the person concerned can find a little pattern, rest assured, since you have been vaccinated in advance, his life should be saved."

"I hope so!"

The rest are their own people, Guo Qingqing inexplicably struggled and said: "You are really good at this play, what are you trying to do, who is the old man who beat you, and you can act together with the old man?" ”

"How can you tell?" Bai Feng said in disbelief.

"Nonsense, wouldn't it be smart to stay with you old foxes all day?" Guo Qingqing said with a smile, she understands that she believes that Niu Struggle is a loss-making master, but she doesn't believe that Sour Laoxi will suffer a loss, and she doesn't believe it. So when she saw that video and saw Sour Lao Xi cooperating with the performance, she knew that what this old man and young were doing was definitely not a loss-making business.

"It's not that I don't want to tell you, it's just that even if you know, it's only bad for you," Niu Struggle comforted.

"That's okay, I don't have any curiosity, if you want to talk, go upstairs, there are many people downstairs."

A few people left Guo Qingqing and went to the back room upstairs, and a few people celebrated.

Especially Bai Feng, he was so happy that he jumped to his feet: "It's so awesome for you, oops, when I watched the video just now, I almost didn't get suffocated to death, my acting skills exploded, the dignified immortals were robbed by you and the magic weapon was stunned at all, this is going to get out, it is definitely the first joke in the Three Realms." ”

"Don't be happy, let's think about what to do with this divine whip!" Niu Struggle said worriedly.

"If you snatch it with your ability, it's your own, how can you deal with it, use it yourself" Bai Feng was full of bandit thinking, but he was not polite at all.

"That's not good, the only thing Mu Longweng relies on is this treasure, if we take it away, I'm afraid we will ruin his immortal journey," Sour Lao Xi said.

"Whatever, when he comes to ask for it, it's true that cow dung was beaten, don't forget, what is the identity of cow dung, he beat Xingjun, haha, this misunderstanding is deep, and it's even more lively."

As soon as Bai Feng reminded him like this, everyone remembered Niu Struggle's other identity, and suddenly relieved their hearts.

According to the plan, just after noon, the little broken boy set off.

But not long after he left, two strange guests came to the Dao Tea House, one was an old man in white with a blue nose and a swollen face, and the other was a rat-faced man wearing a hat.

As soon as she entered the door, before they could speak, Guo Qingqing, who was good at observing words and feelings, immediately recognized the old man in white, who was the old man who fought the bull in the morning, but she didn't expect that the old man seemed to end up worse, so she held back a smile and greeted her politely and said, "The two of you are here to find our boss, right?" ”

"Yes, please let me know," the rat-faced man in the hat replied politely.

"Boss, someone is looking for you!" Guo Qingqing shouted.

Upstairs, Bai Feng poked his head out, and at a glance he recognized that the people were Xu Sanye and Mu Longweng. I was stunned, and my heart said how did it come so quickly! But he didn't move, but picked up the broom and shouted: "Damn, dare to beat our boss, I'll fight with you!" ”

After speaking, he rushed down from the second floor and hit Mu Longweng.

Mu Long Weng almost cried, what's wrong with him today, why does anyone see him have to do it, he has been a god all his life, he hasn't seen anything, it's really an eye-opener today.

Fortunately, there was Xu Sanye, so he hurriedly grabbed it and whispered: "Bai Ye, my own people, don't fix this, right?" ”

"My own people, what my own people, don't you know that this old man beat my brother in the morning is called a miserable, I am not finished with him" Bai Feng's acting is called a natural.

Xu Sanye knew that this well-known hooligan in the underworld was pretending, but he couldn't break it yet. Because what they did was a natural opportunity, he didn't leak secrets, let alone Mu Long Weng, but he was still seen by others, and then set up a bureau to introduce Mu Long Weng into the set, and took the magic weapon, it seems to outsiders that it was an accident, this is the ability, they can't find a trace of fault, there is nothing to say.

The most important thing is that Mu Long Weng himself doesn't know whose face he threw that whip on, that is the Big Dipper Star Monarch, and his status is not much higher than him. Otherwise, with the status of Mu Long Weng as an orthodox immortal, how could he ask for such a small ghost as Xu Sanye.

Speaking of this, Xu Sanye was a little happy in his heart, in the past, the gods in the sky didn't look at them when they saw them, and today he can enjoy this kind of treatment, all of which were brought by the shopkeeper of the Huangquan Inn set up by the underworld in the world.

Therefore, don't look at Xu Sanye and Mu Longweng are here to apologize and ask for magic weapons, but they are fighting towards the cow in their hearts, after all, the Huangquan Inn is the property of their underworld, just like today, the inn has face, and these ghosts also have a long face. What Yin Emperor, what kind of immortal, can it be compared with the people of the underworld.

When Xu Sanye came, he secretly made up his mind in his heart, the matter of the Yin Emperor must be stirred up today. So seeing that Bai Feng was still acting, he also said cooperatively: "Master Bai, it's really a misunderstanding, the water washed the Dragon King Temple, and the family doesn't know the family." Yes, the cattle in your store are always wronged, so let's talk about how to compensate, right? Why don't you talk slowly and carefully in the house? ”

Bai Feng and Xu Sanye were friends, and they immediately understood the sound outside the strings, and said with a calm face: "Okay, let's talk in the house!" ”

(End of chapter)