Chapter 611 Girls Who Like Poke Poop
"Here, Buu, eat this."
Picking up the fat Buu whose eyes were spinning in circles, Xia Yu stuffed a fairy bean into his mouth.
"What is this? It's delicious! ”
Chewed the fairy beans and came back to life with full blood.
"Hehe, you know how to eat!"
Touching the fat Buu's bulging head, Xia Yu also smiled, so far the last Buu chapter of "Dragon Ball Z" has been turned over, but as soon as the main quest is not submitted by Xia Yu, it has partially touched the plot of "Dragon Ball Super", after all, Frieza became a golden Frieza at that time.
So I really hope to fight with that kind of Frieza, and send him to heaven by the way, which is all a beautiful paradise for a pure wicked person like him, no less than the worst hell.
"Mr. Xia, how is it?"
Sun Wukong, who was beaten out of the panda eye, limped over.
"It's over, it's time to go back after so many days."
In the original book, Sun Wukong did not break through to the second super match, but Sun Gohan defeated Shalu with his last highlight moment, and it is another thing to play self-destruct.
Therefore, Xia Yu's training is still effective, after all, it is extremely difficult to upgrade from Super Sai 1 to full power.
"Go back? I said when I was hungry. ”
"I'm hungry too."
Not to mention that it's okay, but when you say that Fat Buu is also hungry.
"Okay, in that case, I'll take you to eat a big household!"
"Huh~~"
In the setting sun, the figures of the three disappeared in an instant, and the next second appeared at Bulma's home in the Western Capital.
"Bulma, do you have anything to eat? We're all so hungry. ”
"Chirp~~~"
It seems that people in the Japanese comic will make such a sound, and looking at the fat man Bulma who gobbled up with Goku behind the dinner table, his eyes were full of suspicion.
"Mr. Xia, who is he? Fat is the same as a ball. ”
"What do you say about him? He's a good man, he escaped from the universe to Earth, but he has a bigger appetite, how about I put him here with you? It just so happens that you all have the surname Cloth. ”
The legendary Mr. Satan Xia Yu doesn't know him, so it is the best choice to entrust Fat Buu to the local tyrant Burma, and I believe that Fat Buu will never starve to death in her house.
However, the gods are all surnamed Bu, and Bulma is grinning on her face, and she doesn't know how to refuse such a starving ghost alien to live in her own home.
"Don't you be too busy refusing yet, aren't you going to listen to his skills?"
Seeing the reluctance on Bulma's face, Xia Yu turned the conversation and said mysteriously.
"What is he capable of?"
"Don't look at others, Wukong can fight a hundred by himself, you don't have the ability to protect yourself, as long as you use some food, you can accept such a bodyguard, it's just a blood loss!"
"What? Can he fight a hundred Goku alone? ”
Bulma's face was full of disbelief, and then the image of her directing this chubby creature to sweep across the earth and even the universe already came to her mind.
"This, so I reluctantly accept him."
Bulma was a little embarrassed when she said this.
"So be it!"
Patting Bulma on the shoulder, Xia Yu walked in the direction of Fat Buu, although he can also afford to raise Fat Buu, but for many considerations, it is better for him to stay in the Dragon Ball world.
Although he is only left with the good side now, he is still mentally unsound in the end, which is a defect in alchemy, which is completely different from the unsound of Fourteen Niang because he is too young.
"Buu, is it delicious?"
"It's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious."
After taking a large roasted elbow in one bite, Fat Buu answered Xia Yu's words while chewing.
"Do you want to eat like this every day?"
"Yes!"
Fat Buu said without hesitation that for Goku to eat and fight is just as important, but for him, nothing is more important than forced to eat.
"Would you like to be Miss Bulma's bodyguard in that case?"
Saying that, Xia Yu pointed to Bulma, who was smiling and waving his hand behind him.
"Huh?"
The action of chewing and swallowing stopped instantly, and Fat Buu's squinting eyes also widened and looked at Xia Yu, he didn't quite understand the meaning of this sentence.
"Buu, you don't quite understand the customs on the earth, everyone has to rely on their own labor to get food to support themselves, you see Wukong, he can eat so much that he has to drive a tractor to cultivate a large field to feed himself and his family."
"If you want to continue to eat such delicious things, it naturally takes labor, and this Miss Bulma is the legendary rich man, and she will work with her without worrying about not having enough to eat, and Goku and I will often come to see you when the time comes."
"So? Then Buu agreed, ahhhhhh
After learning about the traditions of the earth, Buu happily made the decision to continue the battle with Goku at the dinner table.
"Whew~~"
Finally arranged Fat Buu's "middle and late-aged" life, and if he brought it back to the research institute directly, Xia Yu was very skeptical that Dr. Groh would have the idea of slicing Fat Buou.
"Then you eat slowly, I'll go first, I will be on Earth for more than a year in the future, and anyone who wants to train can come to me at any time!"
Saying goodbye to everyone, jumping up slightly, and speeding up from the ground Xia Yu rushed to the sky, flying in the direction of the institute, it is true that he has only stayed here for about a year, and after completing the one-year appointment with Frieza, he will not leave the earth, but this world.
He didn't choose to teleport, but planned to fly back directly, every time he defeated a strong enemy, Xia Yu was the most relaxed, and now he enjoyed the tranquility of this battle.
Cutting through the void at high speed, although it did not leave a long trail cloud, it still disturbed the airflow, and when he raised his eyes and looked down, it was an endless beauty, especially in a small village in the lower right corner, a girl wearing two small winged hats squatting there was pooping with a tree branch that attracted Xia Yu's attention.
"What, what?"
Xia Yu, whose face changed suddenly, instantly came to the air and braked suddenly, and he missed this stubble by all means, "Dragon Ball" and "Aralei" are both works of Akira Toriyama, this terrifying little girl has made a cameo appearance in the "Dragon Ball" anime many times.
You must know that the worlds of funny comics and combat comics are completely different levels of existence, just like the difference between the normal world and the nonsensical world, but because of the author's bad taste, the two worlds are strangely connected together.
The ability to smash the earth in half with a single punch, the speed of a few Mach at will, and the legendary strongest blow.
"Huh?"
seemed to sense Xia Yu's gaze, Alalei, who was squatting there, raised her head and saw Xia Yu in mid-air.
"You~~~"
Countless golden energies instantly converged from the air, and then grew larger in Alalei's mouth, and the momentum was no less than the Turtle School Qigong under the full power of Sun Wukong's super one, this is the legendary...
"Good~~~Boom~~~"
The air torn by the pillar of crimson energy light shot towards Xia Yu, who had nowhere to hide in midair, is this the legendary "Hello Cannon"? As long as Alalei says a greeting like hello, she can launch an extremely powerful energy beam, which is an epic skill that the Sun family can't win against Bodu.
"Ah~~唰~~"
With his hands in front of him, the condensed regular force dispersed all the energy of this cannon behind him, and the panting Xia Yu looked back, there was no sound, but a few bright lights faintly appeared, and it seemed that several satellites in geosynchronous orbit were set off with fireworks.
It's really terrifying, no wonder Alalei can pinch and round Vegeta in the super blue state and hang it on the southeast branch, this TM is the strongest android, how does No. 17 and No. 18 compare to her? Maybe the earth doesn't need Saiyans to save it, just send Aralei to say hello to the villain.
"Oops, forgot again!"
Touching her head, Alalei seemed to remember that she couldn't greet people casually, but this uncle seemed to be very powerful, I don't know if he can block a hundred times the power? Thinking of this, Aralei opened her mouth again.
"You..."
"Huh~~"
Xia Yu, who teleported to the back of Alalei, directly covered her mouth.
"Little sister, let's talk well, hello has been beaten just now."
After saying this, Xia Yu felt that a cold sweat had appeared on his back, and he could still block it if he was a good cannon, but it was hard to say 100 times sincerely, and he didn't try it, after all, funny manga is even more unreasonable than combat manga.
This is also the reason why there has been no anime world in the world of film and television at the beginning, just talking about the three major migrant workers, they have different levels of strength, but they are all high-martial arts worlds, among which "Hokage" looks weak, and the people in it can't even fly, but they are all earth destroyers.
However, with Xia Yu's current level, it should be impossible to be killed in seconds, but you still have to be more careful.
"Who are you?"
Carefully let go of Alalei's mouth, only to see that her head was directly rotated 180 degrees and Xia Yu directly looked at her, if she was timid, she was afraid that she would have been scared to death! But Xia Yu still has this knowledge.
"Uncle, my surname is Xia, little sister, are you?"
Turning Alalei's head one hundred and eighty degrees back to the front of the body, Xia Yu turned her whole person around again, although she knew who she was, she still had to ask again.
"It turned out to be Uncle Xia, my name is Alalei, but Uncle Xia, why are you stepping on the stool?"
"Uh..."
Xia Yu lowered his head with some difficulty, looked at his feet, and saw that his right foot was so dead that he trampled on the pink poop that Alalei was playing with before.
The atmosphere seemed to be a little frozen, and Xia Yu didn't know what kind of emotions he should express at this moment, after all, he stepped on it himself, and he wanted to calm down for a while.
"Huh? Uncle Xia? ”
"Huh~~"
Xia Yu changed his clothes in an instant, and his previous clothes and shoes, along with the poop that had been destroyed, and the turf underneath all disappeared, and it seemed that he couldn't calm down.
"Aralei, uncle asks, do you know whose poop this is?"
"Ahh I know, it's the poop of the village dogs! ”
Okay, just if you have shit luck today, you can only comfort yourself like this, Xia Yu, who has regained his strength, looked around, this is a very ordinary small village and town, I didn't expect to meet the legendary Alalei here.
"Aralei, is this the legendary penguin village?"
"Hmmm! This is Penguin Village, and my house is not far away. ”
Pointing in one direction, Alalei said happily.
"Then Aralei, how about Uncle invite you to ice cream?"
A strawberry-flavored ice cream instantly appeared in Xia Yu's hand, and the shape and color looked like the poop he had just stepped on.
"Yes, yes, thank you, uncle."
I have to say that one of the very important reasons why Alalei likes to play with poop is that she likes to eat ice cream very much, but the pocket money that Dr. Senbei gives her every day is only enough to buy an ice cream, and after eating, she can only play with poop with a very similar shape to "satisfy her hunger".
"Hey~~Hey~~"
Stretching out her little tongue, Alalei licked the ice cream one by one, and the whole person was very happy.
"Yada, you're done!"
"Then do you want to go home with your uncle? There is an endless stream of ice cream at my uncle's house! ”
Squatting down, Xia Yu said in seductive words, at this moment, he is very much like a strange Shu Huang who abducted little Lori, although he does have his own purpose.
"Really?"
"Of course it's true."
Are you afraid that you won't have money to buy ice cream? The various flavors of ice cream in the storage space are piled up into a mountain, even if there is a fox pig from Fourteen Niang, it is impossible to eat it.
"Well, well, let's go!"
The reason for the pause was that Aralei remembered what Dr. Senbei said that you couldn't just leave Penguin Village, but compared to ice cream, there was nothing to hesitate about!
"Then hurry up uncle, we're going to take off!"
"Hold on!"
"Huh~~"
Xia Yu, who was smiling and blooming on his chest, turned into a flash of light and soared into the sky, and in the garage of a self-built house in the direction that Alalei had just pointed, Dr. Senbei, who was researching a new generation of robots, sneezed.
"Ah~sneeze~"
"Who's thinking about me, hehe, it must be Miss Midoriko!"
Thinking of this, Dr. Senbei's eyes became love again, he was really a man who was too narcissistic, and Xiao Ji, who didn't go out with Alalei, looked at the doctor, and he didn't know what he was doing there, and the whole person was shaking.
If Alalei's appearance was completely designed and manufactured by Dr. Senbei, then Xia Yu was really interested in meeting him, but Xia Yu, who had watched this funny comic, knew that he originally wanted to make a robot maid like a supermodel, but the computer that stored the design drawings was struck by a thunderbolt.
Therefore, the appearance of Alalei is irreproducible, although there are multiple bodies used as backups, but there is only one head that can gather the "aura of heaven and earth" to send out "hello cannon", and the most precious one is Alalei's head.
"Huh~~"
"Hahahaha, it's so nice to be able to fly like Xiao Ji!"
With Alalei Xia Yu swept over the sea at high speed, the vacuum that was broken tore the calm sea several feet high, which was much more fun than pooping, and Alalei in Xia Yu's arms smiled like a child.
"Alalei, uncle's house is almost here!"
Flying across the ocean, into the mountains, Dr. Gro's institute factory was already in sight.
"Yo! Ice cream, ice cream, hooray! ”