Four hundred and fifty-three, the honor student of the magic college (two-in-one, super long)

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The cafeteria in the college area is divided into a staff area and a student area, and although the food is similar, the atmosphere is much better. Of course, Master Monkey is eating here, and he is accompanied by the star mentor Tana.

"Tassels don't eat?"

Master Monkey looked at his watch: "I haven't seen her for a few days." ”

"Don't worry about her all day long, people go to the construction site to eat. She cares more about infrastructure than my boss, so she lives on the construction site. ”

"It's her lifelong wish." The monkey master smiled: "I think you should strengthen your food a little bit, what kind of thing is this." ”

"Alright." Tana waved her hand: "It's been widely praised as the best food school in the world, what do you expect from the big pot of dishes?" Alas, you haven't answered my question yet. ”

"What's the problem? Copying notes? The monkey master took a sip of soup and said lightly: "These children have too narrow understanding of energy application, and it doesn't matter if I show them." ”

"Study the way you understand energy, I don't know how many perverts will come out of my school." Tana shook her fingers: "But speaking of which, I directly proposed that you go to the advanced magic class, why did you start at the elementary level?" ”

"Because I didn't go to school, is there a problem with the experience?"

Of course the problem is no problem, Tana is speechless, she has been following this guy for some time, of course she knows what kind of virtuous person he is, looking around the world, I am afraid that he alone is doing things according to the mood of the day, and the others can be completely ignored, and I don't know how this kind of person lives so big.

"Do you know, in fact, a large part of the students here came in because of Harry Potter, when will they be able to understand the magnificence of magical civilization." Tana changed the subject very well and changed the subject: "I have also seen the magic in Harry Potter, it is too simple. ”

"We'll find out when they learn." The monkey master crossed Erlang's legs and lit a cigarette in the non-smoking area: "Why is your soul science an elective?" ”

"Because spirituality is based on faith, but magical faith is definitely not the shroud. There are only three categories of belief in magicians, elemental, demonic energy, and soul, so soul science should be considered an elective. ”

"But your classes are full."

"And that's not because your little wife is beautiful."

The monkey man rolled his eyes, ignored her self-absorption, lowered his head and ate the food cleanly, then sat there and played with his mobile phone for a while before saying to Tana: "The supervision here needs to be strengthened a little, this atmosphere is prone to extremists." ”

"I'm already communicating with Ye Fei and Jiangang, and at the same time, I'm transferring people from Tacheng and us, there will probably be a law enforcement team of 800 people who will move in later, are you satisfied, boss."

"It's okay." Master Monkey took out the phone and directly clicked on the multi-person video, and then the faces of Jian Gang and Ye Fei appeared on the phone: "Increase the number of people on the school side to one thousand and five, and it will be in place within three days, and you will coordinate the rest by yourself." ”

"Oh......"

"Understood."

The two people gave replies at the same time, and the efficiency was amazing......

"Okay, okay, you're good." Tana pouted: "I knew I was going to you directly, and it would be hard to bargain with them." ”

"Of course, they are responsible for their own people. And you're not their leader. The monkey master hung up the phone: "Now you understand how to use the rights, right?" Your queen is still far away, and your temper is too soft. ”

The monkey master wiped his mouth and stood up from his position: "I continue to go back to class, and I have to tutor my classmates at noon." ”

"Hey...... You really like going to school, don't you? ”

"Not bad, actually. There is no fear, only a feeling of respect, which is really great. ”

The monkey master walked into the classroom like a township entrepreneur with a schoolbag, and taking advantage of the lunch break to make up classes has become his main business in the past few days, although he is a little older than these children, but because the monkey master is such an enthusiastic scholar, the relationship is already quite good.

"It's coming, it's coming, uncle is here."

As soon as he came in, the classmates in the class immediately happily gathered next to his place, waiting with a notebook, among them was the little girl who wanted to learn the formation.

Also, because the monkey looks older, his nickname in the class is uncle, no matter who calls him uncle, especially the little girls, who call him extra sweet.

"Today's knowledge difficulty is energy gathering, I will now analyze the energy composition for you from the beginning and take good notes." Master Monkey sat in his seat and took out his notebook: "First of all, you must understand that energy is not water without roots and trees without roots, and its birth is also in line with the basic laws of this world, first of all, ......"

When the monkey master made up the lesson, his explanations and demonstrations were impeccable, even more accurate than the teachers who taught them, which made these students feel incredible, because in their opinion...... Uncle can be a tutor instead of a student here.

In the past few days, they seem to have discovered something unusual about this uncle, such as all the mentors don't care about him, even when they scold people, they will bypass him, and they never let him demonstrate on stage, and even if he does something that violates taboos, those mentors also turn a blind eye.

But no one has checked the identity of the monkey master, anyway, he is so easy to talk and is a scholar who can make up for classes, why not have such a person by his side?

"Uncle, this is my family's specialty, I'll eat it when I go back."

"Uncle, I bought you a drink, put it here."

"Try the salad I made myself, uncle."

Before class, after the tutoring, the monkey received a lot of small snacks, he was not polite at all, all of them were stuffed into the drawer, and then ate until the tutor of the class came in.

This class is about the principles of the use of magical vessels, that is, the role of media. The monkey fell asleep in this class, if nothing else, because he was the designer of all the medium vessels, that is, magic vessels in this school......

Why did he design it? Because he is sensitive enough to energy transmission, and has a large number of magic metals, these metals with excellent energy conductivity researched by Diya have been designed by the monkey master and become the standard magic weapon on Tana's side.

For example, the good-looking gem staff that this mentor is holding now is designed by the monkey master with secret gold and artificial energy storage crystals, which is 300% more conductive than the original staff made of Champs branches and sycamore wood.

So this lesson, Master Monkey doesn't need to take it at all, because he is the designer of these things himself, okay......

However, for these beginners, this lesson is very important, because magicians do not need external objects for energy conversion like psionics, they need more to transmit spiritual power through a certain medium to form a magical effect, so most magic novels describe these things very important.

A class is an afternoon, and when the class is about to end, someone brings a large box outside, which is full of magic weapons wrapped in cotton cloth, which is based on the analysis of the teacher's observation of them these days, these magic weapons are not all the same, almost none of the same, some are gloves, some are magic wands, some are crystal balls, some are necklaces, in short, everyone gets the same.

Only the monkey master didn't ......

"Uncle, why don't you have a magic weapon?"

"No money."

"But it's free." The little girl who gave him candy next to her asked with a surprised face, "Look, mine is a necklace...... The memory necklace can store 170 patterns of magic circles, which can be directly projected when needed. Great, right. β€œ

Well, this little girl is actually super annoying, if she is not given a reasonable explanation today, she is afraid that she will babble for a week, and even go to the teaching office after class to ask for an explanation.

So the monkey master silently took out a ballpoint pen from his pocket: "Look at ......"

"Uncle...... Isn't this your pen? ”

"Well, that's my weapon too."

"Hahaha...... Is your name Lu Xun? ”

Master Monkey pointed to the water cup on the little girl's table: "Look at it." ”

After speaking, the cup was directly thrown into the dimensional space by the monkey master, and disappeared out of thin air. The little girl's eyes widened, she didn't feel the effect of the magic at all, she didn't even see the projection of the magic array, but the cup was gone.

"Uncle...... How do you do it? ”

"You can do it later."

After speaking, the monkey master took out his backpack from the drawer, turned around and walked out of the room, as mysterious as ever, and revealing the coldness unique to a handsome guy.

But the little girl ran out with the monkey master reluctantly, and followed him **chatter**: "Uncle, I know what your name is, but you don't seem to know what my name is." ”

"Who cares."

"No, no, you ate my chocolate bar at noon, and we're friends, so I'm sure I'll tell you." The little girl pointed to herself: "My name is Jiang Xin, alas, not the one who plays Concubine Hua." ”

Isn't it supposed to be a friend after? The criteria for children to define friends are really arbitrary, and I'm afraid they will suffer in the future.

"I'll tell you something." Master Monkey turned his head to look at her: "A certain degree of private fighting is allowed here by default, you don't want to conflict with others, you will be bullied." ”

"No, who's going to bully me."

"That's good."

The monkey master glanced at her, then turned around and followed the flow of people to the periphery, and this little girl with the same name as Concubine Hua stood there and watched his back for a while, and then shrugged her shoulders and went to the dormitory.

In fact, from the beginning of the school to the present, there are many common school bullying incidents, after all, in the culture of learning in ordinary schools, their school bully may be the weakest one, and what is learned here is strength, and the school bully must be the strongest one. You must know that there are hundreds of classes in the whole school, which class doesn't have a few people who like to make trouble?

Tana received a lot of reports, and after reading it, the monkey thought that the moral education construction of the school should be strengthened, but Tana held a different opinion, saying that even if she had been bullied when she was studying, she must know that she is not only a magician and a high priest, but also the lion king's sledgehammer's favorite daughter. I've been bullied like this, so being bullied is not something to be seen in, after all, in addition to being a magician, in addition to strong personal strength, spiritual training is essential.

And Tana also thinks that the children are too fragile now, although they don't need to fight now, but when will they need to fight? As magicians, if they can't even solve the grievances they have suffered in the learning process, how will they survive when they are faced with the primeval forest society of the jungle one day?

This theory has also convinced the monkey master to some extent, but this kind of tacit private fighting is only limited to the advanced adult class, and the nursery class is absolutely not allowed.

How could Tana not know his thoughts, to put it bluntly, this guy was worried that his baby Xiao Wu would be bullied. Bubu doesn't have to worry, she's thankful that she doesn't bully others, and Xiao Wu is a useless soft girl, she is not the ruthless Wu Zetian in history, just a greedy little girl who is slightly smarter than her peers, if he is bullied, he will be distressed.

However, in order to prevent the monkey from losing his temper, Tana specially instructed that the students in the nursery class should be strictly supervised, and once the bully was found, he would be dismissed directly. Not only to be dismissed, but also to be held accountable, to pursue the responsibility of their parents, and when the time comes, don't blame the law enforcement team for being unkind.

But the adult class is different, under the policy of acquiescing to private fights, there are many people who do things, but if they cause personal injury, they also have to be held responsible.

However, to distinguish Tana's thinking, Tassel also wrote some rules about the East Courtyard, in addition to strictly putting an end to private fights, there is also a weird punishment mechanism, that is, one person who does not meet the standard will be punished together with the whole class. Although the East Courtyard has not yet officially opened, the difference between Eastern and Western thinking can already be seen. In the future, if the East Courtyard is officially opened, the collision between the East and the West may be inevitable.

Saying which is better in the end of collectivism and individualism, this is actually inconclusive, it can be said that there are pros and cons, but if you let the monkey master bet on which side will win in the group fight in the future, then the monkey master will not want to bet on the east courtyard to win, but if you go head-to-head, I am afraid that the west courtyard has a greater chance of winning. The monkey master is a person who has been in the traditional sects of Shushan and Kunlun, and he talks about group fights...... Really invincible.

Of course, at this stage, everything is a guess, and the monkey master is very much looking forward to the East Courtyard being able to open quickly, and then let him verify his ideas.

However, it seems that the East Courtyard is a bit weak in terms of teachers...... After all, Tana has moved the entire Royal Magicians Association, but the tassel is the commander of the light pole, so the monkey master has been thinking about it for the past few days, whether to lure a group of sword immortals over?

"Jiangang."

"Boss, what are you looking for me for? I'm in a meeting. ”

"Can you go and gather a group of sword immortals?"

"Where am I going to summon?"

After eating dinner, the monkey master called Jiangang again, this time Jiangang was very reluctant, but after all, it was the monkey master's call, and she couldn't answer it. However, after hearing what the monkey master said, she regretted that she had answered his call, and she had known that she hadn't heard it.

"If you think of a way, I need about a hundred to one hundred and fifty teachers."

"You're crazy! The sword fairy in this world only has your tassel! ”

"yes, so you need to get some people over now, no problem? No problem, you're busy, Momoda. ”

"Hey! Feed!! Feed!!! Jian Gang looked at the phone that had been hung up, and threw the phone on the table vigorously: "There's no problem with your sister!" ”

The deputy who was in a meeting with Jiangang tilted his head sideways and asked, "Did he give you a problem again?" ”

"Check what the coordinates of the Gaowu World are, and see if there is an Oriental Fantasy World." Jian Gang propped his head and leaned back in his chair: "If there is, open the portal, and we will make a trip." ”

"Yes, and no less. But are you really going? ”

"Or else? I didn't do it for him, he went on his own, thinking about what he had done in the past. ”

These words made the assistant tremble, and then nodded again and again: "Yes, yes...... We have to get out, we can't let him out. But none of these worlds are directly related to us. ”

"Then get in touch! Lock in the world and prepare gifts. ”

After Nephilim took charge of Tacheng, Tacheng's policy softened a lot, and the first thing to do was to bring gifts when he went out. And on the monkey master, he brought his mother's gift of a ball, and directly brought self-propelled howitzers and nuclear bombs, so although Jian Gang was helpless, he would still finish what he had explained, after all, if there was no teacher before the opening of the East Courtyard, hehe...... The monkey master inevitably ran for the tassel himself.

Think about it, think about it, what this guy did. How many worlds he has ruined, which is why the Star Spirit has not appeared since he threw his daughter here, because the Star Spirit knows better than anyone about the destructive power of this great destroyer.

It can be seen that in fact, Dia was picked up in the garbage heap, otherwise how could any parent be willing to throw their own children around such people......

Probably the monkey master also knew that Jian Gang would go to complete his request, so he hung up the phone, and he sat in the living room and began to check the homework for Xiao Wu and Bubu.

The magic school is not a football school, especially for the students in the lower grades, in addition to the basic magic knowledge, there are a lot of cultural classes, magicians need to be calm, wise, erudite, definitely not just an illiterate casual can become a magician after a few days of blind learning, so the curriculum in the lower grades is similar to the nine-year compulsory education, Chinese, mathematics, foreign languages, chemistry, physics, geography, history and biology are indispensable, and the learning task is very heavy, definitely not as others think is a place to mess around.

So Bubu and Xiao Wu have homework, and the one who is responsible for supervising their daily learning is Master Monkey. Why? Because Dai Wei can't control it! Bubu is not afraid of her at all, Xiao Wu also learned from her sister that she has a stinky problem, and no one can control it except for the monkey master.

But although the monkey master does everything, but being a father is really qualified, he sits there to give one lecture to the other, Bubu is one level higher than Xiao Wu, so the content of the two people is different, but the monkey master is not impatient at all, sitting there with a pen and decomposing it little by little, each explaining to the two of them, and he is a qualified father with a serious appearance.

Dai Wei lives in the kitchen for supper, although the cooking skills are very average, but there is no problem with making some white porridge and pickles with salted duck eggs, it looks like this family is really like a serious family.

"Take a break, it's so late."

Dai Wei brought out the supper, with a sweet smile that only a little woman has: "Eat something and then continue." ”

The monkey master put down the pen and tapped Xiao Wu's head with the tip of the pen: "You made this mistake yesterday, and you are still making a mistake in the same place today, you yourself say what you are doing, you don't care at all, next time I can beat people like this." ”

"Oh......" Xiao Wu pitifully got down from the sofa, ran to Dai Wei's side and hugged her thighs, sobbing quietly with an aggrieved face, and didn't dare to cry loudly.

"Xiao Wu is good, Dad is right, you have to study hard, don't keep messing with your sister, how many times has she been beaten."

Bubu turned his head sharply and said with a face full of disbelief, "I am your own child." ”

And just when the monkey master just picked up the bowl and was about to eat, the monkey master's phone rang, and when he saw the unfamiliar number on it, he frowned and picked up the phone, and then he heard intermittent sobbing from inside, and he didn't come over for a long time.

"Hello?"

"Big ...... Uncle. ”

This voice? The monkey master immediately thought that he was sitting in the bag thirty centimeters away from him, always putting a bunch of snacks, always quietly eating during class, and sharing it with him named Jiang Xin, but not the little girl who played Concubine Hua.

"You've been s***ed?"

"No......" The sobs continued, and a sentence was not clear: "I was kicked out of the dormitory." ”

"Get out?"

"Hmm...... I'm so scared now, I don't know where I'm going. ”

"Oh." The monkey master thought for a while, turned his head and asked Dai Wei: "What is the house number of this?" ”

"Just say Villa No. 4 in the villa area." Dai Wei whispered, "What? What's wrong? ”

"I don't know." The monkey master pouted: "You go to Villa No. 4 in the villa area first." ”

"Don't ...... Villa area? ”

"Aang? Or else? ”

Not long after hanging up the phone, there was a knock on the door outside, Bubu jumped over and opened the door, glanced at the people outside and shouted: "Dad, your romantic debt has come to the door!" ”

Master Monkey sat on the sofa eating peanuts, and when he heard Bubu's words, he smiled coldly: "I see that you haven't been beaten for a long time, and your skin is itchy." ”

When Bubu heard this, his head shrank, and he ran to the sofa in the living room, holding the pillow and obediently watching TV, and no longer dared to talk nonsense.

And Dai Wei walked to the door and took the shoes for the little girl, and then led her into the house and came to the monkey master. The monkey master raised his head and looked at Jiang Xin, whose left cheek was slightly swollen.

"Sit."

"Uncle...... I was bullied. ”

"I see." The monkey master slept lazily on the sofa: "Go wash up, the guest room is ready." ”

"I ...... Oh......"

The monkey master didn't listen to her complaint at all, she was going to cry, but now she had nowhere to start, so she had to go to the bathroom under the guidance of Dai Wei.

"Who is this?" After Dai Wei came out, he asked, "What a good-looking little girl?" ”

"My classmate is a silly girl." Master Monkey clapped his hands: "You two little ones, go to sleep." ”