The 6767 of the Diaoyutai Legend is not my race, and its heart will be different

The water princess said to Niu You: "Niu You, you are the murderer of two major murder cases, what else do you have to say?" ”

Niu You has always been wandering around, flamboyant, seeing that he has fallen into the legal net, seeing that his life is not guaranteed, at this time the sudden appearance of the big tiger princess made Niu You see hope, he hopes that the princess who came over by the emperor's side (that is, of course, the minister), can bring himself back to life, if he can further bring down the water princess It would be better, he decided to take out the means of housekeeping and make a big fuss.

Niu You didn't speak to the water princess, but said loudly to the big tiger princess: "Wronged! Chincha-sama! Niu You is wronged! ”

The big tiger princess is very satisfied with Niu You's identity as a minister, especially the big tiger princess is a gloating and troublesome person, she has a lot of jealousy in her heart about the water princess's career and achievements, and she wants to see the water princess's jokes.

The Great Tiger Princess immediately said to the water princess in a very sympathetic tone: "Alas, why is this person covered with blood all over his face, did his aunt punish him?" ”

The water princess smiled: "How did his blood come from, let the criminal Niu You tell himself." There were so many people present. They all saw it with their own eyes, listen to Niu You himself. ”

Niu You opened his mouth and couldn't speak.

A viewer next to him said: "This guy brought a tanuki and wanted to catch the goblin, but the goblin didn't catch it, and he was caught by the tanuki and was covered in blood." ”

The audience burst into laughter.

The big tiger princess said: "It's a good thing to catch goblins, and it's inevitable to miss it for a while." He himself was hurt, why don't you have any sympathy? ”

When the audience heard that Princess Qincha from the emperor's side actually spoke in favor of Niu You, the audience was silent.

Water chestnut, the four sisters of the Hua family, Zhou An and others were very dissatisfied with the noisy appearance of the big tiger princess, and their eyes all looked at the water princess.

The water princess knew a lot about the big tiger princess's behavior, and looked at Niu You casually.

The Great Tiger Princess asked Niu You kindly, "What's your name?" ”

Niu You became more and more confident, and said: "The villain is called Niu You." ”

The Great Tiger Princess asked, "What goblin were you going to catch just now?" ”

Niu You pointed at Jin Xiangyu and said, "I'm going to catch her, she's a rat spirit." ”

The big tiger princess looked at Niu You's fingers and said, "Oh, it turned out to be a little girl." ”

Here, we want to talk about the order of these important people at the scene.

Four stools are in the center, from left to right: Little Tiger Princess, Water Princess, Big Tiger Princess, and Water Chestnut.

In this way, the big tiger princess is the chief and acting chief of the controller, and her status is obviously very noble.

The water princess is flanked by the big tiger princess and the little tiger princess, showing that the water princess loves the two junior princesses as much.

Standing next to the water chestnut were Wei Wen and Zhou An.

Standing next to Princess Xiaohu are the four sisters of the Hua family, Lu Kangni and Jin Xiangyu.

In this way, friends can see that there is a considerable distance between Princess Big Tiger and Jin Xiangyu, and Princess Little Tiger is relatively close to Jin Xiangyu.

Princess Xiaohu took a look at Jin Xiangyu and immediately had a good impression, so she got up and walked towards Jin Xiangyu.

Jin Xiangyu also smiled and nodded to Princess Xiaohu.

The further the little tiger princess walked, the more fragrant a familiar aroma became, and a confused expression appeared on the little tiger princess's face.

The little tiger princess walked up to Jin Xiangyu and looked at Jin Xiangyu attentively.

Jin Xiangyu showed a sweet smile and said to Princess Xiaohu: "Princess, auntie, thank you for saving your life!" ”

Princess Xiaohu felt sudden and asked, "You call me Auntie?" ”

Jin Xiangyu smiled: "I am Lu Kangni's sister, so I want to call you aunt." ”

Princess Xiaohu nodded and whispered, "It turns out that you really didn't drown." ”

Jin Xiangyu smiled: "Thanks to the princess's small sesame oil bucket." ”

Princess Xiaohu nodded and said, "Okay! That's good. Take care of yourself, don't get too close to my sister, you're so fragrant. ”

The little tiger princess walked back to the bamboo bench and sat down.

The big tiger princess asked, "How is it, is that little girl pretty?" ”

Princess Xiaohu said: "She's just a ** girl." ”

Princess Big Tiger thought it was very interesting that she could be the chief judge as a Qincha, so she continued to pay attention to Niu You. Princess Dahu showed a very benevolent look and said: "Seeing your head and face covered with blood, it makes this palace feel heartbroken, how can you judge it?" Let's scrub the blood off first. ”

Princess Dahu lovingly took out her handkerchief and stepped forward to wipe it for Niu You herself.

Unexpectedly, Niu You was stinky, and the big tiger princess hadn't approached yet, so she quickly covered her nose and frowned and retreated.

Princess Big Tiger coughed, pointed to the hat on Zhou An's hand and said, "General Zhou, you can use your hat to wipe this Niu You's head and face first." ”

Zhou An looked at the hat in his hand, he was very reluctant, but he was not good at rebellious against the princess who came from Dongwu, so he pointed to Niu You's cloth wrapped in his left hand on the ground and shouted to Niu You: "Niu You, can't you see this cloth on the ground?" Why don't you pick it up and wipe your face quickly, don't stain the eyes of Princess Dongwu! ”

Niu You picked up the hand cloth to wipe his face and head, but the blood was dry and could not be wiped clean.

The big tiger princess said to Zhou An again: "General Zhou, you go and fetch a basin of water and wash Niu You." ”

Zhou An reluctantly walked out of the crowd, took a urine ladle from the urine tank under the tree on the side of the road, divided half a ladle of water in the small shop next to him, brought it to Niu You, and shouted to Niu You: "Wash it quickly!" ”

Of course, Niu You recognized what this ladle was, and he said hesitantly: "This is Yiyi, this is Yiyi." ”

Zhou An shouted angrily: "Are you still thinking about the golden pot incense pot?" Wash it up! ”

Niu You washed, and the scars on his head became more obvious.

Princess Tiger frowned and said to Zhou An, "General Zhou, quickly put your hat on Niu You." Hongu wanted to vomit when he saw Niu You's head. ”

Zhou An was very annoyed when he saw that Princess Dahu was going to give her hat to Niu You again, and said angrily: "Okay, I'll go get a big top for Niu You." ”

Zhou An said, turned around and went to the side of the urine tank, brought back a broken hat and a broken brown coat covered on the urine tank, buckled the broken hat on Niu You's head, and said with a smile: "This big top, you wear it just right." ”

Zhou An put the ragged clothes on Niu You again, and said: "The clothes on your body are all torn by the tanuki, and the princess must not be happy to see it, so put on this." ”

The big tiger princess smiled and nodded, she was satisfied with Zhou An's understanding of her mind in advance.

Niu You had long known that Zhou An's move was not good, but he didn't dare to say it, he frowned and sniffed, pointed to the water droplets hanging on the edge of the hat and said, "It's still dripping here." ”

Zhou An said with a smile: "The hat is the one that bears rainwater, and half of the rainwater is normal. ”

Of course, Niu You knew this very well, he was afraid of suffering immediate losses, so he didn't dare to say it directly, but he wanted Princess Dahu to know that he wanted to win the princess's sympathy and support, so he performed a bitter trick. Niu You stretched out his index finger, took the water droplets, and then sucked his middle finger (note that it was the index finger that received the water, but it was the middle finger that sucked), and then said with an expression: "This is salty!" ”

Zhou An thought that Niu You really tasted the urine, and smiled slyly: "Bamboo leaves rain, eat the fire." ”

Regarding the secret competition between Zhou An and Niu You, Princess Big Tiger didn't care.

The surrounding audience began to laugh secretly.

Suddenly, the voice of a child reciting a nursery rhyme came:

A small child

It's really funny,

bare head,

Dai Dagasa,

Brown lily,

Curled hand tail (sleeve).

The male audience laughed.

The female audience covered their mouths and laughed deliciously.

Niu You suddenly fell off the broken hat, untied the torn brown coat, fell to the ground, and then knelt on the ground and kowtowed to the big tiger princess, shouting: "Ask the princess to be the master of the villain!" Ask the Lord to avenge the villain! ”

Princess Big Tiger could hear that the atmosphere of the audience was different, but she didn't know what was going on, so she asked Niu You, "What's wrong?" Niu You, there is something to say. ”

Niu You made a very aggrieved look and said, "They spoil people! They scolded me. ”

Princess Dahu took out a strict and fair image and said: "The law is strict, the court is serious, and it is never allowed to abuse and make trouble in the court." Niu You, you boldly expose it, and I will be the master for you. Who's scolding you? ”

The audience all paid attention to Niu You, and Niu You became the protagonist.

Niu You looked around, dazed and couldn't point out anyone.

The Great Tiger Princess continued to ask, "What did you scold about?" ”

Niu You hesitated, and finally lowered his head and whispered, "Blue Jayer." ”

Princess Big Tiger didn't hear clearly, and then asked, "What are you scolding?" ”

Niu You lowered his head and said in a quieter voice, "Blue Jayer." ”

Princess Dahu said: "The law ** openly scolds, disturbs the court, and despises the court, and must be held accountable!" Niu You, who scolded you, say it boldly. ”

Niu You couldn't point out anyone, and finally his anger was sprinkled on Zhou An's head, and he said: "It's all Zhou An, he put a broken hat on me." ”

Zhou An laughed and said, "Niu You, I am on the jade order of the eldest princess to find a hat for you to cover your stinky head." You don't thank me, I blame me? Kindness was cut by thunder. ”

Niu You pointed to the hat in Zhou An's hand and said, "Princess Qincha obviously asked you to give me this hat, but you found a broken hat with a urinal tank to wear on my head." ”

Zhou An's eyes widened and he reprimanded: "Niu You, the murderer of your two murders, a condemned prisoner, keep your eyes open, this is my official hat for performing official duties and upholding the law, are you worthy?!" The toad wants to eat swan meat! ”

Niu You saw that the Big Tiger Princess did not support him, and Niu You lowered his head with a disgraced face.

At this time, the sound of a child's nursery rhyme was heard:

A small child

Really fun,

Slippery head,

Dai Dagasa,

Brown Straw,

Curled hand tail (sleeve).

The big tiger princess listened attentively, suddenly realized, and couldn't help but laugh with a stutter.