Chapter 17: The Method of Dividing the Fish

Anyway, Qian Yu was still very excited, and he pulled Bao Xiren's sleeve: "You are Master Bao Zhengbao?" I have been looking up for a long time, I don't know where Wang Ma Han, Zhang Long and Zhao Hu are? Is Zhanzhao's title of the royal cat really sealed by the emperor himself? When you were Chen Shimei, were you worried about being put in small shoes by Her Royal Highness the Princess? Can you tell me what was the shadow area in your heart when you knew that your nephew Bao Mian had used your name to bring disaster to the country? ”

Looking at Qian Yu's gaffe behavior, Bao Xiren was at a loss: "Bao Zheng? Little brother heard it wrong, old man Bao Xiren, it's not called Bao Zheng! ”

Qian Yu said with a smile: "That's right, Bao Xiren is Bao Zheng, you used to live in Kaifeng Mansion, and you are a dignified first-class member." was demoted to Qingfeng County this time, could it really be that Chen Shimei was killed and put in small shoes by Her Royal Highness the Princess? ”

Bao Xiren's expression was unusually serious: "Little brother must be mistaken, Bao has never been an official residence, although he has spent half his life, he has achieved nothing, and he is ashamed of his ancestors, but Xiren's name is given by his mother, please don't joke about this." ”

Boss Yue also helped on the side: "Yes, you probably recognized the wrong person, Master Bao only has a daughter and no nephew." But I'm very interested in the Bao Zheng in your mouth, Chen Shimei is the princess's concubine, how can she be punished? Could it be that he secretly married another room outside? Tell me about ......."

Seeing that the expressions of the two did not seem to be fake, Qian Yu realized that he might have been mistaken, the historical Bao Zheng had no children and no daughters, and he was a dignified official, even if he was demoted, it was impossible to go to such a remote place to be a county magistrate. That's right, there are many people with the same name and surname in the world, and there are also many people who are honest and honest.

Seeing that Boss Yue kept asking him about Chen Shimei, Qian Yu's heart moved, and he asked rhetorically, "I don't know your honorable name?" ”

Boss Yue smiled: "I am from a poor background, I don't have an elegant name like Lord Bao, my surname is Yue, and my single name is Fei, but my name is the same as that of Lord Bao, and it was also given to me by my mother." ”

cough cough cough ......

Qian Yu was almost choked, Yue Fei? Look at this guy who is full of swear words and his eyes light up when he hears about amorous things like secretly marrying and eloping, how can he be an anti-gold hero that everyone admires? Don't think about it, it's definitely a knockoff!

At this time, Hesui also bought enough leeks, and she pulled Xiao Hegu over: "Brother Qian, thank you so much just now, if it weren't for you, I'm afraid I'll ......"

Qian Yu waved his hand: "Thank you, we are a family, I don't help you, do you still help the leek seller?" As soon as the three words of the family came out, Hesui's face immediately turned red.

Xiao Hegu also helped on the side: "Yes, sister, Brother Yu and I are good brothers who share life and death, if it weren't for me, maybe he would have been burned as a sacrifice by Uncle Buyi, you don't have to thank him." ”

He Sui asked suspiciously, "Sacrifice?" What sacrifice? What have you both done in the past few days since I was away? Also, how did you get here for no reason? ”

Seeing his sister ask, Xiao Hegu started from him and Qian Yu chopping wood, until he borrowed the car of the boss of the bun shop to get here, and talked about everything in detail, when it came to the thrilling place, Qian Yu hurriedly gave him a look, but at this time, Xiao Hegu's attention was unprecedentedly concentrated, and he didn't see it at all.

Sure enough, before Xiao Hegu finished speaking, Hesui's face was pale and pale, she reached out and grabbed Xiao Hegu, and without saying a word, she hit his little ass hard. Looking at her sister's gloomy face, Xiao Hegu was so frightened that she cried, but Hesui's slap didn't mean to stop. Qian Yu saw that the situation was wrong, and hurriedly ran over to persuade him, but before he could speak, his shoulder hurt, but it was He Sui who turned the target of the attack to him.

Bang bang bang......

Qian Yu's eyes were full of Venus, he was in a hurry, and grabbed the little hand that He Sui was attacking at him: "Stop, stop, ouch...... You are crazy! ”

He Sui struggled hard, but Qian Yu was broken free by her a few times, and she had struggled to hold her, although she had some strength, but after all, she was a woman, how could she compete with Qian Yu, who was more than half a head taller than her, until her strength was exhausted, and she couldn't break free from the other party's shackles.

Woowoo......

He Sui finally gave up struggling, leaned on Qian Yu's shoulder and cried: "Do you know that you almost killed Gu Zi? I'm just such a younger brother, my father entrusted him to me before he died, he wants to have three long and two short, how can you let me live......"

Qian Yu was beaten, and he was originally very angry, but when he heard He Sui's heart-rending words, his anger suddenly turned into endless guilt: "I'm sorry! I...... I didn't mean to, I ......"

Qian Yu's apology He Sui didn't seem to hear, on the contrary, her crying was louder, Qian Yu's gentle persuasion for a long time had no effect, in desperation, he had no choice but to whisper: "If you want to cry, cry, I won't stop you, but can we go home and cry again, now so many people are watching, it's so embarrassing." ”

Only then did He Sui realize that she was still in the vegetable market, and she was holding Qian Yu, looking very affectionate. In a panic, he hurriedly retreated, and his face turned even redder.

Xiao Hegu was still sobbing, Qian Yu walked over and said: "Hey, don't cry, how many times have I told you, don't tell the truth to your sister, don't tell the truth to your sister, you don't listen, you don't say it yourself, you will also suffer, should!" ”

Xiao Hegu saw the dark circles on Qian Yu's face, and he snorted and was happy.

Seeing that a few people were laughing and crying, Boss Lu, who sold fish, was a little impatient: "I said Miss Hesui, do you want this fish, if you don't want it, a certain family will close the stall, and a certain Hun family is also waiting for a certain person to come home for dinner!" ”

"Yes, I want!" He Sui's mood at this time has calmed down for the most part, she just walked through the entire market, and found that only this Boss Lu's fish is the largest and the most numerous, but thinking of the other party's tricky and strange topic, her voice was lowered again, and she looked at Qian Yu carefully, the other party had just been beaten by herself, I don't know if you would like to help?

And even if he is willing, he may not be able to answer, Qian Yu relies on three points of intelligence and seven points of scoundrel to deal with Zhang Laosi, but to solve the problem of Boss Lu, he must learn with real talent, and he must have strong attainments in arithmetic, can he succeed?

Yue Fei patted Qian Yu on the shoulder: "Brother, go!" Brother Fei is optimistic about you, this Lu fish head has no other skills except fishing, even if he is in the water, he will only be able to gouge a few times, and if he can't do it, he will scuttle his boat and drown this king eight lambs. ”

Bao Xiren looked at Qian Yu and didn't speak, from the calmness on the other party's face, he knew that Qian Yu should have a way, he was curious about what Qian Yu would do? Whether to continue to play tricks or to honestly divide the fish according to what Boss Lu said, just now he has been thinking about Boss Lu's problem, although he has some eyebrows, but it will take time to fully figure it out.

Xiao Hegu pulled Qian Yu's sleeve: "Brother Yu, this bad thing bullies my sister, you must defeat him!" ”

Qian Yu was very angry, very angry! You said that I recruited someone to provoke whom, pulled a few firewood and was almost burned to death, tired into a puddle of soft mud to find Hesui, but she was beaten by her head and face, and now even a fish seller bullies himself, is it tolerable or unbearable, uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it.

got up and walked in front of Boss Lu, Qian Yu pointed to his nose and said in a bad tone: "Boss Lu, right, if you sell fish, you sell fish, how many fractions of it is, is it interesting?" Don't know what to do business for? Tell you that the customer is the ...... The customer is the Jade Emperor, Lao Tzu is so big, I have seen crying and shouting and begging others to buy things, I have never heard that customers have to do questions before buying things! Do you think it's the college entrance exam? Finally, let me ask you, is it to sell (louder) or not (louder)? ”

"Well said!" Yue Fei on the side hurriedly applauded.

Boss Lu hurriedly smiled: "Ouch, this lord, you are angry, the little old man knows that you are the Jade Emperor, and he also wants to sell the fish to you, but isn't there no way?" If all these fish are mine, no matter what, you will take them all, but there are still parts of my two brothers, and it will be difficult for me to do it, you are so considerate! ”

Qian Yu was still angry: "You also said it, they are your brothers, I don't believe you can't even be your brother's master, how did you become a big brother?" ”

"What a certain family said, those two brothers would not dare to disobey." Boss Lu bent down this time: "But that was ten years ago, and now they are married, I have been their master, but I can't be their daughter-in-law's master, they are the same as you, afraid of their wives!" ”

Qian Yu's eyes widened: "What, you said I'm afraid of my wife?" I don't even know about it, how do you know that? ”

Boss Lu looked at He Sui, and then at the dark circles on Qian Yu's face, which seemed to say: Brother, such an obvious thing, let's admit it, no shame!

Qian Yu will also come to his senses, it is estimated that the other party has misunderstood, too, this social atmosphere is relatively conservative, if it is not a husband and wife, in front of the public, who would dare to make such a fuss!

He Sui also heard Boss Lu's words, she looked at Qian Yu and found that Qian Yu was also looking at her, she quickly glared at the other party with hatred, and rubbed her head low on the ground.

At this time, Qian Yu's anger also disappeared a lot, he looked at Boss Lu, and took a long breath: "Let me help you divide the fish, okay, I'll help you divide it, tell you, your pediatrics are useless to me, and the things that can stump me in this world haven't happened yet!" ”

"Hehe, then it's bothering the little brother......"

"How many fish do you have?"

"Seventeen barrels, each barrel is about the same weight, you can divide it by barrel."

"Your bucket is so big, even if it's about the same, you have to have a fluctuation of ten catties and eight catties, aren't you afraid that your younger siblings will point their noses and scold you?"

"This is still something that the Lord can do......"

When it comes to the problem of dividing fish, Hesui can't care about being shy: "If these fish are divided according to the number of fish, they are actually very good to divide, and it is a big deal to ask for a few, and he will not lose him horizontally and vertically, but he has to press the bucket, and the seventeen buckets of fish are not made up of whole numbers according to the conditions he gave, but if they are only divided, the fish in these big buckets are not less than 100 catties, and the difference is too big." ”

Boss Lu: "Miss He, you also have to be considerate and considerate of a certain family, these fish are still alive, you have to pick and choose, you can't get out tomorrow, you have to turn your belly, fish are worth only alive, and no one wants them when they die." ”

Qian Yu nodded: "Boss Lu is right, these fish can't be turned casually, there are still two days before Miss Ding's anger, you can't let them die before that." ”

Boss Lu: "Little brother, you are Shengming!" ”

Xiao Hegu: "Brother Yu, where are you?" ”

"With you, of course." Qian Yu patted Xiao Hegu's head angrily, and then asked Boss Lu: "In addition to these seventeen buckets of fish, do you have any empty buckets?" ”

Boss Lu didn't expect Qian Yu to ask like this, but he still replied: "There are a few more, all of which have not been unloaded in the car." ”

"Lend me one."

"You can borrow it, but you can tell it in advance, you can't use it to divide the fish."

"Don't worry." Qian Yu said, pointing at Xiaohe Valley: "Come, Guzi, jump in." ”

Xiao Hegu looked at the wooden barrel that was more than half a position taller than him, and hesitated how to climb up, Qian Yu saw this, reached out and picked him up and threw it in. Because he was afraid of knocking him, He Sui hurriedly went to catch it first, and finally gave Bai Qianyu a look.

Qian Yu patted the barrel wall and said with a smile: "Okay, there are eighteen barrels of fish now, but this bucket is mine." ”

The small grain of the ears that has just stood firm in the bucket......

Ignoring the eyes of the two who wanted to kill themselves, Qian Yu's voice suddenly raised: "Now start to divide the fish, Boss Lu, you account for half, half of the eighteen is nine, you have nine buckets of fish, your eldest brother is divided into one-third, one-third of the eighteen is six, these six buckets of fish are your eldest brother's, your little brother has the least effort, and the fish is also the least, one-ninth of the eighteen, I'm sorry, there are only two buckets, it seems that he will have to work harder in the future." Okay, the remaining bucket is mine, Hesui, you can pull the grain out, this is your brother, not a fish! ”

Hesui ......