Following the direction pointed by the old man, Xiao Zhan didn't dig for long, and actually dug out a very thick oilcloth bag. It seems that time is not short.

Xiao Zhan took a deep breath nervously, carefully dismantled it, and when the contents appeared in front of him, the whole person was dumbfounded.

There was indeed a book in the oilcloth bag, and he thought he would dig up something great, but when he saw the name, he really didn't dare to compliment, "The Great Book of Knowledge of Telling Hexagrams and Catching Ghosts and Exorcising Evil Spirits".

A whole cover is only enough to write a book title. The most ironic thing is that the back of the book is also marked with a price--- with a suggested retail price of 77 yuan.

The book is as thick as a Xinhua dictionary, but the quality is not as good as the pirated exercises that his mother bought for one yuan and a catty.

Turning the first page with a complicated mood, I was speechless, and the first page was written with a brush: I will find an opportunity to deduct the money for printing books, remember, study hard for Lao Tzu, otherwise your family will be unlucky.

Continuing to flip back, there are some strange words in it, but there are also some stories about gods and ghosts, and after a cursory look, it's quite interesting. Turning back a little further, his face turned red unconsciously, because many of the illustrations were actually some graceful women, some of them were naked, and the remarks were written about cat demons, nine-tailed foxes and the like.

After reading it roughly, I silently put it into my arms for those interesting stories and those beautiful pictures. He hung up the net, took the two unlucky hares, and walked towards the house.

After returning home, he didn't dare to say anything about Black Emperor Mountain, let alone mention the book with some inappropriate elements for children.

Soon, after reading all the stories and pictures, Xiao Zhan didn't take the book seriously anymore and was ready to press the bottom of the box. But it didn't take long for an incident to happen that made him have to change his mind.

The school charges a fee for materials, a total of 120 yuan, and his mother gave him some of the income from selling vegetables on weekdays. But when I arrived at the school, I was surprised to find that the money was lost, and the money lost was no more or less, exactly 77 yuan.

And that book, too, is 77 yuan. Coupled with the sentence left on the front page, he didn't dare to think it was a coincidence.

After that, he picked up the book again, because the message on the front page, the second half of the sentence was that if you don't study hard, your family will be unlucky. For the first time, he felt scared.

However, don't look at the thick book, but Xiao Zhan has a smart brain, and it can almost be said that he has the ability to never forget, and he will soon be able to memorize it backwards, but he still doesn't understand some of the words full of mysteries.

The year was approaching, and he was more and more skeptical of the authenticity of the knowledge in the book, so he planned to secretly test it.

There is a record of spiritualism in the book, and he still understands it, so according to the teachings in the book, he scribbled a few spiritual runes, memorized spells, and ripped a sheet at home as a robe, and ran to the cemetery outside the village in the middle of the night to summon a ghost to come out and talk about life. It's best to be a beautiful female ghost, and the book says that the favorite thing female ghosts like to do is to sleep with people and absorb yang energy.

He didn't know what it meant to inhale yang energy, he just wanted to experience what it was like to sleep with a female ghost.

As a result, the ghost must not have been recruited, but it scared the villagers who watched the melon shed not far away.

Good fellow, in the middle of the night, there is smoke in the graveyard, and a cloth floating, who can take it.

From the melon shed to the home, the whole journey is four kilometers, and the speed of the villagers can only be described as a smoke.

When the one-year period came, Xiao Zhan hesitated again and again, but still went to Wolongshi alone.

Sure enough, not long after lying down, the old man did appear. This time, I changed into clean clothes.

When they met again, Xiao Zhan was about to ask about the book, but the old man didn't say a word, and he didn't know where to find a stick, and he pumped it at his buttocks.

scolded in his mouth: "Stinky boy, you didn't apprentice to your mother, you haven't learned any fart skills, but you have begun to learn Lao Tzu's style." Do you have chopsticks thick, and you want to find a female ghost to sleep with? Thankfully, there's nothing evil here, otherwise you think you'll be alive? See if I don't smoke you little rascal. ”

Originally, I was quite happy to see the old man again. But as soon as this dead old man came up, he not only exposed his little secret, but also scolded his mother for being Lao Tzu, which was a taboo for him.

Where to care about the respect for the old and love for the young. Roll up your sleeves, raise your fists and scuffle with the old man.

At the beginning, Xiao Zhan saw that he was an old man, and he didn't think about it, he just wanted to return the two slaps to vent his anger, and he didn't even think that he couldn't even touch the placket of the old man's clothes, but the old man kicked him coldly, so that he couldn't slow down for a long time.

Xiao Zhan was really angry, and he used all his strength, and all the yin tricks were all beckoned, and the result can be imagined, and he was beaten even worse.

The old man was happier and happier the more he fought, laughing while fighting: "Like Lao Tzu's style, continue, I don't know the height of the sky and the thickness of the cow." ”

In the end, I was so exhausted that I couldn't touch anyone. The tired and angry little struggle sat on the ground and pumped his mouth.

The old man looked puzzled and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

"I can't beat you, I'll beat your father."

The old man was stunned for a moment, but suddenly understood, his lungs exploded, and he picked up the stick and pumped harder. Xiao Zhan didn't hide or dodge, stared at the old man in a daze and said: "Make a little effort, Lao Tzu knows that this is a dream, and he woke up when he was in pain, and the province saw that you were an old beggar and upset." ”

"Tell you, Lao Tzu won't let you go out, and you won't be able to get out if you are killed," the old man said angrily, but the stick in his hand still stopped.

"I don't believe it, if you can't get out, I'll beat your father to death."

It's really a man who pees and rushes five meters against the wind, Xiao Struggle really does what he says, and he has been pumping himself until the corner of his mouth is bleeding, and his confusion has not stopped.

The old man's face finally showed a panicked look, and he knew that if he didn't stop it quickly, looking at the strength of this child's hands and tendons, he would definitely make a good fight.

Niu Struggle is a descendant given to him by God, where will he not feel distressed.

He secretly laughed at himself, originally wanted to teach his apprentice a lesson, but he didn't expect that in the end, he, as a master, would not be able to get off the stage. But he also knows that they are not such a person.

The old man sighed, his heart softened, and he threw away the stick and wanted to pull. But as soon as he got into his hand, Xiao Zhan's already dim eyes suddenly lit up, turned his palm into a claw, and pulled it into the crotch of the old man's pants.

The old man was blindsided in an instant, not because he was afraid that the child would do something out of the ordinary when he was excited, his real body was thousands of miles away, and it was impossible for Xiao Zhan to hurt him.

He was shocked that with his more than 130 years of Taoism, he didn't see through the fact that the big fart child was cheating.

What worries him the most is that although they are all cynical, they are all disguised to deal with the chaos and complexity of the rivers and lakes and the world. If we talk about authenticity, after 2,234 years, 17 generations of single sects, any successor, can be called a saint. Because what they do sometimes has a bearing on the luck of the country, and if they misbehave, they will do bad things.

The old man's heart couldn't help but tremble, if this claw went down, it could only mean that the child's virtue was too poor.

Morality is something in his bones, even he is not sure to train it well. If that's the case, how can he explain to Master Zu.

Disheartened, he didn't resist, and he waited for the thirteen-year-old's next move.

Unexpectedly, after Xiao Zhan grabbed the root of the old man's life, he didn't get into it, but touched it provocatively, and then pulled down the old man's pants like lightning, and something swung out at that time.

Xiao Zhan hurriedly jumped long, licking the blood from the corner of his mouth and smiling proudly: "Damn, I don't wear pants, and I'm not ashamed." You also scolded me for being small, see for yourself, how big can you be this old bird? ”

Nearly a hundred years later, the old man had never felt so ashamed as he did now, and he heard a thunderous mockery from the deep mountains that only he could hear, but the cow struggled intimidating.

The one who laughed was the mountain god of Black Emperor Mountain, but only a few people in the world could know it.

Xiao Zhan looked at the old man stunned, knowing that he was too much, and he was also a little embarrassed, pouting and scolding in a low voice: "What's the matter, it's not nonsense." ”

"If you don't believe me, see for yourself. It's all big men, what are you shy! As he spoke, he actually took off his pants, looking righteous and awe-inspiring.

The old man only had a bad cold, and there was only one thought in his heart: Can this wild horse be trained by himself?

Later, this "rebellious" master-apprentice "bird catching" battle ended with the old man eating deflated and cowardly, and promised never to scold the cow again. "Lao Tzu" can be a person, because I heard that the old man is more than 130 years old, and if he is given a "Lao Tzu" generation, it is the old man himself who suffers.

It was after this incident that the relationship between the two became very good. Although it will be noisy and noisy, and even roll up his sleeves and move roughly, the feelings are getting deeper and deeper.

It was seven years, and the old man would often come to him to point out the knowledge in the book. And arranged a lot of tasks that seemed impossible to complete, such as wrestling with ploughing oxen, fighting more than 300 catties of wild boars empty-handed, climbing more than 2,500 meters of primeval forest covered by Heidi Mountain within an hour, and so on! In the end, those tasks have long become the daily routine of Niu struggle, and they are not a problem at all. However, in the years that followed the old man, he learned to be low-key and introverted, although it was also very wilted, but the bad had connotations.

In the first year of high school, the old man did not show up until three months before the college entrance examination, Black Emperor Mountain suddenly appeared in Niu Struggle's mind, and he knew that this was the master who summoned him, and he skipped class from the county seat and rushed directly to Wolongshi.

But as soon as they met, Niu Zhan felt that the atmosphere didn't seem right. The old man, who has never been in shape, is very serious this time.

"Struggle, the old man has a few words to entrust you," the old man's expression was very gloomy when he spoke.

The spirit of the cow's struggle is tight, the old man only calls him "cow dung" and "cow eggs" on weekdays, he calls the old man "old beggar" and "old scoundrel", he has never been so serious, he feels bad in his heart, it seems that something big is going to happen, he stands solemnly and listens quietly.