"This month's consultation assignment is complete, and I can sleep peacefully." The female customer service was talking to herself as she unplugged the phone line.

Video Call...... Video call ......" Guangbai searched for a long time, and finally found the option of video call, and then called the customer service hotline.

"Sorry, the number you dialed is not enabled for video calling......"

Guangbai chuckled in his heart, and had an ominous premonition.

He returned to the ordinary dialing interface to call the customer service hotline of the Clamp Chamber of Commerce, and wanted to ask the customer service why the hotline did not have the video call function, but he wanted to let himself dial with video call.

"Dut...... Honk...... Toot ......"

Ten years later, "toot...... Honk...... Toot ......"

An hour later......

"Scam company! Scammer customer service! Swindler! Big liar! ”

Guangbai was completely furious, crushing the mobile phone, not to mention, the true qi was still leaking uncontrollably, shattering everything except the clay statue.

……

Ma Li's and the pink mouse practiced for more than an hour, and both sides were neither exhausted nor injured. They are all fed up with this endless entanglement. Especially Ma Li, he also wanted to send his friends to the hospital for treatment as soon as possible.

"It's not a problem for us to do this." Ma Li kicked the mouse in the abdomen, and the mouse took a step back and stabilized his body: "You're right. With that, it stretched out its claws and fished at the horse's neck.

Ma Li easily got out of the way and said, "I have an idea, you stand still, let me shoot, if you don't die, I will let you put your head on the ground and let you stomp on it." If you die, there's nothing to say. ”

"Just because I'm just born doesn't mean I don't have brains. Everything you say is good for you! Why didn't I shoot you. "The rat is a very good learner, and it has learned the ability to keep talking and stop talking.

When one person and one rat were deadlocked, Lint, who was hiding at the exit of the small waterway, suddenly shouted: "Horse! My head didn't hurt anymore, it must have been God who heard my prayers and helped me overcome the backlash. ”

"Less nonsense, get to work faster."

With Masa's order, Lint relaunched a mental attack on the rat. Although the rat was seduced and began to circle in place, Ma Li's brows furrowed and he did not move.

"Ma, hurry up, the chicken can't get wet, it won't dry when it's wet."

"I've gotten used to the appearance of a pink mouse, you don't have to change it, you hurry up and get out of my head!" Ma Kasa closed his eyes, covered his mouth and retched.

"Any questions?"

"Why conjure up an open-gear bikini on a mouse. vomit~" Ma Li, who originally produced antibodies to the pink mice, began to collapse across the board.

“……”

"You are simply a new generation of pit gods, professional pit teammates." Ma felt like his stomach was vomiting to his throat.

Lying on the ground, Ge Shengjie was confused: "Who is calling me." ”

"It may be that the cultural atmosphere of our two countries is different. I'll turn it into a cheongsam, so you should be okay with it. Lint's eyes shone with confidence, but no one could see it.

"The cheongsam is the quintessence of China, if you dare to turn the cheongsam into a mouse, you will insult me in China." Ma Li didn't even dare to think about it, the graceful figure of the pink mouse in a cheongsam, "You hurry up and end the spiritual guidance to me, you don't need to change the image of the mouse, I can already face it." ”

"Do you want a kimono?" Lint seems to be obsessed with drag games.

“……”

Ma Lisa didn't get tangled with Lint, he took an attitude of trying, and shot the pink mouse again. Before the rat appeared, against the knowledge of physics to dodge, it was shot.

Huh? It's that simple? The chicken should not be wet, phew, it is a chance not to be lost. Take advantage of your illness to kill you!

After the true qi value reached 1,000 points, Ma Li used the pistol without saving bullets at all. In one minute, he consumed a hundred True Qi points, that is, the Pink Mouse was hit by a hundred blue decadent bullets.

"It's desperate...... No one to play with, I want to die...... I can't eat food, I want to die...... Although my rat life has just begun, there is no hope at all, so I might as well die......"

The pink mouse was lying on the ground, looking like it was going to die.

"I've been learning Chinese with my teacher for five years, but I still can't use idioms well, I'm so useless." Like the walking dead, Lint passed in front of the horse.

Seeing his appearance, Ma Kasa couldn't help but hold his forehead. Forgetting that this guy is still connected with the spirit of the rat, it is estimated that he was infected by the decadent spirit of the rat.

"My wallet was stolen at the train station, I don't have money to travel, it's better to die." Lint bent down and held up a brick, pointing it to his head, "Aren't you dead yet?" I can't even kill myself, it's so useless. With that, he raised his head and slammed it against the sharp corners of the stones on the ground.

"Don't die in front of me, I don't want to go to jail." The horse's hat flew up and kicked Lint in the ass, which made him fall and gnaw on shit, but made him stagger the stone and avoid death.

"The power of the May Fourth Soul Thrilling Pistol is too great." Ma Li's sigh as he fires a red rage bullet at Lint to neutralize the effect of the blue decadent bullet.

"Ma, what did you just do to me?" After Lint recovered his mental state, he immediately guessed that the change in his mood was related to Ma Li.

"Help take care of my buddy."

"No, tell me first, how did you do it? I am a strong person who bears the burden for hundreds of miles, and I will not have suicidal thoughts for no reason. ”

"Do you see that little white face lying on the ground?" Ma Li pointed at Xu Jiao.

"See." Lint shook his head, "Don't change the subject, is there something wrong with your bullet?" I felt ...... when I was shot."

"Didn't you say that you were traveling and apprenticed at the same time? He's your best teacher. That man lived for hundreds of years, and he knew the history and culture of the Central Country very well. Now he needs to be taken care of, you take care of him, and maybe he will take you as an apprentice. ”

Magasa's flickering skills have reached the height of fooling with facts.

Lint was a little excited, but he wanted to know more about how Ma Lia had made himself decadent and how he had recovered himself. He has always studied the spiritual realm, and he is especially concerned about what happens to him.

"He uses idioms better than mine."

Lint's eyes widened with excitement, though they were no different from normal.

"And a lot of idioms have existed for a shorter time than him. He was the one who witnessed the birth of the idiom. ”

Lin Te didn't say a word, threw off the horse, and walked towards Xu Jiao.

"It's up to you, Pink Mouse!" Ma Li squatted beside the mouse, hesitated for a long time, and finally reason prevailed over the vomiting, and he put his hand on the smooth back of the mouse with the determination to see death as home.

Ma Li's use [Voyeurism] to enter the memory of the pink mouse.

(End of chapter)