Chapter 15: Brother is Su Mo
"The world was almost conquered by that kind of stupidity."
Emiya Kiritsugu sighed, with a look of "I don't believe in those ghost history books anymore".
"But it looks like our allies don't have a good IQ."
He sighed and removed the scope from the battlefield belowβhe had never expected to use modern firearms to kill the Heroic Spirit in the first place, and even under the protection of the Heroic Spirit, he didn't even have the confidence to hit the opposing Master.
And below
Staring at the eyes of the Heroic Spirit Plus Master who looked like he was mentally retarded, Su Mo patted the dust on his clothes nonchalantly, and led his little Lori and King Meow to the front desk with a big grin.
Then he glanced unhappily at Iskandar, the big man - what do you see, your IQ has never been on the line.
"Yo, gentlemen."
Then, he held out his right hand and smiled like he could see eight teeth.
"King of Conquest, first of all, I must tell you that I am also the King of Britain, and no matter what kind of king you are, it is impossible for me to submit!"
"Oh, it's the King of Britain, what a surprise! I didn't expect the famous Knight King to be a little girl?! β
"Then the King of Conquest, do you want to taste the sword of this little girl in your mouth!"
Saber directly set up his sword.
"Ah, it looks like the negotiation broke down, it's really distressing, what a pity"
Iskandar scratched the red beard on his face in annoyance.
"Well, Na Esther and King Meow, are we being ignored?"
Su Mo stiffened for a moment. Then the corners of his mouth twitched.
"Ignored."
Esther nodded earnestly.
"Because Master is a fool?"
Arthas said hesitantly.
"I'm going to be enough"
Su Mo suddenly felt betrayed, so he started angrily - walked to his ally Saber.
"Hey, Saber, you can't do that. It's too face-giving, there's wood!? It's totally slapping me in the face, so give me a response! β
"Nope. I just don't want to admit that I know you. β
Saber replied decisively with an indifferent face.
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However, at this time, it was the third time that he had suppressed his own master with a snap of his fingers, which made people wonder if these two had reversed their identities, and the king of conquest looked at Su Mo with a laugh.
"Hahaha, you're a very interesting master! How about bringing your Heroic Spirit with you as my subordinate? β
Sure enough, he wanted to recruit again.
"Ah, I'm sorry for this, I've formed an alliance with Saber's side, after all, there are beautiful wives and little Lori here!"
Su Mo said it seriously, which would make others think that he had changed. state of words.
"You guys are rough and weak, it's really not within my aesthetic range."
"Can I go and kill him?"
Hidden in the shadows, Emiya Kiritsugu had already aimed his scope at Su Mo, although he knew that it was useless, but he still gritted his teeth and asked his assistant (small) hand (three) on the walkie-talkie
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Maiya Kuyu said that she didn't know what kind of expression and words to use to answer him.
And below, Su Mo's words were heard. A certain wife who is not deeply involved in the world suddenly became shy.
"Well, I'm really that pretty, but I'm very cute, and Kiritsugu must be very happy."
I'm not happy, I want to kill this thing!! -- This is someone's heartfelt roar.
"It's already an alliance, which is really bad news."
Iskandar frowned, then asked solemnly.
"So little brother, what is the origin of your heroic spirit?"
"Are you stupid Rider! How can there be a second fool besides you who will take the initiative to report the information of his side!! β
"Little Master, don't make trouble."
Suppress it decisively.
And then
"You ask my heroic spirit!? Oooh, it's Arthas! It's a super cute woo meow king!! β
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"I am Arthas, the Lich King. Once the owner of the undead scourge. Now he is born as an Avenger. β
King Meow stepped forward and saidβwhen she saw the puzzled expressions of others, she knew that if she let Su Mo introduce her, she would definitely go off topic.
"The Lich King? Are you a king? But I've never heard of your name, and what is the undead scourge?"
The King of Conquest voiced the doubts of almost everyone present.
"I've never heard you talk about it before."
Saber watched with some surprise, as she was actually reluctant to come into contact with Arthas for a long time after she was summoned.
"But Avenger? This is not the only one of the seven careers of the Holy Grail War. β
Xiao Shoujun hid behind the red robe of the King of Conquest and said timidly.
Hear the words. Su Mo's answer was quite refreshing.
"Because my family's King Meow is almost the eighth heroic spirit summoned in violation of regulations, after all, I was also brought over by Gaia and Alayera to do coolies, and you can grab that broken cup as much as you like. We're just beating soy sauce and getting some little things done. β
"Haha, brother, you're such an interesting guy, I want you more and more."
The King of Conquest laughed heartily. However, his words made Su Mo's back chill.
Yet this is the time.
"Hmph, that's ridiculous!"
At this time. The somewhat yin and yang voice resounded again.
"You say you're not interested in snatching the Holy Grail? Ha, after all, he is a wild magician without a trace of family inheritance, and he doesn't know what the real power and glory are! β
"Hey~ There is no family inheritance, if I stab this sentence to Sister Youxiang, it is estimated that you will die with a sense of rhythm."
Su Mo looked up maliciously and grinned in a direction where he couldn't see anything.
"Anyway, are you watering your head? I thought everyone thought the same way as you, but to be honest, I'm not a magician at all. β
"You!"
"And glory, your so-called glory is to curl up in the corner, pretending to be a god and a ghost, so that your heroic spirit can fight to life and die, and you don't even dare to show your face, just there to command? -- I said, child, you don't have the right outlook, I think you need to go back with me to take a few Tang socialist education courses. β
To be honest, in terms of age alone, Su Mo seems to be able to call all the human children present
"Nonsense! The so-called Holy Grail War is a battle in which the Heroic Spirit is manipulated by the Master, and those who appear on the battlefield casually like you must be the first to be eliminated! β
He looked haughty, convinced that his strategy was correct, and although he had seen the nameless rat below look up and smile at him, he thought it was just a coincidence.
"Hey, I said you're a scumbag, you're a scumbag."
Su Mo digged out his ears with a ruffian look.
"My brother's name is Su Mo, and I don't accept the battle."
"Well said, I heard this sentence in my ears."
Wang Ming carried a big baseball bag on his back and held his little Lori in his hand.
In front of the two of them, Jian Tong Yanye was concentrating on manipulating the demons to bring them information on the battlefield.
"By the way, how about a favor for me?"
"What's the busy?"
"It is"
Wang Mingthief laughed twice.
"Let your Berserker and so on go out and do something, hehe" (To be continued.) )