Chapter 53: Green to the top of your head
"There's a gas station in front of us, but we only have a little over $100 left." Peggy said helplessly.
"I'll go back and think about how to open my mouth next time, and get a few million flowers from them, but luckily our coffin book has tripled." Banker Road.
At this time, Peggy seemed to remember something, and said, "By the way, master, you drank so much wine just now, this is considered drunk driving, right?" ”
Who knew that Bank smiled disdainfully and said, "It's okay~ I don't even have a driver's license." ”
Peggy was stunned at first, then remembered something, and said, "But ...... in the mezzanine of your wallet"
Before he finished speaking, Bank interrupted: "That driver's license was revoked for drunk driving three years ago before my parents had an accident, so sit tight!"
As soon as the words landed, Bank slammed on the accelerator, and George Patton's armored car let out a beastly roar and drove forward quickly.
Fortunately, he didn't run into the traffic police along the way, otherwise Bank would have had to call the one-eyed black.
In the end, in the amazed eyes of the gas station cheering guy, Bank added a hundred dollars of gas to George Button, and walked away safely.
If you drive an armored vehicle weighing seven or eight tons and can resist machine-gun fire, it will be unreasonable if you can't get home safely.
The most important thing is that he is still drunk and driving, and he does not have a driver's license, but in fact, the most worrying thing is the safety of other drivers who are driving on the same road as Bank.
In the surprised eyes of the neighbors, Bank, who parked the car outside the door and exchanged shotguns for cannons, returned to his shop with a bucket of thermostatic scarlet Mary.
Turning on his phone and looking at today's stock price, Banker smiled, because his coffin book of more than 40,000 US dollars had increased nearly five times.
To celebrate, Bank poured two cups of Scarlet Mary and danced awkwardly with Peggy.
Time came to night.
Bank is sitting on the couch, playing his new game "Beauty Face to Face".
Not to mention, the widow sister gave him the balance of this card, and the traffic is a lot, and there is no router installed in his small store at all, but he has nothing to play Internet games, and Peggy has nothing to watch TV series, all of which rely on the traffic on the card...... amount, maybe the balance.
But regardless of whether it burns money or not, anyway, he and Peggy are living on this one mobile phone now, and if you want to contact me, you have to make this card work, right?
Anyway, I'm reluctant to charge the phone bill.
Just when Banker was about to meet the conditions of face-to-face with the beautiful woman, his mobile phone called out of time.
Dialer: One-eyed black.
Banker hung up without hesitation and continued to connect with his beauty.
It's passed, it's passed!
"Hello beauty, you ...... Good? ”
Banker was stunned, because the beauty that appeared in the mobile phone video was very beautiful at first glance, and even more beautiful when she looked at it again, but why did she look like a widow no matter how she looked at it?
"Mr. Bank, why don't you answer the director's call?" The widow sister asked in the video.
"I ...... Am I not connecting with beautiful women? Do you also play this? Bank sneered.
The widow sister looked at the mentally retarded expression and said, "I came in in black." I ask you, why did you sabotage the bugging device installed in Moore Manor? ”
Bank shrugged and said, "We're having a family party, and you're all going to be listening, I just don't feel comfortable." ”
Sister Widow continued: "Mr. Bank, the director asked me to tell you that he has always adopted a zero-tolerance policy for the second race other than human beings, you had better be honest, don't think that the national power can't deal with you, we just want to seek social stability at the lowest cost." ”
Bank nodded, "I know, I know, I admit my mistake." ”
The widow sister tilted her head, took a long breath and said, "You'd better be upright Mr. Bank, you are the ancestor of the Blood Clan, but in the eyes of S.H.I.E.L.D., you are actually just an ordinary vampire, at best a little stronger than them." ”
Sister Widow is not angry with this old fritter who does not eat oil and salt, every time he makes a mistake, he apologizes with a sincere attitude, and he doesn't argue, but what you do, which looks like you know your mistakes?
If you hadn't had the strength to negotiate terms with S.H.I.E.L.D., I'd have told you a hammer and killed Barrett with two shots.
Bank shrugged and said, "Didn't I admit that I was wrong, could it be that you still asked me to save the next world before you believed me?" Don't worry, if the world is in trouble, I will definitely be the first to jump out and save it. ”
The widow shook her head and said, "The director asked me to tell you that the organization he prepared needs some people with special abilities, but you don't have this qualification for the time being...... By the way, I wrote your research report. ”
Bank's eyes widened, "How did you write me?" Could it be that I was written as a heinous villain? That's why the director won't let me join? ”
The widow sister smiled and said: "What I wrote is that you are a poor man who has no pursuit, so the director will consider putting you on the list of substitute candidates." ”
"Forehead ......"
Bank gave a middle finger on the other end of the phone.
The widow continued, "The director doesn't like to have things out of his control, so you'd better not do the same next time." ”
Banker sighed and said, "Tell Du...... Director, I'll obey orders. ”
The widow sister nodded and said, "I hope so...... Also, you used my $500 phone bill a month, and you will charge the phone bill yourself next time. ”
Banker wondered, "Is there so many?" ”
Sister Widow returned Bank's middle finger and said, "This card doesn't open traffic, you use it to watch videos every day, and you download more than a dozen paid games, what do you say?!" Do you want me to show you the paid list? ”
"Oh~"
Bank remembered that he had all paid games, and in one game, he bought dozens of resurrection coins one after another in order to clear a level, and these were all deducted phone bills.
"Who made you pay for any game in the United States!" Bank retorted.
The widow sister wanted to say something, but someone next to her seemed to be informing her of something, so she gave Banker a middle finger again and hung up.
"This beauty interaction was not pleasant at all......"
Banker silently deleted the game as he spoke, and as for the phone bill, he didn't rush it, anyway, you agents who pursue efficiency are definitely more willing to make a phone call than come to me, and you should be anxious if you can't get through.
At this time, Colberrows, who was fooling around outside, hurriedly ran back and said, "There is a bald man wreaking havoc on the street!" ”
Banker was stunned for a moment and asked, "Green or not?!" ”
Colberos hahaha equator: "From the soles of your feet to the top of your head!" ”
Bank hurriedly got up, picked up his black scythe, called Peggy, and said, "Let's go, get to work!" ”
(PS. The protagonist is going to be heroic!) Ask for Tickets!! )