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"You know a fart, do you know how to cultivate sentiment."

The monkey master with a palette in his hand slowly painted a colorful portrait on the canvas, and Zhang Qun, who had no artistic cells, only felt that this grandson was painting a ghost.

"What do you mean by drawing this? One photo and that's it. ”

Hearing Zhang Qun's words, the monkey master rolled his eyes and glanced at him, and then continued to paint without stopping, but the perverted little Lori who was a model next to him opened her mouth: "I want to pee ......"

"Wait, it'll be right away." The monkey master used a brush to lightly dip the color to fill in the last blank and carefully looked at it for a while: "Do you know that in nature, male courtship must show their own advantages, maybe the general trend in society is to kneel down to the master if you have money, but there will always be special females who will be attracted by your advantages." This comes from biological instinct and has nothing to do with love. Humans are just a little more advanced animals, and this advanced is only limited to the evolution of the brain to be larger and more perfect, and as for the flesh, humans of the same weight have no advantage over any animal. ”

"You have risen from art to human problems, and you can too."

"Art is a kind of behavior that evolved from the way animals courtship, just like the peacock opening the screen, human beings think it is beautiful, but in fact it is just a courtship behavior. A lot of beauty is just the reverie of human beings themselves, and this reverie is art. You memorize this sentence, and you will use it in the future. After the monkey finished the scroll, he wiped his hands with a damp cloth: "In fact, most of the artworks themselves are not worth mentioning, but it can stimulate some human reverie, so people are willing to pay for this reverie, this kind of behavioral motivation is the same as playing mobile games and can't help but charge money, it stimulates your nerves in a certain way." ”

The monkey master walked to the balcony, looked at the chaotic city below, turned back to the afterglow of the sunset, and said in a very serious and deep tone: "This is why the world composed of human beings is colorful, if reason is the framework of the world, then sensibility is the color filled in the framework of the world." A world with only frames, empty and boring, but without frames, the colors will melt into a pile, do you know what color is after all the colors are melted into a pile? ”

"Grayish-black or colorless."

"Therefore, art is one of the fundamentals of maintaining human diversity, and it is also an important way to maintain one's independence, so don't underestimate art, and don't underestimate any artist." Monkey shrugged: "I think I really love art now." ”

While he was talking, a large group of soldiers passed by downstairs, and the monkey lord looked down at these gorgeously dressed soldiers, and then was surprised to find that this group of soldiers were actually female dark elves.

Not only that, but these female dark elves looked completely different from those regular troops, and everyone was arrogant, as if they hadn't noticed the scene of being blocked by a person yesterday.

After that, the news of the spies planted in the city by the half-elves reached the ears of the monkey master, and the spy had news that the Queen of Dark Spirits had arrived here in the morning and stayed in the post station in the center of the city, and the meaning was unknown.

"Huh? The Queen of the Dark Elves? Who is it? ”

The servant in charge of the message looked around and whispered, "The Queen of the Dark Elves is said to be the most beautiful woman in the world, she used to be a very famous witch, and later she was discovered by the Queen of the Elves at a celebration and became the queen. I heard that no one could resist her seduction. ”

Seduction? Joke!

What is the root of seduction? It's just a hint of mental power, guiding people's desires to the peak, and then communicating to the body through the spirit, making people secrete a large amount of adrenaline, dopamine and other chemicals, making people lose their rationality, causing a hallucinogenic effect like drug use.

This is the root of the charm technique, in fact, it is not so magical at all, not to mention whether there is anyone in this world who can control people of level fifteen and above in this way. Even if they could, then with the abilities of these people, they could completely restore their endocrine levels to normal in a short period of time, so it could basically be determined that this kind of charm technique had no effect on people like Zhang Qun.

Of course, the monkey master doesn't need to say it, if he can control the monkey master, I'm afraid that the powerful people can't do it, after all, the monkey master is a kind of person...... It's weird.

"What is the queen doing at this time?" Zhang Qunxue touched his chin: "She wants to lead soldiers to fight?" ”

"I should have come to negotiate." The monkey master squinted his eyes and thought for a while, and then shouted: "Silly Qiang, come on, come on." ”

Silly Qiang slowly shook in front of the monkey master while eating, and looked him up and down: "I'm your president, how do you call the president?" ”

"There's a fun thing, do you dare to do it?"

"I'm a weak chicken." Perverted Qiang pointed to Zhang Qun, who was standing aside and watching the monkey master's masterpiece, and said, "Brother Qun, can't you? ”

"Anyone can do it, but it's more interesting for you to go." Master Monkey showed a mouthful of white teeth and smiled: "We will be responsible for your safety." ”

What the hell is going on, the monkey master didn't say, but Zhang Qun seemed to have reflected it, but he didn't speak, just laughed sullenly next to him, and the laughter made people's scalp tingle. Perverted Qiang also saw it, he frowned, his eyes went back and forth on the monkey master and Zhang Qun.

"You don't have any ill intentions in your eyes."

"Don't worry." The monkey master patted him on the shoulder: "We protect your safety." ”

Don't worry about safety, after all, the perverted strong has seen the combat effectiveness of the two people in front of him, although it seems that his group of brothers in the society is more fierce than Lao Lu, but when it comes to protecting security, it is really more than enough, and even the perverted strong thinks that these two people can destroy the dark elves together, and the lion empire can just watch the excitement.

However, what kind of medicine they are selling in the gourd now is worth playing, after all, judging from the contact during this time, these two people are not good goods, and they are full of bad water one by one. Anyway, it's no problem to describe these two bastards, just yesterday they were still discussing how to kill tens of millions of dark elves in one wave......

Tens of millions! That's tens of millions of living intelligent beings, these are tens of millions of rat ants, and that's all terrible sins, but now they're discussing how to destroy tens of millions of dark elves.

Thankfully, the idea was dismissed because the dark elves' fried cakes were delicious...... Really, the Dark Elves should probably be glad that their own clan was saved by a piece of fried cake made of glutinous rice and syrup.

"Old Lu...... Brother Qun, you two just tell me. ”

The monkey master stepped forward to help the pervert Qiang tidy up his clothes: "Let's take you to meet the queen." ”

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I'm so tired today, a little less...... As I get older, I feel that I can't stay up a little bit, and I can't stand the intensity of working fifteen or sixteen hours a day at work during the day and coding words at night.