"Eat, I'm so hungry all the way from Earth to Shandar, and I still can't hold back when I get to this point."

Serious nonsense is a must-have skill for every stowaway.

"Where's Mao?"

The gendarmes looked at Xia Yu with the eyes of the aliens, as if Xia Yu was originally an alien.

"I also ate it, and the elementary monks all know that fur is protein, that is nutrition, and it can't be wasted at all."

"Hmph, the earthlings who drink blood."

This gendarme seems to be an animal protection person, but it seems to be more of a discrimination against earthlings, Xia Yu didn't expect that there would be racial discrimination when he came to aliens, and the scope of the attack directly covered the entire earth.

"Let's go inside!"

The group was pushed into the transfer module, and the gendarmes contacted the headquarters directly to report on the situation.

"I think he's lying."

In the Nova Legion headquarters, Supreme Commander Supreme Nova said that she had just finished talking to the Cree leaders, and that they were just a useless waste, and after signing a peace pact, Hai allowed Ronan to slaughter the Xanders.

"Gamora in this group of prisoners is the adopted daughter of the mad giant Thanos, and according to reliable information, she has been given to Ronan by Thanos as a subordinate."

Sal, the liaison officer with the rank of Sanmang, said as he looked at the specific information.

"So it's strange that this earthling has no reason to get involved in this matter at all."

"Well, I'll sign a special deportation order and let him take the next interstellar flight back to Earth."

On the terminal handed over by Sal, the commander signed his name, and Xia Yu didn't know about the fate of his imminent repatriation, but he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to catch up with this flight, and the traverser had to go by himself, and no one could be repatriated.

After enjoying the alien all-round unfriendly disinfection work, Xia Yu put on a yellow prison suit, and he didn't know how many worlds had passed since the last time he was in the sixteenth-century Caribbean pirate prison, as if he hadn't squatted in a modern cell.

"Smack~~"

When a roll of alien sleeping bags was slapped on his chest, Xia Yu came back to his senses, thinking about what he could, squatting in prison is not an achievement, and there is no medal bonus when it is completed, and this is not a glorious thing.

Continuing to walk inside, there is an open wind hall in the Chel Star Prison, which refers to the American style, and all kinds of strange-looking alien prisoners watched Xia Yu and others enter coldly, they have no interest in earthlings like Xia Yu, and their eyes are all focused on Gamora behind them.

You must know that this is a mixed prison for men and women, well, in the interstellar environment, there are more than two genders of various races, and Star-Lord, who has lived here since he was a child, is also a bit of a vegetarian, but he can clearly see that there is only murderous intent in the eyes of these people.

"Bang~~"

A strange weapon resembling a rotten egg smashed directly into Gamora's body.

"You're a murderer, you can't go back to tomorrow here~~"

The prisoners were instantly excited.

"Let me tell you, she's been notorious for a long time, and most of the prisoners here have died because of Ronan and his men."

After squatting in twenty-two prisons, Rocket Raccoon knows all too well what this place is all about.

"She won't survive tonight."

"The guards will protect her, right?"

Star-Lord asked.

"Their job is only to prevent prisoners from escaping, so they don't care what we're doing inside."

"Bang~~"

Star-Lord, who was listening to Rocket Raccoon Science, suddenly crashed into an alien strong man who looked like a pitbull dog's head.

"Yo, look, new little fresh meat, I really want to smear you with Gunawe gel and do you a good shot."

The big fan-like hand stroked Star-Lord's little face and looked at Xia Yu and was disgusted, aliens are really not taboo, what kind of gel should be the existence of lubricating oil, look at this body size If you go to the welding road, you can't ...

"Hey, young man, do you know that there is such a saying on the earth, if you want to be the boss, you must be prepared to be **, dare to bully the earthlings and don't know that you are ready?"

The water vapor in the air quickly condensed into ice and froze the unknown prison tyrant, and in his horrified gaze, the spreading icicles burrowed directly into all the holes on his body.

"Whew~~"

"Gollum~~"

The tremor sound from the soul made all the prisoners swallow their saliva and lose their high technology, all they had was the physical advantage given by the race, but when they encountered a foul player like Xia Yu, they had no ability to resist at all.

This is just some of the extended applications of the water escape after Xia Yu obtained the Five Elements Escape, although they are all in the initial stage, but it is still possible to pretend to be forced at close range, this hand directly suppressed the rocket raccoon who wanted to make Groot, and the earthlings were so stumped?

"Hey, you're really a wizard, Merlin's kind."

Star-Lord, who caught up, said with some excitement that he was taken away from the earth in 88, and he didn't know about Harry Potter that was only published in 97, and if he had seen it, he would not have thought that wizards would be like this.

There's no staff, no incantations, and it's not so powerful in an instant!

"So-so! We are not a system of power. ”

The Eastern technique of the Five Elements Escape Technique is still different from the Western elements.

"Dude, you're amazing."

After seeing Xia Yu's hand, Rocket Raccoon looked forward to getting rid of the raccoon's body.

"Brother, when we escape, let's form a team together, you be the captain."

Yongdu, the indigenous inhabitant of the Centaur planet, became the boss of the marauders because of the magic whistle of eight hearts and eight arrows, and Xia Yu, a native of the earth with "special functions", can also pull up a team.

"That's a good idea, but we'll wait until we get out of here first."

I didn't expect that after joining the Avengers, I am now going to become the boss of the Guardians of the Galaxy, and this identity has changed a little quickly.

"Bang~~"

The door to the cell was suddenly slammed shut, and Gamora was seen leaning against the transparent door, and the prisoners behind him were afraid to break through the door.

"Hey, unlucky girl, stay away from us."

Although she didn't have much trouble with Ronan, this woman sabotaged their mission this time, and when she came in, Rocket Raccoon blew up her fur directly.

"I remember, you're the earthling wanted by Thanos in the universe."

"What?"

Hearing Gamora's words, except for Groot, who couldn't speak, Rocket Raccoon and Star-Lord all looked at Xia Yu in surprise.

"You were supposed to be wearing blue clothes with waist-length hair, and your temperament has changed a lot, I didn't expect to meet you here."

Although it is also in the Marvel world, Xia Yu's identity as a Daoist is still there, but this time he did not bless this identity, so no one recognized him at first, but he didn't expect Thanos to really issue a wanted warrant for him.

"What? Want to expose my identity? ”

Looking at Gamora, who was a little excited, Xia Yu said lightly.

"No, I want to work with you."

Gamora had planned to betray Thanos and Ronan this time, and the purpose of grabbing the power gem was also for the other financiers, and it was the most correct choice to find Xia Yu, an opponent of Thanos, and working together.

But as the most dangerous woman in the universe, she is not stupid and sweet at all, I don't see that her whole person is green.

"If we can go out, I'll take you to meet the buyer, and we'll split the money equally."

"How much do your buyers promise to spend on the orbs?"

"Four billion."

It seems to be a very good number, but Xia Yu is not clear about the currency exchange rate of the entire interstellar system, what he knows is that 40,000 can make the Rocket Raccoon shoot once, and this 10,000-fold difference is even visible to the blind.

"Yes, what about you?"

Xia Yu looked back at one person, one bear and one tree, although he knew what was going on, but he could only complete the task by going down, money was not important to him, but it was a little surprising that Thanos was looking for him, and I didn't know if he would make a move this time.

Nuclear bombs can't clean up that guy, to be honest, Xia Yu really feels a little tricky at this stage, but he is not afraid.

"Agreed."

"There's no reason not to agree."

"I'm Groot."

Opinions are the same.

"Then all we have to do now is get out of here."

"How?"

"Wait, wait until tomorrow when it's time for dinner."

The Rocket Raccoons have the most say in how to escape from prison, and the prison defense is the weakest when the guard changes at lunchtime, which is also their chance.

Perhaps because of Xia Yu's shock, he didn't come to attack Gamora's prisoners that night, but when it came to the next day, an incomparably strong man blocked everyone's way.

"I'm Drax the Destroyer, Ronan kills me..."

"Okay, you don't have to say anything, your role is over."

With a snap of his fingers, the Destroyer who wanted to trouble Gamora was instantly frozen, and the Destroyer, who was not much weaker than Thanos with cosmic magic in the comics, was weakened into half a funny role in the Guardians of the Galaxy, and the group battle was not as good as the old man Ge, the tricks were not as good as the noodles, and he couldn't travel in space, and Xia Yu planned to put it directly into the plot and earn some plot reversal points.

"Is this magic again? Natsu, you're truly the greatest wizard on earth. ”

Clicked on Drax, only to see him motionless, Star-Lord said excitedly, it turns out that the centering spell is also effective for aliens, although it has been tested on Asgardians, but after all, it is still a character in the native mythology system of the earth, but this destroyer is an alien through and through, and he really can't find anything else in common except for speaking English.

"Let's go, it's almost time for dinner."

Xia Yu didn't have any expectations for the food in the alien prison, he wanted to get out of here as soon as possible, although Gamora would not report his news to Thanos, but no one knew that he was the one who issued the wanted warrant from Thanos.

"Do you want a weapon?"

In the last passage before going out, Xia Yu said to everyone.

"Dude, can you bring the weapon in?"

"How's that?"

Xia Yu, who changed his prison clothes to a yellow windbreaker, lifted one side of his clothes, only to see three iron-blooded shoulder cannons hanging on them, which were all weapons that Xia Yu had retired.

"Ah, I remember, there is a mission issued by a mysterious person on the bounty list, there is no appearance information, but it is said that he is looking for a person with long hair and wearing Predator armor, it shouldn't be Thanos Wanted Brother Your mission!"

Rocket Raccoon was surprised, the Iron Blood Clan is very mysterious, leaving only some video materials, I heard that the entire clan has moved to a parallel universe, but there is an introduction to their weapons and equipment in the data, it is this kind of rotating shoulder cannon, which is very distinctive compared to ordinary energy weapons.

Although the excitation is slow, it is quite small and can be fired hand-held or worn on the shoulder with a laser targeting system.

"Well, how much is this task worth?"

"I don't remember exactly, it seems to be two billion."

Touching his head, Rocket Raccoon was a little unsure, because the prison was disconnected, and he couldn't check it now.

"Cut, it's not as valuable as a ball after being mixed for so long."

A power gem can buy two heads of Xia Yu, Xia Yu raised his middle finger with both hands to express dissatisfaction, anyway, he is also the man who robbed two Infinity Stones, Thanos is too stingy!

"Natsu, how did you get involved with Thanos?"

Of course, Star-Lord has heard of the infamous Mastron of the crazy giant Thanos, and his name is louder than that of Ronan the accuser, but there has been no news in the past ten years, but he didn't expect Xia Yu to have something to do with Thanos.

"There's no way, Thanos sent the Zetarians to invade Earth, and we can only fight back."

"What? I see, where did I see the Zetarelon-like spaceship in Ronan in the first place? ”

Everything seems to be connected, looking at Gamora's extremely shocked face, Xia Yu at this moment has a kind of brother who is not in the rivers and lakes, but the rivers and lakes are full of the legend of the brother, but he didn't expect it to be famous before he came.

"At that time, I caught an Asgardian anti-bone boy on Earth and asked him to take me to meet the culprit of the whole thing, but I didn't expect it to be Thanos."

"What did you do to him?"

Star-Lord's voice trembled a little, as if he was a little scared, but more excited.

"It's nothing, I invited him to eat a few nuclear bombs, which are the weapons used by earthlings for mass destruction effects based on chain reactions."

Afraid that these aliens don't understand what nuclear weapons are, Xia Yu explained again.

"Well, I know why Thanos is offering a reward of two billion for you."

Although Gamora was not next to Thanos at that time, she could imagine that kind of scene.

"That's not the point, the point is that we're getting out of here now."

Send three swivel shoulder cannons to Rocket Raccoon, Star-Lord, Gamora, and as for Groot? Forget it.

"Brother, don't you use it?"

Seeing that Xia Yu gave them all the weapons in his hand, Rocket Raccoon asked with some puzzlement, but as soon as the words came out, he remembered that Xia Yu was a wizard who could magic.

"Me? There is this. ”

The big sword choked out of the sheath, and the mirror on the back of the sword directly blinded everyone's eyes, after having the sword, Xia Yu preferred to use the sword, after all, the long-range attacks were basically contracted to Fourteen Niang, Xia Yu slashed wildly with the big sword.

"Let's go, let's get out of prison."

In this way, carrying a big sword and holding a small hand cannon, everyone greeted the light that was not at the entrance of the passage, and strode into the dining hall.