Chapter 17: Pretending to be Rich

"Aren't you talking nonsense, can you be more direct?" Poplar urged.

"Sir, am I not doing an analysis for you? Don't worry. Zhang Fei couldn't help but say.

Poplar touched his nose, could he not be in a hurry? But now that he has a request for the other party, he can only swallow his anger and say: "Okay, okay, you say, I'm not in a hurry." ”

"That's right." Zhang Fei said in an old-fashioned manner.

"By the way, where did you just say?" Zhang Fei thought for a while and asked.

Bai Yang was speechless, and could only answer the other party's words and said, "It's very difficult to speak. ”

"Oh, yes, it's difficult, but it's not that it's hopeless." Zhang Fei paused, and seeing that Bai Yang didn't answer, he could only continue to ask helplessly: "Didn't you say that your sister-in-law finally promised you that as long as you become rich, she will marry you?" ”

Poplar nodded and said, "Yes, she did say that. ”

"That's not easy, then become a rich man and show her!" Zhang Fei suddenly raised his voice and said.

"Becoming rich?" Baiyang couldn't help but be stunned, and asked very puzzled: "How did this change?" ”

"Uh, by the way, sir, how much savings do you have on you now?" Zhang Fei asked suddenly.

Poplar scratched his head, not understanding why this kid suddenly asked about this, so he asked a little vigilantly, "What are you asking this for?" ”

"Of course it works, it depends on whether you have the courage to break the boat, sir." Zhang Fei explained.

Although he didn't understand what Zhang Fei meant, he thought about it and said, "It's not a lot, only less than 100,000." ”

Naturally, there is more than this in his bank, the reason why he said less than 100,000 is not out of vigilance, after all, there are too many liars in this world, if he can, he even wants to say that there are only less than 10,000, but if he really says so, it seems to be too miserable, in case Zhang has to ask if this money really has anything to do with what he said?

"One hundred thousand? Chirp, that's a lot, but I didn't expect the chief's income to be quite high. Zhang Fei said with envy.

"Let's get down to business, if you can help me this time, I will treat you to a big dinner next time you come to Hangzhou." Poplar hurriedly drew a big pie for the other party and said.

Sure enough, when he heard that there was a big meal to eat, Zhang Fei's enthusiasm immediately increased a lot.

I heard him hurriedly say: "Really, great, I will definitely help with this favor, rest assured, as long as you can listen to me, sir, I guarantee that I can make my sister-in-law change her mind." ”

"Say, don't say these useless things, I just want to see the results." Bai Yang shook his head and said, he didn't know if it was the right choice to let this Zhang Fei help, why did he feel very unreliable?

"Hehe, then I'll just say it, in fact, the solution is very simple, sister-in-law doesn't want you to become a rich man, sir, then you have to become a rich man as you like." Zhang Fei said with a smile.

Bai Yang couldn't help frowning, and couldn't help but say, "The key is that I'm not rich." ”

"Sir, it seems that you still don't understand what I mean, if a group of people pass by in front of you, some in workers' clothes, some in old clothes, some in uniforms, and some in gorgeous clothes, who do you think is the rich man?" Zhang Fei asked with a smile.

Bai Yang thought about it, if from a realistic point of view, the person who wears the worker's costume is not necessarily a worker, not necessarily a poor person, but if it is only from an intuitive point of view, then obviously he will think that the person who wears the gorgeous costume is a rich man.

He seemed to vaguely guess what the other party wanted to say, but he still replied very cooperatively: "If you just look at the clothes, it must be the one who wears gorgeous clothes who is rich, as for who is rich, it is impossible to judge, after all, the conditions are insufficient." ”

"That's right, that's right, according to my brother's years of experience in picking up girls, if my sister-in-law is really a money worshipper······"

"Shut up!" Poplar couldn't help but interrupt emotionally.

"I'm sorry, I was a little emotional just now, but I hope you don't use the word money worship in the future." After Poplar calmed down, he quickly apologized.

Zhang Fei was very depressed, and when he heard Bai Yang's explanation, he couldn't help but show a crying and laughing expression, he pouted and said, "It's okay, it's okay, it's my mouth." ”

"Xiao Fei, you can continue." Poplar said.

"Ahh Zhang Fei pursed his lips and really wanted to hang up the phone, but after thinking about it, he still secretly scolded "neurosis", and then said: "According to my years of experience in picking up girls, a woman like my sister-in-law should be the kind of woman who only cares about a man's appearance, and it is easier to deceive, so as long as you pretend to be a rich man, sir, your sister-in-law will be hooked in minutes." ”

"You mean to make me pretend to be rich?" Although Poplar had vaguely guessed the method that the other party said, this method still made him a little difficult to accept.

"Yes, you're not a rich man, how can you cheat your sister-in-law if you don't pretend?" Zhang Fei asked rhetorically.

"But." Poplar shook his head, let him deceive others, he really can't do it.

"Hey, sir, isn't your purpose just to be able to get your sister-in-law, if you think you have a chance to get her heart with your true identity, in fact, you don't need to worry too much, most women are emotional animals, as long as they can trick them into bed, even if they know what they really want in the end, as long as you don't give up, sir, and can treat them sincerely, they will often accept their fate." Zhang Fei said with a very experienced look.

"Women are emotional creatures, and if you can trick them into bed, they will accept their fate?" Poplar is simply a little unbelievable, is it really so simple to make a woman accept her fate? This simply turned his view of love on its head.

Although he is very disgusted with deception, sometimes people are like this, when faced with despair, as long as someone on the side of the slightest encouragement, he will be moved.

"Then how do I pretend to be rich?" Poplar asked with some emotion.

"It's very simple, go to the mall to buy trendy brand-name clothes, rent an elegant villa, rent a brand-name car, and then go to the barber shop and let the barber give you a foreign haircut, oh, it's best to buy a pair of cool sunglasses, if you have the conditions, you can get yourself a very thick gold necklace, or a gemstone necklace whether it's real or fake, oh, and clothes, pants and shoes to match······" Zhang Fei Luoli said a lot of nonsense, almost confusing Poplar's brain.

Bai Yang rubbed his somewhat swollen head, and asked helplessly: "Do you have a template for this, I can't remember what I said, why don't you take the time to come to Hangzhou to help me?" ”

"Sir, where can I be as leisurely as you, and I can still go home and fall in love, or you can call our company commander and directly transfer me to your side as a full-time driver." Zhang Fei complained with envy.

Bai Yang touched his nose, how could he take this words, to be honest, he didn't even know Zhang Fei's true identity very well, let alone seen the other party's company commander, the last time he went to Ningbo, both the driver and the ticket were personally arranged by S.H.I.E.L.D., not to mention, even if he knew the other party's company commander, he didn't have the right to transfer the other party's work, and the driver, or simply give him a little secretary.

"I don't have time, but can you send me a text message with your requests?" Poplar asked.

Zhang Fei pursed his lips and said, "That's it, I'll send you a photo later, you just need to dress up according to the person in the photo." ”

Baiyang thought for a while, nodded and said, "Well, yes, then thank you." ”

"Hehe, no thanks, no thanks, just invite me to a big meal, sir." Zhang Fei said with a grin.

"As long as you come to Hangzhou, I can invite you at any time, by the way, what if the other party wants to send me a deposit?" Poplar couldn't help but ask.

Zhang Fei was silent for a moment and said: "If you are really not at ease, sir, just go and get a fake savings card, anyway, don't really take the savings card to the bank to withdraw money." ”

Bai Yang was speechless for a moment, and couldn't help but secretly say: "The girls who this guy showed him last time wouldn't have been deceived by him like this, right?" ”

"Then how do I explain the origin of this money, after all, with my little salary, it is unlikely that I can make so much money?" Poplar thought for a moment and asked.

Zhang Fei couldn't help but roll his eyes and asked, "Sir, have you already told your sister-in-law your identity?" ”

Poplar thought for a while, shook his head, and said, "Not really. ”

"That's not it, just make up an identity, what is the general manager of a large state-owned enterprise, what is the director of a listed company, anyway, as long as it is not the kind of identity that can be found at a check, it can be made, of course, don't be too outrageous, don't say that you are the chairman of a certain listed company, the only son of the richest man." Zhang Fei patiently imparted experience.

Bai Yang's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he seemed to have a faint understanding.

"Xiao Fei, you are so powerful, you really deserve to be a love saint!" Poplar couldn't help but admire.

"Hehe, it's my honor to serve the chief." Zhang Fei said with a hippie smile.

Although Zhang Fei did not completely solve the confusion in Bai Yang's heart, he at least pointed out a different path for him, which made him seem to see hope, and his spirit instantly lifted a lot.

After hanging up the phone, Poplar walked into the bathroom and looked at himself carefully through the large glass mirror in the bathroom.

In fact, he is not ugly, and even a little handsome, with small fresh hair, straight and rich eyebrows, deep double eyelids, big eyes, a high nose bridge, and pink lips.

"Didi, Didi." Suddenly, there was a vibration on the phone, which was a prompt to receive a text message.

He took it out and looked at it and found that it was a text message from Zhang Fei.

The text message is a photo of a celebrity, a foreign football star.

To be honest, this football star's face is not even as handsome as he came, but with a big back and a straight suit, he suddenly found that the saying that people rely on clothes is really true.

In a military dormitory at a military base in Ningbo, Zhang Fei turned around to return to the dormitory after making a phone call, only to find that his three roommates were lying on the glass door of the balcony eavesdropping on a conversation between him and Bai Yang.

Seeing him turn around, those people asked with a smile: "Beast, yes, you have so much experience in picking up girls, where did you learn it?" ”

"Hey, in front of Brother Pig, where does the little brother dare to do that, I'm just a mouthful, otherwise I wouldn't be a single dog by now." Zhang Fei hurriedly said with a smile.

If Bai Yang could hear what Zhang Fei said at this moment, eighty percent would vomit three liters of blood.

Poplar looked at the time and found that it was already past ten o'clock, although he couldn't wait to dress himself up as the football star on his phone, but the malls were basically closed at this time, and even if he wanted to buy clothes, he couldn't buy them, so he could only wait until the next day.

He reluctantly put down his phone, sighed, and quickly freshened up, and then walked into the master bedroom on the second floor.

I don't know if it's because he was too excited, Bai Yang lay on the big bed in the master bedroom, he couldn't sleep, and when he was bored, he simply summoned the starry sky map, and his consciousness entered the starry sky map, and flew into Liu Yan's bedroom quickly.