This brother-in-law, I shouted lightly.

My head is dizzy, how can I still have the time to think about why Jiang Yumeng is listless and wilting.

At this moment, Jiang Yuhan came out of the bathroom, saw me first glanced blank, then looked at Jiang Yumeng, frowned and asked, "Hey, Xiaomeng, what's wrong with you?" Sick? ”

Jiang Yumeng pouted and shook his head.

Jiang Yuhan seemed to be in a good mood, and asked jokingly: "I usually look like a little madman, why am I not happy today if I am not sick?" ”

Jiang Yumeng pouted silently.

Jiang Yuhan kicked me lightly, and asked angrily, "Hey, did you bully her?" ”

Me: "Sister, you can't wronged people." I just woke up, how can I have time to bully her? Besides, with your protection, I don't dare. ”

Jiang Yuhan: "Hmph, this is pretty much the same!" You dare to bully my sister and see that I don't clean you up. ”

Me: "Daughter-in-law, don't worry, I promise not to bully Xiaomeng, and not to let others bully Xiaomeng." After all, she's my sister-in-law, right? ”

Jiang Yuhan snorted lightly: "You know each other." ”

See? What does it mean to be faceless and skinless, invincible in the world? What does it mean to tell a lie a hundred times and become the truth?

At first, when I called Jiang Yuhan's daughter-in-law, what was her reaction? Gritting his teeth, he wanted to eat me.

Now, when I call her daughter-in-law, she just looks at me in vain, and even has some amorous meaning.

This change is subtle and silent, and maybe even Jiang Yuhan himself doesn't know it.

But Jiang Yumeng must have found out.

She pouted with her phone in her arms and got up and walked to her room.

Jiang Yuhan asked, "Hey, change your clothes and go down for breakfast." ”

Jiang Yumeng didn't look back, and was willful: "Don't eat it!" ”

Jiang Yuhan: "Hey...... Immortal, huh? Why not eat? ”

Jiang Yumeng: "I'm full of dog food." ”

Jiang Yuhan was stunned for a moment, a flush rose on his face, and he looked at me more and more angry: "What are you doing in a daze?" Go down and buy breakfast. I'm casual, Xiaomeng wants to eat xiaolongbao, buy a fried egg, and seven are ripe. ”

Me: "So what do I eat?" ”

Jiang Yuhan: "Eat whatever you like, go down and buy it yourself." ”

Me: "Hehe...... I don't want to eat outside, I want to eat at home. ”

Jiang Yuhan: "Hmph, I'm quite picky, but I'm sorry, now here, I don't even have a bowl and chopsticks, and I can't eat it if you want to!" ”

Me: "What kind of chopsticks do you use?" I want to eat, and you have it. ”

Jiang Yuhan frowned and asked curiously, "I have it?" What are you going to eat? ”

I looked at her chest unscrupulously, and smiled evilly: "I want to eat steamed buns, big white steamed buns!" ”

Jiang Yuhan suddenly realized, his face was red, and he kicked my ass without hesitation.

I laughed and ran outside with a puff of smoke.

Jiang Yuhan's scolding voice came from behind: "Pervert! I'll kill you! ”

……

I feel like the day of sexual bliss is coming.

Coming out of the mountains, aside from looking for my aunt to solve the fate of the Ninth World, I have only three goals. First, make money that you can't spend. Second, sleep with the most beautiful girl in the world. Third, the powerful and powerful.

It is more difficult to be powerful and powerful, that thing needs you to deceive, you need to be deep in the city, you need to be iron-blooded, aside from these, it also needs to be precipitated for a long time.

Making money is a frozen three-foot cold, not a day's cold.

Now, the third goal, right in front of me, is within reach.

I pondered along the way, last night, if I really smashed open Jiang Yuhan's door and pushed her down on the big bed to ooxx a hundred times, would I be in love for a long time, and this chick might be able to bow down to me today?

Hey......

It doesn't matter anymore, although yesterday's opportunity was lost, but in the future, we will live under the same roof and have too many opportunities.

Just as I was thinking about it, the phone rang.

Look at the numbers, strange.

I hesitated to connect, and there was a series of strange laughter on the other side, this laughter is simply not what a human voice can make, as if it is a metamorphosis in the barren mountains and mountains in the middle of the night.

In broad daylight, the smiling young man had goosebumps all over his body.

The other party's cow is booming: "Fulfill your wish!" ”

I was stunned: "What the hell, who are you?" The god of lights? ”

Other: "To you, I am God!" ”

Me: "I'll go!" So fierce? May I ask you a question? ”

The other party: "Say!" ”

Me: "You immortals, can you bite your own dingding?" ”

The other party scolded angrily: "I don't have the heart to joke with you." Dare to spoil my good deeds, you are already dead! Heaven and earth, the gods and goddesses can't save you. ”

Me: "Oh...... Master understands, this is to let me say my last wish, right? ”

Other: "That's right! ”

I said, "Okay, give me a mountain of gold, Mount Everest is as high, and stone me to death." ”

The other party gasped for breath and gritted his teeth: "Change one!" ”

I said, "Can't do it?" Okay, then I'll change it to another one, and let the seven fairies insult me. Insult me to death! ”

The other party roared: "Lao Tzu is a bad person!" Lao Tzu is here to threaten you! Can you have a minimum of respect for the bad guys? Leave the Jiang family, don't care about the life or death of the Jiang family sisters, otherwise, if you save them, you will be the one who dies! ”

Me: "Oh, I'm so scared, sir." Brother Bad Guy, send the Seven Fairies quickly. It's really not good, Chang'e is good......"

Syllable!

Before I could finish speaking, the phone had already hung up.

Jiang Yuhan is right, in this steel jungle, there are indeed cunning foxes, coiled dragons, lying tigers, leopards lurking in the dark, and venomous poisonous snakes. But there are also monkeys jumping up and down......

Isn't it funny to call this product?

Jiang Yuhan is my future daughter-in-law, how can I not care? What's more, I am still pointing to Jiang Wenchuan to help me find my aunt, no matter what aspect I am, I have to carry this matter down.

I understand the purpose of his call to me, if he really has 100% confidence to kill me, he will definitely not talk nonsense, how good it is to do it directly. The purpose of this call is purely to threaten!

It's just that the force he pretended to be too big.

I'm looking to see who he is, and he's equivalent to sending his phone number. Although I know in my heart that if the other party is not a fool, he will definitely use another number. But now that the mobile phone number is real-name authenticated, some clues can be found to some extent.

I sent Yan Wushuang the phone number directly.

Bought a full breakfast and came home.

Jiang Yumeng has a basket of steamed buns, a fried egg, and a cup of soy milk. Jiang Yuhan has a portion of fried noodles and a small bowl of porridge with preserved eggs and lean pork.

I held a big white steamed bun and stared at Jiang Yuhan's chest while gnawing sweetly.

Jiang Yumeng pouted, she had no appetite, and she didn't eat when she was angry.

Jiang Yuhan was red and red by me. My sister was by her side, and she didn't want to be mad and kept glaring at me......