Lang Si wiped his tears and said, "Little goat, did your grandson say this?" I seem to have heard the sect leader say that they don't flick when there are tears, but good men have tears, that's called tough guys! ”

The voice of the sect leader came from the darkness: "You are all here, then I am relieved, everyone did not fall to death, or was stoned to death, although there is a sick number, but alive is the luck in misfortune!" Thank you, God Lara! It was God Lala who invisibly extended a helping hand to us! ”

The Sect Master is also there? Officer Fang shone the flashlight in the direction of the sect leader's voice, and saw the sect leader meditating in a place, calm and relaxed.

Lang Si said: "Sect Master, what are you fooling about, haven't you already revealed your stuff!" ”

"Huh? Can you see this? The Sect Master glared and said, "I think I've pretended to be good enough, and you can tell I'm hurt?" ”

"Hurt?" Officer Fang didn't see that the sect leader was injured.

The sect leader sighed and said, "Now that I've seen through it, there's no need for me to pretend anymore!" After that, the sect leader lay on the ground, covered his buttocks with both hands, and said with a bitter face: "It's really faceless, when I fell down, my butt hit the ground first, and I happened to sit on a sharp rock, and now the stone is still stuck in my butt and doesn't come out, it really hurts!" ”

Lang Si was stunned, and he said, "! Master, you actually sat on a rock? What a surprise! ”

The sect leader frowned, sweated profusely, and said, "How can I listen to your tone, you seem to have just found out that I was injured?" Didn't you say I'd already show my stuff? ”

Lang Si said: "What I'm talking about is what you call a Lala God, have you forgotten, you said that you are actually a student of psychology, Lala Teach or what Lala God, you use psychology to fool people, what I'm talking about is this." ”

The sect leader scolded: "Langsi, you turtle! Why don't you say it directly, it's so vague that I think you see through Lao Tzu's butt pain, how can you be like this, can you get along in the future, can you be concise? ”

Lang Si said, "Yo, now blame me?" Didn't you say that you should speak in a roundabout way, and I am not going to be straight in a roundabout. Besides, it hurts, what is there to be ashamed of, I can tell you, I have hemorrhoids in Langsi, when I went to the hospital, I took off my pants and exposed my belly, so that five or six doctors could see it, and they still looked at my belly, pointing and pointing, what's the matter? When the time comes, the hemorrhoids will be cut, comfortable, able to jump, eat fragrantly, and be comfortable by yourself, more important than anything else! ”

The sect leader thought about it, it was such a reason, and he said: "If you are a threesome, you must have my teacher!" I studied today, thank you for the advice, okay, I'm also out of the way, Officer Fang, or Brother Lang, come and see, can anyone help me pull out the stone that was stuck in my ass? On behalf of Lala Church and all the staff, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to you! ”

Officer Fang said to Lang Si: "Brother Lang Si, you look at the little goat, I'll go over to see how the sect leader's condition is." ”

With the light of the flashlight, Officer Fang leaned down on the lower half of the sect leader, and just touched it lightly with his hand, but heard the sect leader let out a ghostly wolf-like voice: "It hurts!" It hurts! It hurts like a volcanic eruption! Brother, can we be lighter? A little lighter! ”

Officer Fang said: "I'll go, you three-foot man, why are you so hypocritical, I'm already light enough, how can I be light, the main thing is that this stone is pierced more ruthlessly!" Sect Master, you have to be patient with yourself, I think you have also learned some knowledge, you should know the characters of the Three Kingdoms, Guan Yu! Right? ”

The sect leader said: "Isn't it the Guan Yu in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms TV series, red-faced and with a green hat, isn't it?" ”

Officer Fang? He said, "How do you say this?" It's him, but, you red-faced, cuckold, a little inappropriate. ”

Lang Si said on the side: "This Guan Yu's image, how can you ruin your dirty thoughts?" Red face and green hat, that long ago, were respected, green hat, but later for some other reasons, it was said that he was a man's wife or girlfriend, and he was engaged with another man, and this man was a green hat. ”

Officer Fang said: "Don't talk about this, this is not important, what I want to say is the allusion of Guan Yu scraping bones to heal his wounds!" Master, have you heard of it? ”

The sect leader said: "I've heard it, isn't it that Hua Tuo scraped Guan Yu's bones to heal his wounds, and Guan Yu didn't shout a word of pain!" ”

Officer Fang said, "Yes! Sect Master, at this moment, compared with Guan Yu's bone scraping and healing injuries back then, your injuries and Guan Yu's injuries are not on the same level, you have to learn from Guan Yu, you have to be able to endure it! ”

The sect leader said: "Okay, I want to learn from Guan Yu, but, back then, Guan Yu *** came to distract me, so what should I watch to distract me?" ”

Officer Fang almost suffocated himself to death, he coughed twice and said: "Sect Master, which version of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms are you watching, who told you that Guan Yu used *** to distract from scraping bones and healing injuries back then, do you have any common sense, was there a TV set at that time?" His method of distraction is to play chess! ”

The leader said, "Playing chess? Well, we're not looking at a version, I'm looking at the H version, but no matter which version, it's a truth, distraction, let's say, what to do? ”

Officer Fang sighed and said, "It seems that there is only one way, I'll give you a KO version, how about it?" ”

“KO？” The Sect Master muttered suspiciously, "What version is this?" You want me to watch the boxing video on your phone? Hehe, to be honest, I'm not very interested in boxing, I'm actually interested in Huang ......"

Before the sect leader finished speaking, Officer Fang raised his hand and slashed quickly and accurately at the back of the sect leader's neck, and the sect leader closed his eyes and fainted.

"Only by knocking you out can you be quiet, and I can pull out stones for you!"

Officer Fang was still so sharp, put his hand on the sect leader's buttocks, pinched the stone tightly, and quickly pulled it out, and the long stone, which was quite sharp, was pulled out.

And at this time, the sect leader suddenly woke up from the stupor, opened his mouth wide and shouted, "It's not good! The volcano is about to erupt again! The magma is about to erupt, so let's roll up and leave! Lala teaches all the staff, evacuate! ”

When he said that, Officer Fang still wondered what the sect leader was shouting, but after the sect leader shouted the word "evacuate", he saw that the sect leader's ass collapsed and a pillar of blood burst out, splashing Officer Fang's body, but fortunately, even if Officer Fang raised his hand to block his face, otherwise his face would be splashed with the sect leader's "magma"!

The Sect Master shouted again, "God Lala! Request support! Request support! "The head sank, and then it passed.