Chapter 326: Stealing Peaches
Five Thunder Courtyard.
After Li Xiaodao casually slashed the villain in the mortal world, in less than a moment, three heavenly beings who were also wearing thunder armor walked into the courtyard.
After the three came in, they sat under the tree, and one of the fierce generals with a beard like steel needles under his chin asked in a muffled voice: "Demon slayer, what wicked people, evil demons, and demons are there during our time in the mortal world?" ”
"A villain in the world, killing his father and mother, has been used by me." Li Xiaodao said, looked at the three of them, raised his eyebrows and asked, "It's the three of you, this time you went to exterminate the demon monkey by the Holy Order of the Jade Emperor, I don't know what the result is?" ”
These three thunder generals are his three colleagues, who are desperate, destroy demons, and punish monsters.
A few days ago, because the monkey made a big fuss in the underworld, and there was a history of making a big fuss in the Dragon Palace, the Dragon King of the Four Seas and the Ten Palaces of Yama finally sued the monkey to the heavenly court with a complaint.
When the Jade Emperor wanted to exterminate the demon monkey, Tai Bai Xing admonished the monkey to become an official in the upper realm, and naturally it was not surprising that it was a messenger of Bi Ma Wen.
After being a monkey for a few days, he went to the lower realm and erected the banner of "Monkey King".
The Jade Emperor immediately appointed Li Jing, the king of Tota, as the generalissimo of demon subjugation, the great god of the Three Altars Sea Society, and the giant spirit god who was equal to 100,000 heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals to subdue demons in the lower realm.
This thunder department also went to a few god generals, because because the position of the Five Thunder Courtyard could not be left unattended, Li Xiaodao was left to guard alone and exercise heavenly punishment.
The Demon Slayer God General sighed and said: "Alas, that demon monkey doesn't know where to learn the ability, even the third prince is not his opponent, after a few rounds, he pulled out a hair and took it in, and I will suffer a lot when I meet him." ”
Li Xiaodao was expressionless and said, "What happened later?" ”
The monster god general said: "Later, it was the old man of Tai Bai Xing, who said that this demon monkey had some skills, so he did it with him as a Monkey King, but there was no money, no position, just an empty position." “
"I see..."Li Xiaodao nodded slowly as if he didn't know.
"Okay, thanks to you these past few days, now that the three of us are back, you can go back!" The Demon Slayer General waved his hand.
After Li Xiaodao nodded, he left the Five Thunder Courtyard in a moment.
Then, his eyes flashed, and he seemed to penetrate the Nine Heavens, and saw the monkey who was drinking in the Donghua Emperor's Mansion and chatting with the Emperor.
The monkey also sensed something.
This moment.
One person and one monkey, the corners of their mouths pulled out a smile at the same time.
But some people couldn't laugh.
This is the Emperor of Donghua.
Looking at the monkey in front of him, hooking shoulders with him, clinking glasses and drinking cups, the emperor smiled bitterly in his heart: "This monkey is also bitter and ......."
However, this monkey's strength is not inferior to him, and he has the false title of a great sage, and it is not easy to drive people out in the end, so he has to pretend to be smiling, just begging this monkey to leave him as soon as possible and harm others.
It's only been half a day, and half of the wine in his Emperor's Mansion has been drunk by this monkey, and he doesn't know where this monkey has such a big belly.
At the end of the day, Emperor Donghua finally sent the monkey away, but it hurt a lot.
On such a day, his Nine Dragons Treasure, which had been stored for tens of thousands of years, was actually drunk by a monkey with seven layers, making him look up to the sky and smile bitterly.
In the next few days, the monkey wandered inside and outside the Three Realms every day, going to Penglai Immortal Island today, going to the Bullfighting Palace tomorrow, and the Nine Yao Star Officials, the Five Generals of the Five Directions, the Twenty-Eight Constellations, the Four Heavenly Kings, the Twelve Yuanchen, the Universal Astrology, and the gods of the Hehan Dynasty are all called brothers.
At this moment, the name of the Monkey King can be regarded as omniscient among the gods of the Three Realms, and he still has a friendship with him.
In the future, on the way to the west, the monkey will ask the gods and goddesses to help from the lower realm if they have nothing to do, and the relationship will come from this piece.
During this period, the monkey naturally went to the deity and threw a hair, which hid the unique treasures of various gods and goddesses like mountains and seas.
There are the wine of the Emperor of Donghua, the Zhu Guo of the Mishima Immortal, the Xingsha of the Xingshen of the River Han and all kinds of treasures.
Looking at the things in this monkey hair, Li Xiaodao showed a smile, but these are just things that don't have much weight, although these things are enough for him to take his immortal power one step further, but compared to the peach in Pan Taoyuan, Taishang Laojun's Jin Dan, these things are nothing.
"However, the peach should not be far away."
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But it is said that the monkey is wandering like this all day long, and finally the gods of the Three Realms are bitter, not that they dislike the monkey, one monkey is profound, and the other has the name of Monkey King, and the gods also intend to befriend him.
The hateful thing is that this monkey doesn't know why, his belly is so big, every time he goes to the fairy's mansion, people have to take out a lot of things to entertain him.
After all, everyone is a fairy, and when the guests come, it's not good to take some hospitality, but if you take it out, the monkey will eat and drink without end, and after eating, how can you not let such a fairy cry bitterly.
Such a person with a large belly will just fall once or twice, and go there every few days, even if there are gold and silver mountains at home, he will be poor.
As a last resort, many immortals hurriedly started the Jade Emperor and asked him to arrange a ministry for the monkey, and don't let him be idle every day like this, if it goes on like this, the ministers can't stand it.
After the Jade Emperor heard this, he immediately announced that the monkey had entered the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
After the monkey entered the hall, his face was full of smiles, and he said with a smile: "Your Majesty, what reward does the old grandson have?" ”
The Jade Emperor smiled lightly: "I see that you have nothing to do every day, and you have a ministry, and you have the right to take care of the peach orchard, and you will take care of it sooner or later." ”
The monkey's face was full of joy, and he immediately responded, and went to the peach orchard in the evening to investigate.
Let's say that after the monkey entered the peach orchard, he saw 9,000 peach trees in this courtyard, each tree root is like a dragon knot, and there is a bowl-sized spiritual fruit hanging on it, which is the peach, each looks bright and dripping, and the aura is compelling.
The monkey laughed, and immediately turned into a gust of wind and struck the peach tree behind the courtyard that ripened for 9,000 years.
When he was about to pick peaches, a puff of green smoke came out of the courtyard, and he said in a panic: "The great sage can't, these peaches are all counted!" ”
The monkey's eyes flashed, and he smiled and said, "Lao Sun just look, look at ......"
He looked anxious.
However, this garden is already under his care, and there is always a chance all day long.
The land and the cultivator finally breathed a sigh of relief.
A few days passed like this, and finally on this day, the monkey saw that he was the only one in the garden, and immediately laughed, and his eyes flashed, and he ran to the last three thousand peach trees, turning into a golden wind.
After the wind passed, the peaches on the tree that had ripened for 9,000 years were lost in an instant.
The monkey's eyes flashed again, pulled out a handful of hairs, blew a breath, and shouted "Change!" ”
These seventy-two changes are unchanging and all-encompassing, and they are by no means visible in this land full of gardens.
When it is really seen, it is also time for him to steal the gold pill and drink the imperial wine.
He is ready to be pressed for five hundred years, how can he be pressed in vain, this time he will not only make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, but also make more trouble than in the original book.
Don't take any benefits in this havoc in the Heavenly Palace, how can you be worthy of the five hundred years of being suppressed!
After taking a thousand peaches, the monkey immediately laughed, took advantage of the evening to go out of the peach orchard, blew out a monkey hair, and sent it to the deity.
(End of chapter)