Banker is in the headlines, and Banker is in the headlines again.

At noon that day, Bank was talking to Tony about what he said was worthless, but when Pepper and Peggy looked at each other speechlessly, Bank was stunned by a piece of news on TV.

I only heard the host on the TV, who was hurrying away, and said: "It's almost there, there is the scene of the incident in front, I heard that the perpetrator did not use any high-tech equipment, but just took advantage of the night, pried open the door with a steel crutch, and stole the things inside." ”

Banker couldn't help but purse his mouth and said, "What kind of world, isn't it that the White House was stolen, this can be the morning news?" ”

Tony didn't speak, just looked at the TV host very suspiciously.

I saw the host continue: "We know Bank. Lanloster's storefront, located at 56 Franklin Street, and legend has it that his basement contains the most precious collections in the world, including the scepter of the evil god Loki, which is of immeasurable value, but just last night, three daring thieves, who did all the villains in the world, wanted to do the most, that is, to pry open the door of the basement of Lanloster's shop. ”

Banker was dumbfounded when he heard this, but Tony on the side couldn't help but squirt out a mouthful of mineral water, and he said with a strange expression: "What kind of world, isn't the White House stolen, any cat or dog is stolen from the house, can it be news in the morning?" ”

Banker ignored him, just threw a toast in his face, but didn't take his eyes off the TV.

I saw that the host had come to the small shop he was familiar with, where the police had blocked the scene, and the host found a witness who seemed to know something among the onlookers and conducted an interview.

"Hello sir, listen to what you say, are you the first eyewitness to this incident?" The moderator asked Uncle George.

Uncle George nodded and said, "I've been Lanloster's neighbor for many years, and he asked me to help him look at the storefront, so when I woke up early in the morning, I saw the current situation." ”

The host went on to ask, "Do you know what's going on inside?" ”

Uncle George nodded and said, "Of course I know, he asked me to take care of it, and I have the right to go in and take a look, you don't know, that kid called me Uncle George, and my relationship with him back then ......"

Seeing Uncle George gushing, the host interrupted awkwardly: "Can you ask what you saw inside?" Because according to my visual inspection on the spot, the things in Lanroster's small shop, I still think that nothing has been lost, is there really a basement? ”

Uncle George nodded and said, "Of course there is a basement, you don't know, except this time, I went in and saw it twice, my relationship with that kid, heh, needless to say, he still ate at my house every day, saying that my food is very delicious, my shop is 58 Franklin Street, next to Lanloster's shop, the name is Uncle George fast food restaurant, we have a rich range of dishes, quality and taste have absolute guarantees, after all, the gatekeepers are full of praise, Uncle George fast food restaurant adhering to the ......"

Seeing that Uncle George was more outrageous and digressed again, he began to advertise his own home, and the host really wanted to wake him up with a slap and let him get down to business.

But this girl seems to be the first witness, and even knows the situation of the legendary basement, so the host still patiently asked: "So is there anything stolen in the basement?" ”

Uncle George nodded again and said, "Yes, the iron door has been broken open by electric welding and chainsaws, and there are a lot of things in it, in addition, Ban Lan Loster, I liked to eat at the sixth table of Uncle George's fast food restaurant back then, and there is his signature on it, welcome new and old customers to come and taste pleasure, the purpose of our store is to ......"

This is not only the host, but the audience in front of the TV wants to fool him and get down to business!!

The host asked this funny uncle, as if he could only squeeze toothpaste, so he said helplessly again: "Is there really a legendary treasure in the basement?" Does Loki's scepter have it too? ”

Uncle George glanced at her and said, "Of course! It's just that it seems to have been stolen, and there are only a few things left in it that can't be taken away, such as the Destroyer's head armor, and Iron Man's suit, and a few small parts that others don't look at, now you know how good my relationship with him is, right? I've been to his basement twice, but the audience in front of the TV, you can follow my Twitter and YouTube account 'Uncle George and Bank', which has a lot of stories about him back then, and I update it every once in a while, and you can also order food on it......"

Mo said that the host couldn't stand it, and Uncle Clinton on the side couldn't stand it, so he directly squeezed away the old guy George, and said to the host: "What do you ask me, I don't talk as much as him, I only advertise one sentence, Clinton clothing store, just on the left hand side of Lanloster's shop...... Okay, what's there you asking. ”

The host looked at the two living treasures speechlessly and asked, "Do you know what is in the basement of Lanloster?" Didn't the thief steal in the middle of the night and not alarm you? ”

Uncle Clinton did what he said, saying that he would only play one game of advertising, and he would make an advertisement, and he said: "There are a lot of collections inside, including alien weapons, but I won't disclose the excess, and the thief pried open the door of the small shop with a steel pipe, so we didn't hear any sound." ”

I saw that the host asked another question, and Uncle Clinton answered them for him one by one.

In the end, the host thanked: "Thank you for the explanation of the shopkeeper, we will conduct multiple interviews and collections on the scene, and now switch the camera to the main station." ”

"Wait."

The host was stunned, only to see Uncle Clinton stop her, and the host thought he had something else to say, so he sent the microphone to him.

I saw Uncle Clinton say: "Bank, come back and have a look when you have time, there are a lot of familiar faces on Franklin Street, but we all remember you." ”

……

Banker slapped the table and said angrily, "Did those thieves get kicked in the head by a donkey?" Lao Tzu was preparing to move the collection over in the next few days, but he didn't expect it to be a step too late, and Lao Tzu was going to drive an alien battleship to bomb them! ”

Not long after, amid the strange eyes of Pepper and Peggy, and Tony's undisguised wild laughter, Bank grabbed Siri, started the Batmobile, and flew towards Franklin Street.