At noon, Tassel happily jumped into the room from outside with a large pile of garbage, and the monkey master who was playing with a knife to cut wood in the room looked up at her: "How much did it cost?" ”

"So many things! It's only five gold! It's only five gold!! ”

Seeing her cheering, don't think about it, this girl has probably been fooled miserably this time. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Look at what these things are, he is equivalent to buying a bunch of stalls with 50,000 yuan, but it doesn't matter, she is happy, as a mentally retarded sword fairy, she can live so big It is really the favor of God.

"Tassel, Shopkeeper Liu seems to have found someone to deal with you."

"Ahh You don't call the master tassels, your wings are hard! The tassel ran over and grabbed the monkey's ear: "Call Master!" Yes! Are you carving me? ”

I can't help but say that the tassel snatched the unfinished wood carving in the monkey master's hand, although the face is not finished, but from the posture and posture and the sword on his back, it is clearly a tassel.

This time the tassel was about to fly happily, holding the wood carving and refusing to let go, lying on the bed and playing with his wood carving over and over.

"Give me back."

"Don't give it, don't give it, it's obviously me who carved it, I want it!" Tassel kicked the wood carving into the clothes: "You go play with something else." ”

"It's not done yet."

"No need, you can't carve me so beautiful, it's good like that." Tassel nodded seriously, and then saw that there was still a box of rouge on the table, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she ran over and took the rouge in her hand: "It's also mine." ”

"Shopkeeper Liu wants to find someone to deal with you."

"You have a good eye, obviously a boy, you are so good at picking rouge, very good, the master didn't hurt you in vain."

The monkey master rolled his eyes: "Shopkeeper Liu wants to find someone to deal with you." ”

"Ahh I bought something delicious, come and come. The tassel jumped to the pile of garbage she bought, rummaged through it, and took out a strange thing wrapped in oiled paper from it and put it in front of the monkey master: "Eat, eat!" Eat fast, eat delicious. ”

"Did you hear me?"

"I heard you."

"And what do you think?"

"You eat, you eat first, I'll say."

The monkey reluctantly opened the oiled paper bag, and there was actually a large bag of fried sparrows in it, and it was unappetizing to see the weird shape, but the tassel stubbornly said that it was a good time......

endured the nausea and stuffed one into his mouth, and the monkey master chewed a few mouthfuls with a reluctant face and spit it aside: "You should say it now, right?" ”

"Also, I bought plums and oranges." The tassel lowered his head and churned for a while: "Alas? Where's my orange? ”

The monkey master stroked his forehead with one hand, without the slightest desire to talk to her, although ten years had made him familiar with the behavior pattern of tassels, he still couldn't accept the various behavioral logic of this mentally retarded.

"Ah, I'll talk to you, I also bought something called pepper, it is said that it has only come from Fanren in the past two years, but it is much more spicy than dogwood, I plan to buy some seeds and go back and plant them in the vegetable garden."

The monkey rolled his eyelids and turned his back to look at her, usually this is the best way to make her beep, because tassels are such people...... The simple ignorance has been neutralized, as long as the eyes are still on her, she will automatically make up for you talking to her, and then continue to talk a lot without stopping. But if she doesn't look at her, she will quickly stop and play with herself, this trick is a stunt that the monkey master summed up to deal with tassels, and it can even be said to be a nirvana.

"Chuxinxin, I was in the town just now, I saw a beautiful girl, do you want to see it?"

"What am I doing when I see a woman?" Although she made up her mind to ignore her, she didn't expect her to spew out an earth-shattering sentence: "Don't look for trouble." ”

"Come on, come on."

Tassel happily dragged the monkey master to the bed and pressed him to the opposite of him, and then said seriously: "You see, when the master picked you up, you were a fourteen-year-old child, and now you are a twenty-four-year-old child, and it's time to get married. ”

"No, don't bother me."

"Chuxinxin, you haven't seen that girl before, if you want to see it, you will definitely agree, Master told you, that girl...... Hmm......" Tassel jumped under the bed and gestured with his hand: "A little taller than Master, a little fatter than Master, although not as beautiful as Master, but also with clear eyebrows." ”

"Do you want to be ashamed...... Is it interesting to change the law to boast about yourself? ”

The monkey man couldn't help but laugh and watched the tassel introduce it with a gesture, and he silently rummaged in the garbage on that table, and the toys in his hand played unconsciously.

"No, that girl is really beautiful! It's true. She said that she was from the Qingcheng faction, and this time she went down the mountain to do things with the senior brother of Shushan, let me tell you, oh, with your strength, I'm afraid that even the head of Shushan is not your opponent. ”

"Don't be coaxing, I want to be so powerful, can I be beaten into a dog by you?"

"That is, you don't look at who the master is, can it be compared to ordinary people? So I decided to go with Master to meet the girl in the afternoon. ”

"Don't go, don't go, you're bored, okay, just go to bed if you're fine, what's the matter with forcing me to go on a blind date?"

"Alas, the original intention. You're not too young, so it's time to find you a double monk, no matter how old you are, no one will want it. ”

"Huh? Everyone has the right to say, even if you don't, don't you look at yourself? How old are you? Are you a couple? ”

Tassel rolled his eyes, snorted and pushed the door open...... That's right, she just went out, but judging from her demeanor, she should have gone out to forage for food, and it is estimated that in a few minutes she will rush back with a bunch of strange food and pull the monkey master to eat together.

Sure enough, as the monkey master expected, the tassel really walked back from the outside with a big bag and a small bag after fifteen minutes, what beef and lamb leg glutinous rice, the greasy degree is simply no one, but the tassel doesn't care at all, every time he opens a pack, he will give the monkey a hundred pulpit style introduction, saying that this braised beef is a century-old shop, when he ate it for the first time, the owner of the beef shop is still the father of the grandfather of the current boss, and what is the glutinous rice chicken that is so delicious that people can see the gate of the fairy world.

In short, when introducing food, not only is she not stupid at all, but she is full of the wit of a shopping guide in a shopping mall, but what is the use of being clever in this kind of place...... Well, maybe it will be useful for her, in case she can't live one day, she can also earn herself a meal by selling buns to others.

The monkey master didn't have much appetite, because his appetite was exhausted by the fried sparrow, and the reason why he ate it was entirely because he was really afraid of the tassel's chatter.

"Eat this, eat this." Tassel nodded vigorously: "Eat a little more to grow your body." ”

The monkey master glanced out the window coldly, and an inexplicable sadness surged in his heart.

And just as he was eating unpalatable meals all year round, there was a sudden knock on the door. The monkey master suddenly felt that the sun was shining a lot, he almost jumped up and jumped to the door, and then opened the door with a sincere smile on his face.

But after he opened the door, his expression immediately relaxed, and he saw three people standing outside, two of them were a man and a woman with flying swords on their backs, the man was the red spike sword fairy who stood with Liu Ren in the morning, the woman had never seen it, but a yellow spike, which was one level higher than the black smut. And beside them stood the big fat man Liu Ren with a gray face, who was hunched over his waist, looking like he had lost his soul.

"Shushan, Liu Songlin."

"Qingcheng, Yang Qianning."

After seeing the monkey master, the two of them first reported to their home, the monkey master was stunned for a moment, and then turned his head to look at Liu Ren. But just as he was about to speak, the tassel's head poked out from his shoulder, and when he saw the girl in front of the monkey master, he immediately became excited. Tugging on the monkey master's sleeve and shouting: "Chuxinchu Chuxin, the girl that Master told you is her!" Pretty! Isn't it particularly beautiful! ”

"The senior said it was funny." Yang Qianning smiled a little embarrassedly: "Compared with the demeanor of my predecessors, I am just the light of fire." ”

"Look, look! Look at how polite people are. The tassel was praising the girl opposite, and kept hitting the monkey master with his shoulder: "Don't let people come in yet!" ”

The monkey master squinted at her, reluctantly gave up his half-body position, and let the three people at the door in.

"Sorry to disturb the senior's meal."

Liu Songlin from Shushan first walked in and hugged his fist to apologize to the tassel, and then turned his head and apologized to the monkey master. But there is a difference between the postures of the two, the monkey can see it! When he apologized to the tassel, his left index finger passed through the gap between the index and middle fingers of his right hand, and he bowed at an angle of 60 degrees. And when facing the monkey master, he just hugged his fists, and he didn't bow at all.

If you want to put it in the original, there is such a difference, then the monkey master has to let him kneel, but now, that's it, anyway, people are polite.

After they walked in, they didn't look for a place to sit, just stood there, and the first person to speak was Liu Songlin: "I was originally from the town, I was selected to practice in Shushan fifteen years ago, and this morning is the first day to go down the mountain. After coming back, I visited the clan uncle, and I heard that he had done such a shameful thing, and this time I came to apologize and ask the clan uncle to return the money owed over the years. ”

After speaking, he glanced at his eyes and saw Liu Ren holding a large stack of promissory notes in both hands and gently placing them on the table, and then retreated behind Liu Songlin without saying a word, with a humble expression.

"This girl? What is this girl here for? ”

"Oh, senior. I went down the mountain with Senior Brother Songlin to run errands. ”

"What's going on?"

The tassel is too embarrassing to ask, since people have gone down the mountain for the first time in fifteen years, there must be ulterior motives, how can they just tell the tassel to such an outsider.

"Is that nothing?" Tassel blinked: "Girl, what do you think of my apprentice!" ”

"Tassel!" The monkey master's eyes glared: "You are endless!" ”

But his threat obviously didn't have any effect, the tassel just dragged him aside, and then stood in front of Yang Qianning and looked her up and down: "Say it quickly." ”

"This ...... Although this senior brother met for the first time...... But...... But it can be seen that it is also a ......."

The monkey master almost covered his face in the back, and he felt that he was quite good-looking now, but it obviously did not match the mainstream aesthetics, the mainstream aesthetics, men should be like Liu Songlin with fine skin and tender flesh, slender limbs, and a cold asceticism on his face. As for the monkey master, because he has been honing in the mountains all the year round, and because he was weak and sick before, he mainly focused on physical skills in the early stage of cultivation, so he has strong muscles and a bronze complexion, and he will be sincere...... Judging from his appearance alone, he is really not as popular as a handsome boy like Liu Songlin, so Yang Qianning said that he was a Xuan Yu instead of Ning Ruo Bingxin.

"Ah, I think it's good! That's good, that's good, how about you marry my apprentice? ”

The monkey master made a helpless gesture towards Yang Qianning behind the tassel, and it is estimated that Yang Qianning also understood, covered his mouth and smiled lightly, and then said slowly: "Senior, although the Qingcheng faction is not as large as the Shushan faction, it is also a strict family law, and this kind of thing is not something I can say." ”

The monkey master gave Yang Qianning a thumbs up with satisfaction, and she gently swept it with her talking eyes, with a smile in her eyes. It's just that Liu Songlin's expression next to him is not very good-looking, and the monkey master can see it at a glance. This is because this kid is interested in this Yang Qianning, and Yang Qianning doesn't have much interest in her, otherwise if she is in love, I am afraid she would have jumped out early.

"Girl, girl, how much dowry do you want? There are more than 100,000 here, just take it back and tell the head of your family. I will not do you badly with my tassel gate. ”

Oops,...... It's really shameful, the monkey master is embarrassed to stand here, because the tassel has moved her tassel door out again, this sect of only two people has not been registered, it is a black household at all, it feels like a village occupies a hill and then establishes a kingdom, ugly.

"Bride Price ......"

The tassel is indeed high, and Jin Sui also represents her power, so Yang Qianning, as a junior, did not dare to refuse directly, but kept signaling the monkey master behind her to think of a way.

But what can the monkey master do, the tassel is the legendary stupid axis, she thinks that the monkey master has reached the age of marriage, so if the monkey master does not get married, it will be a big rebellion, deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, this kind of thing is not allowed by her, so now if the monkey master rushes up, then what awaits him will be tied to the chair and gagged with tasseled socks.

"Senior ......" Liu Songlin probably couldn't listen to it anymore, he stepped forward: "You may not know the rules of the sect very well, this kind of thing needs to be contested to recruit relatives." ”

Fart! The monkey master is an expert in micro-expressions, and he can see at a glance that Liu Songlin is talking nonsense, and he is recruiting relatives in a bullshit competition. He just sees himself as a good bully for smut, and it can't be a smut's turn to come forward in such a thing as a martial arts competition. But he doesn't know the tassel too much, this girl has a honey confidence in herself, her apprentice, and her sect.

Sure enough, it was really in response to the monkey master's conjecture, and as soon as the tassel heard the competition to recruit relatives, his eyes lit up on the spot, and then he untied the accessories from behind: "Take this sword as an alliance!" The oath is made! ”

"!!" The monkey master rushed over and was about to grab the sword, but the whole person was bounced out: "Hurry up, it's too late if you don't stop!" (To be continued.) )