Master Monkey didn't deliberately leave it alone, but there were many things that he couldn't interfere with anymore. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

He knows where he is most criticized, not because he is short-tempered and unreasonable, but because he is passive and has no head and tail.

But what can be done? As if deliberately arranged, whenever his plans were about to unfold, a bunch of people would pop up to disrupt his plans and ideas.

This kind of thing is very annoying, although he doesn't doubt that he can still get what he wants in the end, after all, the wisdom of that group of super-advanced primates will definitely not be worse than him, but that kind of thing can't be done and suppresses it makes him really annoying, very annoying!

sent messages to Perverted Qiang, Dada, Zhang Qun and others respectively, and he simply threw himself away, and traveled directly back to the earth alone.

When he returned, he didn't look for anyone, but took advantage of the night to get into a bar: "Have the strongest drink." ”

"Our most famous wine is to pay first."

The bartender was a beautiful girl, and when she heard the monkey master ask for the most expensive wine, she immediately laughed, and said in a mocking tone: "If you don't pay, I won't mix it for you." ”

Pay first, hahaha. The tone was too big to be good, but since she had said so, the monkey master thought about it and raised his hand slightly: "Then a glass of blueberry juice." ”

The bartender squinted at the monkey master, and then the corners of his mouth curled, his eyes were full of disdain, but the movements of his hands were not slow, and he quickly handed the monkey a glass of blueberry juice with white smoke.

"This cup is what I asked you for. If you can't drink enough, don't learn to buy drunk, it's enough to drink beer if you're in a bad mood. ”

"What do you say to all your customers?"

The monkey master raised his eyelids slightly, and glanced lightly at this little girl who looked very sweet but was full of rebellion, without much expression.

"That's not it, I just think that a middle-aged person like you who is angry at home and comes out to vent can't be too reckless, and it will be ugly when the time comes."

Business at this bar is not very good, and only a few people sit in the dark corner and watch the boring ball game on the big screen of the bar.

Look at the bar on the other side, the door is like a market, coming and going, bustling and lively.

"You're here to launder money."

The monkey master took a sip of blueberry juice: "Business is so bad. ”

"Uncle, you should also be a little affectionate for the sake of me inviting you to drink, don't bring the grievances of the family to the society, you look like a failure."

Good...... It's really excellent, the dignified saboteur was actually educated by a little girl in a bar in a remote city, this is really a tiger falling Pingyang.

However, the monkey master was not annoyed, just sat on the high stool and looked around with the juice around: "I'm afraid your day's water is not as good as the stall selling skewers at the door." ”

"I said, you're also quite interesting, it's really annoying to speak, your mouth is so poisonous, you must be very bitter in your heart." The bartender slammed a bowl of ice cubes and came out: "Cool you off." ”

The monkey didn't eat her ice cubes, just slapped a hundred dollars on the table, and then walked out laughing, leaving the bartender with question marks on his face not knowing why.

Walking on the street, the monkey is really in a much better mood, this squeeze is really the only way to vent, and build his happiness on the pain and embarrassment of others, this is the real happiness. Sure enough, the methods of making money are all written in the criminal law, and the methods of happiness are all based on the white eyes.

"What time is it?"

The monkey master stopped a few students who looked like people, two of them were quite drunk, but the answer to the question happened to be the one who was particularly drunk, he not only told the monkey master the current time, but also hugged the monkey master's shoulder and cried and shouted that he wanted to take the monkey master to drink together, which provoked the companion next to him to say sorry to the monkey master.

"Where are the many hooligans of this generation?"

"Hooligans...... It's been a long time since I've seen it, so maybe there are a little more Internet cafes. ”

Bidding farewell to these college students, the monkey master smiled dumbly. I'm really a person who can't do anything, and even if you want to fight a hooligan, you have to go to a special Internet café to see it, life is really boring.

After wandering around the street for a while, he just walked to a bus stop, and a bus just stopped in front of him, and the monkey master was not polite, he turned around and got on the bus directly, put in the coin and sat in the back of the side, looking out the window without saying a word.

This car may be the last train, there is only a girl in a long skirt in the car, she doesn't look very old, after seeing the monkey come up, she subconsciously hugged her bag, lowered her head and looked very nervous.

"Hey, girl, am I so terrible?"

"I didn't ...... No. The girl shuddered, then turned back to the monkey and smiled miserably.

"Forget it."

Seeing this infiltrating smile, the monkey master suddenly lost even interest in ridiculing, opened the window and blew the evening breeze, without saying a word. Until at a certain stop, five or six social people came up from the front door.

The one headed by these social people was a typical hooligan attire, with a floral shirt, jeans and a pair of pointed shoes, no hair on his head, sunglasses at night, a large gold chain around his neck for a dog, and a shining gold watch in his hand.

"Damn, it's a day for the insurance company, and we still have to take the bus."

"That's it, Brother Yang, what about the taxi drivers who refuse to ride? I wrote down all the numbers. ”

"Written down? Call Grey Rabbit tomorrow, complain about fucking, and let the fuck know that Lao Tzu also has a brother who is a serious person. ”

When she heard this, the girl suddenly couldn't help laughing, but the big brother didn't say anything, just stared at her viciously, and then turned her head.

At this time, his little brother suddenly took out a cigarette and handed it to the mouth of the eldest brother of the society, but the eldest brother stared: "What the hell is going on with you?" There is also a girl in the car, who knows some rules. ”

"Yes, yes...... What Brother Yang said. As he spoke, he ripped the cigarette off his mouth and stuffed it back into the cigarette case.

The monkey master stared at these people for a while, then laughed too, and then raised his chin at the big brother in society: "Do you know what kind of bus this bus is?" ”

"What car?" The big brother of society raised his head: "Bus! Otherwise, what kind of car? ”

"Oh, and do you know what's going on on the last train?"

This time, the big brother of the society was enlightened: "What...... What the? ”

"Be careful next time."

After saying that, the monkey master disappeared in front of the eldest brother in the society, his younger brother and the girl...... Yes, it just disappeared out of thin air. There was a scream from the bus, and it was not the scream of the girl, it was the scream of the big brother in society...... The monkey master listened from afar, it was simply earth-shattering and crying ghosts and gods, completely natural, without any concealment.

And at this moment, the monkey master's communicator rang, and Jian Gang's voice came from inside: "Have you made enough trouble?" ”

"How do you know I'm back?" The monkey master asked in surprise, "I just arrived." ”

"I know you came back unexpectedly? Your communicator is recorded in real time, so if you have enough trouble, you can come to Tacheng. ”

"What are you doing there?"

"Your little sister of the Sword Immortal misses you." Jian Gang pursed his lips and said disdainfully, and then his voice gradually became smaller: "I...... I miss you too. ”

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I went to eat wine today, and I was a little dizzy from drinking, and I felt sorry for my money.