Chapter 269: Red Bomb!

The rest was simple, and at Jade's will, the Marauder ship was heading at full speed toward Xandal, trying to get there before Ronan arrived. Although there were some discordant voices on the ship, with the full cooperation of the captain and Comrade Yongdu, nothing happened.

It is worth mentioning that PeterQuayle's comic teammates tried to retrieve Quill and Gamora who were taken away by the mysterious man...... And it may be two corpses, actually driving a small broken spaceship to block the way of Yongdu's spaceship, and openly threatening a boatload of raiders with a weapon independently developed by Simply Noodles......

If it weren't for Quill's quick reaction, it is estimated that these guys would have been blasted away by the spaceship crew who had not completely calmed down.

After solving the "misunderstanding", the three comic teammates also join the team that is ready to save the world, and Jade also meets Peterquail's unobtrusive teammates during the few days on the road. For the stupid and tenacious Destroyer Drax and the super stinky little raccoon who simply faced Jun, Jade just glanced at it and let it go, but it was the tree Groot who could only say "Groot", Jade Zi had a lot of curiosity.

"What the hell is this? Obviously, the body is completely made of plants, but it has its own consciousness and thoughts...... It's a dryant, right? It's definitely a tree spirit! ”

After carefully observing Groot, and even breaking a lot of branches and leaves from Troot's body to study, Jade Jizi couldn't help but have a ridiculous thought in her heart.

"Could it be that some big guy played a game and ignited a tree on a certain planet, and accidentally created a race? After all, there are a lot of immortals in the heavenly court, who knows if a certain big guy likes plants more? For example, the nephew of the Jade Emperor, I heard that there are three hundred or eight hundred grass gods under his command......"

Over there, the victim Motoki didn't say anything about Jade's "brutal behavior" towards Groot, but the little raccoon Rocket on the side blew up the pot first and spoke wildly at Jade, who was opening her mind.

"Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing? Who gave you permission to do that! It's not a tree, it's my friend! You actually feel like you will break the branches on its body at will? Believe it or not, I stuffed my super-particle plastic bomb into your chrysanthemum ......."

"Silence ......" Jade Jizi pointed at the rocket with her finger and continued to fall into her own contemplation.

And after being cast by Jade Jizi, the little raccoon can no longer make a sound, even if its mouth keeps opening and closing, others can't hear any sound. Coupled with the way he dances, it looks like he is acting in a mime. And judging from the reaction of the audience next to him, his "performance" was very successful, not only did Drax show his back molars and let out a silent wild laugh, but even Gamora, a cold female killer, couldn't help but laugh after holding back for a while.

What the? How could that fool of Drax not make a sound when he laughed? Of course, it's the credit of the jade! At the moment when Drax was about to use "Buddha Laughing Garo", Jade also pressed Drax's "mute button".

"Anyway, you're annoying! Don't you see I'm thinking......" After being disturbed twice in a row, Jade no longer considered the origin of Groot's strange life, and just looked at the guys who disturbed his thinking with an unhappy expression.

Seeing Jade's gloomy face, Gamora and Peterquill came back to their senses first, only to remember that this harmless little white face was a super strong man who even Thanos had almost killed, and killing them was not like killing a little strong. The two looked at Jade Jizi with uneasiness, and at the same time pulled their teammates who were still funny a few times, and stopped their ridiculous behavior.

Star-Lord's children's boots, who boasted of being a big man, were cowardly at this time, and he bent down and watched Jade Zi talk cautiously, for fear that Jade would be unhappy, so that several of them would even save the effort of going to the crematorium.

"Uh...... Mr. Si, we didn't mean to offend you! They're just used to it......"

Before Star-Lord could finish his words, a branch appeared in front of Jade's eyes, with a small white flower growing on it, which was handed over by the cute tree Groot on the side.

"You're telling me not to be mad at them?" Jade Purple glanced at Little White Flower, then at Groot, and then turned her gaze to the group of teases.

"Alas...... Every tree is stronger than you! ”

After speaking, Jade Jizi picked off the little white flower, turned around and left slowly, leaving behind a man and woman with a face for the rest of their lives and two living treasures with big eyes and small eyes.

'What are we going to do?' Great God! Come back and help us reply first......

As if hearing the voices of the two of them, Groot glanced back at the two of them, and then stretched out two branches, which were lightly patted on their heads, as if comforting the two living treasures.

"Groot ......"

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At the same time, lazy on earth...... Oh, it was Sinan, who was actively preparing for the war, who looked at the red "bomb" in his hand with a strange expression.

"What are you kidding? Are these two really ready to get married? I remember Thor didn't even have identification, right? Get married! ”

"Still not a good idea for you?" Gu Yi, who rushed to get the news and heard the news, glared at Sinan fiercely, and then held his forehead with a painful expression: "I admit that I have entrusted you with the matter of Thor, so that you can guarantee that nothing happens to him on Earth...... And there's been so much going on lately that I've forgotten that Thor is still on Earth...... You know how shocked I was when Heimdall contacted me and told me about it? Especially when Heimdall told me that you came up with this terrible idea, what did I think in my heart? ”

Under Gu Yi's reminder, Sinan remembered that this idea was indeed provided to Thor, and this pot was firmly tied to his body, and he couldn't shake it off if he wanted to. So he had to put on a posture that the dead pig was not afraid of boiling water and faced the ancient one.

"What do you think? Are you going to strangle me and use the Time Stone to go back in time? Then you have to be able to strangle me to death before you can ......."

In the face of a shameless and shameless person like Sinan, all Gu Yi could do was to give a righteous and angry gaze, hoping to arouse the other party's repentance. But obviously, Sinan's heart is estimated to have been eaten in a hot pot long ago.

Seeing that Sinan had no remorse for what he had done, and even looked back at him defiantly, Gu Yi felt that his head hurt a little more. Finally, she couldn't help but roar at Sinan.

"Thor, after all, is the crown prince of Asgard, how can marriage be decided so easily? Also, he's marrying a mortal now! And also an earthling! The most important thing is that this matter was decided at the instigation of another earthling! What do you think Odin would think? ”

"Huh? You were worried about this? Regarding Gu Yi's Ma Jingtao-style "performance", Sinan didn't have the slightest intention of putting on a solemn expression with the performance, but just tilted his head and looked at Gu Yi suspiciously.

"I'm afraid you haven't been paying attention to Asgard lately, have you?"

"I've been busy with Casillas and Dormammu lately, where do I have time to gather information about Asgard?"

"I see...... Sinan nodded clearly, and then started his performance: "Then let me tell you...... Odin's old man is dying! ”