Chapter 503: Pull it out

Since Hanada is willing to stand up and deal with the difficult bones, then I will help her shave the "meat".

Ma Li rinsed his throat and said loudly: "The two of you don't beat or scold, are you reciting "Jingyue Si"? ”

"The horses are so messy!" Li Lianxi looked serious.

"Horse, horse...... Child? Xu Jiao was so tired of this title that he looked like a patient who had just had his gallbladder removed and was still eating liquid food, and was suddenly stuffed with a mouthful of fat meat, and his whole body was covered with greasy gravy.

He stared at Ma Li with his golden eyes: "I didn't expect you to be the son of a eunuch." ”

"Get out! Can a eunuch have a son? Ma Li didn't say a word, took out his gun and gave Xu Jiao a bullet, but he dodged it.

"......" was insulted by the people he admired, and Li Lianxi's face was ugly. But when I thought about it, what Ma Li said was the truth, and his face became even more ugly.

Xu Jiao spit out the letter and slowly retreated, and said in a disappointed tone: "I see, I see!" No wonder you know about my past! ”

"You shriveled calf was born to a eunuch!" Ma Li pointed to his face with one hand and Li Lianxi with the other, "Open your kryptonite dog eyes and see clearly, what kind of resemblance do I have with it!" ”

Xu Jiao pointed to his eyes and corrected: "This is a snake's eye, not a dog's eye." ”

Li Lianxi looked at the two of them with puzzled eyes, and said seriously: "Our family really doesn't have children......

"It's none of your business!" Ma Xu and both of them yelled at it at the same time.

"......" is abominable! If it weren't for the fact that our family couldn't leave the statue, we must educate you two stupid maggots who don't know how to count!

"Mahata!" Xu Jiao's tone was a little excited, "Do you still want to hide it now?" ”

"What am I hiding?" Ma Li said that he walked towards Xu Jiao, away from the statue.

"I've asked you many times how you knew about me hundreds of years ago, and who your master was. You haven't said it, I thought your master liked to keep a low profile. Didn't expect ......"

Xu Jiao pointed at the idol with the snake's tail: "I didn't expect the gelding dog to be your master!" It told you about me! ”

"Shaft! Pay attention to what you call us! Li Lianxi's anger was about to be ignited.

Seeing the situation, Ma Li added another pot of oil: "I said it's none of your business, you get out of the way and play with eggs!" Oh, forget you don't have eggs, you can't. ”

"Who said we don't have eggs!" Li Lianxi was already burning, "We have an egg in our family, and it is bigger than you all when we take it out!" ”

Xu Jiao sneered three times: "This person really lacks something, so he wants to show something." ”

Ma Li stood beside him and nodded in agreement: "Makes sense." So does the gelding want to dry eggs? But now there is no sun, so let's bask in the ball! ”

Xu Jiao was a little puzzled: "What ball?" ”

"When I say ball, you can just replace the word "ball" with the word "muscle". Ma Kasa blurted out, without any shame at all.

The corners of Xu Jiao's mouth twitched, and he said disdainfully: "You are still a college student with your quality?" What a ball thing! However, when you say bask in a ball, do you want the gelding dog to bask or not? ”

"You, you are really ......" Li Lianxi's wrinkles trembled with anger, like a sparkling sewage ditch, "insulting and ugly......"

When Li Lianxi launched a gentle cursing offensive, Ma Li said to Xu Jiao in a mosquito voice: "How can a gelding dog be my master, don't you give me a hat." ”

Xu Jiao lowered his head slightly and whispered, "I know." I just wanted to off the gelding. ”

"Huh? Is it the arrangement of the flower field? You got in touch with her? ”

"Who's Hanada?" Xu Jiao looked at him sideways.

"Yes...... A killer. ”

"I don't know. It was Uncle Han Kang, who sent me a message and asked me to find a way to provoke the gelding. Xu Jiao clenched his hands into fists and tried to suppress his excitement, "I didn't expect Uncle Xiao to really live!" ”

What did Han Kang say? Wasn't he caught by Hanada?

Why didn't Hanada catch Xu Jiao? Could it be that she saw that Xu Jiao and the gelding dog did not deal with each other, so the enemy of the enemy was a comrade-in-arms?

Ma Li thought for a while, and did not express his doubts: "I took a commission, and I happened to anger the gelding." Together? ”

"Together." Xu Jiao nodded, and then changed his words: "I think you have a dirty mouth, and you are more suitable for this job than me, you go first." ”

"I accept your sycophancy."

Ma Li just wanted to speak, but Li Lianxi's face disappeared.

"Uh......" he picked his chin, "the audience has run away, you go and smash it out." ”

"Smash? What to smash with? ”

He kicked Xu Jiao's tail: "With your tail, do you want to hit your head?" ”

Xu Jiao smashed the horse hat to the ground with his tail, and said angrily: "You know my past, and you know that Li Lianxi bullied my mother with the old woman." Why don't you tell me that geldings are here! You don't take me seriously! ”

Did the gelding dog bully leukin? Where did I know this!

Ma Li got up and patted the ash in front of him, and said nonchalantly: "It's all about Chen Sesame and rotten grain, are you not tired of staying alive?" ”

"Someone bullied your mother, can you bear it?"

"Can't! I mean, I'll avenge you. You don't have to dwell on painful memories anymore. ”

Xu Jiao heard the second half of his sentence, and his tone softened: "I will handle my affairs myself." ”

"Yes. Good. Ma Li nodded, "Since I talk about buddy righteousness, you don't want to help you for free." At that moment, if you want to give me a shot, you should give me labor fees. ”

"Dreaming!" After Xu Jiao finished speaking, he slid towards the idol and stopped when he was one meter away from the idol.

Lao Xu really wants to smash the clay statue?

The boss of the flower field can't help anything, he has a trick?

"Hiss~"

Xu Jiao raised his head to the sky and let out a long roar, then bounced straight up from the ground and stood on a three-meter-high pillar with the tip of his tail.

Then there is a visible fluctuation in the abdomen, as if a living creature is rolling in the abdomen.

He grabbed the corners of his mouth with both hands, still maintaining a posture with his head held high, and groaned: "Styx~" The fluctuations in his abdomen began to move up to the ribs.

When Ma Li saw this, he felt uncomfortable and couldn't help but hold down his ribs.

"Fire~"

After this long roar, the fluctuation came to Xu Jiao's throat and made the sound of a foreign object scraping his throat.

This piercing sound reached Ma Li's ears, and he couldn't help but think of the vomiting carnival night in the supermarket, and the vomiting chorus of everyone.

The vomit chorus made a disgusting sound; And Xu Jiao's harsh sound, in addition to making Ma Li want to vomit, made him feel that his throat was rubbed by a rough file, which was extremely uncomfortable.

"Vomit~Wow~Whew~"

When a flame came out of Xu Jiao's mouth with a strange sound, he grabbed the flame with both hands and pulled it outward.

"Click~Vomit~Hoo~"

Looking at his uncomfortable expression, coupled with the sound of the file grinding more and more intensely, Ma Li felt that he couldn't help but feel that he was about to throw up.

"Po~"

Finally, Xu Jiao pulled a long thing that was fiery out of his mouth.

Ma Li breathed a sigh of relief: "If I don't pull it out again, I'm really going to vomit!" Lao Xu, what are you holding in your hand? ”

(End of chapter)