118, play or not (New Year's roll for the first order!!) )
It was the first time that Bank had seen Colberrose so frightened, and he touched the head of the Shar Pei and said, "What's wrong?" Speak up, and I'll call the shots for you. ”
Colberrow wrinkled his dog face and said, "Queen Angela...... Pregnant!! ”
Banker was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said, "You like to be a father?" Fooling around outside all day, finally being green, live your mother!! ”
But when Colberth heard this, he shook his head into a rattle and said, "No, I saw the child in her belly, with two heads!" ”
When Bank heard this, he was stunned and said, "Deformed? ”
Peggy, who was on the side, also spoke at this time and said, "He just said that in Queen Angela's belly, he felt the breath of hell!" ”
Bank swallowed and said, "The breath of hell? Could it be your species? Didn't you say that you and all dogs have reproductive isolation? ”
Colberrow was about to cry and said, "I don't know! I also admit that it is pregnant with my seed, but why only have two heads! ”
Banker put down his phone, ended his daily spray early, and said suspiciously: "There is still this kind of operation? Is it difficult to take an average of the head? ”
Colberrow scratched Bank's thigh with his claws, and said, "Bastard master, the Lanloster family is going to add another new Ding, do you think you recognize it?" ”
Bank hesitated for a moment and said, "If you're willing to give your refined dog food to your cubs." ”
When Colberrose heard this, he was also entangled for a while, and then sighed, after all, this is still his own seed, and dividing the dog food is not considered to be a fat water flowing into the fields of outsiders.
So his dog face was almost huddled together, and he said, "Are you just picking like this?" Aren't you the first person in the world? If my little cub gets hungry, I'm ...... I'm going to elope with Queen Angela! ”
Bank touched his head and said with relief, "Just kidding, how could I be hungry for your little cub...... Bring Queen Angela back to her parents tomorrow, I'll take a look. ”
The next day.
Bank and Peggy stared curiously, crouching in Lanroster's shop, looking bewildered bald Rottweilers.
Bank used the energy of the blood clan to carefully perceive Queen Angela's belly-
You really have two heads!
So Bank directly gave Colberrow a "you are awesome" expression and said, "Why don't we adopt Queen Angela?" ”
When Colberth heard this, he shook his head and said, "She said she didn't want to leave her original master." ”
Banker asked, "She's so smart? ”
"Woohoo!"
At this time, there was a wild barking from Queen Angela.
Colberrow said helplessly: "She said that our dogs are smart!" ”
But then, the two bloods and one dog in the house all looked at the bald Rottweiler with suspicion.
After Colberrose circled around Queen Angela twice, the fox asked, "Little cutie, why didn't I notice you were so smart?" ”
But when Queen Angela heard this, she didn't say anything more, but raised her head, revealing a very humane arrogant expression.
…… In the next few days, Bank brought out Colberrose's treasured refined dog food and entertained Queen Angela, who was already pregnant.
After a few days of research, and discussions with Colberrow, they came to the conclusion that -
Queen Angela wasn't so smart before, but in recent months, her IQ seems to have increased by leaps and bounds, not only can she understand people, but her behavior has become more and more humane.
And what makes Colberth mad the most is that his pregnant wife has actually learned to be jealous now!
Although Queen Angela is still obedient to him as before, if he smells the scent of other, he will even yell at him!
This made Colberth unbearable, and he was about to gradually move closer to the direction of strict wife.
Every time I came back from stealing meat from outside, I had to rush into the bathroom to take a hairless bath, for fear that Queen Angela would come the next day and smell the smell of other in the house.
After continuing to study Queen Angela for a few days to no avail, Bank also secretly chatted with Sister Widow, Earl Vivien and others on the Internet, and after being discovered by Peggy, he was noisy, and he had no time to help Colberrose share his worries.
And according to the three-headed dog, although the little cub in Queen Angela's belly has a hint of hellish breath, this breath is extremely slow to gestation, and it is estimated that it will take three or five years to be born.
Banker didn't bother to help him that blind mind.
this day.
Bank, who continued to close off his hearing and was playing with his mobile phone, finally received a call for help.
It was Agent Coulson who called and asked if he had time to go to New Mexico and continue assisting with Mjolnir's research.
Banker agreed without saying a word in the midst of Peggy's non-stop chatter.
Originally, Agent Coulson said that he would send someone to take over from Bunker the next day, but Banker refused, saying that he was very willing to dedicate his value to the country and the organization as soon as possible-
Today, just today! Come pick me up! I can't wait to work for the organization!
Hearing this, Agent Coulson was suspicious, but that night, he sent a Quint fighter to take Jack to New Mexico.
Bank, too, took advantage of his official career to finally get rid of the sea of misery and head for New Mexico.
It's not that he doesn't love Peggy, on the contrary, he loves very much, very much, very much, but sometimes, it's really annoying, very annoying, very annoying!
Since taking her for the Lunar New Year, this girl has become jealous, which really makes Bank's ears calloused.
And Bank didn't bother to hide from her that he was chatting with Sister Widow, Vivian and others late at night, so Bank spent half of the day shielding his hearing with blood energy.
So Bank jumped into the Quint fighter jet and flew towards New Mexico.
Of course.
Before going on a business trip, Bank had also secretly dialed the widow's phone......
The year has passed, and it is only natural to collect foreign debts.
But it's a pity that although the widowed sister said in her words that she was willing to repay her foreign debts, she was on a mission, and she was still in the Middle East at the moment, and she was tied to a chair, so she had to wait for next time.
So Bank could only casually say "Beware of bearded people" and hung up the phone.
First day in New Mexico.
Bank pulled Coulson and Agent Hawkeye into the "Avengers chat group".
After exchanging a few more words with Tony, Bank exited the chat group page, forcibly pulled Agent Coulson, and walked around the red light district of New Mexico on the pretext of "going out to investigate".
I thought that this business trip was relaxed and enjoyable, plus when I had nothing to do.
Just the next night.
Bank, who had just taken a grenade and a bazooka and went to the river to blow up the fish, was wearing pants and squatting in the open field to smoke, but he heard the alarm bell outside.
It didn't take long.
I saw a blonde big-breasted brother, overturned several agents, jumped straight into the open field, and took a picture with Bank.
With a cigarette in his mouth, Bank looked at the big-breasted hammer god in confusion and said, "Do you want to fight?" If you want to hit me, you will surrender first. ”