Chapter 3: The Revenge of the Prawn Sister-in-law
Zhang Xiaofan calmed down the deranged prawn sister-in-law.
Now the prawn sister-in-law dressed as a noble lady is going to be renamed Amin.
Watching ten children gather around and call mom is too much to accept.
"Amin, this is what you were born with," Zhang Xiaofan explained: "We have been married for more than half a year, and you have not been pregnant, so I went to Guanyin Temple to ask for a child, and met a master, who gave me a string of Buddhist beads, and said that if you eat it, you will be pregnant." There were ten beads in that string of beads, and these ten children were the ones I begged for. ”
I can't help but say that in the world of comedy reels, Amin has a strong ability to accept things, and for such a far-fetched reason, Amin actually accepted it.
If you say that before giving birth to a child, Sister-in-law Prawn had become Amin and became Zhang Xiaofan's wife, but after giving birth to a child, especially after knowing the ability of her child, a seedling of revenge sprouted.
The ten brothers have just been born, and their abilities are still relatively weak, and they can only hear sounds within a few hundred meters of the downwind ear, and they can't see through with clairvoyance. Compared with himself, Dali San is not his own enemy. Tongpi Liu let himself slap with his true qi, and it hurt directly for a long time.
Snakeskin Four can't control himself very well, and is often thrown everywhere by himself.
After more than a month of getting along, the relationship between Zhang Xiaofan, Amin and the ten brothers skyrocketed, and Zhang Xiaofan finally tested that his body can really live forever.
Because after the plot of the scroll world arrived, Zhang Xiaofan saw his own data.
"Name: Zhang Xiaofan, age 23 years old, cultivation at the beginning of the seventh order of the human level, skills: immortality (physical body stage), copper skin and iron bones, mountain opening divine power, Gangqi body protection, boxing fourth order. Wealth: £350 million, Item: None, Equipment: Celestial Orb (unbound, "Ten Brothers-only"), Martial Value: 280,000 points, Story Points 410 points. Certified mythic system, system binding. ”
The age skeleton has returned to the twenty-three stage of the year, but unfortunately it can't directly improve the strength, but the immortality of the physical body is already precious.
When he learned that he could leave this world at any time, but if he wanted to come back, he needed certain conditions, Zhang Xiaofan still decided to continue to stay, Amin is now a demon in his heart.
The trilogy of "Truant Dragon" has been together for three years, and now I want to be alone with Amin for the rest of my life.
Anyway, his physical body is already immortal.
Zhang Xiaofan made up his mind.
Amin's mind became heavier and heavier, and finally one day, he found Zhang Xiaofan.
"You want revenge?"
"Yes, I know I'm sorry to say this, but the thought has always been in my heart, and I can't breathe. Now that we are strong and strong, and there are ten children who are talented, it is not a problem to take revenge. As long as you take revenge, I will listen to you in the future. Amin pleaded bitterly.
Zhang Xiaofan was bitter in his heart, the prawn sister-in-law is the prawn sister-in-law after all, and the name was changed to Amin, but it is not Amin.
However, it was promised.
Just like the prawn sister-in-law said, she is strong and strong, and all ten children have special abilities, and it is easy to kill a Guo Dashuai.
In the age of firearms, intelligence was the vanguard of war.
Arrange Shunfeng ears and clairvoyance, and exercise every day to gather intelligence.
After three months, he had a thorough grasp of Guo Dashuai's military strongholds and other information.
There are only a dozen cities, and Guo Dashuai has no more than 100,000 soldiers and horses.
You have fewer people, but you can still recruit troops.
With a wealth of more than 300 million pounds, he definitely surpassed most of the warlords, bought shipyards, military factories and other manufacturing industries, and when he had a certain foundation, Zhang Xiaofan made another fortune in the international futures and stock markets with his tailwind ears and clairvoyance.
Without the support of force, the more money you have, the faster you may perish, but as a warlord who is gradually taking shape, the more money you have, the more people will come to you to seek cooperation.
Especially when Britain, France, Japan, and the United States all sent many people to secretly contact him, Zhang Xiaofan knew that his opportunity had come.
For more than a year, it is already rare to be able to do this part.
The north is now warlords fighting chaotically, while the south is relatively stable.
When Zhang Xiaofan suddenly announced the establishment of the Southern Military District Government, everyone was stunned.
Without waiting for Guo Dashuai to gather troops, that night, Zhang Xiaofan led the members of the fraternal society to complete the perfect raid.
Guo Dashuai had more than a dozen strongholds, and then he was pulled out three times in a row, and in the end, only Jiangmen City was still in his hands.
"Husband, why don't you capture Jiangmen first?"
"Jiangmen is Guo Dashuai's lair, with half of his troops deployed, capture Jiangmen first, Guo Dashuai is shocked, he may run away and hide, where can we find him then? Now this Guo Dashuai still has half of the troops in his hands, and he must be looking forward to the great powers coming to mediate, even if the great powers do not mediate, he will think that he still has the ability to resist my brotherhood. ”
Zhang Xiaofan remembered that Guo Dashuai's martial arts were also extraordinary, but he couldn't let this bastard run away, otherwise he might have endless troubles.
Now he has insufficient troops, after all, this is a siege war.
Sun Tzu Youyun: Therefore, the method of using soldiers, ten is to encircle, five is to attack, and multiple is divided, the enemy can fight, less can escape, and if not, it can be avoided. Therefore, the small enemy is strong, and the big enemy is also captured.
Compared with Guo Dashuai, his current strength is even less, and he relies on only strong gun firepower.
Although he wants to clean up Guo Dashuai now, he can't kill too many people, after all, they are all compatriots. Now that the national strength is weak, if you can spend a little less, you can save a little.
"Dad, there are still 50,000 soldiers and horses in Guo Dashuai's city, the south gate and our 20,000, and the other three city gates are 10,000." Shunfeng came over to report the military situation.
"Well, well done, you continue to listen, the three guards of the city gate who are only guarded by 10,000 soldiers and horses are not firm in their thinking, and it is easy to rebel."
Zhang Xiaofan called the eight escapees, and quickly moved the four city gates with the tailwind ear on his back, and finally got prepared the next day, the guard of the West City Gate had a conflict with Guo Dashuai, it turned out that Guo Dashuai had robbed a woman, who was the wife of a subordinate of the Xicheng guard, and the guard had an excellent relationship with his subordinates, and asked Guo Dashuai for this woman, and was beaten up.
Fortunately, the Xicheng guard admitted his mistake in time, which avoided a catastrophe, but the price was that his subordinates were cut off and made a loyal vote.
What Guo Dashuai didn't know was that the head was not cut off by the Xicheng guard, but that the subordinate also committed suicide by poisoning himself after hearing that his wife committed suicide. The guards of Xicheng just did it according to the suicide note of their subordinates, and they were just patiently lurking.
In the past two days, the guard of the West City returned to his secret room, prayed many times, and was heard by Shunfeng.
Zhang Xiaofan asked the eight to go and say surrender.
When the Xicheng guard saw a person coming out of the ground, he was already biting his tongue in surprise, and when he saw Zhang Xiaofan's token, he immediately made up his mind to betray Guo Dashuai.
And that night, the gates of the city were opened.
10,000 troops entered the city, and 40,000 troops fired guns and cannons.
When Guo Dashuai learned that Jiangmen City had been breached, Dashuai's Mansion had already been surrounded.
At the east gate, south gate, and north gate, someone shouted at the same time: "Guo Dashuai is dead, the head is here, disarm and don't kill!" ”
At this time, there was no telephone, Guo Dashuai was usually brutal and cruel to the people, and he was also extremely harsh to his subordinates, and the three guards were only threatened by Guo Dashuai, and when they heard that Guo Dashuai was dead, they directly sent someone to agree with Zhang Xiaofan to surrender.
When he saw that the rest of the city army guards could continue to show up, they didn't insist any longer, and they disarmed directly.
These people are so realistic.
The Chinese cannot count on these warlords to protect the country.
When the good news came, Zhang Xiaofan's army was increasing, and the soldiers and horses surrounding Guo Dashuai were already 5,000.
Guo Dashuai couldn't bear the pressure, so he tied his arms and pleaded guilty.
Haha with a long laugh, an order, the three musket teams aimed at Guo Dashuai, the thumb-thick shackles locked Guo Dashuai, Zhang Xiaofan was ready to enter the Dashuai's mansion to rest, Guo Dashuai has always liked to collect underage girls, I don't know if there are any in it.
As for Guo Dashuai, a meeting will be held tomorrow to punish the adulterers, and it will not be too late to deal with it.
As soon as he turned around, he heard a bang behind him, and Guo Dashuai only screamed miserably and fell to the ground.
The prawn sister-in-law came out of nowhere, took a revolver and a gun in her hand, and fired three shots at Guo Dashuai's head, directly breaking a bald head into a broken gourd.
This is no longer alive unless it is cured with a Celestial Bead Bracelet.
"How did you get in?"
"The south city gate opened just now, so I asked the third and sixth to accompany me closer," the prawn sister-in-law handed the pistol to the guards behind her, and saw the third and sixth with a pity on their faces, looking at the bald Guo Dashuai's corpse.
"What about the other children?"
"The eldest and second eldest are leading them in the barracks," Sister-in-law Prawn followed Zhang Xiaofan into the hall, and her eyes lit up when she saw the magnificent Marshal's Mansion.
"Well, it's not bad here, right?" Zhang Xiaofan stood in this kind of place for the first time, took a lot of cool air, and secretly despised himself, before he calmed down, gave a few orders to several guards, and let the prawn sister-in-law go back to rest.
Zhang Xiaofan still has to continue to deal with official business, and the prawn's sister-in-law took a few people to the East Garden of the Marshal Mansion.
The Dashuaifu Prison is on the edge of the East Garden.
The original jailers have been replaced by their own members of the brotherhood, and when they saw their sister-in-law coming over, they immediately saluted.
"Open the door."
Although the prawn's sister-in-law wanted to see her ex-husband, Zhang Xiaofan had long known that the prawn had been dead for a long time.
"Let everyone out here, they're all pitiful."
Zhang Xiaofan returned to the bedroom, and the prawn sister-in-law was still crying in tears.
"Remember?"
"Well," Sister-in-law Prawn also knew that she was not in the right state, but there was no way to control her emotions.
"It's okay," Zhang Xiaofan smiled, comforted for a while, both of them were tired all night, and the ten brothers also came to the Dashuai Mansion, saw their father and mother, and went back to wash and sleep.
"Amin, shall we sleep too?"
"En," Sister-in-law Prawn put on pajamas and waited for Zhang Xiaofan to lie on the bed.
Zhang Xiaofan is about to become a marshal, and he can even call himself president, this status is not a little stronger than before, the spirit is naturally excited, and the prawn sister-in-law has revenge, which can be regarded as getting what she wants, and she is flattering, although they are all old husbands and wives, but there are a lot of tricks this night.