Three hundred and forty-nine, whose house cooks cigarettes and welcomes guests back to the church
The snow locks across the river, and the smoke waves are gone. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The monkey master has not practiced swords for a long time, but today he went to the river early in the morning to start morning practice, and the long sword in his hand was like a dragon piercing through the clouds, moving on the misty river, if he didn't speak, he would also look like a sassy young man.
Tassel stood by the river, looking at the monkey not far away, his eyes were empty, he was distracted at a glance, and he didn't know what he was thinking, if it wasn't for the spirit kite behind him that was buzzing because of the call of the fish and dragon, she looked like a little lady waiting for her husband's return by the river, peaceful and quiet.
"What are you thinking, spirit kite?"
Perhaps hearing Tassel's question, the kite stopped restless, and only made a low, dull beep, like a whisper between best friends.
"That's right, Lingxiu, Lingyu...... It is a male and female sword. But Lingxiu is now called an ichthyosaurus, and it is no longer Lingxiu. ”
The kite trembled violently, and then there was no more sound. Tassel chuckled, shook the hilt of the spirit kite with his backhand over his shoulder, and then continued to hold his arms and look at the monkey master.
Suddenly, when the tassel was unaware, the spirit kite suddenly came out of its sheath and rushed straight in the direction of the monkey master, and then danced around the fish dragon sword.
The ichthyosaur is fierce, and the kite is light. At the same time, dancing is like a dragon playing with a phoenix, which is very beautiful. And the monkey master just glanced back at the tassel on the shore, smiled and continued to swing the sword.
The ichthyosaurus enters the water, the water dragon is surging, under the heavy snow, a crystal water dragon rises in the air, the ichthyosaur is the tail of the dragon, the spirit kite is the dragon's head, and every swing can attract the power of heaven and anger.
The cooperation of the two swords is seamless, as if they know each other's minds, but the dragon Qi Zhou Tian does not touch the body, the mist rises as if it is a cloud in the sky, and the spirit kite emits a high-pitched and sharp sword roar in the air, reflecting the trembling of the fish and dragon like a real dragon's chant, attracting many masters in the town.
After the masters came over, they found that they were just practicing, most of them just looked at it and left, of course, there are also those who don't go, after all, this scene is not common, the two golden spike swords can cooperate so well, the only possibility is only the legendary Lingxiu, Lingji, in the legend, Lingxiu and Lingkite are the male and female swords created by the supreme sword saint 700 years ago, and later the sword saint body dead spirit kite passed to his disciples, and Lingxiu was buried in the sword mound with his corpse. And now...... I actually saw the only male and female sword in the world dancing again.
"Scatter!"
With a command, the water dragon dispersed in the air, and the low temperature made the water droplets turn into ice beads before they could land, crackling and falling to the ground, like a crystal rain falling in the air, falling on the water surface and stirring up a thin layer of water vapor.
The spirit kite returned to the sheath satisfied, and the monkey master put away the sword and slowly walked to the shore.
"Well, that's good. No regression. Tassel praised the monkey master while wiping the sweat on his head with his handkerchief: "But don't be complacent, you have to make persistent efforts." ”
"Don't worry, a genius like me doesn't need to practice at all." The monkey master said with a smile, but his eyes squinted at the people who were not far from him.
was swept away by this look, and many interested people immediately retreated, but there were always some people who were not open their eyes to eat melon seeds, eat early and continue to stand there motionless, looking forward to the next performance.
"These people are really uninteresting." Duanmu sat in the closest place to the monkey master, sitting on the piano and eating a bowl of rice noodles, looking like he should have jumped directly from the morning stall to watch the excitement: "I don't know how to leave some personal space." ”
Maybe it's because he's been with the monkey for a long time, and Duanmu's receptivity is strong, so his style of speaking is more and more similar to the monkey master, and some very modern words often pop out of his mouth, and he thinks these words are not only novel but also very easy to use.
"Get out!" The monkey master glanced at Duanmu with a smile: "What about my share?" ”
"I'm in a hurry, I forgot about it. I can order you tofu brain, why do you like tofu brain with sugar? Can you eat that? ”
"Is there a difference between eating salty and ****?"
"!" Duanmu picked up the bowl and made a gesture to smash it: "You have violated my faith and pulled out ......"
Before he could say the word "draw his sword", the spirit kite was already on his neck, and the strength of the sword master made him not even see when the tassel drew his sword......
"Good! You guys, you guys are bullying me, aren't they? ”
Duanmu snorted, and ran away with his piano fart while sucking rice noodles, looking stupid enough to do it.
"Ignore him, Duanmu likes to talk nonsense." Tassel pouted: "I can hear him gossip about you every day." ”
Actually, the monkey master is quite embarrassing...... After all, he seems to gossip a little more often in Duanmu, but tassels are the kind of people you tell her to be eccentric? She can't kill you!
When I returned, it was almost noon, and Red Lotus was helping to prepare lunch in the kitchen. Duanmu's little girl is not interested in anything, but she has a paranoid love for the kitchen, although there is still a certain gap between the cooking and the chef, but her dedication should not be underestimated.
Qinglian is practicing swords in the courtyard, and there is a small tassel of Ji Xing who is pretending to be a gesture with her next to her, as for the cold girl of Bailian, she can't see a figure in normal years, and it is estimated that this point should be nested in Master Li to learn medical skills.
Speaking of which, these four girls are also very interested, the eldest Honglian likes cooking, the second Bailian likes medicine, the third Qinglian loves swordsmanship, and Ji Xing is only interested in chess.
In terms of personality, in fact, the most popular is the red lotus, the most disliked is the white lotus, the green lotus is relatively independent and strong, and Ji Xing is a sticky and harmful spirit. As for appearance, if Ji Xing grows up, she will definitely be a great beauty who will captivate the country and the city, otherwise she would not be called a little tassel, and the other three have their own merits, such as the size of the violation, the cold temperament and the cheerful character.
Generally speaking, the monkey master has no bad impression of these girls, even if it is Bai Lian, who doesn't talk to him all day, after all, he has to count on the little girl who is very suitable for being a nurse for his apprentice's life.
"Oh oh oh!"
When Ji Xing saw the monkey master coming in, he immediately threw away her little wooden sword and jumped to his side, raising his hand to hug him. After the monkey picked her up, she turned around and grimaced at the world......
"She, she, she, she bullied me!" Ji Xing complained: "She wants me to practice swords!" ”
"How is sword practice bullying! You are young, you always don't learn well, what's the use of playing chess every day, can you rely on this to marry a good family, can you rely on this to become famous in the world? ”
This sounds a little familiar to the monkey master...... It feels like the tone and vocabulary that parents use when they laugh at their son who plays games all day. But speaking of which, there is a ball for sword practice? Why don't you go to the Academy of Sciences to learn knowledge......
Of course, it must be a little strange if the Golden Spike Sword Immortal of the Monkey Lord said this kind of thing, but that's it, in the world evaluation system, the high-martial world is divided into high-tech high-martial arts and individual evolutionary high-martial arts, and the star spirit is a typical individual evolutionary high-martial arts, and the strength of the individual will cause a change in the direction of evolution to maintain the balance of the world, and the star spirit without a demographic dividend is now on the verge of extinction, and the past 131 who have evolved by relying on high-tech high-martial arts are about to reach the peak of the high-martial world, okay......
In fact, the earth is taking the direction of high technology, but at the same time it maintains the advantage of individual evolution, so the earth is a very special case, this case makes the star spirit and 131 set the earth as a protected area, although everyone wants to get involved, but because of the relationship of mutual interference, everyone is relatively restrained. And the reason why the protectors of the earth will resist 131 is because if 131 succeeds in changing the direction of the earth's evolution, then the psionics will be destroyed.
This kind of dual evolution is the most complete state, and if this world is purely dependent on individual evolution, it may end up being the second star spirit, however...... To be honest, the monkey master prefers high technology and martial arts.
"Alright, don't make a fuss. Let's get ready to eat, Ji Xing can let her do whatever she likes, we can afford it! ”
The monkey master smiled and pinched Ji Xing's little face, making the little girl's shy face buried on his shoulder, and squeezed his eyebrows as if showing off to Qinglian from time to time.
"I'm so angry, I don't care about you!" Qinglian pointed at Ji Xing and snorted angrily: "You go and play your chess!" ”
And at this moment, Duanmu hurriedly ran in under one of the resort's men, and knelt down as soon as he saw the monkey master burying his head: "Something happened over there...... Would you like to take a look? ”
The monkey master was stunned for a moment: "What's the matter?" Isn't Duanmu there? ”
"Someone has come to the door and is picking quarrels and provoking trouble."
The monkey master smiled, he put down Ji Xing and smiled: "There is still such a thing? They don't know who's behind this one? ”
"Alas...... I said no, you can go and find out. ”
The monkey nodded, said hello to the tassel, and followed the little guy straight to the resort, and Qinglian followed as his little secretary.
In this way, the group of three got into a carriage and drove all the way to the resort.
Speaking of which, the resort has been open for more than ten days, and during this time, because Liang Feifei and Elder Di were busy with Liu Songlin's affairs, all the major sects were taking the opportunity to seek justice, so they didn't have much time to come, and most of the time Duanmu, the nominal big boss, was supporting in front.
Generally speaking, a Golden Harvest Sword Immortal supports the field, where does anyone dare to come to find trouble? But today is strange, not only did someone come to find trouble, but they also made Duanmu unable to deal with it, so he had to ask the monkey master to come forward.
After passing over, the monkey master really found that the door was full of people, and they were wearing the same uniforms at a glance. And at the door, Duanmu sat there with his piano horizontally, his face like frost.
"Just these people making trouble?"
"That's right! The people of the Northwest Horse Prince. ”
Lord Ma? This should be the Chunqing Palace, the monkey master remembers that there is such a sect in the northwest realm, and the master of the door is surnamed Ma. This sect is very interesting, although it is a sword immortal sect, but it specializes in doing some car fare road rage business, if it weren't for the fact that the northwest boundary is too far away and the environment is harsh and the Ma family has the ability to poison them, the major sects would have cleaned them up a long time ago.
By the way, the horse thief who was destroyed by Duanmu last time, I heard that it was supported by this family, and the two sword immortals who were killed were surnamed Ma, yo...... Imagine it's wonderful.
But they are rampant in the northwest, but I didn't expect them to be rampant here?
"You go back and talk to Dongbi." The monkey master sneered and said to the little guy next to him: "Let him take out the mustard gas from the Academy of Chemistry." ”
The little guy didn't understand what mustard gas was, but how dare he not listen to the words of the original god, turned his head and rode his horse and ran back, and after he left, the monkey master separated the crowd with his hands behind his back and walked to Duanmu's side.
"What's the matter?"
"It's okay to find something."
Duanmu squinted his eyes and looked at a rickety old man at the head, his eyes glowing with coldness.
The monkey master tilted his head and looked at the little old man with a serious face in front of him with a smile, clenched his fists and smiled: "This old man, what are you doing?" ”
"You? Who are you? ”
The monkey master didn't speak, just stood there with his hands behind his back and laughed, and a person next to the old man leaned over and whispered a few words to him, and he laughed: "Another golden spike?" The golden spike is so worthless these days? ”
"yes, it's worthless." The monkey lord nodded: "But it's better than some people who have been hanging green all their lives and can't live without this green when they are old." ”
The little old man had a gourd on his waist, and on the gourd hung a green spike. This green is not counted in the system, it is the same as the Lifetime Achievement Award, but it represents a high seniority.
But to say that he is not capable, it is nonsense, hanging green is generally a sword fairy with unconventional abilities, such as he hanging on the gourd, which means that this B8 achievement is a master of playing drugs.
Hearing that his green spike was ridiculed, the little old man laughed, and nodded at the monkey master with his hand: "Even the current head of Shu Mountain, Xuan Chizi, doesn't dare to talk to me like this, little guy, you are very bold." ”
"Oh, that's right." Master Monkey nodded: "Are you Gui Geng?" ”
"The little old man is only one hundred and five."
One hundred and five? The maintenance is good, and it looks about the same as the sixty-year-old, but I also know that the masters who use poison are generally masters of playing medicine, and it is not surprising to get some evil remedies to make yourself look young.
But...... Is the monkey afraid of him? Damn, judging from the age that the tassel is showing now, more than a hundred years old is just a guarantee, okay.
"What about this old ...... Senior, what are you doing here? ”
"What? Demolished this harmful place. ”
Dismantle? Friend, this is the industry of Shushan, you say it will be demolished? You're blind! If you dare to demolish it, Elder Di will dare to take someone to burn your mother at night.
However, the monkey master was not in a hurry, but said to Duanmu with a smile: "Duanmu, get out of the way." Let him dismantle. ”
"Why!"
Duanmu is also anxious, this place is his lifeline, demolition? He'd rather blow himself up than let people touch this industry, okay!
And the monkey master sneered: "Get out of the way, let him dismantle!" I'll see if he can survive this day after he dismantles it! ”
"Young man, you can't talk too much!"
"Really?" The monkey master staggered his body and made a respectful gesture: "Please dismantle it, dismantle it quickly!" ”
Being fooled like this, the little old man was intimidated, and he frowned and looked at the monkey master: "Why are you protecting this demon?" This place hides filth and filth, tarnishes my name as a cultivator, and consumes my youth's money, so why can't it be demolished? ”
"You demolished it, I didn't let you stop demolishing it." The monkey master smiled and said, "I want to see how many eyes you have in the Northwest Horse!" I'll just put my words here, if you dare to move this, I will destroy you. I haven't played it for a long time, so I don't believe it's trying. (To be continued.) )