Chapter 216: Our Slogan
Lu Pengcheng was choked by Ma Li's answer and wanted to hit the wall: "How can you save it if you hit it in one second?" I'm not talking about brain teasers, there is no third option. "Old Ma, a heartless guy, when has this happened, he is still in the mood to tease the boring son.
"Ordinary people really can't do it." Ma Li grabbed Yan Zhengqi's shoulder with one hand, and easily lifted him aside under the latter's surprised eyes. "The problem you're talking about is that there are only two options for the average person, but I'm not. I'll go first. ”
Lu Pengcheng saw Yu Fengliu's miserable white face and her expression of wanting to speak and stopped, he felt a little unbearable, so he rushed to Ma Li and shouted, "Do you have to go now?" Why not wait any longer, maybe ......"
"Emergency center, you must remember." Ma Li didn't give Lu Pengcheng a chance to explain, and three or two steps were like going downstairs. After explaining what he was going to do with Lint, who was hiding not far from the Commanding Heart, he headed east.
To avoid trouble, he doesn't plan to use the assault boat that was stolen by Konnie, but instead looks for a light means of transportation.
"Cao Brahma", "Lao Cao", and "Cao" Ma Li, while walking, summoned Cao Teddy. "Dog meat really can't be on the table. When you need to use it, you can't shout it. ”
Just when he was about to give up......
"Wangwang, is the director calling me?"
Ma Li didn't know where Cao Teddy came from, only that after hearing its voice, it appeared in front of his eyes.
"Where's your lover? I'm looking for something. Ma Li's memory of the speed of the giant rat's swimming last night is still vivid, and now that there is only one left in the resettlement area, how could he miss this free and fast transportation.
"Wang, the director's shoes are so beautiful......" Cao Teddy didn't listen to Ma Li's words, but the dog's eyes lit up, and he ran over, wanting to kneel and lick Ma Li's shoes, but he kicked him away.
Ma Li couldn't help frowning as he watched the hippie-smiling old Cao rolling on the ground. This old disobedient bug has been done again, and it seems that it has forgotten my methods.
When Teddy returned to Mahata with his tail wagging again, he spoke, "I was walking in the neighborhood when I met a veterinarian. He said that he was trapped here, unable to perform ligation surgery on the small animals, and he was very panicked. ”
"Clam ~ clam ~" Lao Cao stuck out his tongue and tilted his head to look at Ma Li.
"So, he invited me to join him in searching for unattended cats and dogs and practicing ligation for him."
Lao Cao hurriedly closed his mouth and sat on the ground.
"Know our slogan?"
Lao Cao shook his head again and again.
"One person is ligated, and the whole family is glorious. Oh, mispronounced...... Ligating stray pets is to protect the future of mankind. ”
Lao Cao slowly retreated: "Wang, director, I have left beforehand." ”
"There isn't enough food to eat in the resettlement area, and the next step for hungry people is to eat stray pets."
Lao Cao ran back again: "Look at my dog's head, I forgot that the matter has been resolved." Did the owner call me out to take me home? I am willing to saddle the horse for my master and go to the soup. Don't abandon Cao Cao, Wang~"
Get! The best way to get Teddy to be obedient is to make him submit to his own obscenity.
"Take me to your lover, I'm looking for it. Don't make me say it twice. ”
"Yes, master."
Under the bargaining of Princess Hahoran, Ma Li had to take Lao Cao to the Heshan resettlement area. In exchange, Lao Cao couldn't shout Hahoran in front of Ma Li, and he couldn't do anything spicy in front of him.
At the water's edge, the giant rat was tied with a rope around his waist, and a door panel was tied at the other end of the rope, on which Ma Li and Lao Cao sat on.
"Sail! Set sail! ”
With the captain's order, Princess Hahoran cut the water with four claws and advanced towards Heshan at a speed exceeding that of the assault boat.
Although Ma Kasa had no knowledge of navigation and no compass in his hand, he judged the direction of the east and the crane mountain by the direction of the sun.
"When I came to look for Hani yesterday, I could still see a few roofs in this area, why are they all gone now?" Lao Cao took a turn on the door panel and looked around.
"Hani is also a forbidden word, and it is not allowed to be used again."
After Ma Li reminded Lao Cao, he stared at the endless water in a daze. Although it is a suburban junction, it is not a deserted place. But where my eyes swept, I couldn't see a single sharp building.
"The water is already very deep." Ma Li sighed with emotion, and fell into memory. In his sophomore year, he organized a sorority between straight men and rotten women, and the main venue was in the greenhouse park here. Although none of the straight men succeeded in confessing, under the persuasion of the rotten girl, they bent a pair of straight men.
Since then, the male compatriots would rather be single for the rest of their lives than participate in the social gatherings held by Ma Li, and only the rotten girls who are keen to promote CP will not forget.
"Look, master, there's a Ferris wheel there."
Ma Li retracted his thoughts and looked into the distance: "Hey, isn't that the banana Ferris wheel in the greenhouse park?" Only half of it is out of the water...... In other words, the water here is almost 10 meters deep. ”
Because the Ferris wheel was in its path, Harholland would soon have to swim in front of it. Ma Kasa was suddenly stared at by something, and he immediately used the Sky Eye Channel, following his sixth sense, and looked up at the Ferris wheel.
I saw that the topmost carriage began to swing from side to side, and the surrounding carriages did not even shake at all.
"Get out of the way!" Ma Li's daring command to Harhoran was rotten, and the swinging carriage fell from the sky.
"Squeak? Chirping? Harhoran asked, turning his head. Lao Cao, who didn't find out that danger was coming, was still concentrating on translation. "Director, my lover asked you to the left or to the ...... Hey, is it dark? Before it could finish its sentence, it was shrouded in darkness.
Ma Li's legs bent, his hands slapped on the side of the carriage, and after a "bang", the carriage was pushed away by Ma Lia and fell into the water. After he returned to the door panel, he took out the May Fourth Soul Thrilling Pistol and yelled at the water: "Turtle grandson with a hidden head and tail, get out of here." ”
"It turned out to be a junior brother, why are you so fierce to the senior? Boom~" A man floated out of the compartment that sank into the water.
"You Longyang? Have you become a ghost? Ma Kasa discovers that the ghost who attacked them is one of the people who participated in the Straight Men and Rotten Women Association back then.
"Huh~ What's in your hand, let me see." With a gust of wind, You Longyang stretched out his hand to grab Ma Li's weapon.
Ma Li turned sideways to avoid him and said, "Last month, I also saw you post on the campus network, why have you become a ghost now?" Because of the estimation of alumni, Ma Li resisted the idea of shooting and beating You Longyang.
The latter didn't answer Ma Li's question, but continued to smile gloomily: "Huh, is this how you greet your senior?" It's so rude. Your pet dog is very good, how about I give it? ”
Lao Cao's dog hair exploded all over his body, and the defender took an attacking posture and said, "Master, shoot him." ”
If one person doesn't give a ticket, I won't talk about it later. Uh-huh!
(End of chapter)