Three hundred and sixty-five, if there is no past, there is no past
It's time to find something to do for the monkey master, it's really not okay to continue to let him look for things like this, I originally planned to take him to play in the northeast, but as soon as he passed, he made such a big moth, and it took half a month to wipe his buttocks, and it took half a month to wipe out the memory blanks of all the parties, which was the result of dispatching all the spiritual abilities of Tacheng and the monkey master at the same time. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
That's it, all the reasons are just because Xiao Wu wants to be a catcher...... If Bubu makes a move, God knows what kind of the monkey master will do.
So now it's a serious thing to find something for him to settle down, Jian Gang has been worried about this for a long time, let's do a big deal, he is not happy, he feels that he is not free and unrestrained enough. Small business, not worthy of his identity, let him go to set up a stall, he can even blow up the park.
So in order to find a job for him to pass the time, Jiangang's small meetings were held one after another, and finally under the strong request of the tassel, the monkey decided to open a restaurant to try.
But the premise is that this restaurant can't be like other restaurants, and it has to be rules. This rule is naturally set by the monkey master, and the specific rules are written down by the monkey master in ten minutes.
"This restaurant is by reservation only."
"What this restaurant serves you, you eat."
"Don't make a bargain for Lao Tzu."
"Don't beep, be careful of getting beaten."
"Business hours depend on the mood."
After Jian Gang finished reading these terms, he slammed the pamphlet on the table: "Listen! Listen!! What is this called? I want to open a restaurant, but now not only do I not cook for people, but I also have to beat people. He did it on purpose! ”
Whether you care about it or not, to be honest, it's not the monkey master's consideration at all, he's such a difficult person to talk to, it's a dream to let him go to someone with a smile, but it's good if he's happy, a restaurant can lose a few bucks, Tana's rich man has been investing in real estate everywhere recently, and even mixed up in the U.S. election, and he is considered a top chaebol on Wall Street, and such a small restaurant is simply a random street is not a problem.
"That's it, just find him something, can't arrange for someone to eat every day." Tana took the pen and drew on the A4 paper: "The waiter uses a girl from my world, add a little ***** business should be good." ”
"Hey, hey, hey!" The little monkey patted the table dissatisfied: "Be serious, **** or something, can you do it?" At most, arrange for someone to come over for dinner every day. ”
"This can be there." Jian Gang leaned back in his chair, squinted his eyes and thought for a while: "Dia, do you have anything to say?" ”
"Me?" Dia sighed: "I called him Brother Yulong yesterday, and he asked me to eat poop ......"
"Hahaha......" Tana patted Dia on the shoulder, "it's taboo, baby." ”
Dia shook her head: "So I don't even know who he is now." ”
"Now it's not a matter of discussing this, just say find something for him to do this, what do you think?"
"Agreed."
"Agreed."
"Same ......" the little monkey thought for a moment: "Agreed." But I have a question, what exactly is he going to do? ”
Whatever you're going to do, at least let's do it first. Under Jiangang's Zhang Luo, a hotel in an expensive area in the city center was opened. As for those procedures or something, someone sent it over a phone call, and the whole process of decoration uses superpowers.
Now that superpowers have actually been recognized, although the world has not been fully revealed, it is no longer so mysterious, and there is no need to deliberately remain mysterious or something. The crowd is now roughly divided into two factions of superpowers, one is the opponents, who believe that these superpowers are as uncontrollable and powerful as supermen, and if they get out of control, they will cause irreversible damage to humanity. The other group is the supporters, these people are the majority, because they have seen the convenience of superpowers, although they are powerful, but their rules are so scary, and who says there is no monitoring agency? There is one in Tacheng, one in the central secret service, and there are many similar central secret service agencies in the world. Relatively speaking, the only organization that defends the rights and interests of superpowers is Monkey Ye, an organization tentatively named "Fan World Superpower Association".
Of course, most superpowers are still very honest after being admitted to exist, in their words, that is, "as a superpower, the premise is that his foundation is also human" and once a superpower crime occurs, the tripartite agency will directly intervene in the investigation, and being investigated by these people is much more terrible than being investigated by the police uncle, so the cases of superpower crimes can be said to be few and scary, unless they encounter uncontrollable factors after awakening. But there are far too few such cases, much less than car accidents......
In such an environment, superpowers can use their abilities to make money, and now many places are willing to invite superpowers to work, and many of the useless superpowers that have been screened out can play a great role in life, such as "can make cement set quickly", such as "if you paint the walls on a rainy day, you can make lime not absorb water", and "when cooking, if the oil temperature reaches 1800 degrees, egg fried rice will be delicious", what are these abilities used in battle? But when it comes to work, it's like a tiger with wings, not only fast but also good work, although it costs more to hire them than to hire ordinary people, but it is more than twice as efficient.
Now the hired hands here are all superpowers and precious fox girls...... It needs to be noted here that the Pan-World Superpower Association is also assigned by a package, and as long as you are determined to have superpowers, you have the qualifications to be assigned to work, and most of them are paid a lot of money. And the fox girl is probably the best among the orcs in Tana's world, with a delicate face, a sexy body and a beautiful fluffy tail on the back, she can be said to be a stunner in the world.
It is said that the world's first case of an earthling and a subhuman marriage couple, the woman is a beautiful fox girl, and now the children have been born for a long time.
These girls can always find a really good job if they want to, but who is Monkey? That's the one who liberated the sub-people from the slave status, and in the minds of the sub-people, the monkey master is the only true god, so although these fox girls are all girl group stars or Internet celebrities, they will arrive at the post every second once they are called.
Everything is in place, and it looks like a festive thing, but a very incongruous scene appears, which is the signboard at the entrance of the Monkey Restaurant.
This signboard is probably the most arrogant signboard in the history of mankind, not only wrote out the rules of the monkey master, but also wrote a poignant sentence "Don't come if you are poor, it's a shame."
Brothers...... Something, this is a violation of the Consumer Rights Protection Law, okay, someone reported it on the first day of the signboard, but no one came to check......
It wasn't until the day of the opening that the four fox girls stood at the door in a variety of ways and were recognized as celebrities, that they realized that the poor don't come is really no joke.
The monkey master actually likes the kitchen very much, he has really been quiet these days, squatting in the kitchen to study the food, and he also wrote a kitchen book himself, and through various forces, he got all kinds of magical ingredients from another world.
First of all, the main focus is dragon eggs...... This is an aquatic dragon egg in Tana's world, and it is a top-notch ingredient in that world. There is also a fruit, the juice in which is simply plant-based honey, similar to honey in terms of sweetness and viscosity, but the taste is full of blissful sweetness, which is Tana's favorite food when she was a child, a royal tribute.
There are many other things, many magical things have appeared in the refrigerator, these are all ingredients that Ye Fei got for him through various means, the price of each is enough to make people vomit blood, and a meal of 150,000 or 60,000 is simply pediatric.
The first wave of cheers were Tassel and Jiangang, all of whom were their own people. After they tasted the monkey master's meal, none of them were not addicted, and even Bubu went to the kitchen to steal two honey fruits and Xiao Wu hid in the corner and ate a slimy body.
Tassel is the account room here, although she is a sword master, but this is her favorite life, after figuring out how to calculate money, she became the number one money fan in the whole association, and she can't wait to sleep in bed every day with money, just like a hen in a nest, guarding her cash register.
And just as the monkey master began his journey as a cook, Nephilim's standby in the void was also over, and as a person with great powers, he almost did not have the problem of unsuccessful crossing, especially since he was still a creator.
In fact, he is probably the most suitable person to cross, his ability makes him a unique darling, and he can easily make himself comfortable at any time anywhere.
"This is 1900."
Nephilim stood in the withered city of Beijing, after the baptism of the Eight-Nation Alliance, this ancient city has withered into a state, and now although it is temporarily peaceful, it is probably the next step is the "Xinchou Treaty".
"Alas......"
With a long sigh, Nephili, who was dressed in a suit, couldn't bear to look at the Old Summer Palace, which still exuded a scorching smell after decades, and couldn't bear to look at the frightened, yellow-skinned people on the street, just standing silently on the street.
"Sad."
Nephilim is not like the monkey master, although he is a powerful person, he is really an indigenous, this land is his home, with his sister and life. I'm afraid that no one can laugh out loud in front of a ruined homeland.
He was once young, and at that age of the second force, he also saw the mentally retarded on the Internet singing praises of the Republic of China, the Qing Dynasty, and even the Japanese Empire. But now in his opinion, this era is really not a good time.
Because it is conceivable that the capital of a country has been dilapidated like this, and the rest of the country will be full of devastation, but as an outsider, he really has nothing to do but heartache and regret.
"This gentleman, have you stayed in the ocean?"
A voice appeared behind Nephilim, and he turned his head to find a young man with a whip on his head but glasses that looked a little cultured, wearing a white-washed robe, his face was a little pale, but his eyes were shining.
"Sort of."
"I've seen foreign consuls wear your garments, but they are far less refined than yours. Scold...... It's nice to finally see a decent compatriot. ”
Isn't that nonsense...... The suit on Nefitian's body is tailor-made by the world's top designers, the leader of Tacheng and one of the three giants in the world, and it doesn't look like a Li-Ning Nike again.
"What? Can't you usually see it? ”
The young man walked forward, and Nephilim followed him unhurriedly, and the two of them naturally began to talk.
"Naturally, the gentleman can look around him, and see which one is not as gray as ashes, which one is not dull, and which one is not ragged. There is no hope for the country, and there is no hope for the people, and I worked in the British Imperial Consulate, and I tried to learn about their culture, and found a very interesting phenomenon, that is, even one of their sailors, who had a ninth-rate livelihood, could still be proud in front of our officials. What is it? This is the confidence that the country's strength brings to them! ”
The young man was a little excited, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet hard, as if he was angry, but he was helpless: "What do you say, sir?" ”
"yes." Nephilian nodded: "It's quite helpless." ”
"The Qing Dynasty is dying, and China's qi is running out. I am not reconciled to ......" The young man's voice trembled, as if he had found a soulmate, and he confided in Nephilim: "I am a great country, and once upon a time, I was also a majestic kingdom and a dynasty of all nations!" But look at what kind of country it has become now! Bullied and slaughtered by others, there are old sins of Cixi to make trouble, there are temples and rotten wood to eat, wolf-hearted dogs are raging, and slaves and servants are in power. The community is a mound, and the common people are charcoal! ”
He said excitedly, his face flushed, he couldn't speak, and he choked up several times.
Nephilim didn't say anything, just patted him on the shoulder: "Actually...... It's not that bad. ”
"Mr. Xu has lived overseas for a long time, I don't know my recent situation in China, see that Mr. is also a person of insight, it is better to come to the humble house to talk, I asked my little sister to prepare some vulgar drinks for Mr., how about we talk about state affairs? Although the country is hopeless, there is fire in our hearts! ”
In fact, Nephiten understands this young man quite well, and if you look around, you will know that a group of walking corpses, empty of grief and indescribable pain, it is really very depressing. This young man can see from what he said that he can be regarded as a high-level intellectual, although he worked in the British Consulate as a second dog, but in this environment, who can blame him.
After following the young man back to his home, Nephilim found that although his home was not a rich family, it exuded a smell of books, and in this case, it could be regarded as a spirit.
"Little sister, there are guests today! Go and make a few side dishes. ”
"It's coming, it's coming!"
The curtain opened, and a person came out of the door, and Nephilian squirted out at a glance: "It's a coincidence, it's a coincidence......" (To be continued.) )