Chapter 315: What, What, What
At the beginning of the day, the sky is full of stars.
After a day of fun, the pups returned home in fear and waited for the mixed doubles to arrive.
The people who walked and ate began to go home, or serve the cold cat master at home, or prepare to beat up the puppy who didn't come home for a day.
The person who was still running on Sweet and Sour Tenderloin Street, seeing that he had walked far more kilometers than the rest of the circle of friends, finally showed a satisfied expression of a cigarette afterwards.
As he passed by the barbecue restaurant, he smelled the scent of carcinogens and licked his lips. After a second-long hesitation, he walked into the abyss of all evil.
"Boss, come for twenty yuan of meat ......" He was speechless in surprise when he saw the barbecue stall owner's outfit.
"Meat skewers? Well, wait a minute. ”
Tonight's gloomy atmosphere is a little heavier, and the ghost's grimace is particularly terrifying.
In Maiwen's absence, Mai Wu had to step in personally and take control of the barbecue restaurant in place of his younger brother. In order not to scare away the guests with his grimace, he put on his brother's biohazmat suit.
The diner who came back to his senses clutched his mobile phone tightly, and with the sincerity of kneeling naked in the ice and snow to worship the master, he begged Mai Wu: "Boss, can you let me take a photo?" ”
The competition in the catering industry is too fierce now, and some people actually dress up like this in order to attract business. I have to take a picture with him and upload it to my friends. I want to be a clear stream in the circle of showing off muscles, and let those animals know that there are more interesting things waiting for us to discover in life besides drying their abs.
"Huh?" Mai Wu turned his head to look at the other party and said curiously: "Dog team? ”
"No, no." The man hurriedly explained, "I just think your dress is very individual, and I want to take a picture as a souvenir." ”
"Oh." Mai Wu controlled the fully enclosed helmet and nodded, "No." ”
"Just take a picture, really just one!"
"If I say no, I can't." Mai Wuchou rejected the other party.
Song Qingqing leaned against the wall and walked out of the store: "Brother Wu, haven't my big chicken chops been grilled yet?" I'm going to starve. ”
Mai Wu pointed at the diners and said dissatisfiedly: "You can't blame me for being slow, it's this person who interferes with me on the side." ”
"Clams?" Song Qingqing looked at the diners with an unkind gaze: "You shouldn't interrupt my eating...... Oh no, it's you who shouldn't affect Brother Wu's business. ”
The diner hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, I just want to take a picture of Brother Wu." Brother Wu, okay? His brain turned quickly, and he followed Song Qingqing and shouted Brother Wu.
"What are you doing with him?" Song Qingqing walked to the display cabinet and took out a large chicken steak from it, not finding that Mai Wu's face hidden in the protective suit was more ugly than a ghost. I walked to the barbecue grill and skillfully brushed the big chicken chops.
Mai Wu glanced at the empty money box, glanced at Song Qingqing's flat abdomen, and finally turned to stare at the display cabinet that was about to be emptied, and said in a soul-aching tone: "It's too much!" Too much! ”
The diner thought it was him, so he retorted in a low voice: "One photo is not much." ”
"I just can't say no." Mai Wu's attitude was very resolute.
Song Qingqing said curiously: "What are you doing filming Brother Wu?" ”
After the man said his thoughts, Mai Wu's objection became even stronger: "What kind of chicken pen to choose, when you hear it, it is an improper circle." Don't shoot! He pointed at the other party with a meat skewer, "If you dare to shoot, I will suck your yang energy!" ”
"Yang Qi?" The man couldn't understand for a moment.
Song Qingqing found that Mai Wu had a very bad temper at this time, and was afraid that he would really do something bad to inhale yang energy, so he learned the tone of Ma Li's tone and said to the diners: "Don't care." He spoke the muddy and foreign language, the dialect of his hometown. ”
Mai Wu didn't speak, concentrating on the barbecue.
"And what does he mean by this dialect?" The man has a very good posture of breaking the casserole and asking to the end.
Song Qingqing paused...... What do equal seniors do when they encounter questions that they don't want to answer? Pregnant! Interrupt Dafa!
"The circle you are talking about is actually the circle of friends."
"Yes. It may be that I am not clear about my expression. The man glanced at Mai Wu, "Brother Wu misunderstood." ”
Get New Skills! Oh yes! It turns out that the senior's topic transfer Dafa is so easy to use.
Song Qingqing, who was in a little joy, was in a particularly good mood, and she patted the protective suit with her hand full of oil: "Brother Wu, you just let him shoot." He is a circle of friends, not a chicken circle. You and Brother Wen don't advertise barbecue restaurants on the Internet, and the store is out of gas. People are taking pictures of you and sending them to Moments, and they are promoting your store. ”
"What circle?" Although Song Qingqing could pronounce clearly, Mai Wu found that the words he heard were intermittent.
Song Qingqing hummed a little song and said, "Circle of friends." ”
"Friend what?" Mai Wu still didn't hear clearly, and his irritability grew stronger and stronger.
"Circle of friends!" Song Qingqing looked at Mai Wu with a puzzled gaze, "Is it because you are wearing a closed helmet, so you can't hear me clearly?" ”
Mai Wu finally realized that something was wrong with him. He stopped the guy in his hand and asked solemnly, "What are you sealing?" ”
"......" Song Qingqing thought that Mai Wu was teasing herself, so she no longer cared about his "what" and concentrated on grilling chicken steaks.
The diners felt embarrassed, so they sat in place and watched the two of them bake things. Suddenly, he smelled a burst of fragrance, but the rich smell of cumin wafting from the carcinogen savagely squeezed out the fragrance and occupied all his olfactory cells.
He rubbed his nose and said to himself, "What did it smell like just now?" ”
"Anal what?" Mai Wu started again.
Click, Song Qingqing pinched off the chicken steak bamboo skewer in his hand, and complained with a little emotion: "Nothing!" Don't ask anything more. Nothing! ”
Smack, Mai Wu slapped the barbecue grill with protective clothing gloves: "What the hell are you talking about!" ”
The eater's heart is broken. Are you selling barbecue or something...... Phew, nothing! How can you do such a business!
He was just about to leave, but Song Qingqing suddenly said, "Did you smell any fragrance just now?" When I smell it, I want to lose my temper. ”
"What incense?" Mai Wu has been deeply trapped in "what" and can't extricate himself.
The diner took over the conversation: "I also smelled the fragrance just now, it is very faint and fragrant." But when I sniffed it closely, it was gone. I don't know if the scent that the hostess said was something I smelled. ”
“……”
The atmosphere suddenly became weird.
Mai Wu stared at the diners with wide eyes, and Song Qingqing lowered his head and his face was flushed.
The diner felt a little strange and muttered, "The proprietress seems to be very shy......"
Bang dang~
Song Qingqing flipped over the barbecue grill, pointed to his face, and yelled at the diners: "Is this shy? I'm so angry! You call him boss, call me boss. Are you blind? Except for equal seniors, I won't put any man in my eyes! ”
"......" Mai Wu looked at the barbecue that had been spilled, and felt distressed.
The "......" diner swore that he would never come to this barbecue restaurant again. Black shop, this is! If you say a few more words, you can't be like a barbecue grill, and be swept away by a female man!
Neither of them noticed that the female killer Xia Mu was holding Wan Nianqing in one hand and a bulging barbecue restaurant custom bag in the other, and passed by them expressionlessly.
(End of chapter)