Chapter 0008 Fart to scare away the soul hook mother-in-law
Uncle Ma glared at me and muttered in a low voice:
"Nonsense, if there was a cure for that thing, Lao Tzu would have become a national ...... Oh! Wrong! He should be the richest man in the world. ”
Hearing this, I had to laugh wryly.
Think about it too.
Uncle Ma said that he studied under an ancient sect, and there should have been no terrible disease such as cancer in ancient times!
Alas!
It can only be said that this is the retribution of human beings for their excessive demand for the earth and finally eating the bitter fruit!
I was sighing in my heart, and suddenly I heard a cry from the ward not far ahead.
Uncle Ma and I glanced at each other, immediately understood, and hurriedly ran over to find out.
I saw that in the four-person ward, there was only one bed with a patient, and a skinny old man was lying on it.
The old man's eye sockets were sunken, his face was yellow and thin, and his chest was getting smaller and smaller.
There were many family members around him, all with sad expressions, looking at the old man with a sad expression, as if waiting for the old man to take his last breath.
Uncle Ma sat on the bench outside the ward and ordered me to watch the old man's every move carefully.
"Look carefully at the old man's Yin Tang, it's the door of the brain, what's wrong?"
Uncle Ma said in a deep voice.
I used my eyes to sneak a peek, and I soon made a discovery.
Above the old man's head, a faint reddish light appeared.
I didn't know what this phenomenon was all about, so I had to tell Uncle Ma the truth.
That, he told me, is the resentment that comes with people before they die.
Uncle Ma concluded that after the death of this old man, he would be angry, and he should be a complaining ghost no matter how he said it.
Although it is not as precious as the ghost, it can at least capture the alchemy.
I swallowed and foamed, feeling a little nervous and of course a little excited.
This was my first ghost hunt.
If I were to rush in now and tell the mourning and silent family members inside that I was going to capture the ghosts of their dead loved ones, I am afraid that I would either be beaten half to death or thrown out as a psychopath.
On the other side, Uncle Ma was calm and relaxed, leaning on the bench and closing his eyes to recuperate.
Just when I couldn't help but urge him to be more serious, my left eyelid suddenly jumped slightly.
Immediately, I was surprised to find that the number of family members present suddenly increased by one!
And that one, I know very well.
It's none other than the soul hooking mother-in-law I saw through the curtain last night!
She was still dressed the same as last night, wearing black clothes and pants.
The rickety body is like a skin shrimp with a hunched body.
Of course, everyone present couldn't see her existence, and let the soul hook mother-in-law come to the old man's side.
Leaning down, just like last night, he began to absorb the old man's remaining yang energy.
"Horse Horse Horse ...... Uncle Ma, wake up, wake up! I saw last night's ...... again That soul seducing mother-in-law! ”
As soon as the words fell, Uncle Ma, who was pretending to be asleep, immediately opened his eyes, took out a small bottle of blue liquid from the military satchel he was carrying with his backhand, and quickly wiped it on his eyes.
I asked curiously:
"Uncle Ma, what is this?"
"Cow's tears, willow leaf juice, blue star grass and other herbs that can see ghosts can be seen for a short time. It's just that the effect is not as good as your innate yin and yang eyes. ”
Uncle Ma, who was smeared with cow tears, had two eyelids like a thick layer of blue eyeshadow, which made me want to laugh after seeing it.
But Uncle Ma looked serious, his eyes were fixed on the hospital bed, his brows were furrowed, and he gritted his teeth and said:
"Oops! was found by the soul hook mother-in-law first. ”
Uncle Ma once introduced that the soul seducer is also known as the Yin Cha, and is mainly responsible for the work of seducing the soul and guiding the way in the underworld.
Because after a person dies, his soul will still linger in the world because of his obsession with the world.
At this time, a soul seducer will come and take his soul away and escort him to the underworld.
"It seems that the yin in charge of this area is the soul seduction woman in front of her. This old lady is not a good stubble, so let's not act rashly. ”
This is the first time I've seen Uncle Ma in front of other people...... Oh, to be precise, it should be soft in front of the ghosts.
However, the ghostly look on the mother-in-law does not look like a bully.
Besides, it is to do things for the underworld, so it is the wisest choice not to anger her.
At this point, we had no choice but to watch the soul seducing mother-in-law, using a black chain to pull the old man's soul out of her body.
Uncle Ma told me that the black chain was a special soul chain, which was specially used to detain souls.
As we guessed, the soul of the imprisoned old man faintly emitted a faint red light, which was the form of a resentful ghost.
The old man was very afraid of the soul-seducing mother-in-law in front of him, and when he was just detained out of his soul, although he struggled symbolically a few times, he immediately became honest.
He let the soul queen lead him with chains, and obediently followed behind him, following in unison.
I thought they would disappear soon, but suddenly Granny Soul raised her head directly and met my gaze.
I soon noticed that she was staring at my left eye.
It's been discovered!
I was shocked.
The next moment, from her eyes, a cold light flashed, and then walked towards me step by step.
"Horse ...... Uncle Ma, what's ...... What's going on! She, she, she...... She walked over to us. What to do? What to do! ”
Uncle Ma also noticed that something was wrong, wrinkled his brows, and scolded in a low voice:
"Damn, our whereabouts have been revealed."
I hurriedly asked, "So what next?" Why don't we run! ”
"Run? Run, you big-headed ghost! It's someone's territory. Uncle Ma scolded before he said, "Don't panic, don't panic!" Pretend not to see her, leave her alone, and treat him as if he doesn't exist. They won't embarrass people, otherwise they will break the rules, and Lord Yama won't be able to let her go. ”
Having said that, I was still shivering.
However, I quickly twisted my head to the side, pretending not to see the seductive woman approaching.
But out of the corner of my eye, I couldn't help but look at her.
Five, four, three......
Granny Soul is getting closer and closer to me.
In the end, we were only a meter away.
At this time, I could even feel a cold aura rushing towards my face, as if it was about to freeze my body and soul.
What to do?
What to do!
At this critical juncture, I only heard a strange sound of poof.
Someone farted!
It's Uncle Ma......
He was scared out of the fart?
I turned my head in shock and stared at Uncle Ma.
But Uncle Ma's face is not red, he is not panting, he looks like I put it on, what can you do with me.
"Hah, phew-"
Uncle Ma spat on the ground again, clicked his lips, and said to me:
"I'm afraid that the soy milk I drank in the morning is not clean, and I am a little out of luck, do you want to go to the toilet together?"
"Huh?"
I didn't come back to my senses for a moment, and looked at him with a frown.
"Ah what, if you don't hurry up, I'm going to pull the crotch of my pants."
As he spoke, Uncle Ma grabbed my hand and walked quickly to the bathroom.
looked at the soul hooking mother-in-law behind her, her face was gloomy, but she didn't follow, but disappeared from the spot with the old man's ghost.