I bit my finger and quickly drew a Tai Chi Bagua pattern on the ground, then pinched the Fa Duel, and drew a mantra on top of the pattern, silently reciting the "Six Paths and Ten Directions Spiritualism" mantra in my heart.

I shouted, "Little Evil Poetry, come to the rescue!" ”

Little Lori's mother had already hugged me from behind and wrapped around me like a snake, which was simply a vivid expression of her charm.

She said, "Xianggong, what are you doing?" Poetry is small? Who is the poet? Is it your new love? No! No...... You promised me that you would be wholeheartedly devoted to me for the rest of your life, how can you do that? ”

I'm confused!

That Tai Chi Bagua pattern lit up! Radiant!

Shi Xiaoxiao also came, but Shi Xiaoxiao did not enter the spirit mirror enchantment.

I heard her knocking on the glass outside, and heard little Lori crying anxiously: "Mom...... Are you sober...... He...... He's my brother...... You...... Don't bully him......"

Shi Xiaoxiao: "What's going on? What the hell is going on? How is Brother Huangquan in the mirror? How did you get in? Why can't I get in? What kind of spell is this? ”

I'm going to cry!

There is no doubt that the "Six Paths and Ten Directions Spiritualism" can summon Shi Xiaoxiao. However, the Spirit Mirror Enchantment is an enchantment that I used the Nine Palaces Bagua Array, plus the eighteen blessings of the Ancient Sacrifice Heaven, and Shi Xiaoxiao just came to my side, but there was no way to enter the enchantment.

Paralyzed, I knew this, what's the use of me still shouting poetry?

More than one to enjoy the show?

I said, "Auntie, calm down, I'm really not Hua'an, I'm Huangquan, maybe I'll call your mother-in-law in the future." You can't be like this...... This...... Isn't that ***? How can you grab a boyfriend with your daughter? ”

Little Lori's mother became more and more sad and excited: "Hua'an, how can you become like this? You empathize and don't fall in love, it's just a little bit of a new love poem! But...... But Kexin is your own flesh and blood...... How can you be her boyfriend? Xianggong, I beg you too, please be sober, calm down, have you fallen for some evil magic? No way! It seems that I have to cultivate the 'Soul Rejuvenation Method' with you, and I want to know what you really think in your heart. ”

Me: "I'll go!" Why are you here again, I'm telling you, don't force me! I'm not a casual person, I'm not a casual person! If you go on like this, I'm going crazy! ”

Little Lori's mother looked longing: "Come on, be mad at me...... Ravage me as you did before, and insult me......"

I'll go to her uncle's......

Ten minutes later, I was lying on the ground, in a large shape, motionless, my chest was full of nail prints, my neck, there were six or seven strawberry kiss marks, and I couldn't help but have a tear running down the corner of my eye......

On the other hand, little Lori's mother, she is still riding on my waist, with a comfortable face, a very bad smile, a very proud smile, humming a little song, and now she almost has a cigarette in her mouth.

I cried!

Although my physical body is not here, what happened in the Spirit Mirror Enchantment is actually similar to a dream. But is there such a clear dream? I was indecent to little Lori's mother a hundred times.,And it's the soul that is indecent to me.,It's equivalent to being carved directly into the depths of the soul.,No matter how long it's been in the past.,Whenever I recall.,All the details of what just happened.,I remember it vividly.。

Little Lori's mother leaned on my chest and kissed me lightly on the mouth: "Xianggong, you are so powerful this time." I haven't seen you for so long, and it's become so big, so hard, so long...... It's just a little short of time......"

I was angry: "Ma Dan, this is the master's first time, can it not be short?" How many people haven't rubbed to the door yet~ Have you ever seen it? ”

I'll go!

Lao Tzu was confused, what am I talking to her about?

I yelled, "We've done everything, do we have a good idea?" You know what I think? Know who I am? Do you see it? Master, I'm not Hua'an at all. ”

Little Lori's mother: "I hate it, you love to play tricks on others, then whatever, you don't use the 'heart has a spirit and joy method', how can we have a spirit in our hearts?" Otherwise, if you try it out this time, let's do it again? ”

Their?

What do you mean?

The master was insulted by her for nothing?

I got angry and pointed at her nose and threatened, "Good! Lao Tzu is Hua'an. I'll take you out of here now. If you continue to fall asleep, I will kill Kexin first~ rape and then kill, kill and then ~ rape, rape ~ and then kill. ”

Little Lori's mother panicked: "You...... Why are you so ...... So ridiculous? ”

Me: "Master, I'm just such a silver, if you dare not wake up, I will stab Lao Tzu's golden hoop stick in front of you and make her die, above and below, in front and behind, and finally directly in the volcanic eruption." Kexin is practicing virgin occultism, and when the time comes, she will be directly killed! ”

Little Lori's mother was shocked: "You...... You...... You...... Huaan, how can you do this? ”

I didn't bother to talk nonsense, and silently recited the eighteen sacrifices of the ancient heavens in my heart, and the spirit mirror technique was unraveled, and my mother and I returned to reality.

Shi Xiaoxiao grinned on the side, looked pitiful, shook her head and sighed. She stepped forward and patted me on the shoulder and said, "Brother Huangquan, be strong, it's all over, I'll explain to Xiaomeng, I'm sure she won't blame you." ”

I looked at this girl, how I looked at it, how did I feel that this sentence did not seem like comfort. The poem's eyes were full of banter, her little face was tense, and she couldn't hold back her smile.

Sure enough, she laughed, leaned forward and backwards, clutched her stomach, and rolled with laughter.

Sock, don't you want to be so exaggerated?

Look at the little Lori again, she has red eyes, looking at me resentfully, her delicate face is full of tears, and she looks at me four times, and suddenly she fell on the bed and cried, sad.

Little Lori's mother moved her fingers, probably because of Cao Kexin's cry, she was moved, thinking of my threat in the Spirit Mirror Enchantment, she was about to wake up.

At this point, I had to do something.

Amnesia!

Yes, I want Shi Xiaoxiao to forget what happened just now.

I want little Lori to forget the grief in my heart. This chick signed a "ghost concubine contract" with me, and she has a crush on me in her heart. As a result, I was given something by her favorite mother, and let her watch it. If this painful memory is not erased, this chick is estimated to have a shadow in her heart in the future.

I drew an amnesia charm in the palm of my hand and slapped it on the sinister forehead, which was still rolling and laughing exaggeratedly.

Draw another one and stick it on Lori's forehead.

Two chicks passed out on the spot.

And at this time, little Lori's mother woke up slowly.

I wasn't going to use an amnesia charm on her. Because I'm afraid, I'm afraid that she will treat me as Hua'an again, and then in front of Little Lori and Shixiao, she will insult me again.

Little Lori's mother opened her eyes and looked at me dumbfounded.

After a long time, she finally came back to her senses and understood everything, she was stunned, her face was complicated, and she was angry: "Boy! I'll kill you! ”

ps: I'm sorry, there was an emergency surgery yesterday, the patient had an ectopic pregnancy, and he was busy until nine o'clock in the evening and didn't eat, and the last chapter was not updated. Everyone, understand, you owe a watch, and find an opportunity to make up for it in a few days.